“If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I will write in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always. I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you.”
Henry Rollins
One of my idols. Ladies and Gentlemen, ELVIS PRESLEY!!
and a second song, because I found this person when I was stumbling. I really like it!! This guy's name is Jónsi and he is originally from a band called "Sigur Ros" and this is a solo by him called Boy Lilikoi.
NEWS!!
Do not, I repeat: DO NOT, eat at a pub if you suspect there might be a dead body in the freezer. I'm just saying...
http://www.todayinstupid.com/2010/03/29/human-corpse-in-pubs-freezer-likely-a-health-code-violation/
An Interesting Life Photo gallery brought to you by The Many Faces of Creepy people who go on serial killing sprees.
http://www.life.com/image/ugc1007192/in-gallery/31802/the-many-faces-of-serial-killers
A Superman comic set a new record after being sold for $1.5 MILLION. It beat out the 1939 issue of Batman's debut comic which sold for a mere $75,000.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/03/29/AR2010032901705.html?hpid=artslot
A trinket shop in Montreal Canada is in hot water after the vendor made the claim that some of the soap they had for sale was made from... Wait for it... ... ... Wait for it... HOLOCAUST VICTIMS. Yes, the soap is made from dead people.
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/life/Shop+claims+soap+made+from+Holocaust+victims/2733428/story.html
A zoo is under inspection for a deadly strain of E coli after several animals died and were left out in the open to rot.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article7078776.ece
And just for your amusement:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/austria.asp
Peace and Love my friends.
Sarai
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Somebody's Watching Me...
Sorry the blog was rather short yesterday guys. I wasn't in a very good mood and I apologize. Today however is going to be a good day. You know why? Because I am going to take a shower!! Well, besides that I'm going to do an episode today. Yep, that's right. You are going to get an episode. Probably later on tonight.
So for now enjoy your video which is a cover of Rockwell's song "Somebody's Watchin' Me" by Mysto and Pizzi. You might recognize it from the Geico commercials. I love it. I like the original too, but I like this one better.
*trumpets blare, proceeding the magnificent NEWS*
An 11 year old girl has been charged with a misdemeanor for Domestic Battery after throwing a plastic toy gun at her father. Way to catch the real criminals, there officer.
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/old-27377-arrested-throwing.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Some 18 year old decided to take a shit in his "girlfriend's" car. Turns out it wasn't hers. Oops.
http://www.lcsun-news.com/ci_14761689
A giraffe butts heads with a Zoo worker... hospitalization ensues
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/27/20100327-GiraffeHeadButt-ON.html
A creepy woman (includes creepy picture of her) had sex with 3 underage boys. AND gave them drugs. Yeah, I don't care what anyone says, those boys aren't lucky. If it had been a man with 3 girls it would be ALL OVER THE NEWS and he would be lucky if he escaped with his life.
http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20100327/ARTICLE/100329788/2416/NEWS?Title=Woman-had-sex-with-teen-boys-police-say&tc=ar
and the award for creepiest and most awkward miniature golf course goes to:
http://www.unnecessaryumlaut.com/?p=2556
And that is all for today, I'm going to work on getting a shower and doing a new episode. And maybe posting a few more random blogs... I haven't decided yet. ^^
So for now enjoy your video which is a cover of Rockwell's song "Somebody's Watchin' Me" by Mysto and Pizzi. You might recognize it from the Geico commercials. I love it. I like the original too, but I like this one better.
*trumpets blare, proceeding the magnificent NEWS*
An 11 year old girl has been charged with a misdemeanor for Domestic Battery after throwing a plastic toy gun at her father. Way to catch the real criminals, there officer.
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/old-27377-arrested-throwing.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Some 18 year old decided to take a shit in his "girlfriend's" car. Turns out it wasn't hers. Oops.
http://www.lcsun-news.com/ci_14761689
A giraffe butts heads with a Zoo worker... hospitalization ensues
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/27/20100327-GiraffeHeadButt-ON.html
A creepy woman (includes creepy picture of her) had sex with 3 underage boys. AND gave them drugs. Yeah, I don't care what anyone says, those boys aren't lucky. If it had been a man with 3 girls it would be ALL OVER THE NEWS and he would be lucky if he escaped with his life.
http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20100327/ARTICLE/100329788/2416/NEWS?Title=Woman-had-sex-with-teen-boys-police-say&tc=ar
and the award for creepiest and most awkward miniature golf course goes to:
http://www.unnecessaryumlaut.com/?p=2556
And that is all for today, I'm going to work on getting a shower and doing a new episode. And maybe posting a few more random blogs... I haven't decided yet. ^^
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Jim Croce for the Win
So we are going old school today, with a song from my childhood. I loved this song as a kid.
And here are some news clips.
Jesus' REAL face. A fascinating article about how they took really old DNA and an image on a cloth to create this picture.
http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/tv/is_this_christ_v5CFHmU9RIPuItcWzHfcEM
Pregnant woman gets tased.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hY3TQyq2-oF_rmAAf_TuzN0PzQ7wD9EMJ3HG0
A young woman was beaten for blocking the view of the TV.
http://www.twincities.com/news/ci_14764668?source=rss&nclick_check=1
And here are some news clips.
Jesus' REAL face. A fascinating article about how they took really old DNA and an image on a cloth to create this picture.
http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/tv/is_this_christ_v5CFHmU9RIPuItcWzHfcEM
Pregnant woman gets tased.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hY3TQyq2-oF_rmAAf_TuzN0PzQ7wD9EMJ3HG0
A young woman was beaten for blocking the view of the TV.
http://www.twincities.com/news/ci_14764668?source=rss&nclick_check=1
Mannequin and Cap'n
Its coming down to blurry lines and strange Goodbyes.
Or are they Hellos?
My brain is fuzzy, what was in that drink you gave me?
Is it just my mind playing tricks on me?
You're so beautiful, do you know that?
I wish I could be half as pretty, but I'm not.
Flowers sit on the floor beside you, rest your head on my knee.
The flowers are dead and your head is a skull now.
What was the last line in that love song?
The one about never being alone?
He is playing music in my brain, blaring it so I can't think.
I wish he would come back, I really miss him.
You know what? You look very familiar, have we met?
Married? To who? Me?! No way, when did that happen?
I am not drunken, nor am I sobered. Touch me, lets see where
this will go... Or not, I am too drunk
Damn my luck, you were only a mannequin. I should've known.
A shoulder for everyone, but always alone.
So, I'll sit here a while longer, let the alcohol burn through me.
Or maybe I should leave now, so we don't start arguing again.
Dammit, I loved you once. I'll be drunk as hell in a minute,
So maybe you should go home. Go home to her, leave me.
Dammit, I lost the rum, did it spill in the toilet?
Or did you take it with you?
Sitting all alone, a mannequin for companionship and a
bottle of Cap'n. Damn you.
Or are they Hellos?
My brain is fuzzy, what was in that drink you gave me?
Is it just my mind playing tricks on me?
You're so beautiful, do you know that?
I wish I could be half as pretty, but I'm not.
Flowers sit on the floor beside you, rest your head on my knee.
The flowers are dead and your head is a skull now.
What was the last line in that love song?
The one about never being alone?
He is playing music in my brain, blaring it so I can't think.
I wish he would come back, I really miss him.
You know what? You look very familiar, have we met?
Married? To who? Me?! No way, when did that happen?
I am not drunken, nor am I sobered. Touch me, lets see where
this will go... Or not, I am too drunk
Damn my luck, you were only a mannequin. I should've known.
A shoulder for everyone, but always alone.
So, I'll sit here a while longer, let the alcohol burn through me.
Or maybe I should leave now, so we don't start arguing again.
Dammit, I loved you once. I'll be drunk as hell in a minute,
So maybe you should go home. Go home to her, leave me.
Dammit, I lost the rum, did it spill in the toilet?
Or did you take it with you?
Sitting all alone, a mannequin for companionship and a
bottle of Cap'n. Damn you.
Zombies
Song of the day is by a group called "The Cranberries" and they are from Ireland. The cool thing is that their lead singer also sings fluently in Chinese, so maybe we will have a song by her in Chinese!!
No news for today, because I am feeling quite lazy and have been in a lot of pain. Also, I am exhausted. So, enjoy your song and I'll write more later!!!
No news for today, because I am feeling quite lazy and have been in a lot of pain. Also, I am exhausted. So, enjoy your song and I'll write more later!!!
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Random is as Random does
As some of you may or may not know, BlogSpot has a thing where you can put tags on your blog. I have a LOT of tags. So this, and the following blogs, are going to have a something to do with the different tags I have. Are you ready?
There are probably 111 reasons why the year 1961 was both a good and bad year, but I don't know them.
Reasons why 1961 was good:
Well JFK became President of the United States. He was the first Catholic president.
JFK established the Peace Corps.
JFK appoints Janet G. Travell as his physician. She is the first woman to hold this position.
Princess Diana was born.
West Side Story was released as a Film.
Reasons why 1961 was bad:
The last public Tram in Australia was closed down, bringing The S. Hemisphere' largest tramway to an end.
A dam on the Dnieper River in what was formarly the USSR burst and killed 145 people.
The Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba began and failed.
Freedom Riders bus was bombed and the protestors were beaten by an angry mob.
Freedom Riders were arrested in Mississippi for "disturbing the peace" after they left their bus.
I have posted pictures of 2NE1 which is a Korean girl group. So I thought you might want to read about them (or not as the case may or may not be). Now, follow the Wikipedia link!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2NE1
RANDOM PICTURE TIME!
I wish I had had one of these when I was a kid!!
Cutest Baby Elephant in EXISTANCE (in my opinion)
The most BADASS and HOT superhero EVER!!
Corey Haim died this year, we all know. I posted a blog about it. Well here is a picture of him, just in case you have never seen him!
All for now, more later!
There are probably 111 reasons why the year 1961 was both a good and bad year, but I don't know them.
Reasons why 1961 was good:
Well JFK became President of the United States. He was the first Catholic president.
JFK established the Peace Corps.
JFK appoints Janet G. Travell as his physician. She is the first woman to hold this position.
Princess Diana was born.
West Side Story was released as a Film.
Reasons why 1961 was bad:
The last public Tram in Australia was closed down, bringing The S. Hemisphere' largest tramway to an end.
A dam on the Dnieper River in what was formarly the USSR burst and killed 145 people.
The Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba began and failed.
Freedom Riders bus was bombed and the protestors were beaten by an angry mob.
Freedom Riders were arrested in Mississippi for "disturbing the peace" after they left their bus.
I have posted pictures of 2NE1 which is a Korean girl group. So I thought you might want to read about them (or not as the case may or may not be). Now, follow the Wikipedia link!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2NE1
RANDOM PICTURE TIME!
I wish I had had one of these when I was a kid!!
Cutest Baby Elephant in EXISTANCE (in my opinion)
The most BADASS and HOT superhero EVER!!
Corey Haim died this year, we all know. I posted a blog about it. Well here is a picture of him, just in case you have never seen him!
All for now, more later!
Que the Music
Hello, Hello!! Sarai has arrived and I am here to not only give you your news and song of the day, but also to give you a picture and a recipe and some other things that are just that goddamn awesome. Are you ready to rock?! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!
Okay then. Here we go.
First, your news. The news is, more than not, depressing. So take a deep breath, calm yourself and settle down with a nice cup of Sarai.
A man in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania is under arrest for molesting his 23 month old daughter and then leaving her to freeze in the snow. He is being charged Murder in the first degree for her death.
http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-frozen-toddler,0,4983228.story
A church in Connecticut is under fire for preforming a "Homosexual Exorcism". That's right, they called out the demon of Homosexuality and tried to make him leave.
http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-gay-exorcism,0,5358043.story
In France people went crazy (what else is new?) but this time people are thinking it might have been the CIA doing it.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/International/book-claims-cia-lsd-experiment-made-french-town/story?id=10171002
Conner Cordova got to go to his Prom with a famous Model. (Includes a couple other irrelevant articles, though the one about Rebecca Skloot is pretty cool)
http://www.denverpost.com/entertainment/ci_14734906?source=pop
Bet you didn't know there was a sport called "Extreme Ironing"? Well there is and here are the 10 best!
http://www.gadling.com/2010/03/22/ten-best-extreme-ironing-stunts-from-around-the-world/
Finally, protection for sharks has failed in the UN. People need to help conserve or everything will eventually disappear.
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=10176275
Yep, that's right, Sarai the one who is probably the least Christian person you know, is having a Christian song of the day. Why? Because back when I was a Christian I liked this song and I still like it. I believe in a God of some sort, just not the one that the Christians believe in. You know? Anyway, this is by a New Zealander named Phil Joel. And I lovers him.
So your picture of the day is as follows:
The rest of that stuff I promised will follow this shortly!! ^^
Okay then. Here we go.
First, your news. The news is, more than not, depressing. So take a deep breath, calm yourself and settle down with a nice cup of Sarai.
A man in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania is under arrest for molesting his 23 month old daughter and then leaving her to freeze in the snow. He is being charged Murder in the first degree for her death.
http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-frozen-toddler,0,4983228.story
A church in Connecticut is under fire for preforming a "Homosexual Exorcism". That's right, they called out the demon of Homosexuality and tried to make him leave.
http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-gay-exorcism,0,5358043.story
In France people went crazy (what else is new?) but this time people are thinking it might have been the CIA doing it.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/International/book-claims-cia-lsd-experiment-made-french-town/story?id=10171002
Conner Cordova got to go to his Prom with a famous Model. (Includes a couple other irrelevant articles, though the one about Rebecca Skloot is pretty cool)
http://www.denverpost.com/entertainment/ci_14734906?source=pop
Bet you didn't know there was a sport called "Extreme Ironing"? Well there is and here are the 10 best!
http://www.gadling.com/2010/03/22/ten-best-extreme-ironing-stunts-from-around-the-world/
Finally, protection for sharks has failed in the UN. People need to help conserve or everything will eventually disappear.
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=10176275
Yep, that's right, Sarai the one who is probably the least Christian person you know, is having a Christian song of the day. Why? Because back when I was a Christian I liked this song and I still like it. I believe in a God of some sort, just not the one that the Christians believe in. You know? Anyway, this is by a New Zealander named Phil Joel. And I lovers him.
So your picture of the day is as follows:
The rest of that stuff I promised will follow this shortly!! ^^
And God said, BANG!
As in BIGBANG, the Korean/Japanese Pop group that has completely made off with my heart. Some one call the police I think G-Dragon robbed me of my heart. Anyway, I totally love this band. More than almost any other band. ALMOST. Anyway, a new song by them that I HAD to share because I love them. Did I mention I love them? Anyway, commence with the listening of said video and look at how CUTE G-Dragon is!!
Okay, GO!
Okay, GO!
Monday, March 22, 2010
Pet
"Pet" by A Perfect Circle is the original version of "Counting Bodies like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums" by A Perfect Circle. If you want to listen to that version it can be found at this link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ejsM0VF-Os
On to the NEWS!
A man, William Melchert-Dinkel, is accused of coercing people into Suicide Pacts and then watching them kill themselves. He is being called a Suicide Voyeur
http://www.news.com.au/technology/suicide-voyeur-nurse-william-melchert-dinkel-allegedly-talked-people-into-death-online/story-e6frfro0-1225843594833
A suspect in a bank robbery was found at a bar dressed in a hospital gown, with an IV still hanging from his arm. He likes his alcohol intravenously. ^^
http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/22903755/detail.html
A Naked man in China is making news for stopping traffic to pick up a Taxi. Nudity for the win.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/818246-naked-man-in-taxi-lifting-adventure
A Homosexual Couple was turned away from a bed and breakfast because of their sexuality. And because the owner was a Christian Bitch. I mean, did I just say she was bitch? My bad.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/mar/21/gay-couple-refused-hotel-room
An amusing article on Criminals and the mistakes they make.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18448_6-baffling-mistakes-criminals-apparently-make-all-time.html
And some churchmen's tombs were vandalized.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8578760.stm
AND AWESOME NEWS!! Obama's health care reform passed last night!!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/35984089#35984089
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35984435/ns/health-health_care/
Go Obama!!!
And just so you all know, I am HUNGRY!! Oh so HUNGRY!!
That is all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ejsM0VF-Os
On to the NEWS!
A man, William Melchert-Dinkel, is accused of coercing people into Suicide Pacts and then watching them kill themselves. He is being called a Suicide Voyeur
http://www.news.com.au/technology/suicide-voyeur-nurse-william-melchert-dinkel-allegedly-talked-people-into-death-online/story-e6frfro0-1225843594833
A suspect in a bank robbery was found at a bar dressed in a hospital gown, with an IV still hanging from his arm. He likes his alcohol intravenously. ^^
http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/22903755/detail.html
A Naked man in China is making news for stopping traffic to pick up a Taxi. Nudity for the win.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/818246-naked-man-in-taxi-lifting-adventure
A Homosexual Couple was turned away from a bed and breakfast because of their sexuality. And because the owner was a Christian Bitch. I mean, did I just say she was bitch? My bad.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/mar/21/gay-couple-refused-hotel-room
An amusing article on Criminals and the mistakes they make.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18448_6-baffling-mistakes-criminals-apparently-make-all-time.html
And some churchmen's tombs were vandalized.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8578760.stm
AND AWESOME NEWS!! Obama's health care reform passed last night!!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/35984089#35984089
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35984435/ns/health-health_care/
Go Obama!!!
And just so you all know, I am HUNGRY!! Oh so HUNGRY!!
That is all.
Saturday, March 20, 2010
And today is the most awesome day ever!
So, You know why this day is the most awesome day ever? I don't either. I just think it is because I feel like it!!
So today's video is 3 by Britney Spears. I don't know why, I just like it!
So here is the news. ^^
So, some dude ordered bubble bath for his kids and he got Sexual Lubricant instead!!
http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/5071092.Asda_delivers_sex_lubricant_instead_of_children___s_bubble_bath/
So if you fake it, you get a ticket.
http://www.thelocal.se/25616/20100319/
A woman is living and she has been declared dead. She has lost her money (Social Security Benefits and what not) and health insurance.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/03/19/MNAI1CI0SC.DTL
Two Calvins. One is BLACK and one is WHITE. Guess who keeps getting arrested?
http://www.sacbee.com/2010/03/19/2618177/the-two-calvins-sacramento-man.html
NUDITY FOR THE WIN!!
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/Naked-Man-on-183-Billboard
Two little kids help their mom deliver their baby brother!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/03/17/BA281CHMVJ.DTL
A Guy in Saudi Arabia is under sentence of execution for "sorcery". Pleas for him to be released have been made.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/meast/03/19/saudi.arabia.sorcery/index.html
And some principal has banned hugging at school. SUCKAGE!
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/03/out-of-control_hugging_leads_t.html
Also here is a picture just for you!!
KEEP RUNNING!!
So today's video is 3 by Britney Spears. I don't know why, I just like it!
So here is the news. ^^
So, some dude ordered bubble bath for his kids and he got Sexual Lubricant instead!!
http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/5071092.Asda_delivers_sex_lubricant_instead_of_children___s_bubble_bath/
So if you fake it, you get a ticket.
http://www.thelocal.se/25616/20100319/
A woman is living and she has been declared dead. She has lost her money (Social Security Benefits and what not) and health insurance.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/03/19/MNAI1CI0SC.DTL
Two Calvins. One is BLACK and one is WHITE. Guess who keeps getting arrested?
http://www.sacbee.com/2010/03/19/2618177/the-two-calvins-sacramento-man.html
NUDITY FOR THE WIN!!
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/Naked-Man-on-183-Billboard
Two little kids help their mom deliver their baby brother!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/03/17/BA281CHMVJ.DTL
A Guy in Saudi Arabia is under sentence of execution for "sorcery". Pleas for him to be released have been made.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/meast/03/19/saudi.arabia.sorcery/index.html
And some principal has banned hugging at school. SUCKAGE!
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/03/out-of-control_hugging_leads_t.html
Also here is a picture just for you!!
KEEP RUNNING!!
Friday, March 19, 2010
I am God. And this is my Penis, Boris.
I decided to be random and post this lovely little blog. The following is something I wrote:
Hi, I'm God and I'm here to help you... Oh wait, I have to take another call, one moment!
Aside: Um, yeah, I'd like the beefy bean burrito... Extra cheese. No, no tomatoes. I don't know why I created that stuff.
Okay, back. So um, yeah, Africa needs me today. Sorry about your luck.
*Evaporates in a cloud of beefy-ness*
This next piece, however, was not. It was written by someone on DeviantArt by the name of Cosmic Penguin:
“Do you think my penis is too small?” God was in my living room, His pants around His ankles.
“I don’t know, Lord. Don’t they have pills for that in heaven?”
“It’s not as small as it looks,” God said, waving His holy member back and forth to some inaudible beat. “See, most people have good or bad hair days. I have God hair, it always looks the same. There’s a lot of it, and it sticks out in every fucking direction. Instead, I have good and bad penis days. When I wake up in the morning I look down into my holy undershorts to check on the blessed phallus, and depending on how it looks, I know what kind of day it’s going to be. Last Tuesday I woke up and the damn thing was hanging halfway down my thigh. I won three bucks from a scratch-off lotto card. Three bucks! But now I think it’s on a waning cycle. Does it look like its receding to you?”
I examined the Lord’s penis. Something was indeed very wrong.
“You aren’t really God, are you?” I asked.
God stopped shaking his penis and looked at the floor sadly.
“No.” He pulled His pants up to his stomach and left.
I’ve been an atheist ever since.
If God had a penis, what would He name it? I would think Boris. I don't know why. I just do. Boris is a nice name. Good, Russian name, right? Or does that sound to much like Boris from Rocky and Bullwinkle? Does God watch Rocky and Bullwinkle?
Donnie says He (As in God) would name it "The Holy Member". I say that is a boring name. He also says Why would God want a Penis? I don't know, but I am curious now. I mean, man WAS made in HIS image. And Man has a Penis. Then again, woman was taken out of Man and she has a Vagina. So does God have a Vagina?
Would He have Boobs too? I named mine David and Daniel. Would God name His Boobs, if He had them? Why did I name my boobs anyway? Is there a specific point to naming body parts?
Trent says:
*What do you need help with?
Sarai says:
*If God had a penis, what would He name it? I said Boris and Fawn and Donnie said "The Holy Member"
*What do you think?
Trent says:
*The Pearly Gate
Sarai says:
*Why?
Trent says:
**giggles*
Sarai says:
*I'm serious. Why?
Trent says:
*Because it's the gate that spews liquid pearly stuff.
For your enjoyment here are some articles about Gods and their penises. (Or is it Peni?)
Priapus: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus
Min: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Min_%28god%29
This has been a very penile blog. I hope you enjoyed it. I think I need a cigarette.
This has been Sarai and I am OUT!
Hi, I'm God and I'm here to help you... Oh wait, I have to take another call, one moment!
Aside: Um, yeah, I'd like the beefy bean burrito... Extra cheese. No, no tomatoes. I don't know why I created that stuff.
Okay, back. So um, yeah, Africa needs me today. Sorry about your luck.
*Evaporates in a cloud of beefy-ness*
This next piece, however, was not. It was written by someone on DeviantArt by the name of Cosmic Penguin:
“Do you think my penis is too small?” God was in my living room, His pants around His ankles.
“I don’t know, Lord. Don’t they have pills for that in heaven?”
“It’s not as small as it looks,” God said, waving His holy member back and forth to some inaudible beat. “See, most people have good or bad hair days. I have God hair, it always looks the same. There’s a lot of it, and it sticks out in every fucking direction. Instead, I have good and bad penis days. When I wake up in the morning I look down into my holy undershorts to check on the blessed phallus, and depending on how it looks, I know what kind of day it’s going to be. Last Tuesday I woke up and the damn thing was hanging halfway down my thigh. I won three bucks from a scratch-off lotto card. Three bucks! But now I think it’s on a waning cycle. Does it look like its receding to you?”
I examined the Lord’s penis. Something was indeed very wrong.
“You aren’t really God, are you?” I asked.
God stopped shaking his penis and looked at the floor sadly.
“No.” He pulled His pants up to his stomach and left.
I’ve been an atheist ever since.
If God had a penis, what would He name it? I would think Boris. I don't know why. I just do. Boris is a nice name. Good, Russian name, right? Or does that sound to much like Boris from Rocky and Bullwinkle? Does God watch Rocky and Bullwinkle?
Donnie says He (As in God) would name it "The Holy Member". I say that is a boring name. He also says Why would God want a Penis? I don't know, but I am curious now. I mean, man WAS made in HIS image. And Man has a Penis. Then again, woman was taken out of Man and she has a Vagina. So does God have a Vagina?
Would He have Boobs too? I named mine David and Daniel. Would God name His Boobs, if He had them? Why did I name my boobs anyway? Is there a specific point to naming body parts?
Trent says:
*What do you need help with?
Sarai says:
*If God had a penis, what would He name it? I said Boris and Fawn and Donnie said "The Holy Member"
*What do you think?
Trent says:
*The Pearly Gate
Sarai says:
*Why?
Trent says:
**giggles*
Sarai says:
*I'm serious. Why?
Trent says:
*Because it's the gate that spews liquid pearly stuff.
For your enjoyment here are some articles about Gods and their penises. (Or is it Peni?)
Priapus: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus
Min: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Min_%28god%29
This has been a very penile blog. I hope you enjoyed it. I think I need a cigarette.
This has been Sarai and I am OUT!
Thursday, March 18, 2010
I thought Love was a Myth
Okay so this is crazy because I am going to post randomly. I'm not posting any pictures or recipes or videos or news. Just Sarai. You need a pure dose of Sarai every now then when it isn't intertwined with news, pictures, recipes or videos to stay alive. Bet you didn't know that.
So I am completely insane. You probably figured that out by now. And I have nothing interesting to relate, because I am ENTIRELY TOO BORED with the internet and the world right now.
I dream about seeing the Eiffel Tower in the Autumn. Starry red and gold leaves cascading to the ground and the scent of a café. I want to stand underneath it while it rains and watching the people running for safety.
I think about our world, how it is deteriorating and all the wildlife that is slowly disappearing into the oblivion of legend. It isn't fair.
I hate how people disregard history, how they forget and ignore it. I hate how we just let historical sites fall into disrepair and then it has to be demolished.
I have fallen in love with a dying man, as we are all dying of the human condition. I am dying, you are dying. The world is ending. But I don't think it will end in 2012, just so you know.
I believe in mermaids and unicorns and ghosts. I believe in the stars as they dance above me, I wish they could hear me.
Do the ones we love look down on us after they are gone? Are we re-incarnated or do we just fade out, like a candle at the end of its wick? I hope I am re-incarnated as a flower. An unobtrusive and beautiful flower like a tiny calla lily hidden by stones near a quiet stream. Doesn't that sound perfect?
I want to see the ocean under a violent sky.
I love it when it snows, but I wish it was warmer. I miss the flowers, like the sun misses them in winter. Beauty is cold, you know? It is you know.
I love giraffes. I have an affinity for strange and awkward animals. Like porcupines and platypi and narwhals and giraffes and penguins. Admittedly, who doesn't love a cute little penguin?
Well I'm getting ready to head out of here. Have to go eat with my friend. So I hope you have enjoyed just me. I am going to write more eventually about more interesting things than what I have been rambling about here.
Sarai
So I am completely insane. You probably figured that out by now. And I have nothing interesting to relate, because I am ENTIRELY TOO BORED with the internet and the world right now.
I dream about seeing the Eiffel Tower in the Autumn. Starry red and gold leaves cascading to the ground and the scent of a café. I want to stand underneath it while it rains and watching the people running for safety.
I think about our world, how it is deteriorating and all the wildlife that is slowly disappearing into the oblivion of legend. It isn't fair.
I hate how people disregard history, how they forget and ignore it. I hate how we just let historical sites fall into disrepair and then it has to be demolished.
I have fallen in love with a dying man, as we are all dying of the human condition. I am dying, you are dying. The world is ending. But I don't think it will end in 2012, just so you know.
I believe in mermaids and unicorns and ghosts. I believe in the stars as they dance above me, I wish they could hear me.
Do the ones we love look down on us after they are gone? Are we re-incarnated or do we just fade out, like a candle at the end of its wick? I hope I am re-incarnated as a flower. An unobtrusive and beautiful flower like a tiny calla lily hidden by stones near a quiet stream. Doesn't that sound perfect?
I want to see the ocean under a violent sky.
I love it when it snows, but I wish it was warmer. I miss the flowers, like the sun misses them in winter. Beauty is cold, you know? It is you know.
I love giraffes. I have an affinity for strange and awkward animals. Like porcupines and platypi and narwhals and giraffes and penguins. Admittedly, who doesn't love a cute little penguin?
Well I'm getting ready to head out of here. Have to go eat with my friend. So I hope you have enjoyed just me. I am going to write more eventually about more interesting things than what I have been rambling about here.
Sarai
Don't Make Me Turn this Blog Around
Woman declared legally dead TWICE.
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/nova-scotia/story/2010/03/17/ns-garden-of-eden-woman-dead.html
They may have found a way to cure breast cancer! ^^
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/163367/Ice-cold-gas-kills-breast-cancerhttp://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/163367/Ice-cold-gas-kills-breast-cancer
There were six reported rapes in Florida during spring break. Last year there were at least 41 sexual assaults reported.
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/22862991/detail.html
Let's stand outside on a ledge while the transexual brothel we were just in burns behind us. Sound good to you? (This one has TWO links)
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=1028266
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/naked-man-trapped-on-ledge-at-swiss-brothel/19403279
A body was found floating in a golf pond. The man is the apparently a missing Potato Chip heir.
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/body-found-golf-missing-potato-chip-scion/story?id=10119095
The question of what would a dog do if it caught the car is answered in the following article. Apparently he would just chew up the tires.
http://www.accessatlanta.com/celebrities-tv/determined-bulldog-chews-officer-372250.html?cxntlid=thbz_hm
North Korean Leader may not live to see 2013.
http://www.aolnews.com/story/report-nkorean-leader-may-not-survive/556377
An idiot gunman decided it would be smart to attack an already dead leader.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/7457955/Gunman-tries-to-attack-Lenins-corpse-in-Red-Square.html
And a song to kind of fit my mood. "Don't Make Me" by Blake Shelton, who happens to be one of my all time favorite country singers. It will only let me give you the link and there are no other good videos, so ENJOY.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtBgkT2Sjzc
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/nova-scotia/story/2010/03/17/ns-garden-of-eden-woman-dead.html
They may have found a way to cure breast cancer! ^^
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/163367/Ice-cold-gas-kills-breast-cancerhttp://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/163367/Ice-cold-gas-kills-breast-cancer
There were six reported rapes in Florida during spring break. Last year there were at least 41 sexual assaults reported.
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/22862991/detail.html
Let's stand outside on a ledge while the transexual brothel we were just in burns behind us. Sound good to you? (This one has TWO links)
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=1028266
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/naked-man-trapped-on-ledge-at-swiss-brothel/19403279
A body was found floating in a golf pond. The man is the apparently a missing Potato Chip heir.
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/body-found-golf-missing-potato-chip-scion/story?id=10119095
The question of what would a dog do if it caught the car is answered in the following article. Apparently he would just chew up the tires.
http://www.accessatlanta.com/celebrities-tv/determined-bulldog-chews-officer-372250.html?cxntlid=thbz_hm
North Korean Leader may not live to see 2013.
http://www.aolnews.com/story/report-nkorean-leader-may-not-survive/556377
An idiot gunman decided it would be smart to attack an already dead leader.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/7457955/Gunman-tries-to-attack-Lenins-corpse-in-Red-Square.html
And a song to kind of fit my mood. "Don't Make Me" by Blake Shelton, who happens to be one of my all time favorite country singers. It will only let me give you the link and there are no other good videos, so ENJOY.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtBgkT2Sjzc
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
I'm a Barbie Girl
Hey everyone! So I am stumbling (AGAIN) and I am going to share with you what I have found interesting. I hope to have something a little more uniform than this eventually, but for now this is the randomness that is my blog. Please enjoy and tell your friends!!
Some Websites ^^
http://www.alterfin.com/dominique/
http://virtualfunzone.com/literally-live-pictures.html
TWO news item that are too good to wait for the news blog!
Meet the first LEGALLY GENDERLESS person. It is named Norrie May-Welby and is from Australia. A VERY interesting article, I think. I hope you enjoy it.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/03/16/2010-03-16_no_sex_for_me_please_extranssexual_briton_is_first_legally_genderless_person.html
I personally love Archaeology and so I am incredibly interested in this article about a 4,000 year old cemetery discovered in the middle of a desert in Tibet.
http://www.theage.com.au/world/desert-riddle-unearthed-ancient-western-boat-people-20100316-qcks.html
You get not one, not two, but FOUR pictures for the day!!
HELLO KIDNEY!
I wanna place a bet of $100 on the Count von Count!
Mona Lisa never looked so tasty!
I love BioShock! ^^
A few Quotes I really like
"Achievement of your happiness is the only moral purpose of your life, and that happiness, not pain or mindless self-indulgence, is the proof of your moral integrity, since it is the proof and the result of your loyalty to the achievement of your values."
Ayn Rand (Objectivist)
"Eloquent speech is not from lip to ear, but rather from heart to heart."
William Jennings Bryan (Lawyer)
and in honor of Women's History month a few quotes on women.
"No longer should women be denied the right to vote, no longer should women be treated as second class citizens, no longer should women not be allowed to be a citizen at all."
Ginny B. Waite (Female Politician)
"We women must listen to our inner voice. It is easier for women to do this as they are not afraid to say what they feel."
Indra Devi (a Disciple of Sri Tirumalai Krishnamacharya)
"Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in sexual terms, define Lesbian as sex between women."
Rita Mae Brown (Author)
And, because I COMPLETELY spaced African-American History Month (I usually don't forget it as it is my favorite month besides September)
"No other group in America has so had their identity socialized out of existence as have black women... When black people are talked about the focus tends to be on black men; and when women are talked about the focus tends to be on white women."
Bell Hooks (Author, Feminist)
"We need somebody who's got the heart, the empathy, to recognize what it's like to be a young teenage mom, the empathy to understand what it's like to be poor or African-American or gay or disabled or old - and that's the criterion by which I'll be selecting my judges."
Barack Obama (The First Black President)
"Genius is an African who dreams up snow."
Vladimir Nabokov (Novelist)
And a recipe for good measure!!
7-Up Apple Dumplings recipe
makes: 10 Servings
2 c Sugar
10 Large apples
1 ts Cinnamon
1 Can biscuits
1/2 ts Nutmeg
1 ts Nutmeg
1 Stick butter
1 ts Cinnamon
20 oz 7-up
12 Butter
In saucepan combine first group of sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, butter and the
7- up.
Heat until melted, set aside.
Peel and core apples, separate dough from 1 can biscuits. Separate and roll out each biscuit individually and place 1 apple in each.
Combine second group of sugar, cinnamon and nutmeg.
Sprinkle 1 tsp. of this mixture in center of each apple along with 2 T.
butter.
Fold biscuit around apple and pinch dough. Put dumplings in 9 x 13"
pan. Pour sauce over each dumpling.
Bake at 375 degrees for 45 minutes.
Some Websites ^^
http://www.alterfin.com/dominique/
http://virtualfunzone.com/literally-live-pictures.html
TWO news item that are too good to wait for the news blog!
Meet the first LEGALLY GENDERLESS person. It is named Norrie May-Welby and is from Australia. A VERY interesting article, I think. I hope you enjoy it.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/03/16/2010-03-16_no_sex_for_me_please_extranssexual_briton_is_first_legally_genderless_person.html
I personally love Archaeology and so I am incredibly interested in this article about a 4,000 year old cemetery discovered in the middle of a desert in Tibet.
http://www.theage.com.au/world/desert-riddle-unearthed-ancient-western-boat-people-20100316-qcks.html
You get not one, not two, but FOUR pictures for the day!!
HELLO KIDNEY!
I wanna place a bet of $100 on the Count von Count!
Mona Lisa never looked so tasty!
I love BioShock! ^^
A few Quotes I really like
"Achievement of your happiness is the only moral purpose of your life, and that happiness, not pain or mindless self-indulgence, is the proof of your moral integrity, since it is the proof and the result of your loyalty to the achievement of your values."
Ayn Rand (Objectivist)
"Eloquent speech is not from lip to ear, but rather from heart to heart."
William Jennings Bryan (Lawyer)
and in honor of Women's History month a few quotes on women.
"No longer should women be denied the right to vote, no longer should women be treated as second class citizens, no longer should women not be allowed to be a citizen at all."
Ginny B. Waite (Female Politician)
"We women must listen to our inner voice. It is easier for women to do this as they are not afraid to say what they feel."
Indra Devi (a Disciple of Sri Tirumalai Krishnamacharya)
"Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in sexual terms, define Lesbian as sex between women."
Rita Mae Brown (Author)
And, because I COMPLETELY spaced African-American History Month (I usually don't forget it as it is my favorite month besides September)
"No other group in America has so had their identity socialized out of existence as have black women... When black people are talked about the focus tends to be on black men; and when women are talked about the focus tends to be on white women."
Bell Hooks (Author, Feminist)
"We need somebody who's got the heart, the empathy, to recognize what it's like to be a young teenage mom, the empathy to understand what it's like to be poor or African-American or gay or disabled or old - and that's the criterion by which I'll be selecting my judges."
Barack Obama (The First Black President)
"Genius is an African who dreams up snow."
Vladimir Nabokov (Novelist)
And a recipe for good measure!!
7-Up Apple Dumplings recipe
makes: 10 Servings
2 c Sugar
10 Large apples
1 ts Cinnamon
1 Can biscuits
1/2 ts Nutmeg
1 ts Nutmeg
1 Stick butter
1 ts Cinnamon
20 oz 7-up
12 Butter
In saucepan combine first group of sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, butter and the
7- up.
Heat until melted, set aside.
Peel and core apples, separate dough from 1 can biscuits. Separate and roll out each biscuit individually and place 1 apple in each.
Combine second group of sugar, cinnamon and nutmeg.
Sprinkle 1 tsp. of this mixture in center of each apple along with 2 T.
butter.
Fold biscuit around apple and pinch dough. Put dumplings in 9 x 13"
pan. Pour sauce over each dumpling.
Bake at 375 degrees for 45 minutes.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Hari Krishna Loves You
Apparently there is a lot of Penis in the news today. O.O I don't quite know what to do about this. So I'll just give it to you hard... I mean STRAIGHT! Agh! The penis is going to my head!
Two articles on Penises:
First a guy gets his penis stuck in a metal pipe.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808171-mans-penis-freed-from-metal-pipe-with-industrial-grinder
Iguana Penis Saga. I didn't know that an Iguana could have a Penis Saga?!
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/35595-happy-end-to-iguana-penis-saga
And now on to other, slightly less awkward articles. Well, less awkward than penis articles. Right?
This guard with INSANE ideas was fired. I wonder why? You have to read this to believe it.
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/031610dnmetjailguard.3d93cdf.html
Eating Bananas might help prevent HIV.
http://www.mnn.com/lifestyle/health/stories/bananas-prevent-hiv-infection
A 13 year old boy was stabbed in a library. Several other articles are in this one.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/nypd_blotter/nypd_daily_blotter_ZIDMBpp2YzWnJh01OsJIgM
The Dowager Duchess of St. Albans had a VERY colorful past. A VERY interesting article nonetheless.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/7450767/The-Dowager-Duchess-of-St-Albans.html
Two men were killed in a freak accident whilst moving a windmill.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/two-men-killed-after-windmill-they-were-moving-hit-powerlines/story-e6frf7jo-1225841401952
Your song for the day is "Good Day" by TallyHall. I really, really like this song.
Two articles on Penises:
First a guy gets his penis stuck in a metal pipe.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808171-mans-penis-freed-from-metal-pipe-with-industrial-grinder
Iguana Penis Saga. I didn't know that an Iguana could have a Penis Saga?!
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/35595-happy-end-to-iguana-penis-saga
And now on to other, slightly less awkward articles. Well, less awkward than penis articles. Right?
This guard with INSANE ideas was fired. I wonder why? You have to read this to believe it.
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/031610dnmetjailguard.3d93cdf.html
Eating Bananas might help prevent HIV.
http://www.mnn.com/lifestyle/health/stories/bananas-prevent-hiv-infection
A 13 year old boy was stabbed in a library. Several other articles are in this one.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/nypd_blotter/nypd_daily_blotter_ZIDMBpp2YzWnJh01OsJIgM
The Dowager Duchess of St. Albans had a VERY colorful past. A VERY interesting article nonetheless.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/7450767/The-Dowager-Duchess-of-St-Albans.html
Two men were killed in a freak accident whilst moving a windmill.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/two-men-killed-after-windmill-they-were-moving-hit-powerlines/story-e6frf7jo-1225841401952
Your song for the day is "Good Day" by TallyHall. I really, really like this song.
Things I didn't find until after I had already posted. ^^
In China, Eleven RARE Siberian Tigers have died from starvation. This is devastating news for this endangered species.
www.csmonitor.com/From-the-news-wires/2010/0313/Siberian-tigers-starved-to-death-in-Chinese-Zoo
A Photo for the Day: This is a picture of, my SECOND favorite president, President Barack Obama steps off the stage after speaking about health care reform on Monday at Walter F. Ehrnfelt Recreation and Senior Center in Strongsville, Ohio.
An ancient skull, belonging to a type of meat-eating amphibian, was found near the Pittsburgh International Airport!
www.livescience.com/animals/early-terrestrial-fossil-amphibian-100315.html
Scientists have discovered that there is INDEED life beneath the Ice in Antarctica.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100315/ap_on_sc/us_sci_antarctica_sea_life
Let's support this!! It is a new device to help protect women from Rape. Read the article and leave me comments!!
http://www.antirape.co.za/intro.htm
An Estonian Singer singing about Tea Parties... ^^
Kerli - Tea Party - Official Music Video
KERLI | MySpace Music Videos
www.csmonitor.com/From-the-news-wires/2010/0313/Siberian-tigers-starved-to-death-in-Chinese-Zoo
A Photo for the Day: This is a picture of, my SECOND favorite president, President Barack Obama steps off the stage after speaking about health care reform on Monday at Walter F. Ehrnfelt Recreation and Senior Center in Strongsville, Ohio.
An ancient skull, belonging to a type of meat-eating amphibian, was found near the Pittsburgh International Airport!
www.livescience.com/animals/early-terrestrial-fossil-amphibian-100315.html
Scientists have discovered that there is INDEED life beneath the Ice in Antarctica.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100315/ap_on_sc/us_sci_antarctica_sea_life
Let's support this!! It is a new device to help protect women from Rape. Read the article and leave me comments!!
http://www.antirape.co.za/intro.htm
An Estonian Singer singing about Tea Parties... ^^
Kerli - Tea Party - Official Music Video
KERLI | MySpace Music Videos
Monday, March 15, 2010
My Name is NOT Susan
Whitney Houston song for the DAY
This is your news, read and arm yourselves with knowledge
Nujood Ali. She is 10 years old. And she is Divorced.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2010-03-15/divorced-at-age-10/
More Howard Stern Controversy. What? You thought he was dead or something? Unfortunately no. He has a few harsh words for Gabourey Sidibe, the star of "Precious".
http://www.bvnewswire.com/2010/03/15/gabourey-sidibe-mom-howard-stern/
The shortest man in the world died at the age of 21.
http://www.aolnews.com/2010/03/15/worlds-shortest-man-dies/19400471/
A wild wolverine, the only known wild one, was found dead in Michigan.
http://www.wtol.com/global/story.asp?s=12143672
And for some reason a bunch of Thai people are going to protest by spilling blood. Their own.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/03/16/2846703.htm?section=world
There is a Vampire in Florida. He wants to be president.
http://www.wtsp.com/news/mostpop/story.aspx?storyid=127365&provider=top
In a "homicidal mood"? Threaten a parent with bone-cutting scissors
http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/story.aspx?storyid=127324&catid=58
A Dog swallows a Diamond.
http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/pets/2010/03/13/2010-03-13_golden_retriever_swallows_20000_diamond.html
A RECIPE FOR YOU ALL TO TRY!
Whole Wheat Blueberry Muffins
2 cups of whole wheat flour
1 cup of all-purpose flour
1 Tbsp baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
10 Tbsp unsalted butter (1 1/4 stick), softened
1 cup sugar
2 large eggs
1 1/2 cup plain yogurt
1 teaspoon grated lemon peel
1 1/2 cups blueberries
1 Tbsp flour (if using defrosted frozen berries)
1/4 cup of brown sugar
Adjust the oven rack to the middle-lower part of the oven. Preheat oven to 375°F.
Whisk together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt and set aside.
In a large mixing bowl, cream butter and one cup white sugar together, beating until fluffy. Add eggs one at a time, beating until incorporated after each one. Beat in the grated lemon peel.
Beat in one half of the dry ingredients until just incorporated. Beat in one third of the yogurt. Beat in half of the remaining dry ingredients. Beat in a second third of the yogurt. Beat in the remaining dry ingredients and then the remaining yogurt. Again be careful to beat until just incorporated. Do not over beat. Fold in the berries. If you are using frozen berries, defrost them first, drain the excess liquid, and then coat them in a light dusting of flour.
Use standard 12-muffin muffin tins. Coat each muffin cup lightly with olive oil or grapeseed oil using a pastry brush, or with a little butter. Or use one of those convenient vegetable oil sprays. Distribute the muffin dough equally among the cups. Bake until muffins are golden brown, about 25 to 30 minutes. Sprinkle tops with brown sugar. Set on wire rack to cool for 5 minutes. Remove muffins from the tin and serve slightly warm.
This is your news, read and arm yourselves with knowledge
Nujood Ali. She is 10 years old. And she is Divorced.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2010-03-15/divorced-at-age-10/
More Howard Stern Controversy. What? You thought he was dead or something? Unfortunately no. He has a few harsh words for Gabourey Sidibe, the star of "Precious".
http://www.bvnewswire.com/2010/03/15/gabourey-sidibe-mom-howard-stern/
The shortest man in the world died at the age of 21.
http://www.aolnews.com/2010/03/15/worlds-shortest-man-dies/19400471/
A wild wolverine, the only known wild one, was found dead in Michigan.
http://www.wtol.com/global/story.asp?s=12143672
And for some reason a bunch of Thai people are going to protest by spilling blood. Their own.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/03/16/2846703.htm?section=world
There is a Vampire in Florida. He wants to be president.
http://www.wtsp.com/news/mostpop/story.aspx?storyid=127365&provider=top
In a "homicidal mood"? Threaten a parent with bone-cutting scissors
http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/story.aspx?storyid=127324&catid=58
A Dog swallows a Diamond.
http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/pets/2010/03/13/2010-03-13_golden_retriever_swallows_20000_diamond.html
A RECIPE FOR YOU ALL TO TRY!
Whole Wheat Blueberry Muffins
2 cups of whole wheat flour
1 cup of all-purpose flour
1 Tbsp baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
10 Tbsp unsalted butter (1 1/4 stick), softened
1 cup sugar
2 large eggs
1 1/2 cup plain yogurt
1 teaspoon grated lemon peel
1 1/2 cups blueberries
1 Tbsp flour (if using defrosted frozen berries)
1/4 cup of brown sugar
Adjust the oven rack to the middle-lower part of the oven. Preheat oven to 375°F.
Whisk together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt and set aside.
In a large mixing bowl, cream butter and one cup white sugar together, beating until fluffy. Add eggs one at a time, beating until incorporated after each one. Beat in the grated lemon peel.
Beat in one half of the dry ingredients until just incorporated. Beat in one third of the yogurt. Beat in half of the remaining dry ingredients. Beat in a second third of the yogurt. Beat in the remaining dry ingredients and then the remaining yogurt. Again be careful to beat until just incorporated. Do not over beat. Fold in the berries. If you are using frozen berries, defrost them first, drain the excess liquid, and then coat them in a light dusting of flour.
Use standard 12-muffin muffin tins. Coat each muffin cup lightly with olive oil or grapeseed oil using a pastry brush, or with a little butter. Or use one of those convenient vegetable oil sprays. Distribute the muffin dough equally among the cups. Bake until muffins are golden brown, about 25 to 30 minutes. Sprinkle tops with brown sugar. Set on wire rack to cool for 5 minutes. Remove muffins from the tin and serve slightly warm.
Sunday, March 14, 2010
I am the Hazelnut, You are the Walnut, We are the Walrus...
Okay, so I was stumbling (as I usually do now-a-days) and I came across this chart. It is all about what kind of Tree were you born under. Anyway, I thought my tree described me almost to a T. Hazelnut, btw. That was my tree. Though I wouldn't call myself extraordinary. Donnie's (which would be Walnut) also described him pretty well. However, it didn't describe my brother very well. There were a few things it had right and several it had wrong. And it was COMPLETELY off base with my sister except for like two things, but hey, it's fun and kind of cool. ^^
Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree
Jan 02 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 - Beech Tree
APPLE TREE (the Love) - of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.
ASH TREE (the Ambition) - uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over the heart, but takes partnership very seriously.
BEECH TREE (the Creative) - has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)
BIRCH TREE (the inspiration) - vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.
CEDAR TREE (the Confidence) - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.
CHESTNUT TREE (the Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.
CYPRESS TREE (the Faithfulness) - strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.
ELM TREE (the Noble-mindedness) - pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.
FIG TREE (the Sensibility) - very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.
FIR TREE (the Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, discontented lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.
HAZELNUT TREE (the Extraordinary) - charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgment.
HORNBEAM TREE (the Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.
LIME TREE (the Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous but loyal.
MAPLE TREE (Independence of Mind) - no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.
OAK TREE (the Brave) - robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.
OLIVE TREE (the Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.
PINE TREE (the Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.
POPLAR TREE (the Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, not very self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.
ROWAN TREE (the Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.
WALNUT TREE (the Passion) - unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.
WEEPING WILLOW (the Melancholy) - beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.
Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree
Jan 02 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 - Beech Tree
APPLE TREE (the Love) - of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.
ASH TREE (the Ambition) - uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over the heart, but takes partnership very seriously.
BEECH TREE (the Creative) - has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)
BIRCH TREE (the inspiration) - vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.
CEDAR TREE (the Confidence) - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.
CHESTNUT TREE (the Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.
CYPRESS TREE (the Faithfulness) - strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.
ELM TREE (the Noble-mindedness) - pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.
FIG TREE (the Sensibility) - very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.
FIR TREE (the Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, discontented lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.
HAZELNUT TREE (the Extraordinary) - charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgment.
HORNBEAM TREE (the Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.
LIME TREE (the Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous but loyal.
MAPLE TREE (Independence of Mind) - no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.
OAK TREE (the Brave) - robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.
OLIVE TREE (the Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.
PINE TREE (the Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.
POPLAR TREE (the Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, not very self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.
ROWAN TREE (the Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.
WALNUT TREE (the Passion) - unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.
WEEPING WILLOW (the Melancholy) - beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.
My Cause for the Day
Current Mood: Cold
Okay, as you all know I go looking for news to post here on the blog. Well I found an article that has disturbed me to the point of wanting to throw up. And I would sincerely like to try and get something (ANYTHING) going to help out with this situation, no matter how far from here it may be.
There are two little girls. One is 8 and one is 10. These girls have been COURT ORDERED to spend weekends with their father. Why is this a bad thing? Because their father is a registered sex offender who was arrested for Child Pornography. The judge apparently thinks things will be fine as long as the girls have a door with a lock on it. Of course, what if he picks the lock? Or he has a key? Plus these girls don't want to be anywhere near their father, because they are afraid of what he will do.
http://www.news.com.au/national/girls-ordered-to-spend-weekends-with-sex-offender-father/story-e6frfkvr-1225840653601
I don't know what we could do, but I want to try, because that isn't right.
In other news:
A S. African Prostitute is trying to go to court over being unfairly dismissed. Yep you read right, she was involved in illegal activity, but she still wants her job.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7430259/South-African-prostitute-goes-to-court-over-unfair-dismissal.html
A bridesmaid's dress was stolen from her car a few hours before her friend's wedding.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100313/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_bridesmaid_s_dress_stolen
And lastly, the police are on the hunt for a renegade knitter. Yep, that's right, RENEGADE KNITTER.
www.metro.co.uk/weird/816969-police-hunt-the-midnight-knitter-wool-graffiti-bandit
You're song is HONEY BY KARA!! I love this song. ^^
Okay, as you all know I go looking for news to post here on the blog. Well I found an article that has disturbed me to the point of wanting to throw up. And I would sincerely like to try and get something (ANYTHING) going to help out with this situation, no matter how far from here it may be.
There are two little girls. One is 8 and one is 10. These girls have been COURT ORDERED to spend weekends with their father. Why is this a bad thing? Because their father is a registered sex offender who was arrested for Child Pornography. The judge apparently thinks things will be fine as long as the girls have a door with a lock on it. Of course, what if he picks the lock? Or he has a key? Plus these girls don't want to be anywhere near their father, because they are afraid of what he will do.
http://www.news.com.au/national/girls-ordered-to-spend-weekends-with-sex-offender-father/story-e6frfkvr-1225840653601
I don't know what we could do, but I want to try, because that isn't right.
In other news:
A S. African Prostitute is trying to go to court over being unfairly dismissed. Yep you read right, she was involved in illegal activity, but she still wants her job.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7430259/South-African-prostitute-goes-to-court-over-unfair-dismissal.html
A bridesmaid's dress was stolen from her car a few hours before her friend's wedding.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100313/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_bridesmaid_s_dress_stolen
And lastly, the police are on the hunt for a renegade knitter. Yep, that's right, RENEGADE KNITTER.
www.metro.co.uk/weird/816969-police-hunt-the-midnight-knitter-wool-graffiti-bandit
You're song is HONEY BY KARA!! I love this song. ^^
Saturday, March 13, 2010
I want a piece of Toast.
Current mood: Awake
Working on Episode 31, just so everyone knows. Will have it up soon. ^^
Hustler Magazine is a very sick magazine, in case you didn't already know. They wanted nude photos of (get this) a young woman's decapitated corpse for their magazine.
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2010/03/11/Hustler-loses-bid-for-crime-scene-photos/UPI-76791268340399/
A sex offender has finally been caught after 33 years.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35849455/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/
A man bought a guinea pig. Why? You may ask? Well, to skin it and keep it's head for ornament of course.
http://www.nvdaily.com/news/2010/03/man-charged-with-animal-cruelty-to-guinea-pig.php
A funeral parlor's van was towed. With a body still in it!
http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/03/12/funeral.home.minivan.towed/index.html?hpt=T2
A young teacher was found dead in Anchorage Alaska. They think she may have been eaten by wolves.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35823039/ns/us_news-life/
The news is depressing, how about a little music?
Working on Episode 31, just so everyone knows. Will have it up soon. ^^
Hustler Magazine is a very sick magazine, in case you didn't already know. They wanted nude photos of (get this) a young woman's decapitated corpse for their magazine.
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2010/03/11/Hustler-loses-bid-for-crime-scene-photos/UPI-76791268340399/
A sex offender has finally been caught after 33 years.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35849455/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/
A man bought a guinea pig. Why? You may ask? Well, to skin it and keep it's head for ornament of course.
http://www.nvdaily.com/news/2010/03/man-charged-with-animal-cruelty-to-guinea-pig.php
A funeral parlor's van was towed. With a body still in it!
http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/03/12/funeral.home.minivan.towed/index.html?hpt=T2
A young teacher was found dead in Anchorage Alaska. They think she may have been eaten by wolves.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35823039/ns/us_news-life/
The news is depressing, how about a little music?
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Mommy, I want a Mermaid!
A quote for the day.
"Thy kiss is comfortless as frozen water to a starved snake." Troilus and Cressida by Shakespeare
So, let's start with the news.
Female reporters in foreign countries don't feel like women. They feel like a "third sex". Confusing? A little, but quite understandable none the less
http://www.cbc.ca/arts/media/story/2010/03/11/female-reporters-cbc.html
In Thailand there are people who believe that tattoos give you super powers. If they are the right tattoo that is.
http://edition.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/03/11/thailand.tattoos/index.html
This is hilarious, try it out! http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html
A Senior girl's Senior prom was canceled because she is a Lesbian and wanted to go with her girlfriend wearing a tux. Lawsuit pending.
http://m.clarionledger.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100311/NEWS/100311012/-1/WAP&template=wapart
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_lesbian_prom_date
A man breaks into a church to watch Porn. Don't believe me?
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/WaterCooler/wireStory?id=10066362
A baby elephant dies during 9 days of traumatic labor, but a live baby elephant is born. Zombie maybe?
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=10070163
A young woman gets suspended from school for NOT taking drugs. Yep, the world just got turned upside down.
http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2010/03/another_dumbass_school_officia.php
And a Piano teacher is being charged with having Child Porn. He was already a sex offender.
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/piano-teacher-faces-child-porn-charges-031010
And now a song. Today's song has nothing to do with my quote or the title of the blog, but I thought that the title was funny. ^^ Anyway, I am slightly addicted to this song right now, don't know why.
"Thy kiss is comfortless as frozen water to a starved snake." Troilus and Cressida by Shakespeare
So, let's start with the news.
Female reporters in foreign countries don't feel like women. They feel like a "third sex". Confusing? A little, but quite understandable none the less
http://www.cbc.ca/arts/media/story/2010/03/11/female-reporters-cbc.html
In Thailand there are people who believe that tattoos give you super powers. If they are the right tattoo that is.
http://edition.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/03/11/thailand.tattoos/index.html
This is hilarious, try it out! http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html
A Senior girl's Senior prom was canceled because she is a Lesbian and wanted to go with her girlfriend wearing a tux. Lawsuit pending.
http://m.clarionledger.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100311/NEWS/100311012/-1/WAP&template=wapart
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_lesbian_prom_date
A man breaks into a church to watch Porn. Don't believe me?
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/WaterCooler/wireStory?id=10066362
A baby elephant dies during 9 days of traumatic labor, but a live baby elephant is born. Zombie maybe?
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=10070163
A young woman gets suspended from school for NOT taking drugs. Yep, the world just got turned upside down.
http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2010/03/another_dumbass_school_officia.php
And a Piano teacher is being charged with having Child Porn. He was already a sex offender.
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/piano-teacher-faces-child-porn-charges-031010
And now a song. Today's song has nothing to do with my quote or the title of the blog, but I thought that the title was funny. ^^ Anyway, I am slightly addicted to this song right now, don't know why.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
A Few Interesting Bits
MATTHEW ERIC WRINKLES
December 11, 2009
Last Meal: Wrinkles had a final meal request of a prime rib with a "loaded" baked potato, pork chops with steak fries, two salads with ranch dressing and rolls.
This Website promotes T-Shirts of people's hairstyles.
http://hirsutehistory.com/
A great Website with ALL sorts of Recipes for every person. I love Tastespotting!
www.tastespotting.com/
A rather Drunk Australia careened through the continents and has ended up upside down and wedged in the North Atlantic Ocean.
http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/australia.shtml
When you think about dying, how do you picture yourself going? I kind of hope it is in my sleep so I don't know it happened. That's just me personally.
Well this guy, Bernd Jürgen Brandes decided that dying in your sleep was just too passé. Instead he opted for the getting stabbed multiple times, having his penis cut off and eaten, and partially eating some of his penis himself. Its true.
Armin Meiwes was a murderer and a cannibal. Now he is a vegetarian. Oh the irony.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes
The Girl with the Rose Red Slippers (An Egyptian Myth, possibly the first version of Cinderella ever told)
In the last days of Ancient Egypt, not many years before the country was conquered by the Persians, she was ruled by a Pharaoh called Amasis. So as to strengthen his country against the threat of invasion by Cyrus of Persia, who was conquering all the known world, he welcomed as many Greeks as wished to trade with or settle in Egypt, and gave them a city called Naucratis to be entirely their own.
In Naucratis, not far from the mouth of the Nile that flows into the sea at Canopus, there lived a wealthy Greek merchant called Charaxos. His true home was in the island of Lesbos, and the famous poetess Sappho was his sister; but he had spent most of his life trading with Egypt, and in his old age he settled at Naucratis.
One day when he was walking in the marketplace he saw a great crowd gathered round the place where the slaves were sold. Out of curiosity he pushed his way into their midst, and found that everyone was looking at a beautiful girl who had just been set up on the stone rostrum to be sold.
She was obviously a Greek with white skin and cheeks like blushing roses, and Charaxos caught his breath - for he had never seen anyone so lovely.
Consequently, when the bidding began, Charaxos determined to buy her and, being one of the wealthiest merchants in all Naucratis, he did so without much difficulty.
When he had bought the girl, he discovered that her name was Rhodopis and that she had been carried away by pirates from her home in the north of Greece when she was a child. They had sold her to a rich man who employed many slaves on the island of Samos, and she had grown up there, one of her fellow slaves being an ugly little man called Aesop who was always kind to her and told her the most entrancing stories and fables about animals and birds and human beings.
But when she was grown up, her master wished to make some money out of so beautiful a girl and had sent her to rich Naucratis to be sold.
Charaxos listened to her tale and pitied her deeply. Indeed very soon he became quite besotted about her. He gave her a lovely house to live in, with a garden in the middle of it, and slave girls to attend on her. He heaped her with presents of jewels and beautiful clothes, and spoiled her as if she had been his own daughter.
One day a strange thing happened as Rhodopis was bathing in the marble-edged pool in her secret garden. The slave-girls were holding her clothes and guarding her jeweled girdle and her rose-red slippers of which she was particularly proud, while she lazed in the cool water - for a summer's day even in the north of Egypt grows very hot about noon.
Suddenly when all seemed quiet and peaceful, an eagle came swooping down out of the clear blue sky - down, straight down as if to attack the little group by the pool. The slave-girls dropped everything they were holding and fled shrieking to hide among the trees and flowers of the garden; and Rhodopis rose from the water and stood with her back against the marble fountain at one end of it, gazing with wide, startled eyes.
But the eagle paid no attention to any of them. Instead, it swooped right down and picked up one of her rose-red slippers in its talons. Then it soared up into the air again on its great wings and, still carrying the slipper, flew away to the south over the valley of the Nile.
Rhodopis wept at the loss of her rose-red slipper, feeling sure that she would never see it again, and sorry also to have lost anything that Charaxos had given to her.
But the eagle seemed to have been sent by the gods - perhaps by Horus himself whose sacred bird he was. For he flew straight up the Nile to Memphis and then swooped, down towards the palace.
At that hour Pharaoh Amasis sat in the great courtyard doing justice to his people and hearing any complaints that they wished to bring.
Down over the courtyard swooped the eagle and dropped the rose-red slipper of Rhodopis into Pharaoh's lap.
The people cried out in surprise when they saw, this, and Amasis too was much taken aback. But, as he took up the little rose-red slipper and admired the delicate workmanship and the tiny size of it, he felt that the girl for whose foot it was made must indeed be one of the loveliest in the world.
Indeed Amasis the Pharaoh was so moved by what had happened that he issued a decree:
"Let my messengers go forth through all the cities of the Delta and, if need be, into Upper Egypt to the very borders of my kingdom. Let them take with them this rose-red slipper which the divine bird of Horus has brought to me, and let them declare that her from whose foot this slipper came shall be the bride of Pharaoh!"
Then the messengers prostrated themselves crying, 'Life, health, strength be to Pharaoh! Pharaoh has spoken and his command shall be obeyed!'
So they set forth from Memphis and went by way of Heliopolis and Tanis and Canopus until they came to Naucratis. Here they heard of the rich merchant Charaxos and of how he had bought the beautiful Greek girl in the slave market, and how he was lavishing all his wealth upon her as if she had been a princess put in his care by the gods.
So they went to the great house beside the Nile and found Rhodopis in the quiet garden beside the pool.
When they showed her the rose-red slipper she cried out in surprise that it was hers. She held out her foot so that they could see how well it fitted her; and she bade one of the slave girls fetch the pair to it which she had kept carefully in memory of her strange adventure with the eagle.
Then the messengers knew that this was the girl whom Pharaoh had sent them to find, and they knelt before her and said, 'The good god Pharaoh Amasis - life, health, strength be to him! - bids you come with all speed to his palace at Memphis. There you shall be treated with all honor and given a high place in his Royal House of Women: for he believes that Horus the son of Isis and Osiris sent that eagle to bring the rose-red slipper and cause him to search for you.'
Such a command could not be disobeyed. Rhodopis bade farewell to Charaxos, who was torn between joy at her good fortune and sorrow at his loss, and set out for Memphis.
And when Amasis saw her beauty, he was sure that the gods had sent her to him. He did not merely take her into his Royal House of Women, he made her his Queen and the Royal Lady of Egypt. And they lived happily together for the rest of their lives and died a year before the coming of Ambyses the Persian.
Snow Ice Cream (A Recipe)
First, bundle up and go outside to gather up some fresh snow. Make sure that it’s not yellow! (There are a lot of dogs in my neighborhood so I have to be extra careful).
Ingredients:
• 8 cups snow (lightly packed)
• 1 (14-ounce) can sweetened condensed milk
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• Sprinkle of cinnamon
Lightly pack snow in to serving bowls. Mix the condensed milk and vanilla in a separate bowl. Pour on top of your snowballs, mix to combine, and add a dash of cinnamon if you wish. Serve immediately!
Crazy Picture of the Day!
A Terrible World We Live In
So you get 2 songs today! Yes, you have been an especially good audience and we reward such good behaviour with songs.
Song #1 is Vorbei by Christina Stürmer
Song #2 is Starstrukk by 3OH!3 feat. Katy Perry (I fucking love this song, btw) Unfortunately you can't see it here, because the video won't allow embedding. However here is the link! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvf--10EYXw
ENJOY!
Today's news is incredibly depressing, so you have been forewarned.
Marvell Scott, a former sportscaster, is being charged with soliciting two underage prostitutes and then raping the youngest of the two. He claims he was helping them, because they were in distress.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2010/02/24/2010-02-24_marvell_scott__charged_with_raping_14yearold_hooker_claims_he_tried_to_help_not_.html
A Transportation Security Agency worker has been arrested for Child Rape (this sounds familiar...). He gave his 14 year old victim (again, this sounds incredibly familiar) the nickname "Kitten". She was a friend of his 14 year old daughter.
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1238602
Andrew Grande, also known as Dustin Michaels, a homosexual porn star, died after being tasered by police. Did he die from the tasering? No, he died from choking on the baggie of pot he swallowed. There is a video of his death on this website. I don't suggest watching it as it is REAL and there is a REAL PERSON dying. If you want to watch feel free, I couldn't do it.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/03/09/2010-03-09_cops_taser_kill_gay_porn_star_dustin_michaels_as_video_cameras_roll.html
A 300-pound cast-bronze sculpture of a woman has been stolen from a garden next to The Four Corners Art Center in Rhode Island.
http://www.projo.com/news/content/TIVERTON_STOLEN_EMBRACE_03-10-10_D0HNJJ8_v14.3a6606d.html
BIG NEWS: Corey Haim (One of the famous Coreys) was found dead this morning at the age of 38.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/10/corey-haim-dead-died-death-lapd-overdose-corey-feldman-lost-boys-two-coreys/
A Litchfield County Killer attempted to check himself out of the Mental Hospital, violating his parole.
http://www.registercitizen.com/articles/2010/03/10/news/doc4b972fb9cfaa4490161167.txt
And lastly, a police officer is under investigation for blogging about his penile exploits. He apparently enjoys rubbing his penis against police cars, punching people in the mouth, shaking hands with dead men and dealing with horny women. Did we mention he is Swedish?
http://www.thelocal.se/25436/20100309/
Song #1 is Vorbei by Christina Stürmer
Song #2 is Starstrukk by 3OH!3 feat. Katy Perry (I fucking love this song, btw) Unfortunately you can't see it here, because the video won't allow embedding. However here is the link! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvf--10EYXw
ENJOY!
Today's news is incredibly depressing, so you have been forewarned.
Marvell Scott, a former sportscaster, is being charged with soliciting two underage prostitutes and then raping the youngest of the two. He claims he was helping them, because they were in distress.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2010/02/24/2010-02-24_marvell_scott__charged_with_raping_14yearold_hooker_claims_he_tried_to_help_not_.html
A Transportation Security Agency worker has been arrested for Child Rape (this sounds familiar...). He gave his 14 year old victim (again, this sounds incredibly familiar) the nickname "Kitten". She was a friend of his 14 year old daughter.
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1238602
Andrew Grande, also known as Dustin Michaels, a homosexual porn star, died after being tasered by police. Did he die from the tasering? No, he died from choking on the baggie of pot he swallowed. There is a video of his death on this website. I don't suggest watching it as it is REAL and there is a REAL PERSON dying. If you want to watch feel free, I couldn't do it.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/03/09/2010-03-09_cops_taser_kill_gay_porn_star_dustin_michaels_as_video_cameras_roll.html
A 300-pound cast-bronze sculpture of a woman has been stolen from a garden next to The Four Corners Art Center in Rhode Island.
http://www.projo.com/news/content/TIVERTON_STOLEN_EMBRACE_03-10-10_D0HNJJ8_v14.3a6606d.html
BIG NEWS: Corey Haim (One of the famous Coreys) was found dead this morning at the age of 38.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/10/corey-haim-dead-died-death-lapd-overdose-corey-feldman-lost-boys-two-coreys/
A Litchfield County Killer attempted to check himself out of the Mental Hospital, violating his parole.
http://www.registercitizen.com/articles/2010/03/10/news/doc4b972fb9cfaa4490161167.txt
And lastly, a police officer is under investigation for blogging about his penile exploits. He apparently enjoys rubbing his penis against police cars, punching people in the mouth, shaking hands with dead men and dealing with horny women. Did we mention he is Swedish?
http://www.thelocal.se/25436/20100309/
Tuesday, March 09, 2010
Jeremy (AKA: The Massive Pic Blog)
Pearl Jam's "Jeremy". Good Song, I had never heard it before today, but thanks to Fawn and Donnie I have and I like it a lot. Let's see what you guys think. ^^
Hooray Pictures!! Enjoy!!
This is a Kitty TOY, not an actual Kitty... but it is SO cute!! ^^
This is Adolf Hitler as a baby. Such a serious baby, don't you think? Who knew he would grow up to kill millions of people?
This is a Black footed Ferret. And they are almost extinct. They are the only ferrets native to the United States and are rapidly decreasing. They were actually thought extinct until one day a shepherd dog brought one to its owner.
This is a Chinese Dog. She adopted those tiger cubs that were abandoned by their mother. I think it is SO sweet that she is nursing them with her own puppies!
This is what happens when a Leopard decides to attack a Porcupine.
Marilyn Monroe as a young woman named Norma Jean.
For those of you who don't know, this is making a joke about the fact that the only person whose career survived Star Wars was Harrison Ford's. Well everyone still had a career but NONE of them became nearly as famous.
Poor Dorothy!
Polar Bear Attack!!
Princess Leia Rocks my Socks
The Cast of Star Wars. The only person missing is Anthony Daniels who played C3-PO (human cyborg relations)
Princess Leia got GROPED!!
My beautiful Marilyn Monroe
And now a Recipe!
BANANA BREAD WAFFLES
1 3/4 cups Flour
2 tsp Baking Powder
1 1/2 tbsp Sugar
1/2 tsp Salt
1/4 tsp Baking Soda
1 Tbsp Cinnamon
1 pinch of Freshly Grated Nutmeg
3 Eggs
2 sticks Butter, melted
1 1/2 cups Buttermilk
1/2 tbsp Vanilla
3 Ripe Bananas, chopped
1/2 cup Pecans, toasted and chopped
In a large bowl whisk first 7 ingredients together.
In a small bowl mix eggs, butter, buttermilk and vanilla. Add in bananas
Add the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients and stir..but don't over stir. It is good to have lumps. Fold in the pecans.
Cook according to your waffle iron directions.
Top with sliced bananas and chopped pecans if desired!
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