I was born a Sinner, Born from Original Sin

Current mood: Aroused

And your song of the day is from the Eurythmics. It is called "Missionary Man"



News time Children (I love Fallout 3 references)!
The police are looking for some kids who apparently stole letters from a garage sign.
http://www.ky3.com/news/crimewatch/62651707.html

Six things about the Human Body that Science can't seem to explain!
http://www.cracked.com/article/161_6-things-your-body-does-every-day-that-science-cant-explain/

In Sidney Australia, one many is facing jail time after DNA found from blood inside a leech (found at the crime scene) linked him to a 2001 crime. Pretty nifty, I think.
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/Blood+from+leech+ties+Australian+2001+crime/2119408/story.html

A 19 year old attacks his ex-girlfriend with a hair dryer. He also tried to choke her with it and then hit her.
http://www.cfnews13.com/News/Local/2009/10/18/exgirlfriend_attacked_with_hair_dryer.html

A College Sophomore is being charged with Flashing his member to innocent bystanding women as young as 12. (Check out his name!)
http://www.whtm.com/news/stories/1009/668711.html

And we are done for the day, Bidibidi that's all folks!!

Shinwa

Current mood: Angsty

Voila! Your song of the day is by Rentrer en Soi (a J-Rock band) and it is called "Shinwa". It is very pretty and calming, I think anyway.



NEWS
Bacon Soap! http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3843

A guy in Edinburgh, Scotland got his arm bitten by an Angel Shark. How is this possible? Well, he worked at an aquarium.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/oct/18/shark-bites-aquarium-worker

This is amusing and frightening... http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/a-collection-of-pre-1930-awkward-family-photos/

A lawyer got to sit in jail for a day for being in contempt of court for asking a murder victim's mother if her daughter was a stripper.
http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2009/10/birmingham_lawyer_ordered_to_j.html

A 12-year-old girl dies after being in labor for 3 days. She bled to death and her baby died also. She was only a year younger than my sister.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/09/14/yemen.childbirth.death/index.html

Women in Somalia are being forced to remove their bras and shake their breasts and then are publicly flogged for being "deceptive".
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1220864/Whipped-wearing-deceptive-bra-Hardline-Islamists-Somalia-publicly-flog-women-sharia-crackdown.html

An 83 year old man allegedly shot at his son for refusing to stop drumming.
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/custom/offbeat/sns-ap-us-odd-drumbeat-dispute,0,2360964.story?track=rss

Simple Boy

Current mood: Awake

SONG!



NEWS!
A Nurse, Linda Kaufman, is being re-sentenced for forcing mentally ill patients to work in the nude and to perform sex acts (while billing the government and families for it as "therapy").
http://www.kansas.com/news/story/1014287.html

A baby survived after being hit by a train!
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/10/16/australia.baby.train.escape/index.html?eref=igoogle_cnn

Okay, what do you do when you hit a dog, but the dog is still alive? Do you hit it repeatedly with a hammer and a machete to "put it out of its misery"? No? Well this guy did. Luckily the dog survived, however the driver of the car might not after the owner of the dog took said machete and hammer and beat the hell out of the other guy.
http://www.postandcourier.com/news/2009/oct/16/violence-erupts-after-dog-run-over/

And a girl, who didn't want to marry the one her parent's picked for her, CUT OUT HER TONGUE AND OFFERED IT TO THE GODS!!
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/bhubaneswar/Girl-chops-off-tongue-to-get-the-right-groom-/articleshow/5125050.cms

A justice of the peace refused to marry an interracial couple. And guess what? It happened just a little while ago this year.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091015/ap_on_re_us/us_interracial_rebuff

A woman had 15 abortions in 17 years. She wrote a book about her "addiction" to destroying life.
http://www.myfoxla.com/dpp/news/national/dpgo_woman_has_15_abortions_over_17_years_lwf_20091014_4040373

Finally, a lady who was born with her feet facing BACKWARDS refused to take disability, claiming she isn't disabled. She can also run faster than her friends!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-499367/Im-disabled-insists-waitress-born-feet-facing-backwards.html

Goodbye, My Heart

Current mood: Blah

Okay a bit of a depressing song today, but I love it. Goodbye My Heart by Jisun is your song of the day. It has English Subs so you can actually understand what she is saying!



Now onto your news of the day which is going to go a little something like this:

7 Sex tips that can actually put your man in the hospital... and Cosmo is the one telling you to do it!!
http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital/?virgin

A North Carolina Church is going to be holding a "book burning" of "Satan" books. These so called "Satan Books" are going to include books by Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, the Pope, as well as several versions of the Bible that they believe to be "Satan Bibles". What the hell?
http://rawstory.com/2009/10/n-c-church-to-burn-satans-books-including-works-of-mother-theresa/

An eight-month pregnant stripper gets probation for attacking a fellow "exotic dancer" with a stilletto heel. She claims it was in self-defense.
http://www.ohio.com/news/64087222.html

World's Most Interesting and Needless Facts!! Enjoy! http://cbs4denver.com/slideshows/bizarre.facts.20.1243030.html

A woman was gored by a male deer after trying to pet it!!
http://cbs4denver.com/local/woman.gored.deer.2.1245857.html

And this is just strange!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/art-news/6319258/Church-art-exhibition-includes-crucified-ape-and-black-Jesus-on-electric-chair.html

And that's all for today... Go check out my massive video upload on youtube!! www.youtube.com/saraicrazyshow

OUT like leopard print pants.

Fireflies die in a Mad World

Current mood: Bummed

Hello everyone,
Sorry there has been no blog for a couple of days. I have been very sickly and even had a trip to the ER. I'll be okay though, I'm not dying, so I'll be fine eventually.
Since I haven't posted I'm going to post two songs and as much news as possible. Enjoy!
Sarai

Song Number ONE: Fireflies by Owl City



Song Number TWO: Adam Lambert's cover of "Mad World" by Tears for Fears



and now onto the News:
TODAY
Because of a fight over a game of chess one 30 year old man is dead and another is going to spend 10 years in Jail.
http://www.press-citizen.com/article/20091013/NEWS01/910130322/1079/news01

For the first time in 230 years a flute that belonged to Frederick the Great, King of Prussia, was played. The flute is made of silver, ebony and ivory and was played Saturday during a festival on Usedom, which is a Baltic island.
http://www.cbc.ca/arts/music/story/2009/10/12/flute-frederick-prussia.html

In Laredo, Texas Police found a fake school bus full of 5,000lbs of Marijuana. They are still searching for the driver of said bus.
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/tx/6664330.html

A guy walks into a store and steals some beer, only to come back an hour later and pay for it.
http://www.azcentral.com/community/phoenix/articles/2009/10/12/20091012abrk-circlekrobbery1012.html

Maurice Sendak, author of "Where the Wild Things Are" said in an interview that parents who are complaining about the movie being to scary for their children should "go to hell".
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?entry_id=49362

YESTERDAY
The mayor of Sacremento California was robbed of a suit, a pair of shoes and some personal items while trying to help an elderly gentleman carry his items in San Francisco.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=8810178

In Maplewood, New Jersey, there is a place where children in wheel-chairs can learn how to Fence. Mickey Zeljkovic is giving children with wheel-chair bound disabilities a chance at a new activity and he also instructed Tariq al Qallaf, an adult wheel-chair fencing champion.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/12/nyregion/12fencing.html?_r=4

A giant vagina sculpture mysteriously appeared in a guy's yard after he came home from a night partying. It is estimated to weigh about 100lbs.
http://www.tri-cityherald.com/kennewick_pasco_richland/story/750097.html

A gentleman accidentally killed his fiancee the day BEFORE they were supposed to get married when he thought he had an intruder in the house.
http://www.katu.com/news/national/63927107.html

And this is just mildly amusing : http://advice.nerve.com/2009/10/09/sex-advice-from-mathematicians/

An insurance company has refused to insure a baby because he has a pre-existing condition. He is 17lbs and therefore "obese".
http://rawstory.com/2009/10/insurer-refuses-to-cover-baby-says-hes-too-fat/

Eat Me, Beat Me, Treat Me like your Favorite Backdoor Whore!

Current mood: Luminous

ELECTRIC CUCUMBER!!! EAT ME BEAT ME TREAT ME LIKE YOUR FAVORITE BACKDOOR WHORE!!!



Some interesting things going on in the world!

In Lima, Peru someone stole a LUNG from an exhibition on human cadavers! NO KIDDING! AND they were offering $2,000 for the return of the organ. Its okay though, it's been returned, everyone can breathe easier!
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10602408

A Guy misses the birth of his child because he was too busy sexually abusing the nurse trying to deliver his baby! What a creep!
http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_13527317

And this is just funny! http://www.popbitch.com/home/2009/10/05/red-pepper-news/

Noddin' my head like YEAH!

Current mood: Bouncy

First THE NEWS!

Explosives and marijuana were discovered at a Southern California home that was also a child day care center after Benjamin Kuzelka, 23, blew off his hand while mixing homemade explosives. The guy, Benjamin, walked into the ER saying he had SHOT his hand, instead of blowing it up.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=8784218

So apparently you should check your Bananas before eating them. Why? Because the Mexicans have started trying to ship several tons of marijuana underneath over-ripe bananas. Apparently before that it was bricks of cocaine in the Virgin Mary and a Frozen Shark. What do the Holy Virgin and a Frozen Shark have in common? Well they are both frigid. (I'm going to hell for that one) Moving on, follow the link and read the article.
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.22a27d6246cb6cb39b275ef86dbe1fa4.3e1&show_article=1&catnum=0

At a Dartmouth Nursing home a 100 year old woman was strangled and suffocated with a plastic bag. Police vow to find her murderer. Why would someone strangle a 100 year old woman? No one knows.
http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2009/10/justice_sought.html

And I don't even know where to begin on this article! http://www.seattlepi.com/local/410808_radioactivepoop5.html

Apparently Bozo the Deer Clown died recently... he was found on someone's porch still dressed in his clown outfit... Well his name wasn't Bozo, but he was definitely dead and he was definitely dressed as a clown and he was DEFINITELY a Deer.
http://www.centredaily.com/128/story/1555284.html

And, for good measure, enjoy these two articles:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218989/24-pygmy-hedgehogs-adopted-animal-lover.html

http://thechronicleherald.ca/NovaScotia/1146319.html

So my mom and I were driving down the highway yesterday, on our way to test out my new car (Yeah, I got a car!) and this song came on the radio. Immediately my mom and I started dancing in the truck, singing along and being silly. We were stuck in bumper to bumper traffic that wasn't going to move any time soon. And apparently the people in the car in front of us heard the same song, because they started dancing too. It was so great to share that moment with my mom, I only wish Hannah (my baby sister) had been there too, it would've been perfect. So, in honor of yesterday and the happiness that I will now ALWAYS associate with this song, here is what we crazy people were dancing to. ENJOY!

The Shortness of the Day!!

Current mood: Annoyed

Your song of the day is being a bitch and doesn't want me to embed it, so here is the link to it. One of my favorite videos EVER!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oY5tSxv4oU

News!

Tuesday at 4pm police were called in for a domestic dispute. Once there they seized a four-foot alligator! The incident led to the arrest of two residents and the confiscation of the dangerous reptile.
http://www.pressconnects.com/article/20091007/COMMUN03/91007010

A child molester claims that not only did the girl ASK him to check her breasts for lumps and her pubic area for sores, but he is also being extorted by Gypsies. One confusing case!
http://www.fresnobee.com/updates/story/1663781.html#

$24 poorer, this guy got his arm stuck in a public toilet after trying to retrieve his money.
http://en.rian.ru/strange/20091005/156359967.html

Sophisticated Sideways Pony-Tail

Current mood: Jedi

WTF Song of the day! ^^ (I love being eclectic in my musical tastes!)



NEWS

Things got a little milky in Brussels when Farmers protesting the falling prices of milk started throwing eggs and spraying milk. One farmer actually went up to a cow and sprayed police officers with the milk. There is a picture, follow the link
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/06/business/global/06milk.html?_r=2

A guy wanting rob a store in Haverhill Massachusetts apparently fled after the clerk demanded to see the gun the robber claimed to be holding. The robber went and hid in the woods where the police found him, without a gun.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/10/05/Robber-fled-when-clerk-demanded-gun-proof/UPI-91831254779548/

In Tampa Florida a guy took his CHILDREN to a drug deal with him and then when it got busted up hid the cocaine in his ASS!
http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local/story/Man-hid-cocaine-in-his-buttocks-cops-say/z0amk5s7JkSazUCQqOJsdQ.cspx

A woman in Alabama is in jail for placing her thirteen year old daughter in a cardboard box (held securely with coat hangers) on top of her VAN. The child is unharmed and now staying with a relative.
http://blog.al.com/breaking/2009/10/woman_charged_for_having_child.html?1

Barbara Manatee

Current mood: Froggy

So your song is one of my favorite silly songs!! ^^



News of the day!

Mark Anthony Griffin, from Bartow, Florida, got sentenced to 15 years of prison time because of stealing a box of cereal and a can of evaporated milk.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,560260,00.html?test=latestnews

Gretchen Whitted, 74 years old, was viciously attacked by A PACK OF RACCOONS! She was trying to shoo them out of her yard and was then attacked by five raccoons.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,560150,00.html

Kelly Ann Walz, 37, was killed on Sunday by a 350lbs "pet" black bear being kept by her husband who was an exotic pet dealer.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,560144,00.html

New York mom slashed her child's throat because he wouldn't stop crying. Fortunately the baby survived.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,560149,00.html?test=latestnews

In Taiwan a 17 year old boy chopped off his father's hands with a knife for years of abuse.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,556921,00.html?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a16:g12:r5:c0.093832:b28113262:z10

And just for the hell of it:
Sex in the Middle Ages (10 Titillating Facts you always wanted to know but were afraid to ask! http://www.oddee.com/item_96646.aspx

When Ex-Lovers take Revenge! http://www.oddee.com/item_96736.aspx

15 Most IDIOTIC Tattoos! http://www.oddee.com/item_96748.aspx

Experience some strange World's Longest (no dicks!) http://www.oddee.com/item_96837.aspx

12 Accidental Deaths You WILL NOT Belive! http://www.oddee.com/item_96835.aspx

and last, but not least:

12 Weirdest Barbie-Inspired Dolls (this is some crazy shit!) http://www.oddee.com/item_96785.aspx

Some more craziness...

Current mood: Creative

Sarai: My vagina's name is Delilah because it draws your penis in like Samson

Mrs. Wilhoit: What do you think?
Sarai: The Doctors and Nurses don't know.

Sarai: *Ice Cream Zombie Sarai moves in on the unsuspecting Chocolate Ice Cream in the Freezer, it has no idea that it is about to be CONSUMED!*

Sarai: *singing* Its raining muffins, hallelujah! Its raining muffins, AMEN. I'm going to go out and get, absolutely STUFFED AND WET!!

Chris: If it was German it would've gone through that wall.
Sarai: Yeah right, if it was German it would've stopped for CAKE!

Sarai: I dreamt the toliet paper was trying to molest me and THEN it threatened to plug me up so that I wouldn't be able to go to the bathroom ever again! So I tore it into pieces and burned it.

Donnie: They created a special exhibit just for Him in the Museum of Sodomy!
Sarai: Yeah, it teaches you how to shove your head all the way up your ass!

Sarai: You are a cat perch. I shall call you CP from now on

Sarai: I COULD BE YOUR MOM!!! HONEYBLADE!

Sarai: SPARKLES! I have sparkly AIDS. Its very sad. And I infected everyone else!

Sarai: The first book says "Guide to seduction" The middle says "Everything Tantric Sex" and the last says "Getting Pregnant"

Trent: How much sugar and caffeine have you had today?
Sarai: A LOT!!! SO MUCH!! WHIPPED CREAM!!! *bounces*

Sarai: If i spray Fawn with whipped cream, can I hide out at your house?

Sarai: No the hermaphroditic part.

Sarai: Did you hear? I'm sleeping with a french mime!

Sarai: Sucks to be you right now, stuck in that chair. its okay though, I won't hurt you or anything. you just get to be my toy, forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.....................................................................................................................

Sarai: Fawn ate my boob shaped chips... *sigh*

Sarai: When Fawn plays Toshi incessantly she makes me want run into the arms of Jennifer Lopez!!!

Sarai: So Fawn is going to kill me
Trent: Because you stopped resisting.
Sarai: No, because I said I wanted to dance around the house naked to Jennifer Lopez

Sarai: I cook Your food...
Fawn: So?
Sarai: Well how do you know I didn't poison it with Jennifer Lopez?

Sarai: You know, it all comes down to that epic question: am I smarter than George W. Bush?

Trent: *looks shocked*
Sarai: You know, I actually have other interests besides cross-dressing singers.

Sarai: I'm sorry, my brain isn't inside my head... its floating about with the flies.

Trent: How many times has Fawn been adopted?
Sarai: Well, Yo and my Mom... Wow, Yo and my Mom could be married... awkward
Trent: Especially with you having the hots for him.

Sarai: No reason. I'm SG (silly girl), GG (goofy girl), PB (pedantic bitch) and CG (crazy girl). I do strange things!

Sarai: Now you're just getting fawning ridiculous

Sarai: I just got gang raped poked!!
Trent: There are things I don't need to hear.

Trent: I know because I've been there.
Sarai: Did you buy the t-shirt while you were there?

Sarai: Then how does oral work?
Trent: You know I'm not comfortable explaining that.

Sarai: She's strangling me ... and now she's touching my boobs
Trent: You probably deserve it.
Sarai: I'M BEING MOLESTED!!

Trent: So let me get this straight.
Sarai: There is nothing straight about this.

Sarai: So I've been mind-fucked 4 times today... How was your day?

Sarai: And then i decided to come down from my pedestal and talk to you people
Fawny: Oh you have a pedestal...?
Sarai: Yes, yes I do. hide lent me one to see if I liked it

Sarai: I was giving Fawn a lesson in breasts today.

Sarai: Not bothered love, just dead... I mean not dead madam, just wounded. Tis only a flesh wound.... where was I?

Sarai: DAMN STRAIGHT! or crooked... either way

Fawny: Boob-gram?
Sarai: Yes, I delievered a "boob-gram" to you

Sarai: Yes, her boobs are screen squigglies. And beautiful screen squigglies they are!

Sarai: Yep, you're undead. Thus speaketh the Fawn

Sarai (ON MIDOL): Only slightly... BARELY WORTH MENTIONING! I need Coffee... do we have any coffee? I NEED MT. FUCKING DEW!!! *dances about living room in sugar craze*

Sarai (ON MIDOL): I'm not going insane... I swear... I hit my hand... I think my head hurts... fjweorur9y4hkljk;fj]]=024up *SQUEE* I HAVE SPARKLY PANTS!! *dances*

Sarai (ON MIDOL): I cna't rememebr my name right now. Sarai? name? age? ocial ecurity? _*_ Upside down!

Sarai: I GIGGLE AT THEE!! Beware my giggling!

Sarai: (ON MIDOL): Yes, precious deep breathings

Sarai: (ON MIDOL): *whispers* i see gay people!! Like "i see dead people" except the people are of the homosexual nature

Sarai: there was a bug on me...
Trent: Did it go for shelter?
Sarai: it was crawling on me
Fawny: No it didn't go after her boobs...
Sarai: and i squealed and then knocked it off. do you suppose it died?
Trent: No, it's just plotting until you aren't looking.
Sarai: oh... maybe it will grow wings like the pink spider and fly away

Sarai: Elsewhere in the world, people are eating pygmy pies made entirely of White dental floss!

Sarai: If aliens really do exist... I'll give my brother a piggyback ride to mars!

Sarai: Things could be worse: At least you're not being rectally probed by aliens.

Fawny says:
See?
Fawny says:
Cry faced...

Sam says:
just checking
Sam says:
I mean your bowel movements are extremely important to me

A Conversation with Myself
Sarai One says:
she says no, but i'm sure this is annoying
Sarai One says:
that is why she would kill me
Sarai Two says:
or us
Sarai Two says:
whichever
Sarai One says:
or maybe she'll just kill you
Sarai One says:
and leave me be
Sarai One says:
did you ever think of that?
Sarai Two says:
no, actually i didn't

Sarai says:
so i might be talking to Zombie Yog?
Yog says:
Quite possibly.
Yog says:
I feel like a zombie.
Yog says:
But I dreamed about vampires ... so you never know.
Sarai says:
I'm so very sorry. Art thou hungry for brains?
Yog says:
No, and strangely not thirsty either.
Sarai says:
yep, you're undead. thus speaketh the fawn

A MASSIVE Quote Blog! ^^

Current mood: Blissful

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses; it is an idea that possesses the mind. - Robert Oxton Bolt

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

A faithful friend is a strong defense; And he that hath found him hath found a treasure. - Louisa May Alcott

A flower falls, even though we love it; and a weed grows, even though we do not love it. - Dogen

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

A lie which is half a truth is ever the blackest of lies. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

A man can be destroyed but not defeated. - Ernest Hemingway

A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on. - John F. Kennedy

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

A Poem begins in Delight and ends in Wisdom. - Robert Frost

A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say it just begins to live that day. - Emily Dickinson

A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C.S. Lewis

Adventure is worthwhile. - Aesop

Adversity is the First path to Truth. - Lord Byron

All great truths begin as blasphemies. - George Bernard Shaw

All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honest would be folly. To believe none so is something worse. - John Quincy Adams

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts. - William Shakespeare

All truth is simple... is that not doubly a lie? - Friedrich Nietzsche

Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it. - Helen Keller

An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason. - C.S. Lewis

An eye for an eye, and the whole world would be blind. - Kahlil Gibran

Anger clouds the mind, that it cannot perceive the truth. - Cato the Elder

Beauty for some provides escape, who gain a happiness in eyeing the gorgeous buttocks of the ape or Autumn sunsets exquisitely dying. - Langston Hughes

Beauty itself is but the sensible image of the Infinite. - Sir Francis Bacon

Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die. - Amelia Burr

Because of indifference, one dies before one actually dies. - Elie Wiesel

Before you embark on a jouney of revenge, dig two graves. - Confucius

Between the idea and the reality, between the motion and the act, falls the shadow. - T.S. Eliot

Bodily decay is gloomy in prospect, but of all human contemplations the most abhorrent is body without mind. - Thomas Jefferson

But are not the dreams of poets and the tales of travellers notoriously false? - H.P. Lovecraft

Cheers to my Egocentric Self! - Miyavi

Children say that people are hung sometimes for speaking the truth. - Joan of Arc

Consistency thou art a jewel. - Rhett Butler (from Gone with the Wind)

Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

Creativity has got to start with Humanity and when you're a human being, you feel, you suffer. - Marilyn Monroe

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck. - George Sander's suicide note.

Death is one moment, and life is so many of them. - Tennessee Williams

Do not lose hold of your dreams or aspirations. For if you do, you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Henry David Thoreau

Do not walk through time without leaving worthy evidence of your passage. - Pope John XXII

Dreaming about being an actress, is more exciting then being one. - Marilyn Monroe

Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every truth has two sides; it is as well to look at both, before we commit ourselves to either. - Aesop

Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground. - John Lennon

Everyone has their challenges. - Wentworth Miller

Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant. - Cary Grant

Failure is simply the non-presence of success. But a fiasco is a disaster of mythic proportions. - Orlando Bloom

Faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see. - Hebrews 11:1

False face must hide what the false heart doth know. - William Shakespeare

Fantasy abandoned by reason produces impossible monsters. - Francisco Goya

Flowers grow out of dark moments. - Corita Kent

For love is immortality. - Emily Dickinson

For the night was not impartial. No, the night loved some more than others, served some more than others. - Eudora Welty

From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate. - Socrates

Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it. - Louisa May Alcott

Go, and never darken my towels again. - Groucho Marx

God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December. - James M. Barrie

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Guess what..... I just ate one of the best ICE CREAMS I've ever had, and it's low carb..... I don't think life is that bad..... Or I should say life is fucking wonderful !!!!!!! - Yoshiki Hayashi

He who controls others may be powerful, but he who has mastered himself is mightier still. - Lao-tze

Horror is the badge of humanity, worn proudly, self-righteously, and often falsely. - Andrew Compton (from Exquisite Corpse)

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

I am disillusioned enough to know that no man's opinion on any subject is worth a damn unless backed up with enough genuine information to make him really know what he's talking about. - H.P. Lovecraft

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - Edgar Allan Poe

I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now? - John Lennon

I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people. - Isaac Newton

I improve on misquotation. - Cary Grant

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger. - Bill Cosby

Ideology separates us. Dreams and anguish bring us together. - Eugene Ionesco

If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord. - Johannes Sebastian Bach

If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants. - Isaac Newton

If religion were true, its followers would not try to bludgeon their young into an artificial conformity; but would merely insist on their unbending quest for truth, irrespective of artificial backgrounds or practical consequences. - H.P. Lovecraft

If the writing is honest it cannot be separated from the man who wrote it. - Tennessee Williams

If thou must love me, let it be for naught except for love's sake only. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If we must die, we die defending our rights. - Sitting Bull

I'm a Scorpio, and Scorpios eat themselves out and burn themselves up like me. - Vivien Leigh

Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. - Albert Einstein

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx

In the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln

In the Middle of the Journey of our life I came to myself within a dark wood where the straight way was lost. - Dante Aligheri

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. - Cary Grant

It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Knowledge is Power. (Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est) - Sir Francis Bacon

Live as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever. - Gandhi

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Love Truth, and Pardon Error. - Voltaire

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

Myths are the dreams of the World. - Joseph Campbell

No one thinks of how much Blood it costs. - Dante Aligheri

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles. - Charles Chaplin

Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised. - Chinua Achebe

One life is all we have and we live it as we believe in living it. But to sacrifice what you are and to live without belief, that is a fate more terrible than dying. - Joan of Arc

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

Our life is made by the death of others. - Leonardo da Vinci

Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars. - Kahlil Gibran

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's to dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Poetry is the rhythmical creation of beauty in words. - Edgar Allan Poe

Pure love is matchless in majesty; it has no parallel in power and there is no darkness it cannot dispel. - Meher Baba

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. - Groucho Marx

Revenge is Savage Justice. - Sir Francis Bacon

Some of the best lessons are learned from past mistakes. The error of the past is the wisdom of the future. - Dale Turner

Sometimes I dread the truth of the lines I say. But the dread must never show. - Vivien Leigh

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

Tears may be dried up, but the heart never. - Marguerite de Valois

That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse. - James M. Barrie

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary. Men alone are quite capable of every wickedness. - Joseph Conrad

The Bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see. - Winston Churchill

The moment of chance is the only poem. - Adrienne Rich

The torture of a bad conscience is the hell of a living soul. - John Calvin

There has to be a measure of faith. That's what this business is all about: trusting in something that may never show up, that you have no concrete proof of. - Wentworth Miller

There is not a righteous man on Earth who does what is right and never sins. - Ecclesiastes 7:20

They claim this mother of ours, the Earth, for their own use, and fence their neighbors away from her, and deface her with their buildings and their refuse. - Sitting Bull

'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

To Be great is to be Misunderstood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To measure the man, measure his heart. - Malcolm Stevenson Forbes

Truth is Beautiful, without doubt; but so are Lies. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are never Deceived; We deceive ourselves. - Goethe

We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

We cannot pretend somehow that because Barack Hussein Obama got elected as president, suddenly everything is going to be OK. - Barack Obama

What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up Like a raisin in the sun?... Or does it explode? - Langston Hughes

When our thoughts - which bring actions - are filled with hate against anyone, Negro or white, we are in a living hell. That is as real as hell will ever be. - George Washington Carver

When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Words can sometimes, in moments of grace, attain the quality of deeds. - Elie Wiesel

You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face; You must do the thing you think you cannot do. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You know the passage where Scarlett voices her happiness that her mother is dead, so that she can't see what a bad girl Scarlett has become? Well, that's me. - Vivien Leigh

You think I am a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am. - Sitting Bull

Songs of the South... Korea that is. ^^

Current mood: Amused

G-Dragon from BIGBANG. This is from his first Solo Album "Heartbreaker". The album is actually really solid too, I love almost all the songs. The video is quite imaginative and has a preview of his song "Breathe" at the end of it. And let me tell you, there is nothing cuter than a sleeping Asian man that can sing and has some awesome muscles ^^ Then again, that's what does it for me.



And now for the NEWS!
In Norwell, Massachusetts a couple, Jared Garfagna and Sara Mohn, assaulted a worker at KFC because they were "upset over the slowness of their order". Not only that, but apparently the gentleman was assaulted because he asked them to stop yelling curse words due to children waiting in line. The victim had cuts on his EYELIDS and WRISTS but for some reason refused Medical treatment.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559580,00.html?test=latestnews

Deadly flooding in India has claimed 205 victims thus far. Flooding was actually WORSENED by AUTHORITIES after they released water from rain-swollen resevoirs. While it was necessary to do this (so that the resevoirs would not burst) it did not help the already drowning situation.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559800,00.html

There is a Serial Rapist on the loose in Kansas. Authorities are warning students to be aware and cautious during upcoming college fall breaks. The rapist is suspected in 5 incidents in Lawrence and Manhattan. The Police officials believe the man is a white, slender male of medium height. They say he usually is armed and wears something over his face.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559880,00.html?test=latestnews

And lastly, a Los Angeles man is being charged with sexual battery by fraud, identity theft, multiple counts of practicing medicine without certification and other sex charges. He molested men he lured to his "sperm clinic" with promises of $4,000 for sperm going toward stem cell research. He apparently gave "physical exams" before the donations.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559583,00.html?test=latestnews

That's your news for the day and your song. Enjoy!! ^^

News and Song of the Day!

Current mood: Bummed

NEWS!

So this guy, Mark Kelly DePinto, died recently because his "friends" left him by the side of the road when they knew he was suffering from a heart attack. Basically they were told to perform CPR on the victim and wait for the rescue crew, but as the rescue crew arrived, the car sped off, leaving poor Mr. DePinto dead on the side of the road.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,556180,00.html?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a16:g12:r1:c0.101670:b28093078:z10

People who visited a German Zoo recently are still reeling from watching a Male Syrian Brown Bear attack and kill a female bear.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,556142,00.html?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a16:g2:r1:c0.375147:b27980472:z10

And finally, apparently spiders like the Pope. During one of the Pope's speeches a Large spider was crawling on his clothing.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,556046,00.html?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a16:g2:r5:c0.251658:b27980472:z10

Song of the day!

This is a group called Dio Distraught Overlord. They are so amazing!

Dear Phil... Our romance is Over. I'm sorry... ^^

Current mood: Silly

Dear Phil,
I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants at the Mental Hospital and I saw you sit on Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Sarai


Here's how it's done:

Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)

Okay, so here's how you do it...

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my elbow
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog bit my leg
December - When i threw out your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - rubbed anti-bacterial soap on
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Gossip Girl - Middle-class
Annat - Shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet lips
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Juice – I have a passionate interest for mice
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

Fa-la-la-Follow the Yellow Brick Road!

Current mood: Breezy

Okay I couldn't resist that one partially because of the article I'm about to share with you right now!

Get this, in a Mountain Commune in Kunming (Southern China) there is a village where you must be 4'3" tall to get in. I'm not kidding, it's a village made completely of dwarves or "little" people. I don't know which is politically correct anymore. Not only that, but they dress up like fairy tale characters to bring in money from Tourism! "As small people we are used to being pushed around and exploited by big people. But here there aren't any big people and everything we do is for us," said spokesman Fu Tien.
Don't believe me? http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Chinese_dwarves_set_up_their_own_village&in_article_id=745272&in_page_id=2

Rome, Italy: Mudslide caused by heavy overnight rains flooded the Sicilian city of Messina. At least 20 people were killed during the deluge and several cars and buildings were swept away. Another 40 people were hospitalized due to various injuries caused by the flooding. Several hundred people are seeking shelter in gyms and schools due to sudden homelessness.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33136687/ns/world_news-europe/

My favorite president (besides John Quincy Adams) Barack Obama met with his top Afghan war commander in Copenhagen, Denmark. The meeting took place privately aboard Air Force One on Friday for a talk the White House described as productive. Apparently they are trying to decide whether or not to send more troops to stomp out more Al Qaeda or to send only some to help out in Pakistan. Not only that, but Obama was in Denmark to place the United State's bid to host the 2016 Olympics Games.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33136780/ns/world_news-south_and_central_asia/

So some guy named Enrique Gonzalez and his friend, Travis Gorman, apparently TATTOOED a GANG symbol on the prior's SEVEN YEAR OLD SON! He is not going to get a life sentence for this (under the Mayhem Charge), but does face a few years in jail for Cruel and inhumane treatment of a child.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559241,00.html

A FIVE year old Texas Boy shot an 800lb. Alligator in the head, thus saving himself from being killed. Apparently he had been trained by his father since he was 4 years old to handle a gun and it came in handy when an 800lb Gator came onto their Texas property.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559103,00.html

And last, but definitely NOT least, in India there were clusters of unhatched Dinosaurs Eggs found by geologists! The eggs were about 13-20cm in diameter and lying in sandy nests about 1.2m wide, under ash from volcanic eruptions.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,558980,00.html

And now, your song of the day!



And an extra video of Gackt, because it makes me giggle more than anything I've ever seen (well besides Debbie Reynolds being Princess Leia's [Carrie Fisher] mom... That makes me giggle very hard and I don't know why.)! Don't worry, it's subtitled in English so you know what he is saying. ^^

News & Song of the Day (10/01/2009)

Current mood: Bouncy

NEWS!

There is a lot of controversy in New York State today, because last night the Empire State Building was lit with the colors of Communist China, in recognition of their 60 years in power today. Apparently people are not happy with this, saying that it is the United States way of showing their support of Totalitarianism.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091001/ap_on_re_us/us_empire_state_building_china

777 dead in Indonesia Earthquake. It was in Padang Indonesia that the earthquake happened, rescue workers report that they pulled victims from heavy rubble of buildings that fell due to the massive earthquake. The death toll is still expected to rise. The earthquake was 7.6 on the richter scale.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,558283,00.html

A United Kingdom Nursery Worker has admitted to several counts of sexual abuse commited on children, some of them as young as 18 months old.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,558550,00.html

And I don't even know what to say about this one, so just go read the article and let me know what you think!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091001/ap_on_sc/us_sci_before_lucy


SONG!

Your song of the day is "I'm Not Your Boyfriend, Baby" by 3Oh!3. To be honest I don't even know why I like this song, but I do. So listen to it and let me know what you think!!

Random things Crazy People Say

Current mood: Crazy

Sarai: *singing Imogen Heap* I'm dying to know, what's in your head.
Donnie: I'm dying to know what's in your appendix!
Sarai: Fingernails.

Donnie: I would fight a rabid hyena for your vagina!

Hannah: *confused look* But Jesus doesn't have a penis!

Sarai: Forgive me dictionary, for I have sinned and fallen short of the glory of Grammar.

Sarai: I can't go to hell because Satan still has a restraining order against me.

Sarai: THERE ARE NAKED WOMEN FALLING OUT OF THE WINDOWS!!
Trent: Where? I want one.

Sarai: I may or may not be having an asthma attack. May or may not.
Sarai's Mom: I'm thinking it's may.
Sarai: Really? Because I'm thinking it's September.

Sarai: Puberty makes my sister bitchy.

Trent: Now you do, and knowing is half the battle. The other half is violence.

Sarai: That was Harvey Keitel.
Sarai's Mom: I know.
Sarai: I've seen his penis.
Sarai's Mom: Thank you for that.

Trent: I am not amused and I'm a lover of irony. Which creates it's own form of sinister irony.

Judes: I tried to take a boobs-in-mirror pic, but it kept flashing

Judes: Yes... that's right. TWO crags.

Sarai: I actually said I'd never drink again, lol... when I was praying to the porcelain gods.

Sarai: Apparently I'm Ava Gardner.

Trent: LoL
Sarai: I'm glad I make you lol
Trent: Baby, you lol me like no one else

Sarai: Um, Look! A DISTRACTION!! *follows the distraction*

Trent: All Sarai heard in her addled head was something about breast-milk-omelettes and it drove her to run even faster.

Sarai: I have no appropriate responses for this situation.

Kid: Goat milk de la titties!

HELLO FANS!!

Current mood: Animated

Hello Everyone!!

Sorry I haven't written here in a while, been a little caught up with stuff going on in my personal life. But, I am back and better than ever. As you can see I posted a blog before this one. It is a story I wrote last night, I hope you guys enjoy it. I'm hoping to post more of my writing on here, so that everyone can read it. ^^

Also, I'm planning on starting up a news blog and a song of the day blog again. It's going to be a little hard to stay on top of, because I am SO DAMN SPACEY, but I will do my best. If anyone has any news to contribute, I would be more than willing to add it. Or if you have a song, that would be great too.

What I would really like is for everyone to send me their awkward questions at broken_rivers@hotmail.com so that I can start working on my ALL Awkward Questions episode. ^^

So, your song of the day is 2-1 by Imogen Heap. This song is from her newest album "Ellipse". It is a very deep song and I absolutely love it. So listen to it and let me know what you think!



Now, as for the news this is pretty much what I have right now:

*Marilyn Manson has the Swine Flu. He says that he is "Unfortunately" going to live.
*A woman gives birth to a baby boy after being implanted with the wrong embryo at a fertility clinic.
*The Death toll rises in the Philippines after a terrible tropical storm. So far 140 people are dead.
*Another woman gets pregnant whilst pregnant! She is carrying two babies, conceived at two different times! Don't believe me? Go to www.msnbc.com
*A 16 year old student was beaten to death outside of his school in Chicago. It isn't clear yet, what the exact circumstances are, but family members believe it was because of his refusal to join a gang.

That's all for now,
I'm Sarai and I'm as out as last week's egg salad.

1961 (a short story)

Current mood: Creative

Present

Looking back, glancing over his life.

The past and the regrets.

Quiet and calm, he holds the gun to his temple and pulls the trigger, he holds her picture to his heart as the blood stains the pillow, his head falls backs.

Clutched to him, she is frozen in time and memory.

She is not his wife.

Past

A string of pearls encircle an ivory throat. She stands in front of the hallway mirror, gazing off into space and time, dreaming of nights long since forgotten in the abyss of memory and life. She tries to tear her eyes away from the pearls against her skin, tries to forget the reason they will never be her own. She looks into the dark blue eyes of a stranger, her doppelganger and twin, but a complete stranger. Her hand, coming up from her hips, falls back from those white drops of sand and lies placidly against the fabric of her skirt.

A voice calls somewhere in the distance, she turns from the mirror and another hand comes up to remove the pearls that now threaten to strangle her. She tears them away from her skin, the string breaking and pearls bursting from their captor’s hands to scatter on the mahogany floor. She doesn’t even stop to pick them up and, instead, runs away from the voice and out of the house. She tries to erase the image of pearls hitting the wooden floor, tries to un-hear the sound of them tinkling and the voice calling.

She loved him.

Past

He stands next to the reverend performing the ceremony, flanked by four gentlemen in black tuxedos. He watches his bride, on the arm of her father, float down the aisle. She is beautiful. Long, silky, blonde hair flowing down her back, tiny violets entwined in twin braids tied behind her head. She smiles at him, a timid smile, a rosy blush deepens across her face. Light blue eyes flick from the floor to him, barely meeting his gaze. As she turns to receive a kiss from her father, those eyes never leave his, blazing and bright.

He takes her hand, facing her as his performance begins. This will be his most brilliant of pieces. He feels her tremble, watches her lips move as she repeats the words given. He stares at her lips, not comprehending, refusing to understand what she says. He parrots the same words, a smile plastered to his face. He hears his voice and doesn’t know who is speaking. Cold metal is produced, he slides it along her finger. Such a sexual act, he thinks. He thinks of another girl as they kiss and turns to greet his audience as they are pronounced man and wife.

He doesn’t love her.

Present

She reads of his death in the newspaper. She knows, without looking, he is survived by a wife and three sons.

She reads how he was clutching her picture.

She drops the newspaper, her hands shaking and her heart reeling.

She looks over at the softly snoring figure beside her. She smiles warmly, recovering from shock a little at a time. She snuggles closer to the man beside her, withering and wrinkled hands entwining. She knows she made the right choice.

She sheds a tear for the man who lost her.

The First Episode of Sarai's Crazy Show!

Hey everyone!!

I discovered that I CAN upload videos from my mom's phone. It isn't the best quality, but it works. I have two episodes up at this link www.youtube.com/saraicrazyshow

So, now you will get your dose of Sarai. ^^ I'm hoping to make a new episode everyday... Let's see if I can do it. Let everyone know so that we can get a ton of views!! The more views the more I'll do for the show. ^^

Sarai

The fate of the Crazy Show...

Current mood: betrayed

As many of you know, Pomegranate has left the crazy show. We won't go into the whys and the hows, but it has happened.

I am sorry that you are no longer able to view previous episodes on the YouTube. Whatever I have still saved to my computer I will post on here for people to see.

If anyone has any questions or anything that I can help you with I would be glad to answer them.

I may or may not start my own show. I don't know yet. If I do, there will be a blog. For now I just want to get more viewers back on here, as 26 people decided to leave with Pomme.

All for now,
Sarai

yep it is me Pomme

Current mood: Betrayed

Hey GUYS!
THIS IS POMME!

I am making my public statement of with drawl from the crazy show and our crazy myspace.

Well guys it has not been that long of a road.
i am glad we could get some of you to laugh.

I do regret not being able to handle these issues better.
But I know that I handle them like I would have with anyone else.

I am sorry that I was not better at certain things.
I am sorry that it may seem like I took this over to some of you.

Yes dears I can read and I know what is said.
But I am leaving this.

Sarai is going to handle this from now on.
And if she leaves our videos up that is great.

If not I understand.

But I pomegranate have private the videos on Youtube for now.
I am going to move on with my life and my career choices.
Who knows you guys may hear about me soon enough.

Thanks for everyone's support.
And continue on supporting Sarai guys.

Love you all

<3

Pomme

NEWS!! TABLO FROM EPIK HIGH IS GOING TO BE A DADDY!!

Current mood: Awake

Tablo revealed yesterday that he would be father and a husband soon.

Go check it out peeps at: http://www.allkpop.com/index.php/full_story/tablo_thanks_fans_on_twitter/

IT IS HAPPY NEWS!

CONGRATS!

I bet a lot of girls were sad though.

~Pomme~

THE TRAX TO MAKE A COME BACK!!

Current mood: Anxious

Do you guys remember SM's rock group, TRAX?

The 3-member group (previously 4) including Jay Kim, Kang Jung Woo and Kim Jung Mo have come together with the new rock band Air as a project rock band to form TRAX + Air!

GO CHECK IT OUT HERE --> http://www.allkpop.com/index.php/full_story/traxair_to_debut_on_inkigayo/




Freaking hell it is a sweet song I love it <3

~Pomme~

GO TRAX!!

Still miss Rose though <3

TVXQ is not disbanding

Current mood: Adored

This is great news for all the girls who love to fan girl over the boy band Tohoshinki (TVXQ) or Dong Bang Shin Ki (DBSK).

They just made a huge annocement stating they do not want to disband nor will they. They just had a recent concert at Tokyo Dome and it was sold out. They had a blast that.

They are looking forward to getting together at the end of the year for the end of the year concerts.

DBSK/TVXQ arived at Korea yesterday morning where they will be taking a break. Only for a little bit because they are going to China for a concert soon enough in the beginning of October. So look forward to that.

Xiah/Junsu even states that all five members want to grow with all their fans. He is so proud of all their fans.

Each Memeber even had a message for all the fans.

Max/Changmin: Please be careful not to get too tired this summer.
U-Know/Yunho: To everyone who couldn’t manage to come this year, let’s enjoy it together with Tohoshinki next year!
Xiah/Junsu: I want to do many more activities with fans in the future. Please look forward to it.
Hero/Jaejoong: I really want to do next year a-nation again really soon. I want to enjoy the stage with these five members again.
Micky/Yoochun: We want to perform a lot of songs in the future. We want to sing. That’s all.

All their activities in Japan are still going on. They will not make new activities until the lawsuit is over.

U-Know/Yunho promised to all the fans that they will meet again at next years a-nation.

So see no worries.
I have no doubt in my mind that these boys will not disband. They are going to stay strong and reach their goals and dreams together. Because they are more than band mates they are brothers.

So lets keep them all in our thoughts and wish them the best and safe travel.

Keep Strong EVERYONE <3

And please stay healthy.

This has been your news with Pomme-chan.

~Pomme~

more info at http://www.allkpop.com/index.php/full_story/tvxq_rejects_rumors_of_disbandment/

Sad News. Jang Jin Young Passed away.

Current mood: Angry

Jang Jin Young


After reporting that Jang Jin Young's stomach cancer worsening, we have confirmed that the 35 year old actress has passed away this afternoon.

After being diagnosed last September then battling cancer for nearly a year in America, Jang Jin Young had been hospitalized in Seoul recently after her condition worsened.Yedang Entertainment stated that the model-turned-actress passed at 4:05PM KST on 1st September at Seoul St. Mary's Hospital, with her boyfriend and family members by her side.

Jang was diagnosed with cancer on the 22nd of September last year during a checkup to treat a small stomach ulcer. She immediately stopped working and focused on battling the disease. Jang's health showed improvement following treatment in America, so the recent news of her worsening condition has been a surprise to many.

Jang has left behind a very rich career in various fields. Her model career began when she was cast as a contestant in the 1993 Miss Korea Beauty Pagent. Jang debuted on film in 1998 with fantasy film "Ghost In Love", and also starred in "Sorum", earning much critical praise and winning the Best New Actress award at the Pusan Film Critics Awards (2001) and Best Actress at the Blue Dragon Film Awards (2001). Jang's success didn't end there; she has been active on the acting ever since her breakthrough into the mainstream film scene. Her fame also spread overseas with several awards at various European film festivals.

http://www.allkpop.com/index.php/full_story/jang_jinyoung_passes_away_at_37/

( I so stole the above from K-Pop.com)

BUt I do have to say I have never seen her films but my friends have.
and they love her.

So I am going to send my best wishes to her loved ones.
God Speed.

<3

Please pray for her family.
They will need it in this horrible time.

~Pomme~

P.S.

What is it with the world.. and all the dying. It is truly breaking my heart.

a couple of updates on the show and etc..

Current mood: Awake

hey guys this is Pomegranate again.

Well has you know Sarai is going to be away for a little bit due to the death of a family member check out the the previous blog to understand that.

But our show, that everyone keeps waiting on and I am very sorry that is has taken this long. My sister is dealing with her own things and since I am not the one editing nor do I even know how. So I am working with her on that.

OH and I will not be able to do much of anything since I will even barely be on my own myspace at that. I am dealing with my own family thing right now.

So I am going to be on my own little hituas for awhile.

I will let everyone know when things are better though.
And if thing to awful happens someone will know.

But I just got part of my hospital bill for 1,331 yep that is a lot of money and it is only going to get worse.

So I AM SCREWED!

But I am going to deal with it some how.


Oh and look forward to a movie project featuring your lovely pomegranate but that will not be relased until then end of NOV or start of DEC.

I love you all and be strong everyone <3

~Pomme~

Sarai needs your love right now

Current mood: Groggy

Hey guys this is the loveable Pomegranate.

And our lovely Sarai's grandfather just passed away please keep her in your thoughts and prayers.

I do not know how she is for I have not spoken to her lately.

I am sure our Fawny can tell us later.

Just remember her guys <3

~Pomme~

The Three Little Pigs (A K-Pop Fairy Tale) (a rough draft)

Current mood: Adventurous

Once upon a time, before the world knew the brilliance of hideto matsumoto, there were three little girls. These girls were named Sarai, Pomegranate and Fawny.

One day these girls decided to build themselves houses in various parts of the world. Sarai decided to build her house out of straw in China. Pomegranate decided to build her house out of sticks in Korea. And Fawny decided to build her house out of bricks in Japan.

Shortly after the completion of her straw house, Sarai heard someone calling outside.

"Little girl, little girl let me come in!" said the sexy voice. Sarai looked out the window and saw Jaejoong, of DBSK, dressed in a wolf costume.

Giggling to herself, she called back,

"Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin. Though I don't have any, I will not let you in!"

"Then I will huff," began Jaejoong.

"Yes?" replied Sarai.

"And I will puff," continued Jaejoong.

"Uh huh!" said Sarai.

"And I'll blow your house in!"

"Well, that was a bit of a disappointment. That will never do, I worked hard on this house!" cried Sarai.

"Then let me in!" replied Jaejoong, coming closer to the door and looking particularly cute.

"No."

"Then I'll blow your house in!"

And with a huff and a puff, Jaejoong sang one pure muiscal note that blew the house in.

With her house blown to smithereens, Sarai hopped on a train and fled to Pomegranate's house in Korea.

Pomegranate and Sarai were sitting in the living room of the stick house sipping on some hot cocoa when there was a sexy voice heard outside.

"Little girls, little girls let me come in!"

Pomegranate looked out the window and then looked at Sarai.

"You ran AWAY from him? God, I'd let him blow my house in and eat me any day!" with that Pomegranate flung open the door to her house and was promptly carried away by Jaejoong. The last Sarai ever saw of her, Pomegranate was kissing her captor and apparently quite content. However, Sarai was not content and hopped a train to Japan.

When she arrived at Fawny's brick fortress in Japan, she felt quite safe and decided it was okay to let her guard down. Apparently not, for right as she was getting settled in they heard a sexy voice saying,

"Little girls, little girls, let me come in!"

Fawn peered out the window of the brick house and said,

"Not by a non-existant hair on my mother-fuckin' chin!"

"Then I'll huff," began Jaejoong.

"You know, I thought it was going to be sexier when he started saying that." said Sarai.

"And I'll puff," continued Jaejoong.

"Well, dear. Never trust a man in a wolf costume. Even if he is Asian." replied Fawny.

"And I'll blow your house in!" finished Jaejoong.

"I'd like to see you try!" called Fawny, sitting back and turning up her J-Rock.

So Jaejoong, quite perturbed as he was looking forward to seducing three girls instead of just the one, huffed and puffed and let his musical note fly. But nothing happened.

"Is that the best you have?" called Fawny, clutching her sides and laughing.

So he tried again. And failed again. After about an hour, his throat started to get sore and he decided it was all a lost cause. Though this was not a complete failure of a mission, he still had a delicious Pomegranate waiting for him at home. With that thought he loped off.

And they ALL lived happily ever after. ^^


-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

After note by the author:

This story is in no way meant for little children. EVER! lol. I would also like to point out that, with the exception of Fawny, I think we all wouldn't mind if Jaejoong just showed up to blow down the house and eat us. Well, all the females anyway... Another thing, I don't know if I like how this turned out, but I will re-write it and trim it up and then do it again. But this is to keep you occupied until that time! ^^

News of the Day (08/17/2009)

Current mood: Apathetic

Haven't done the news in a while and felt like I should.

So here it is. Your news of the day!

In Manchester, N.H. a 1,224-pound triple vanilla cupcake with pink frosting has set a record as the world's largest. It took 800 eggs, and 200lbs of sugar and flour to make this. I just have to say, they could've used those eggs, sugar and flour to make healthy meals for starving people in Africa or here in the USA, but no, let's make a 1,224lb cupcake. And while we're at it, let's sell slices of it to people for charity. What charity you may ask? The Susan G. Komen for the Cure breast cancer organization. Which, granted is a good cause, but seriously? It couldn't go to a Starving People fund or something?
( http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32438528/ns/us_news-weird_news/?GT1=43001 )

Apparently there is a Tunisian Woman who is pregnant with 12 (TWELVE!) babies. She is ecstatic, as is her husband, though everyone is saying that the babies will most likely not survive. That she will have to deliver at 20 weeks, which is far too early for any baby to survive. The woman is basically not even going to be able to move, she will need to be put on bed-rest.
( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1207158/Tunisian-woman-pregnant-12-babies-smash-record-octuplets-mother.html )

A man in Japan has been arrested for throwing his own poop at women from his motorcycle. He turned himself in after throwing a big handful of his own shit at two different women. How did he do it? He relieved himself outside and apparently kept it to throw. Talk about a shitty day!
( http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2009/08/17/man-throws-his-feces-at-women-from-moped/ )

A woman gave birth to her baby on the pavement in front of the hospital. This was after the ER told her that they wouldn't send an ambulance to pick her up because it wasn't an "emergency". She was told to walk the 100 meters (roughly 109.36 yards) to the hospital. The baby and mom are fine, according to the article, though the baby was born with it's umbilical cord around it's neck.
( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1207151/Woman-gives-birth-pavement-refused-ambulance.html )

Some 14-year-olds broke into a woman's house and stole a camera and some bank cards. But this is not what upset the woman. What upset the woman, a Mrs. Jenni Weaver, was the fact that the teenagers took an urn containing her miscarried baby's ashes and played catch with it before dumping said ashes all over her house.
( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1207183/Teenage-burglars-play-catch-ashes-miscarried-baby-scattering-them.html )

And last, a woman is selling her husband's tomb (with him still buried in it) to pay off her mortgage. Her husband's tomb is directly above Marilyn Monroe's. She is promising to move his body to what was supposed to be her burial plot, once it is bought. Currently the bidding is at 2.3 Million DOLLARS!
( http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE57G2YH20090817?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews )


And that is your news of the day!

news

Current mood: Awake

This Pomme here.

And Yes I feel better everyone.

still banged up and still have my head ache.

But news.

I am trying to get the videos posted.. it is taking sometime.. my editor is my sister.
And we fight and disagree.. sorry.

That and with the car wreck and everyone putting pressure on me.. to "fly my nest".
I am working on it dears.

I love you all.

~Pomme-Chan~

AND YES TO ALL THE HATERS! MY NAME IS FUCKING POMEGRANATE! Geez.. yes a lot of people make jokes and call me Megan.. hell that is like my second name.. you know a nickname. geez..

I even sign it.

Sorry had to say it.

PEACE!

Pomme's obsessions

Current mood: Ashamed

Well I making this not so long.. Mostly VIDS.. because I am in pain my dears.

One obsessions is with J-Rock you will get three vids.

Shunkashuuto by Alice Nine.




Gackt - Last Song - live concert




[Live] Gazette - taion [DECOMPOSITION BEAUTY](sub suck)




another one is K-Pop

DBSK * Love in the Ice (Live) - Eng Subs [HQ](yes I know they are singing in japanese but shh!)




BIGBANG - ガラガラ GO!! (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)(Once again yes they are singing in Japanese but I love how it gets stuck in your head)




[HQ] Boys' Generation (소년시대) - Gee Cover




Now that is a lot right there.. you should listen to them.. and giggle.. but on to more..

I am in love with

That is 2PM~
I love Junsu and Jay!!

Oh and all the videos are bands that I love too guys. I just am being lazy and not getting pics..
But I do wanna show you guys something else I am in love with


HIS NAME IS NAO! *giggles*

Then there is this taking photos.
here is one of my pics.


I love it.

well I am hella sleepy so.. peace guys this took me like 3 hrs.. because I am wore out.

byebye

~Pomme~
WHO IS NEVER DRIVING AGAIN!

Random Obsessions...

Current mood: Chipper

You may often think to yourself (when you are watching the show), What the hell is wrong with us... Well here are a few other things you might wonder about:

What is up with Sarai's obsession with the Platypus? She brings it up quite often...

Sarai's Response?

How can you resist something that fucking cute?!




Seriously?! Just look at those cute little bills and those adorable little claws and that funny little tail and you should know why Sarai is a lover of them.

Besides, her love is pure, kind of like Shawn Spencer's love of Pineapples on the show Psych.
And who can blame him, Pineapples are pretty frickin' amazing.


Then of course there is Pomegranate's obsession with K-Pop. Once again we would like to point out the following:





















We dare you to find someone cuter!! Okay, well there are some that are cuter, well not really cute but HOT! That brings us to the obsession with J-Rock... Well, We just can't help that.











And, for the record, Sarai would like to say that she DOES not HAVE an ADDICTION to KOREAN DRAMAS. None whatsoever.

So, from a purple cloud somewhere in the south-eastern-northern hemisphere of St. Johnny's (Depp that is) mind, we of the Crazy Show are OVER AND OUT!!

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!

Current mood: Awake

Yesterday (August 11th, 2009) Pomegranate Shiroyama was in a car accident. She went 30 feet into a valley and has some minor wounds. Due to her injuries and health the show is on hold. We will possibly post what we already have ready, but no new episodes until her health improves. Please continue to read the blogs and spread the word about our show. Thank You for your support. All well wishes for Pomme can be sent to our inbox on MySpace or to the e-mail at wemakecrazylooksexy@live.com

Sincerely,
Sarai

Devastating News From Versailles

Current mood: Sad

Unfortunately, I have some devastating news for fans of Versailles, and it’s extremely hard for me to post this. I translated the announcement directly from their homepage, but due to my own shock, there might be some errors. However, and I apologize for that, but I’m sure you all will get the general idea of what Kamijo posted...

「Versailles」 Urgent Announcement
Though bassist Jasmine You had taken time off in order to rest, because of poor physical condition, we received a report that early in the morning on August 9th, he died. Because of the extreme abruptness of this news, the members and staff are all dumbfounded and trying hard to accept this it. As soon as his family has been notified and updated as to the details and we receive their permission, we will further report to all of the fans. Moreover, with the current announcement, in regards to activity, please allow us to postpone things indefinitely.

I'm just in total shock right now... My heart goes out the Versailles family, everyone involved at Warner Music Japan, and Jasmine's family.

As soon as Kamijo posts another announcement, I will pass it along...

小鹿

Alice Nine - Sleepwalker pv [HQ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Ylsnpp_WQ



holy hell new pv. I do like the song.. Not sure about the PV. ~Pomme~

SONG OF THE DAY! Second Chance by Shinedown

Current mood: Awake

okay I admit this was not random but I think everyone should hear this.



I LOVE THEM!

~Pomme~