News of the J-Rock persuasion...

Current mood: Catalyzed

Yeah, so I have been slacking... sorry people, I have had sooooooooooooooo much go on these past few months. But I promise now, I will keep you up to date the best that I can.

Let's get started, shall we?

Alice Nine has a new look... ain't it hot?



DaizyStripper will be releasing a new single on the 3rd March 2010. Not many details are known as of yet, but I will tell you all something as soon as I know more.

BIG NEWS! My beloved Jun-berry... my beloved Phantasmagoria... have re-united... I am so happy. They’ve also just announced the release of 2 new CDs!

The first one is 「Seeds of Brain」, which is a “RARE TRACKS MINI ALBUM”. Apparently, the band has recorded some songs in 2006~2007 which have never been released so far, and they’ll be featured on that mini-album. It will be released on the 10th of March and cost 2100 yen. The tracklist is:

01. Seeds of Brain
02. Cry…
03. Desperate Resolution for my Soul..
04. My Mental State… (A new recording / bonus track by KISAKI + Riku)

The second release is a new single entitled 「Diamond Dust」 which will also be released on the 10th of March, this time for 2625 yen though. It seems that before the decision about stopping their activites, Phantasmagoria was planning to go major and the major debut single was supposed to be 「神歌」. 「Diamond Dust」 is a coupling track which was going to be featured on that single. The single’s tracklist is as follows:

01. Diamond Dust
02. Diamond Dust (Instrumental)

It will also feauture a bonus DVD with a 30-minutes-long footage from 首都制圧 (Shitto Seiatsu)

They also have a new look!!!!



Jun looks great.
Riku looks like Riku.
Iori looks fucking hot as fuck.
Matoi... er... got back to the blue and black hair dude.
Kisaki... you finally have color back in your face, I am so glad to see you healthy again.

Miyavi has signed with EMI RECORDS!!! A new album is coming in 2010! More details as they are sent to me.

and finally...

On January 9th, X Japan will be filming 4 pvs in Hollywood California! If you sign up for the event you can get a special invite to see the band and be part of the history.

Sign up at http://www.jrocknation.com/ to get the invite and special emails to let you know more about the event!

This is the first time the band has appeared together in the US so its pretty exciting, even though its not a live or concert it still will make alot of fans happy!

Okay I think I've posted the most important things,

小鹿

Random stumbling.

Current mood: Cooky/Wacky

So I was discussing the case of "Sweet Fanny Adams" (Google it if you want to learn more... go on, I dare you...), with a good friend of mine, and I was curious to learn more so I Googled it and was reading some random pages and until now I have been unaware that The United States Prison System publishes the "Last Meal" of Death Row inmates... some of them are pretty interesting... so I thought in keeping to Sarai's awesome "Lunatics are brilliant" comment. every now and then I'll post one.

"TEXAS LAST MEAL
CHRISTOPHER BLACK, SR.
July 9, 2003

"I ran out of bullets."

Last Meal: Steak (medium well), fried chicken (wings and thighs), french fries with mushroom gravy, mixed steamed vegetables, chocolate fudge cake, peach cobbler, sweet tea, bread, chef salad with Italian dressing.

The skinny: Black was executed for killing his 17-month-old step-granddaughter. He also killed his wife and his 5-month-old daughter. Black was convicted of killing the child at the Killeen home of his estranged wife, the toddler's grandmother. She was found slumped in a high chair. She had been shot five times in the chest. Her grandmother was shot 10 times. Black's daughter was shot once. "I ran out of bullets," Black told a 911 operator he called after the attack. Black was charged, but never tried, in the slayings of his wife and daughter.

Black bought a 9 mm semiautomatic pistol the day before the shooting. He mailed cassette tapes to relatives explaining plans to kill his 36-year-old wife and anyone else in the house. The tapes were timed to arrive after the shooting. The couple had married just over three years earlier but relatives said the wife was seeking a divorce.

Final words and such: Asked by the warden if he wanted to make a final statement, Black Sr., said no."

Sick isn't it?

小鹿

Just curious, what would your last meal request be?

Lunacy is brilliant- Morbid Fact #1

Current mood: Amused

Yeah, so Sarai, Donnie, Sarah and I were recently discussing the whole "2012" thing, Mayan people predicting the "end of the World". I commented to Sarai, "Come on... these are the same people that constantly sacrificed their children to sun Gods... I don't lend these idiots any credibility." And she turns to me, with a completely serious face and states, "Well Fawn, even lunatics can be brilliant sometimes, I mean you prove that everyday."

I nearly hit the floor, crying with laughter...

So in keeping with her statement of my lunacy being brilliant, I have decided to start something entitled, "Fawny's Morbid Fact of the Day".



"Edward Mordrake was a handsome, talented man who was born with another face on the back of his head. Although it couldn't eat or speak, the face's eyes moved; it could also laugh and cry. Edward begged to have his "devil twin" removed, stating that the parasitic twin spoke to him during the night, but no doctor would attempt it. He committed suicide at the age of 23."

Hope you enjoyed that, maybe I will post another one tomorrow. ^__^
小鹿

Hello from Fawn.

Current mood: Argumentative

I have so much to post I hardly know where to begin... so I guess I will start with this...

So much to post right now I barely know where to begin here... so I guess I will just pull at random here...

the GazettE- STACKED RUBBISH ~vs~ DIM... A comparative rant.

I've been wanting to discuss this for a while now, and up until now I have been to lazy to do so, though upon sitting here with Sarai, showing her DIM, and I realized just how pissed off I really am at the Fandom... mostly for their blind lack of taste... and mindless way of thinking, that anything with the GazettE's name on it, is made of gold, when it is clearly not.

Okay so let's get on with the comparative rant...

STACKED RUBBISH- 14 songs. Youtubers and LJ asses alike have stated that the album sucks, that Ruki should never "rap", and that the album is generic and amature... Granted this is where I would say, "Awww, they dropped most of their visuals after NIL and you think all of a sudden because they look semi-normal, you are thrown for a loop and suddenly think that their music sucks... and when they go back to their visuals for DIM, you think they once again rock... yeah okay, visuals are a part of Visual Kei, but it's not all that is VK... the GazettE doesn't suck because they aren't as visual as they once were... give me a fucking break..."

You people have NO sense of taste...

Let's break this down one by one shall we?

ART DRAWN BY VOMIT- The name, while it sounds like it came from some obscure Diru album or the likes, it is anything but... while it is only 1 minute and 55 seconds... it is full of defilement that only the GazettE can achieve, with lyrics like "Hey Jesus... suck my grudge and hate..." how can you deny the awesome that is this...? I can't.

AGONY- Two words... OH SHIT! Sarai seems to be of the opinion that, that all that need be said about said song... I however love to elaborate..., seeing how it is my favorite song on the album. First of all... who says "Fuckboy"? And who was he copulating with for the last time... this song is random English, and hilarious like Silly God Disco... a really fucked up good time... and dare you say a damn thing about Ruki's fine rapping... fuck you. It's hilariously awesome.

HYENA- More copulation here... lyrically, this song is dirty and sexy and full of sexual and dirty connotations, it's almost as if he were talking down to a one time lover or an ex, I didn't realize he was capable of writing this way... Not to mention the PV... all of them in a steel cage... I seriously can't see anything wrong with this...

BURIAL APPLICANT- This song, lyrically is very fucked up... and obscure, I don't know whether he is singing about his own death or that of someone else, by his or someone else's hand... The song is full of torment, and self loathing... and rap... I think maybe that is what the turn off is for most of these scene kids, and this album, it being more raw, than even NIL or MADARA were, most of these generic teens didn't know what to think. This video screams tortured soul... a child so wrought with self hate, that he has to end things... his own parents giving him the means to do so.

Ganges ni akai bara (ガンジスに紅い薔薇)- Ruki doing Ska... say it ain't so... oh give me fucking break people... he at least goes the extra mile to not sound like *insert random generic rock band here*. This song although sounds happy to a point, lyrically it is random, and all over the place, much like Silly God Disco. But it's different and edgy and catchy. I like it, though I like other songs on the album better.

Regret- This song might be the REAL REASON that the scene kids hate this album so... it talks all about INSANE FANDOM... with lyrics like, "I got a piercing just like you
I wore a ring just like you, and put on rouge just like you. I colored my hair the same as yours." This has to be the real reason right here folks... they don't like when Ruki sings truth... I so love this song.

Calm Envy- This song is amazing both musically and lyrically. Aoi's intro makes me weak in the knees... literally. This shows Ruki's versatility as a writer, he is able to write from both his point of view and from that of a stranger... this song speaks of a girl not wanting her lover to leave her, a beautiful ballad, and a slight, yet nice departure from the first 6 songs on the album.

SWALLOWTAIL ON THE DEATH VALLEY- Much like Ganges ni akai bara, this song has a very Ska feeling to it, more than Ganges ne akai bara even... Sex Ska at that... with lyrics such as "A night of pussy." Wow...

MOB 136 Bars- This 100% English song (Yes it is in English, don't argue with me, I'm right, you're wrong, get over it...) is paranoia to the max... I have to wonder is it his or someone else... A very screamy song, another departure from the above songs...

Gentle Lie- Uruha's intro is very beautiful... this is yet another, very mature relationship ballad... talking about the trials of a relationship, from his point of view... This song is like Calm Envy, only not as melodic. I do like it all the same.

Filth in the Beauty- Oh my fucking God... mature content here... Two words for you here... "sexual disgrace" A father after his child in a sexual manner... Yeah this album is definitely NOT for children... Return it to CDJapan right this very moment, get your money back, you are not mature enough for this album...

CIRCLE OF SWINDLER- MORE ENGRISH!!! Such a cute song... okay yeah, not so cute, but Ruki's English is... This song is heavy on the guitar, and drum line. A real headbanger here.

Chizuru (千鶴)- APARTMENT!! God, if I hear one more retarded fan girl say that the GazettE sold out by doing a song for a Korean film, I am going to split some skulls with some tire irons... Have you seen the movie? Probably not, so quit ranting about it... This song is so lyrically profound, Ruki sings of a shattered relationship, broken beyond the point of mending, perhaps by death, I don't know, but damn the song is fucking amazing...

And FINALLY...

People Error- A classical instrumental piece that I have actually fallen asleep to on more than one occasion... Ruki knows how to compose some seriously good music... that's all I need to say about this...

Moving on to the suckage that is DIM...

I'm afraid this is going to be short as there are only 7 new songs on this album... yeah bitch and whine and moan and state "No Fawn, you're wrong, there are 17 songs on this awesome album." To this I say, shut the fuck up... More than half of them are either bullshit instrumental filler, and/or songs from singles more than a year old. It's like the boys up and decided "Hey let's make an album!", then got bored with the idea half way through and were under contract so they had to finish, so they threw in all this bullshit and called it good...

Okay the tracks are as followed...

「Hakuri」 (「剥離」)- Instrumental, I kind of figured there would at least be one of them on the album since they tend to use these as starts for lives. It's errie and very normal for Ruki's style.

THE INVISIBLE WALL- A song that was released prior to DIMs release. Very guitar heavy, lyrically tragic, it is basically a typical the GazettE song. Though the PV was visually stunning.

A MOTH UNDER THE SKIN- Reita can clearly be heard throughout this song... that's about the only thing that I can say regarding it... Lyrically it is a bit tame.

LEECH- Now I have to ask... what in the fuck is this song doing on this album, seeing how it was released as a single a whole nine months before the release of DIM... I don't really like the song, the PV was retarded and lyrically it just wasn't anything to write about.

Nakigahara (泣ヶ原)- This song is the one good thing about this album, lyrically, it was unexpectedly beautiful, yet tragic, and the melodies that Aoi and Uruha contributed were just stunning, I also enjoyed the fact that Kai's drum line was clearly heard throughout the song, which is a rarity.

Erika (「エ リ カ」)- Gah... another filler... this is meh... I was seriously hoping that this was the last one I would hear on the album, but well... yeah... you will see...

HEADACHE MAN- Granted while I love the song, it is HEAVY FUCKING METAL to the max, and reminded me so much of the GazettE's MADARA era... I find myself shaking my head wondering what (much like LEECH) the fuck it is doing on the album, as it too, was released as a single a full four months before the release of DIM...

Guren (紅蓮)- ARE YOU SERIOUS? Okay this is getting ridiculous... this (Granted I can not complain about the song itself as I love it, in fact it is one of my ultimate favorites ever... but that's beside the point.) song was released a full YEAR AND FIVE MONTHS before the release of DIM, what in the FUCK is it doing on the album... seriously guys? Why?

Shikyuu 「子宮」- Um yet another instrumental track... this is getting annoying... and this is just really to creepy for my tastes... especially after Guren, which lyrically talks of the lost of a pregnancy... and then for this track, which literally translates to "Womb"... is fucking creepy as fuck... screeching, crying, electronically distorted baby cries... Ugh, I don't like it... I would have much rather have heard an actual lyrical song...

13STAIRS[-1]- Okay... what kind of title is that??? Anyway... the song is sound and Ruki's voice is very nice... the song is sort of strong, studio wise, it's okay I guess, though I much rather preferred it live on THE DIM SCENE TOUR. He really played with the song. Ruki's cute counting to 12 in English, and that vibrato he does throughout the song, is really nice.

DISTRESS AND COMA- WHY (Granted much like HEADACHE MAN, I love the song, as it is a second to Taion and lyrically finishes the story of Junko)!!!! Another fucking previously released single, it was released with HEADACHE MAN... why is this on the fucking album? WHY!!!!????

Kanshoku 「感触」- ANOTHER INSTRUMENTAL... God I am almost ready to pitch this fucking album out my fucking window... and seriously if it weren't for Nakigahara, I probably would have already... as this is getting absurd.

Shiroki Yuutsu 白き優鬱- A generic ballad... not really as good as others they have done in my opinion, it just doesn't stay with me, it's like it's gone as soon as the song concludes... which normally doesn't happen with me, as I am a ballad whore, but this one just really didn't stick with me.

IN THE MIDDLE OF CHAOS- Ruki's reflecting on his own past and career with this mildly cheerful song... it's um okay I guess... just not really what I usually expect from the GazettE...

Mourou 「朦朧」- ANOTHER INSTRUMENTAL!!! ARGH! I am really getting tired of this shit...

Ogre- This song is just plain annoying, it's all over the place both musically and lyrically, it has no stability at all. I can't really say anything else about it.

DIM SCENE- This song confused me at first lol, the violins and orchestra bit, was really nice and then the guitar riff came into it, and it caught me off guard.
More vibrato, I like it, but much like Shiroki Yuutsu, it doesn't stay with me.

So yeah, I guess that's everything... now I feel a bit better having ranted a while.

Enjoy the albums, if you can stomach DIM, more power to you, though I seriously suggest you try STACKED RUBBISH, NIL, MADARA or DISCHARGE, because they are all 110% better than what DIM is.

Well I should get on with posting everything else now...,
小鹿

Oceano

Current mood: Geeky

Oceano is sung in Italian and preformed by Josh Groban off of his 2nd album, Closer. Beautiful



And tell them what we have as the news of the day, Sarai.
Well Tom (who the fuck is Tom?!) today's news is:

New-fangled full body scanners recently put into action in Britain may break Child Pornography laws because they are so "revealing"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/6933898/Full-body-scanners-may-break-child-pornography-laws.html

A guy who forgot to bet on the horse he wanted to win threatened to kill said horse. Smart. S-M-R-T kind of smart.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1240523/Ill-kill-horse-warned-punter-whod-forgotten-place-bet.html

McNuggets apparently promote HULK SMASH type situation in Ohio. Not a pretty picture.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0104102mcnuggets1.html

Beware of the creepy guy behind you on the bus in Oregon, he may cut your hair.
http://www.wmtw.com/news/22126305/detail.html

Engel Fliegen Einsam

Current mood: Chipper

TA DA!! German pop! This lovely young lady is named Christina Stürmer and she is from Austria, but she still speaks German. And this is one of my favorite songs by her! So enjoy!



And now, onto the wonderful news circulating about the world!

Two men (50-something year olds) in Sweden have been arrested for stealing shoes. Crazy thing? They only steal the left one.
http://www.thelocal.se/24174/20100103/

10 INCREDIBLY stupid criminals. Who knew American's weren't the only stupid people in the world?
http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/none/asias-10-dumbest-criminals-last-10-years-750651

A woman with 9 children (age 21 - 3) is suing a Hospital for false sterilization.
http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20100103mom_of_9_cries_foul_claim_i_was_sterilized_against_my_will/

Who wants to buy jewelery that is growing plants in it? This guy thinks you will.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6922217/Jeweller-designs-rings-with-plants-growing-inside-them.html

And lastly, Mary Daly (a radical feminist theologian) died on the 3rd at the age of 81. Very interesting article.
http://ncronline.org/news/women/mary-daly-radical-feminist-theologian-dead-81

Fearless

Current mood: amused

And now for your viewing pleasure Jay Chou's "Fearless". Jay Chou is a Chinese Pop singer and so now we have French, Chinese, English and Japanese on our list. Maybe next I'll do some German or Italian, who knows. If you have any music you would like to be on this list, let me know and I will listen and possibly post it. ^^



Who wants to know what is going on in the world? If you do then keep reading! ^^

Twin sons of the same mother, but not the same decade. Last baby of 2009 and the first baby of 2010.
http://www.abcactionnews.com/content/news/local/hillsborough/west/tampa/story/Twins-born-in-different-decades-at-TGH/a8v8r1s6hkeA0xg0v85HPQ.cspx

A convicted Rapist in the UK threw a bitch fit because he had to share a jail cell with a Christian. Because he is an atheist and it "violates" his civil rights.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2791077/Rapists-whine-at-sharing-cell-with-Christian.html

A man trying to avoid being tasered by the police instead holds up his INFANT and keeps shouting to "Tase the baby". He'll probably get to keep his kid, but the GOOD parent in the UK who happens to be obese can't have her child. Yep, the world makes sense doesn't?
http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpp/news/volusia_news/010210_Man_uses_baby_as_taser_shield

And people were snowed in for three days. You'll never guess where. lol.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/north_yorkshire/8438314.stm

You've just been Rick Rolled

Current mood: Annoyed

Okay, so I've been listening to this song a lot recently and I thought I would share it with you all. I'm sorry to say it, but you've just been Rick rolled. ^^



NEWS TIME!
The first plane to ever fly to Antarctica was discovered today. It took off in 1912.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34664924/ns/world_news-asiapacific/

A man who shot and killed a robber has been charged with 2nd degree murder.
http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/22089705/detail.html

In Georgia a woman is accused of tattooing her 6 children AT HOME. Children are removed and parents are charged with Child Cruelty.
http://www.wrcbtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=11756786

Even a guy with, supposedly, the biggest penis ever can't get a job. Apparently Gackt didn't make the length of his dick known to HBO. >.> ... <.< ... >.>
http://www.sphere.com/article/jonah-falcon-man-with-biggest-penis-video-update/19286024

Sex video and alleged rape lead to death.
http://www.theledger.com//article/20091231/NEWS/912315100/1338/stormpost&tc=email_newsletter?tc=ar

And last, but certainly not least, apparently "weird sex" is being called a few names and having your hair pulled.
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2010/01/girl_punches_guy_in_the_nose_a.html

Moonlight Sonata

Current mood: Awake

Today (this 1st day of 2010) we will begin with Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata". It is one of my favorite classical pieces of all time. It is very calming and quiet, a beautiful and haunting piece of music that is the perfect way to begin a New Year.



As for the news of Today I have decided to go back as far as to when I crashed. I am going to go week by week starting with the week after my crash and so on. So, for your reading pleasure here is THE NEWS!

First, Headlines from the 25th of October.
A mother in the UK had her not only her new born taken from her by Social workers, but also had her two youngest toddlers taken as well. Why? Because she was obese.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/scotland/article 6883919.ece?fatterlink

The famous battle of Agincourt (The one where King Henry V and his "band of brothers" defeated the French army with odds in favor of the French) is now suspect, as both British and French historians take a deeper look. Myth or truth?
http://www.denverpost.com/search/ci_13636528

Church Janitor, Jose Feliciano, has been charged with murdering a priest named Rev. Ed Hinds. Hinds was stabbed 32 times while brewing coffee in the rectory kitchen.
http://wcco.com/national/nj.pastor.funeral.2.1268313.html

November 1st
Facebook seems to think that Dead people want to be your friend too... Add dead people today!
http://consumerist.com/2009/11/facebook-nags-you-to-commu nicate-with-the-dead.html

Apparently Kissing was invented to spread germs! Who knew?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6 471483/Kissing-was-developed-to-spread-germs.html

Supposedly some guy tried to force a kid to eat pizza at a Middle School.
http://www.cfnews13.com/News/Local/2009/10/31/worker_char ged_with_forcing_student_to_eat_pizza.html

November 8th
Famous Art reproduced in Coffee!! This is AMAZING!
http://gizmodo.com/5399583/famous-paintings-reproduced-in -coffee

White squirrels are causing quite a stir in Maryland apparently. Pale rodents are always fun!
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/howard/bal-md.s quirrels08nov08,0,6191791.story

A homeless woman lives in a 1973 Chevrolet Suburban with her two sons. She is 97 years old.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-bessie16-2009oct1 6,0,3547096,full.story

November 15th
A 12 year old boy is being charged with recieving stolen goods. WTF?
http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/national/boy-charged -with-receiving-stolen-freddo/story-e6frfku9-122579801256 6

Police are called in after a disturbed pet attacks their owner.
http://wcbstv.com/topstories/cat.attack.nypd.2.1313600.ht ml

Apparently Homosexual females (Lesbians) are WAY better parents than Heterosexual parents.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/family/6574238/Lesbians-make-b etter-parents-says-senior-parenting-official.html

November 22nd
British woman has 13 children (with another on the way) and they names for these kids are INSANE! Patrick, 23; Stephen, 13; Malachai, 12; Peppermint, 11; Echo, 10; Eli, nine; Rogue, eight; Frodo, seven; Morpheus, five; Artemis, four; Blackbird, three; Baudelaire, two; and nine-month-old Voorhees.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2741085/Mum-of- 13-I-wont-stop-until-Ive-had-twins.html

18 year old man raped by 3 women in a church in Turkey. Perverts and their comments ensue.
http://www.zimdiaspora.com/index.php?option=com_content&v iew=article&id=2243:sex-starved-women-rape-a-man-in-churc h&catid=38:travel-tips&Itemid=18

A young man murders his mother when she walks in on him masturbating.
http://www.croatiantimes.com/news/General_News/2009-11-16 /7195/Man_kills_mum_when_she_finds_him_masturbating

November 29th
Tens of thousands of Albino Africans are running to and hiding in East Africa because they are afraid of getting murdered and dismembered and sold to witchdoctors.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa/11/29/tanzania.albin os/index.html

A young woman finds out that her long lost father is no longer a man, but a woman!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/11/29/woman -finds-long-lost-dad-but-now-he-s-a-laydee-115875-2185814 7/

Naked, drunk, woman slams her SUV into a bunch of cars...
http://www.radioiowa.com/2009/11/29/police-say-naked-driv er-ran-suv-into-3-parked-vehicles/

December 06th
A father brings his 6yr.old to a tattoo parlor. Why? To steal it whilst holding heroin and cocaine of course!
http://www.wcax.com/global/story.asp?s=11623283

Cute little hedgehog steals this Sarai's heart!
http://pixdaus.com/single.php?id=135192

Drunk guy on a bike steals a Christmas tree in Indiana. Dumbass!
http://www.fosters.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/2009120 6/NEWS7035/912069991

December 13th
Full moon has been proven to bring out the wild side in some. Wolf like tendencies that is.
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,26479508 -23272,00.html

I am left speechless.
http://gazetteonline.com/opinion/letters-to-the-editor/20 09/12/13/expect-controversy-when-sex-robots-arrive

Bride graduates and marries on the same day.
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20091212/NEWS02/ 912120324/1001/NEWS/Here-comes-the-graduate-then-here-com es-the-bride

December 20th
Brittany Murphy dies on the 20th. She was 32.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/20/brittany-murphy-dies-cardia c-arrest/

An 11 year old accidentally locked himself inside a gun safe at a Costco in Sacramento California.
http://www.news10.net/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=72107 &utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=pingfm

A truck hits and kills 55 people in Nigeria.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8423218.stm

December 27th
Paris Hilton fake marries Piers Morgan in Las Vegas. What the fuck?!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1238559/Pier s-Morgan-Paris-Hilton-say-I-Las-Vegas-.html

The definition of porn as it changes from 18th century to today.
http://www.economist.com/world/britain/displaystory.cfm?s tory_id=15136692

Ivana Trump (Donald's FIRST wife) was escorted off of a plane recently. She was apparently being a bitch.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_PEOPLE_IVANA_TR UMP?SITE=TNKNN&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

January 1st, 2010
A woman gives birth and then an HOUR later serves her christmas dinner
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,581589,00.html?loomia _ow=t0:s0:a16:g2:r1:c0.337293:b29592650:z10

A man in Itally would rather spend time in jail then spend time with relatives. What does he do? Steals candy.
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6000Q420100101?feed Type=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&utm_source=feedburner&u tm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+reuters/oddlyEnoughNews +%28News+/+US+/+Oddly+Enough%29

A man in Garfield Pennslyvannia was shot in the left testical and the thigh. No kids for him.
http://www.wpxi.com/news/22099488/detail.html

And there you have it. You are updated until the next blog! ^^