Current mood: Crazy
Sarai: *singing Imogen Heap* I'm dying to know, what's in your head.
Donnie: I'm dying to know what's in your appendix!
Sarai: Fingernails.
Donnie: I would fight a rabid hyena for your vagina!
Hannah: *confused look* But Jesus doesn't have a penis!
Sarai: Forgive me dictionary, for I have sinned and fallen short of the glory of Grammar.
Sarai: I can't go to hell because Satan still has a restraining order against me.
Sarai: THERE ARE NAKED WOMEN FALLING OUT OF THE WINDOWS!!
Trent: Where? I want one.
Sarai: I may or may not be having an asthma attack. May or may not.
Sarai's Mom: I'm thinking it's may.
Sarai: Really? Because I'm thinking it's September.
Sarai: Puberty makes my sister bitchy.
Trent: Now you do, and knowing is half the battle. The other half is violence.
Sarai: That was Harvey Keitel.
Sarai's Mom: I know.
Sarai: I've seen his penis.
Sarai's Mom: Thank you for that.
Trent: I am not amused and I'm a lover of irony. Which creates it's own form of sinister irony.
Judes: I tried to take a boobs-in-mirror pic, but it kept flashing
Judes: Yes... that's right. TWO crags.
Sarai: I actually said I'd never drink again, lol... when I was praying to the porcelain gods.
Sarai: Apparently I'm Ava Gardner.
Trent: LoL
Sarai: I'm glad I make you lol
Trent: Baby, you lol me like no one else
Sarai: Um, Look! A DISTRACTION!! *follows the distraction*
Trent: All Sarai heard in her addled head was something about breast-milk-omelettes and it drove her to run even faster.
Sarai: I have no appropriate responses for this situation.
Kid: Goat milk de la titties!
Monday, September 28, 2009
HELLO FANS!!
Current mood: Animated
Hello Everyone!!
Sorry I haven't written here in a while, been a little caught up with stuff going on in my personal life. But, I am back and better than ever. As you can see I posted a blog before this one. It is a story I wrote last night, I hope you guys enjoy it. I'm hoping to post more of my writing on here, so that everyone can read it. ^^
Also, I'm planning on starting up a news blog and a song of the day blog again. It's going to be a little hard to stay on top of, because I am SO DAMN SPACEY, but I will do my best. If anyone has any news to contribute, I would be more than willing to add it. Or if you have a song, that would be great too.
What I would really like is for everyone to send me their awkward questions at broken_rivers@hotmail.com so that I can start working on my ALL Awkward Questions episode. ^^
So, your song of the day is 2-1 by Imogen Heap. This song is from her newest album "Ellipse". It is a very deep song and I absolutely love it. So listen to it and let me know what you think!
Now, as for the news this is pretty much what I have right now:
*Marilyn Manson has the Swine Flu. He says that he is "Unfortunately" going to live.
*A woman gives birth to a baby boy after being implanted with the wrong embryo at a fertility clinic.
*The Death toll rises in the Philippines after a terrible tropical storm. So far 140 people are dead.
*Another woman gets pregnant whilst pregnant! She is carrying two babies, conceived at two different times! Don't believe me? Go to www.msnbc.com
*A 16 year old student was beaten to death outside of his school in Chicago. It isn't clear yet, what the exact circumstances are, but family members believe it was because of his refusal to join a gang.
That's all for now,
I'm Sarai and I'm as out as last week's egg salad.
Hello Everyone!!
Sorry I haven't written here in a while, been a little caught up with stuff going on in my personal life. But, I am back and better than ever. As you can see I posted a blog before this one. It is a story I wrote last night, I hope you guys enjoy it. I'm hoping to post more of my writing on here, so that everyone can read it. ^^
Also, I'm planning on starting up a news blog and a song of the day blog again. It's going to be a little hard to stay on top of, because I am SO DAMN SPACEY, but I will do my best. If anyone has any news to contribute, I would be more than willing to add it. Or if you have a song, that would be great too.
What I would really like is for everyone to send me their awkward questions at broken_rivers@hotmail.com so that I can start working on my ALL Awkward Questions episode. ^^
So, your song of the day is 2-1 by Imogen Heap. This song is from her newest album "Ellipse". It is a very deep song and I absolutely love it. So listen to it and let me know what you think!
Now, as for the news this is pretty much what I have right now:
*Marilyn Manson has the Swine Flu. He says that he is "Unfortunately" going to live.
*A woman gives birth to a baby boy after being implanted with the wrong embryo at a fertility clinic.
*The Death toll rises in the Philippines after a terrible tropical storm. So far 140 people are dead.
*Another woman gets pregnant whilst pregnant! She is carrying two babies, conceived at two different times! Don't believe me? Go to www.msnbc.com
*A 16 year old student was beaten to death outside of his school in Chicago. It isn't clear yet, what the exact circumstances are, but family members believe it was because of his refusal to join a gang.
That's all for now,
I'm Sarai and I'm as out as last week's egg salad.
1961 (a short story)
Current mood: Creative
Present
Looking back, glancing over his life.
The past and the regrets.
Quiet and calm, he holds the gun to his temple and pulls the trigger, he holds her picture to his heart as the blood stains the pillow, his head falls backs.
Clutched to him, she is frozen in time and memory.
She is not his wife.
Past
A string of pearls encircle an ivory throat. She stands in front of the hallway mirror, gazing off into space and time, dreaming of nights long since forgotten in the abyss of memory and life. She tries to tear her eyes away from the pearls against her skin, tries to forget the reason they will never be her own. She looks into the dark blue eyes of a stranger, her doppelganger and twin, but a complete stranger. Her hand, coming up from her hips, falls back from those white drops of sand and lies placidly against the fabric of her skirt.
A voice calls somewhere in the distance, she turns from the mirror and another hand comes up to remove the pearls that now threaten to strangle her. She tears them away from her skin, the string breaking and pearls bursting from their captor’s hands to scatter on the mahogany floor. She doesn’t even stop to pick them up and, instead, runs away from the voice and out of the house. She tries to erase the image of pearls hitting the wooden floor, tries to un-hear the sound of them tinkling and the voice calling.
She loved him.
Past
He stands next to the reverend performing the ceremony, flanked by four gentlemen in black tuxedos. He watches his bride, on the arm of her father, float down the aisle. She is beautiful. Long, silky, blonde hair flowing down her back, tiny violets entwined in twin braids tied behind her head. She smiles at him, a timid smile, a rosy blush deepens across her face. Light blue eyes flick from the floor to him, barely meeting his gaze. As she turns to receive a kiss from her father, those eyes never leave his, blazing and bright.
He takes her hand, facing her as his performance begins. This will be his most brilliant of pieces. He feels her tremble, watches her lips move as she repeats the words given. He stares at her lips, not comprehending, refusing to understand what she says. He parrots the same words, a smile plastered to his face. He hears his voice and doesn’t know who is speaking. Cold metal is produced, he slides it along her finger. Such a sexual act, he thinks. He thinks of another girl as they kiss and turns to greet his audience as they are pronounced man and wife.
He doesn’t love her.
Present
She reads of his death in the newspaper. She knows, without looking, he is survived by a wife and three sons.
She reads how he was clutching her picture.
She drops the newspaper, her hands shaking and her heart reeling.
She looks over at the softly snoring figure beside her. She smiles warmly, recovering from shock a little at a time. She snuggles closer to the man beside her, withering and wrinkled hands entwining. She knows she made the right choice.
She sheds a tear for the man who lost her.
Present
Looking back, glancing over his life.
The past and the regrets.
Quiet and calm, he holds the gun to his temple and pulls the trigger, he holds her picture to his heart as the blood stains the pillow, his head falls backs.
Clutched to him, she is frozen in time and memory.
She is not his wife.
Past
A string of pearls encircle an ivory throat. She stands in front of the hallway mirror, gazing off into space and time, dreaming of nights long since forgotten in the abyss of memory and life. She tries to tear her eyes away from the pearls against her skin, tries to forget the reason they will never be her own. She looks into the dark blue eyes of a stranger, her doppelganger and twin, but a complete stranger. Her hand, coming up from her hips, falls back from those white drops of sand and lies placidly against the fabric of her skirt.
A voice calls somewhere in the distance, she turns from the mirror and another hand comes up to remove the pearls that now threaten to strangle her. She tears them away from her skin, the string breaking and pearls bursting from their captor’s hands to scatter on the mahogany floor. She doesn’t even stop to pick them up and, instead, runs away from the voice and out of the house. She tries to erase the image of pearls hitting the wooden floor, tries to un-hear the sound of them tinkling and the voice calling.
She loved him.
Past
He stands next to the reverend performing the ceremony, flanked by four gentlemen in black tuxedos. He watches his bride, on the arm of her father, float down the aisle. She is beautiful. Long, silky, blonde hair flowing down her back, tiny violets entwined in twin braids tied behind her head. She smiles at him, a timid smile, a rosy blush deepens across her face. Light blue eyes flick from the floor to him, barely meeting his gaze. As she turns to receive a kiss from her father, those eyes never leave his, blazing and bright.
He takes her hand, facing her as his performance begins. This will be his most brilliant of pieces. He feels her tremble, watches her lips move as she repeats the words given. He stares at her lips, not comprehending, refusing to understand what she says. He parrots the same words, a smile plastered to his face. He hears his voice and doesn’t know who is speaking. Cold metal is produced, he slides it along her finger. Such a sexual act, he thinks. He thinks of another girl as they kiss and turns to greet his audience as they are pronounced man and wife.
He doesn’t love her.
Present
She reads of his death in the newspaper. She knows, without looking, he is survived by a wife and three sons.
She reads how he was clutching her picture.
She drops the newspaper, her hands shaking and her heart reeling.
She looks over at the softly snoring figure beside her. She smiles warmly, recovering from shock a little at a time. She snuggles closer to the man beside her, withering and wrinkled hands entwining. She knows she made the right choice.
She sheds a tear for the man who lost her.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
The First Episode of Sarai's Crazy Show!
Hey everyone!!
I discovered that I CAN upload videos from my mom's phone. It isn't the best quality, but it works. I have two episodes up at this link www.youtube.com/saraicrazyshow
So, now you will get your dose of Sarai. ^^ I'm hoping to make a new episode everyday... Let's see if I can do it. Let everyone know so that we can get a ton of views!! The more views the more I'll do for the show. ^^
Sarai
I discovered that I CAN upload videos from my mom's phone. It isn't the best quality, but it works. I have two episodes up at this link www.youtube.com/saraicrazyshow
So, now you will get your dose of Sarai. ^^ I'm hoping to make a new episode everyday... Let's see if I can do it. Let everyone know so that we can get a ton of views!! The more views the more I'll do for the show. ^^
Sarai
Thursday, September 10, 2009
The fate of the Crazy Show...
Current mood: betrayed
As many of you know, Pomegranate has left the crazy show. We won't go into the whys and the hows, but it has happened.
I am sorry that you are no longer able to view previous episodes on the YouTube. Whatever I have still saved to my computer I will post on here for people to see.
If anyone has any questions or anything that I can help you with I would be glad to answer them.
I may or may not start my own show. I don't know yet. If I do, there will be a blog. For now I just want to get more viewers back on here, as 26 people decided to leave with Pomme.
All for now,
Sarai
As many of you know, Pomegranate has left the crazy show. We won't go into the whys and the hows, but it has happened.
I am sorry that you are no longer able to view previous episodes on the YouTube. Whatever I have still saved to my computer I will post on here for people to see.
If anyone has any questions or anything that I can help you with I would be glad to answer them.
I may or may not start my own show. I don't know yet. If I do, there will be a blog. For now I just want to get more viewers back on here, as 26 people decided to leave with Pomme.
All for now,
Sarai
Wednesday, September 09, 2009
yep it is me Pomme
Current mood: Betrayed
Hey GUYS!
THIS IS POMME!
I am making my public statement of with drawl from the crazy show and our crazy myspace.
Well guys it has not been that long of a road.
i am glad we could get some of you to laugh.
I do regret not being able to handle these issues better.
But I know that I handle them like I would have with anyone else.
I am sorry that I was not better at certain things.
I am sorry that it may seem like I took this over to some of you.
Yes dears I can read and I know what is said.
But I am leaving this.
Sarai is going to handle this from now on.
And if she leaves our videos up that is great.
If not I understand.
But I pomegranate have private the videos on Youtube for now.
I am going to move on with my life and my career choices.
Who knows you guys may hear about me soon enough.
Thanks for everyone's support.
And continue on supporting Sarai guys.
Love you all
<3
Pomme
Hey GUYS!
THIS IS POMME!
I am making my public statement of with drawl from the crazy show and our crazy myspace.
Well guys it has not been that long of a road.
i am glad we could get some of you to laugh.
I do regret not being able to handle these issues better.
But I know that I handle them like I would have with anyone else.
I am sorry that I was not better at certain things.
I am sorry that it may seem like I took this over to some of you.
Yes dears I can read and I know what is said.
But I am leaving this.
Sarai is going to handle this from now on.
And if she leaves our videos up that is great.
If not I understand.
But I pomegranate have private the videos on Youtube for now.
I am going to move on with my life and my career choices.
Who knows you guys may hear about me soon enough.
Thanks for everyone's support.
And continue on supporting Sarai guys.
Love you all
<3
Pomme
Sunday, September 06, 2009
NEWS!! TABLO FROM EPIK HIGH IS GOING TO BE A DADDY!!
Current mood: Awake
Tablo revealed yesterday that he would be father and a husband soon.
Go check it out peeps at: http://www.allkpop.com/index.php/full_story/tablo_thanks_fans_on_twitter/
IT IS HAPPY NEWS!
CONGRATS!
I bet a lot of girls were sad though.
~Pomme~
Tablo revealed yesterday that he would be father and a husband soon.
Go check it out peeps at: http://www.allkpop.com/index.php/full_story/tablo_thanks_fans_on_twitter/
IT IS HAPPY NEWS!
CONGRATS!
I bet a lot of girls were sad though.
~Pomme~
Thursday, September 03, 2009
THE TRAX TO MAKE A COME BACK!!
Current mood: Anxious
Do you guys remember SM's rock group, TRAX?
The 3-member group (previously 4) including Jay Kim, Kang Jung Woo and Kim Jung Mo have come together with the new rock band Air as a project rock band to form TRAX + Air!
GO CHECK IT OUT HERE --> http://www.allkpop.com/index.php/full_story/traxair_to_debut_on_inkigayo/
Freaking hell it is a sweet song I love it <3
~Pomme~
GO TRAX!!
Still miss Rose though <3
Do you guys remember SM's rock group, TRAX?
The 3-member group (previously 4) including Jay Kim, Kang Jung Woo and Kim Jung Mo have come together with the new rock band Air as a project rock band to form TRAX + Air!
GO CHECK IT OUT HERE --> http://www.allkpop.com/index.php/full_story/traxair_to_debut_on_inkigayo/
Freaking hell it is a sweet song I love it <3
~Pomme~
GO TRAX!!
Still miss Rose though <3
Tuesday, September 01, 2009
TVXQ is not disbanding
Current mood: Adored
This is great news for all the girls who love to fan girl over the boy band Tohoshinki (TVXQ) or Dong Bang Shin Ki (DBSK).
They just made a huge annocement stating they do not want to disband nor will they. They just had a recent concert at Tokyo Dome and it was sold out. They had a blast that.
They are looking forward to getting together at the end of the year for the end of the year concerts.
DBSK/TVXQ arived at Korea yesterday morning where they will be taking a break. Only for a little bit because they are going to China for a concert soon enough in the beginning of October. So look forward to that.
Xiah/Junsu even states that all five members want to grow with all their fans. He is so proud of all their fans.
Each Memeber even had a message for all the fans.
Max/Changmin: Please be careful not to get too tired this summer.
U-Know/Yunho: To everyone who couldn’t manage to come this year, let’s enjoy it together with Tohoshinki next year!
Xiah/Junsu: I want to do many more activities with fans in the future. Please look forward to it.
Hero/Jaejoong: I really want to do next year a-nation again really soon. I want to enjoy the stage with these five members again.
Micky/Yoochun: We want to perform a lot of songs in the future. We want to sing. That’s all.
All their activities in Japan are still going on. They will not make new activities until the lawsuit is over.
U-Know/Yunho promised to all the fans that they will meet again at next years a-nation.
So see no worries.
I have no doubt in my mind that these boys will not disband. They are going to stay strong and reach their goals and dreams together. Because they are more than band mates they are brothers.
So lets keep them all in our thoughts and wish them the best and safe travel.
Keep Strong EVERYONE <3
And please stay healthy.
This has been your news with Pomme-chan.
~Pomme~
more info at http://www.allkpop.com/index.php/full_story/tvxq_rejects_rumors_of_disbandment/
This is great news for all the girls who love to fan girl over the boy band Tohoshinki (TVXQ) or Dong Bang Shin Ki (DBSK).
They just made a huge annocement stating they do not want to disband nor will they. They just had a recent concert at Tokyo Dome and it was sold out. They had a blast that.
They are looking forward to getting together at the end of the year for the end of the year concerts.
DBSK/TVXQ arived at Korea yesterday morning where they will be taking a break. Only for a little bit because they are going to China for a concert soon enough in the beginning of October. So look forward to that.
Xiah/Junsu even states that all five members want to grow with all their fans. He is so proud of all their fans.
Each Memeber even had a message for all the fans.
Max/Changmin: Please be careful not to get too tired this summer.
U-Know/Yunho: To everyone who couldn’t manage to come this year, let’s enjoy it together with Tohoshinki next year!
Xiah/Junsu: I want to do many more activities with fans in the future. Please look forward to it.
Hero/Jaejoong: I really want to do next year a-nation again really soon. I want to enjoy the stage with these five members again.
Micky/Yoochun: We want to perform a lot of songs in the future. We want to sing. That’s all.
All their activities in Japan are still going on. They will not make new activities until the lawsuit is over.
U-Know/Yunho promised to all the fans that they will meet again at next years a-nation.
So see no worries.
I have no doubt in my mind that these boys will not disband. They are going to stay strong and reach their goals and dreams together. Because they are more than band mates they are brothers.
So lets keep them all in our thoughts and wish them the best and safe travel.
Keep Strong EVERYONE <3
And please stay healthy.
This has been your news with Pomme-chan.
~Pomme~
more info at http://www.allkpop.com/index.php/full_story/tvxq_rejects_rumors_of_disbandment/
Sad News. Jang Jin Young Passed away.
Current mood: Angry
Jang Jin Young
After reporting that Jang Jin Young's stomach cancer worsening, we have confirmed that the 35 year old actress has passed away this afternoon.
After being diagnosed last September then battling cancer for nearly a year in America, Jang Jin Young had been hospitalized in Seoul recently after her condition worsened.Yedang Entertainment stated that the model-turned-actress passed at 4:05PM KST on 1st September at Seoul St. Mary's Hospital, with her boyfriend and family members by her side.
Jang was diagnosed with cancer on the 22nd of September last year during a checkup to treat a small stomach ulcer. She immediately stopped working and focused on battling the disease. Jang's health showed improvement following treatment in America, so the recent news of her worsening condition has been a surprise to many.
Jang has left behind a very rich career in various fields. Her model career began when she was cast as a contestant in the 1993 Miss Korea Beauty Pagent. Jang debuted on film in 1998 with fantasy film "Ghost In Love", and also starred in "Sorum", earning much critical praise and winning the Best New Actress award at the Pusan Film Critics Awards (2001) and Best Actress at the Blue Dragon Film Awards (2001). Jang's success didn't end there; she has been active on the acting ever since her breakthrough into the mainstream film scene. Her fame also spread overseas with several awards at various European film festivals.
http://www.allkpop.com/index.php/full_story/jang_jinyoung_passes_away_at_37/
( I so stole the above from K-Pop.com)
BUt I do have to say I have never seen her films but my friends have.
and they love her.
So I am going to send my best wishes to her loved ones.
God Speed.
<3
Please pray for her family.
They will need it in this horrible time.
~Pomme~
P.S.
What is it with the world.. and all the dying. It is truly breaking my heart.
Jang Jin Young
After reporting that Jang Jin Young's stomach cancer worsening, we have confirmed that the 35 year old actress has passed away this afternoon.
After being diagnosed last September then battling cancer for nearly a year in America, Jang Jin Young had been hospitalized in Seoul recently after her condition worsened.Yedang Entertainment stated that the model-turned-actress passed at 4:05PM KST on 1st September at Seoul St. Mary's Hospital, with her boyfriend and family members by her side.
Jang was diagnosed with cancer on the 22nd of September last year during a checkup to treat a small stomach ulcer. She immediately stopped working and focused on battling the disease. Jang's health showed improvement following treatment in America, so the recent news of her worsening condition has been a surprise to many.
Jang has left behind a very rich career in various fields. Her model career began when she was cast as a contestant in the 1993 Miss Korea Beauty Pagent. Jang debuted on film in 1998 with fantasy film "Ghost In Love", and also starred in "Sorum", earning much critical praise and winning the Best New Actress award at the Pusan Film Critics Awards (2001) and Best Actress at the Blue Dragon Film Awards (2001). Jang's success didn't end there; she has been active on the acting ever since her breakthrough into the mainstream film scene. Her fame also spread overseas with several awards at various European film festivals.
http://www.allkpop.com/index.php/full_story/jang_jinyoung_passes_away_at_37/
( I so stole the above from K-Pop.com)
BUt I do have to say I have never seen her films but my friends have.
and they love her.
So I am going to send my best wishes to her loved ones.
God Speed.
<3
Please pray for her family.
They will need it in this horrible time.
~Pomme~
P.S.
What is it with the world.. and all the dying. It is truly breaking my heart.
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