Look forward to rants and/or episodes on the following topics in the future.
* Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt (AKA: Speidi)
* Getting a Job (I got one!!!)
* Wedding Stuff
* Music (Any and every kind of music, some I hate, some I love)
* Why I no longer go to Church
* Poetry
* *Insert Random Topic here*
That is all. ^^
Sarai
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Helium Man's Penis tastes like Helium. O.O
What's your first thought when the bell rings at the end of the school day?
Well my first thought used to be HELL YES, let's blow this popsicle stand.
Have you ever sucked in helium and talked funny?
Helium Man's penis tastes like Helium... and yeah, it made me talk funny... O.O
Have you ever changed the prices of items at a store?
Actually I have not.
Has a bird ever pooped on you?
No, I have been lucky thus far, the invisible cloak has done its job. ^^
Have you ever laughed while drinking & shot something out of your nose?
No; my nose is titanium so nothing but the lasers shoots out of it.
Do you go for walks often?
Not since I lost my legs in 'Nam. I used to have long walks on the beach until then.
Would your parents disown you if you got pregnant?
No, but she would be incredibly worried about my health.
How strange do people say you are?
Insanely so.
Are you straightedge?
I don't even know what that means.
Have you ever had the chicken pox?
Yes. And it sucked.
Have you opened food at a grocery store & ate it without or before paying?
No, because I was taught that was stealing.
Do you believe in the 10 second rule?
Yes. It is something I swear by.
If you could have anyone as your room mate who would you choose?
Oh god, I can't pick just one. Judes, Erica, Donnie, Keira Knightley, Marilyn Monroe, Fawn, Trent, the list goes on and on.
Do you fall for people easily?
Not since I fell for Donnie. ^^
Have you ever ate a whole pizza by yourself?
Mini-pizza yes. A real size pizza? I don't think I have.
Have you ever played 7 minutes in heaven?
No, but I have read some interesting stories about it.
Have you lost a best friend?
Yes, I have lost many. Mostly when I was in 'Nam.
Have you ever been in a food fight?
Once or Twice, but I'm a wet blanket so not very many
Have you ever spent all day online?
Yes *shamed look*
Are you a stubborn person?
Quite. In fact, my name MEANS stubborn.
If you were in love with someone & found out they had aids would you stay?
Yes. Because only a selfish person would desert someone they love because of an illness.
Would you rather have super strength or super intelligence?
Both, that way I could carry arm loads of books to my house. ^^
Do you think tattoos on the opposite sex are a turn on or turn off?
Depends on the tattoo, but generally I would say TURN ON!
What was the last bet you made? Did you win or lose?
with Donnie on library books. I lost. I had to butter my face.
Do you own any tye dye shirts?
I did. But I don't know where it is now.
Do you give or receive advice more?
Give. Because everyone needs advice.
Do you get your feelings hurt easily?
Yes.
Have you ever had a pillow fight?
I love those!! ^^
What's your favorite condiment?
Does onion powder count? Or cream cheese icing? Because I fucking love those. ^^
Have you ever been stuck in a traffic jam?
Several times.
What is the longest amount of time you have ever talked on the phone?
8 hours straight. With one of my besties, Sarah W.
Do you like hot tubs or saunas better?
Saunas. I feel like I am sweating out the fat and it makes me feel good. Plus I love being that warm, its kind of a turn on... >.> I mean... <.< ... Saunas. Yes, that is all I said. Saunas.
Do you like tank tops or tube tops better?
Tank tops are more comfortable. Though I have never actually worn a tube top. I just think tube tops look skanky.
Have you ever been in a limo?
No. *pouts*
What about a cab?
several times, especially when I lived in the last city I lived in. ^^
Did/Do you play super mario?
I did play it, not so much anymore because I suck at it now. *pouts*
At what age did you first learn about sex?
Um, this is tough. I first learned what it meant when I was 11. But I kind of had some first hand experience before then due to being molested.
Is there a certain type of girls/guys you go for?
I have a tendency to be kind of superficial about girls, I am most readily attracted to them by looks. Men however, I am more attracted to their intellect. If a man can hold a REAL conversation with me, then he is the guy for me.
Would you ever go on a hot air balloon?
Yes. And I believe I've been in one before. They used to have hot air balloon rides at the fair.
Have you ever been scared for your life?
Several times.
Describe the most dangerous situation of your life:
When my ex sent gang members to watch my house.
Are you a negative or positive person?
I am a Debbie Downer. I just can't help but be negative sometimes.
Are you self conscious of anything?
EVERYTHING!
Is there anyone that knows you better than yourself?
Donnie and possibly Judes.
Do you go to church regularly?
Not anymore
Do you have any luck charms?
I used to, but the rabbit wanted its foot back and sued me for it.
What makes you nervous?
EVERYTHING! I am so petrified ALL the time.
In your opinion, Which hurts more physical or emotional pain?
I think Emotional pain hurts more, because it lasts longer. Physical pain generally goes away.
Have you ever been on tv?
No.
What do you do to clear your head when you have a lot on your mind?
Listen to music, talk on the phone.
Do you like showers or baths better?
Baths, but my bathtub sucks. I love soaking for long periods of time with a good book. Mmm. ^^
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
My bedroom.
How many years is the longest friendship you've ever had in your life?
21 years, with my Mom. She is one of my best friends. ^^
Do you show or hide your feelings?
Hide them generally. Except from Donnie, I can't hide them from him.
Have you ever worn something strange or unusual in public?
I dressed as a Muslim woman and went to my racist school like that. Not even my friends recognized me at first. I also wore an American flag that had a Native American Indian on it as a skirt. That was fun.
What is one of your most meaningful memories of your childhood?
Growing up in the middle of no where in a trailer, playing with my brother and sister.
Have you ever seen a shooting star?
Yes. They are GORGEOUS!
Have you ever been soo bored that you counted ceiling tiles?
Yes. Especially when I can't sleep.
When did you last yawn?
A little bit ago.
When you look in the mirror do you like what you see?
Sometimes.
Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
Most definitely.
Are you an over or under achiever?
I try to over achieve, I used to. But now I am more under.
When are you more alert, morning or night?
Night.
Were you named after anyone?
one of my mom's friends.
What is the first thing you notice about people?
Personality.
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?
Poached actually, that is the only way I will eat them, unless they are deviled or in Egg Salad. I generally don't like eggs.
Do you like the smell of gasoline?
OH YES!! *breathes deep*
Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Once, a LOOOOONNNNNGGGG time ago!
Can you read other people's expressions?
Quite often.
Do you enjoy challenges?
Sometimes
Where were you when 9/11 happened?
in my Aunt's car, on my way home.
What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Cry.
Have you ever caught a butterfly?
No, but I have had one land on me. ^^
Have you ever sat on a roof?
No, but I want to!
Do you hold grudges?
Depends on what the person did.
Do you enjoy sleeping in late?
Oh Yes.
Do you believe in yourself?
Not particularly
Can you taste the difference between pepsi and coke?
Nope, really don't care either way.
Have you ever faked being sick?
Totally!
Have you ever danced in the rain?
I'm sure I have.
Well my first thought used to be HELL YES, let's blow this popsicle stand.
Have you ever sucked in helium and talked funny?
Helium Man's penis tastes like Helium... and yeah, it made me talk funny... O.O
Have you ever changed the prices of items at a store?
Actually I have not.
Has a bird ever pooped on you?
No, I have been lucky thus far, the invisible cloak has done its job. ^^
Have you ever laughed while drinking & shot something out of your nose?
No; my nose is titanium so nothing but the lasers shoots out of it.
Do you go for walks often?
Not since I lost my legs in 'Nam. I used to have long walks on the beach until then.
Would your parents disown you if you got pregnant?
No, but she would be incredibly worried about my health.
How strange do people say you are?
Insanely so.
Are you straightedge?
I don't even know what that means.
Have you ever had the chicken pox?
Yes. And it sucked.
Have you opened food at a grocery store & ate it without or before paying?
No, because I was taught that was stealing.
Do you believe in the 10 second rule?
Yes. It is something I swear by.
If you could have anyone as your room mate who would you choose?
Oh god, I can't pick just one. Judes, Erica, Donnie, Keira Knightley, Marilyn Monroe, Fawn, Trent, the list goes on and on.
Do you fall for people easily?
Not since I fell for Donnie. ^^
Have you ever ate a whole pizza by yourself?
Mini-pizza yes. A real size pizza? I don't think I have.
Have you ever played 7 minutes in heaven?
No, but I have read some interesting stories about it.
Have you lost a best friend?
Yes, I have lost many. Mostly when I was in 'Nam.
Have you ever been in a food fight?
Once or Twice, but I'm a wet blanket so not very many
Have you ever spent all day online?
Yes *shamed look*
Are you a stubborn person?
Quite. In fact, my name MEANS stubborn.
If you were in love with someone & found out they had aids would you stay?
Yes. Because only a selfish person would desert someone they love because of an illness.
Would you rather have super strength or super intelligence?
Both, that way I could carry arm loads of books to my house. ^^
Do you think tattoos on the opposite sex are a turn on or turn off?
Depends on the tattoo, but generally I would say TURN ON!
What was the last bet you made? Did you win or lose?
with Donnie on library books. I lost. I had to butter my face.
Do you own any tye dye shirts?
I did. But I don't know where it is now.
Do you give or receive advice more?
Give. Because everyone needs advice.
Do you get your feelings hurt easily?
Yes.
Have you ever had a pillow fight?
I love those!! ^^
What's your favorite condiment?
Does onion powder count? Or cream cheese icing? Because I fucking love those. ^^
Have you ever been stuck in a traffic jam?
Several times.
What is the longest amount of time you have ever talked on the phone?
8 hours straight. With one of my besties, Sarah W.
Do you like hot tubs or saunas better?
Saunas. I feel like I am sweating out the fat and it makes me feel good. Plus I love being that warm, its kind of a turn on... >.> I mean... <.< ... Saunas. Yes, that is all I said. Saunas.
Do you like tank tops or tube tops better?
Tank tops are more comfortable. Though I have never actually worn a tube top. I just think tube tops look skanky.
Have you ever been in a limo?
No. *pouts*
What about a cab?
several times, especially when I lived in the last city I lived in. ^^
Did/Do you play super mario?
I did play it, not so much anymore because I suck at it now. *pouts*
At what age did you first learn about sex?
Um, this is tough. I first learned what it meant when I was 11. But I kind of had some first hand experience before then due to being molested.
Is there a certain type of girls/guys you go for?
I have a tendency to be kind of superficial about girls, I am most readily attracted to them by looks. Men however, I am more attracted to their intellect. If a man can hold a REAL conversation with me, then he is the guy for me.
Would you ever go on a hot air balloon?
Yes. And I believe I've been in one before. They used to have hot air balloon rides at the fair.
Have you ever been scared for your life?
Several times.
Describe the most dangerous situation of your life:
When my ex sent gang members to watch my house.
Are you a negative or positive person?
I am a Debbie Downer. I just can't help but be negative sometimes.
Are you self conscious of anything?
EVERYTHING!
Is there anyone that knows you better than yourself?
Donnie and possibly Judes.
Do you go to church regularly?
Not anymore
Do you have any luck charms?
I used to, but the rabbit wanted its foot back and sued me for it.
What makes you nervous?
EVERYTHING! I am so petrified ALL the time.
In your opinion, Which hurts more physical or emotional pain?
I think Emotional pain hurts more, because it lasts longer. Physical pain generally goes away.
Have you ever been on tv?
No.
What do you do to clear your head when you have a lot on your mind?
Listen to music, talk on the phone.
Do you like showers or baths better?
Baths, but my bathtub sucks. I love soaking for long periods of time with a good book. Mmm. ^^
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
My bedroom.
How many years is the longest friendship you've ever had in your life?
21 years, with my Mom. She is one of my best friends. ^^
Do you show or hide your feelings?
Hide them generally. Except from Donnie, I can't hide them from him.
Have you ever worn something strange or unusual in public?
I dressed as a Muslim woman and went to my racist school like that. Not even my friends recognized me at first. I also wore an American flag that had a Native American Indian on it as a skirt. That was fun.
What is one of your most meaningful memories of your childhood?
Growing up in the middle of no where in a trailer, playing with my brother and sister.
Have you ever seen a shooting star?
Yes. They are GORGEOUS!
Have you ever been soo bored that you counted ceiling tiles?
Yes. Especially when I can't sleep.
When did you last yawn?
A little bit ago.
When you look in the mirror do you like what you see?
Sometimes.
Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
Most definitely.
Are you an over or under achiever?
I try to over achieve, I used to. But now I am more under.
When are you more alert, morning or night?
Night.
Were you named after anyone?
one of my mom's friends.
What is the first thing you notice about people?
Personality.
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?
Poached actually, that is the only way I will eat them, unless they are deviled or in Egg Salad. I generally don't like eggs.
Do you like the smell of gasoline?
OH YES!! *breathes deep*
Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Once, a LOOOOONNNNNGGGG time ago!
Can you read other people's expressions?
Quite often.
Do you enjoy challenges?
Sometimes
Where were you when 9/11 happened?
in my Aunt's car, on my way home.
What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Cry.
Have you ever caught a butterfly?
No, but I have had one land on me. ^^
Have you ever sat on a roof?
No, but I want to!
Do you hold grudges?
Depends on what the person did.
Do you enjoy sleeping in late?
Oh Yes.
Do you believe in yourself?
Not particularly
Can you taste the difference between pepsi and coke?
Nope, really don't care either way.
Have you ever faked being sick?
Totally!
Have you ever danced in the rain?
I'm sure I have.
Friday, April 23, 2010
Seriously?!
WHO WOULD WEAR THIS?!
And if you would wear it, WHY?!
I'm not against heels, or faux fur, but the combination of the two is absolutely ridiculous, not to mention that those shoes are killers!!
Ugh, sometimes I wonder if the fashion world is on crack.
---EDIT---
That isn't fake fur, that is FOX fur. Not only that, it costs $1,400 too.
And if you would wear it, WHY?!
I'm not against heels, or faux fur, but the combination of the two is absolutely ridiculous, not to mention that those shoes are killers!!
Ugh, sometimes I wonder if the fashion world is on crack.
---EDIT---
That isn't fake fur, that is FOX fur. Not only that, it costs $1,400 too.
Do YOU know where your Children are?
Sarai says:
*Jesus
DaYog says:
*yes?
Sarai says:
*I have a question
*Do you know where your children are?
DaYog says:
*In my pants.
Sarai says:
*Why are they in your pants?
DaYog says:
*OK, actually they are in my scrotum.
*Feel better now?
Sarai says:
*Not particularly
DaYog says:
*See, there are some questions you just shouldn't ask.
*Jesus
DaYog says:
*yes?
Sarai says:
*I have a question
*Do you know where your children are?
DaYog says:
*In my pants.
Sarai says:
*Why are they in your pants?
DaYog says:
*OK, actually they are in my scrotum.
*Feel better now?
Sarai says:
*Not particularly
DaYog says:
*See, there are some questions you just shouldn't ask.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
No Detailed Title.
Okay, for those of you who enjoy the blog, this is a notice to let you know that if you come across pictures that are too wide for the blog and partially cut off that you can just open the picture in a new tab (or window) and it will show the full pic. It is frustrating, but BlogSpot doesn't conform to pictures like MySpace blogs do. Please, be patient with this.
Sincerely,
Sarai
Sincerely,
Sarai
Word of the Day (15-21)
Its that time of the week again!! It is the day that Sarai updates everyone on her words of the day work. So, here you go!!
April 15th: Fleer
April 16th: Cloistered (Donnie likes solitude words)
April 17th: Disenfranchised (Thank you, Trent)
April 18th: Lethologica (Donnie for you)
April 19th: Quincunx (I found this by accident)
April 20th: Lugubrious (Thank you, Judes)
April 21st: Disambiguate (Arlin picked this one)
My Paragraphs, some of them suck, some of them are decent and some are just plain weird.
Fleer
She was not comforted by his malevolent fleer. "C'mon Jack. We don't have to do this." His grin grew bigger as he edged toward her. He brandished an axe, his eyes full of psychosis. She backed up against the wall, trying to fade into it. He lifted the axe and, with all his strength, brought it back down.
Cloistered
Cloistered in his hole, John could hear clawing outside. Screams and singing echoed through the cavernous house he had locked himself in. In retrospect he should've picked a smaller house. How exactly did "I Am Legend" end? He had never finished the book and it was probably lost by now. A board creeks behind him and he turns.
Disenfranchised
"No longer will we be disenfranchised! Women should be able to vote too!" The protesters were standing outside the courthouse, holding signs.
"We are being deprived of our rights, ladies! We deserve to vote, like any other citizen. We will no longer tolerate the disfranchising of our sex!"
Lethologica
"I think I have lethologica." said Amy.
"Why do you say that?" asked Mark.
"I can't remember a word."
"What word?"
"I don't know! I can't remember!"
Quincunx
The problem was in the quincunx. She couldn't seem to figure out how to make it work with the rest of the room. She had flowers for the center table, all with petals in a quincunx formation. She had positioned the couch, tv and chair, but she was missing the fourth element. The center table was waiting, looking like a drunk in a fancy restaurant. So lopsided, everything was lopsided!
Lugubrious
The atmosphere was lugubrious at best. It was also quite creepy and dark. The group of ghost hunters set up their equipment quickly. What better place to film than a graveyard? The door of a mausoleum creaked open slowly; moonlight dripping like blood into the darkness. These ghost hunters were about to get more than they bargained for.
Disambiguate
She doesn't understand disambiguate. She can't spell it or structure a sentence around it, let alone put it in a paragraph. But she is determined, bound to come up with something. She reads the definition again. A glimmer of understanding begins, bubbling up. Finally, she is read to write.
See you next week!!
April 15th: Fleer
April 16th: Cloistered (Donnie likes solitude words)
April 17th: Disenfranchised (Thank you, Trent)
April 18th: Lethologica (Donnie for you)
April 19th: Quincunx (I found this by accident)
April 20th: Lugubrious (Thank you, Judes)
April 21st: Disambiguate (Arlin picked this one)
My Paragraphs, some of them suck, some of them are decent and some are just plain weird.
Fleer
She was not comforted by his malevolent fleer. "C'mon Jack. We don't have to do this." His grin grew bigger as he edged toward her. He brandished an axe, his eyes full of psychosis. She backed up against the wall, trying to fade into it. He lifted the axe and, with all his strength, brought it back down.
Cloistered
Cloistered in his hole, John could hear clawing outside. Screams and singing echoed through the cavernous house he had locked himself in. In retrospect he should've picked a smaller house. How exactly did "I Am Legend" end? He had never finished the book and it was probably lost by now. A board creeks behind him and he turns.
Disenfranchised
"No longer will we be disenfranchised! Women should be able to vote too!" The protesters were standing outside the courthouse, holding signs.
"We are being deprived of our rights, ladies! We deserve to vote, like any other citizen. We will no longer tolerate the disfranchising of our sex!"
Lethologica
"I think I have lethologica." said Amy.
"Why do you say that?" asked Mark.
"I can't remember a word."
"What word?"
"I don't know! I can't remember!"
Quincunx
The problem was in the quincunx. She couldn't seem to figure out how to make it work with the rest of the room. She had flowers for the center table, all with petals in a quincunx formation. She had positioned the couch, tv and chair, but she was missing the fourth element. The center table was waiting, looking like a drunk in a fancy restaurant. So lopsided, everything was lopsided!
Lugubrious
The atmosphere was lugubrious at best. It was also quite creepy and dark. The group of ghost hunters set up their equipment quickly. What better place to film than a graveyard? The door of a mausoleum creaked open slowly; moonlight dripping like blood into the darkness. These ghost hunters were about to get more than they bargained for.
Disambiguate
She doesn't understand disambiguate. She can't spell it or structure a sentence around it, let alone put it in a paragraph. But she is determined, bound to come up with something. She reads the definition again. A glimmer of understanding begins, bubbling up. Finally, she is read to write.
See you next week!!
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Jane Austen
For those of you who love Jane Austen as much as I do, this was a great little quiz!! And I feel perfectly suited to Elizabeth Bennet!!
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Word of the Day (7-14)
Last time I wrote, I posted paragraphs from my word of the day exercises that I'm doing. I plan on posting once a week, so that you can read the crazy, not so good and sometimes just pitiful paragraphs I come up with. Good writing practice for me!! I will also post my paragraph on Precocious, as I hadn't finished it when I last posted. ^^
April 8th: Peccadillo (I found this one by accident)
April 9th: Effusion (Trent picked this one)
April 10th: Effervescent (Trent picked this one too)
April 11th: Peace (I picked this one)
April 12th: Apotheosis (Donnie picked this one)
April 13th: Quintessence (I picked this one)
April 14th: Loquaciously (Donnie picked this one too)
My Paragraphs!
Precocious (04/07/2010)
They call her precocious. They call her a genius, a prodigy. It seems they call her everything but her name. She doesn't want to study or change the world. She just wants to eat candy and stay up late. She just wants to be a little girl.
Peccadillo
"A peccadillo my child. Recite five Hail Mary's and all shall be forgiven." said Father Connor. He sighed as another person entered the booth.
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
"What do you wish to confess?"
"I wear woman's underwear and I am not a woman."
Effusion
The poetic effusion of Autumnal bliss engulfed the young poet. She felt inspired by poets long gone. She heard Beethoven in the trees. She saw Robert Frost's writing in the stars. Every brook seemed to have issued from Monet's brush. Powerfully she was humbled by the greatness of those who went before.
Effervescent
Effervescent in nature, Jane tries to be quiet. "An exercise in patience," she says to no one. She flutters, bubbling with anticipation and impatience. As the moment approaches, her excitement grows so that she bounces back and forth on her toes. He approaches, clean cut and dressed in white. Her joy is abundant as he hands her the butter pecan ice cream she ordered.
Peace
Peace is a condition to which all humanity should strive. A condition of tranquility brought on by the cessation of our own prejudices and quarreling. Peace is achieved when we let go of petty faults, prejudices, et cetera. When we forget ourselves and focus on repairing what has been lost, peace will return. Finding peace is like finding a forgotten flower, quietly graceful. Inner peace lies at the heart of inner beauty.
Apotheosis
"It is only a matter of time before I reach my apotheosis!" cackled the Witch. "Soon, I shall be a goddess, powerful beyond measure! A pinch more of this, a pinch more of that into the stew. Destiny conjured into a bottle and sealed with a kiss. Tomorrow I shall be a goddess!"
Quintessence
The quintessence of my existence has been knowing you. You are the epitome of my experience, the love of my life. My world consists of your lips, your arms. What am I without you? Who could I possibly find to replace you? True love is the quintessence of Human experience.
Loquaciously
Loquaciously she sallies forth into the literal unknown. Determined that the whole world will listen to what she says. She rambles, shouting her desires and opinions to a blue sky. In the end they are only opinions. No one cares for a loquacious young woman, preaching on a sidewalk. She is invisible.
All for now!!
More next week!
April 8th: Peccadillo (I found this one by accident)
April 9th: Effusion (Trent picked this one)
April 10th: Effervescent (Trent picked this one too)
April 11th: Peace (I picked this one)
April 12th: Apotheosis (Donnie picked this one)
April 13th: Quintessence (I picked this one)
April 14th: Loquaciously (Donnie picked this one too)
My Paragraphs!
Precocious (04/07/2010)
They call her precocious. They call her a genius, a prodigy. It seems they call her everything but her name. She doesn't want to study or change the world. She just wants to eat candy and stay up late. She just wants to be a little girl.
Peccadillo
"A peccadillo my child. Recite five Hail Mary's and all shall be forgiven." said Father Connor. He sighed as another person entered the booth.
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
"What do you wish to confess?"
"I wear woman's underwear and I am not a woman."
Effusion
The poetic effusion of Autumnal bliss engulfed the young poet. She felt inspired by poets long gone. She heard Beethoven in the trees. She saw Robert Frost's writing in the stars. Every brook seemed to have issued from Monet's brush. Powerfully she was humbled by the greatness of those who went before.
Effervescent
Effervescent in nature, Jane tries to be quiet. "An exercise in patience," she says to no one. She flutters, bubbling with anticipation and impatience. As the moment approaches, her excitement grows so that she bounces back and forth on her toes. He approaches, clean cut and dressed in white. Her joy is abundant as he hands her the butter pecan ice cream she ordered.
Peace
Peace is a condition to which all humanity should strive. A condition of tranquility brought on by the cessation of our own prejudices and quarreling. Peace is achieved when we let go of petty faults, prejudices, et cetera. When we forget ourselves and focus on repairing what has been lost, peace will return. Finding peace is like finding a forgotten flower, quietly graceful. Inner peace lies at the heart of inner beauty.
Apotheosis
"It is only a matter of time before I reach my apotheosis!" cackled the Witch. "Soon, I shall be a goddess, powerful beyond measure! A pinch more of this, a pinch more of that into the stew. Destiny conjured into a bottle and sealed with a kiss. Tomorrow I shall be a goddess!"
Quintessence
The quintessence of my existence has been knowing you. You are the epitome of my experience, the love of my life. My world consists of your lips, your arms. What am I without you? Who could I possibly find to replace you? True love is the quintessence of Human experience.
Loquaciously
Loquaciously she sallies forth into the literal unknown. Determined that the whole world will listen to what she says. She rambles, shouting her desires and opinions to a blue sky. In the end they are only opinions. No one cares for a loquacious young woman, preaching on a sidewalk. She is invisible.
All for now!!
More next week!
Naked Nun for the Win.
Fawny says:
**giggle snort*
Sarai says:
*You sent me a naked girl with titties clamps. O.O
*Who are you and what have you done with Fawn?
Fawny says:
*A NUN, with titties and pierced nipples hanging from a cross.
Sarai says:
*I know this
*I am in shock
Fawny says:
*Papacy porn at it's finest. ^__^
Sarai says:
*She does have some nice tits. lol
Fawny says:
*Indeed.
Sarai says:
*This is an awkward conversation
Fawny says:
*No Sarai, this is a BLOG conversation.
**giggle snort*
Sarai says:
*You sent me a naked girl with titties clamps. O.O
*Who are you and what have you done with Fawn?
Fawny says:
*A NUN, with titties and pierced nipples hanging from a cross.
Sarai says:
*I know this
*I am in shock
Fawny says:
*Papacy porn at it's finest. ^__^
Sarai says:
*She does have some nice tits. lol
Fawny says:
*Indeed.
Sarai says:
*This is an awkward conversation
Fawny says:
*No Sarai, this is a BLOG conversation.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Breaking the Girl
The song of the day is originally by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but I LOVE this version by Anna Nalick. It is called "Breaking the Girl" and this video includes the lyrics. Enjoy!
And your news is brought to you by the following:
Sarai Giving up Soda
Sarai losing Weight
and
Sarai refraining from babbling on and on.
Over-reacting Swedes are Over-Reacting.
http://www.thelocal.se/26046/20100413/
Whatever you do, don't have an epileptic fit, the Police might taser you.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1265709/Police-use-Taser-man-violent-epileptic-fit.html
Two stupid thieves were found by tracking their monitoring bracelets.
http://www.fosters.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100413/GJNEWS_01/704139944/-1/fosnews
A woman in Indiana earns the title "Village Idiot" after setting her liberally hair sprayed hair on fire.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/the-other-side/indiana-resident-dani-hamm-earns-village-idiot-title-after-hair-sets-on-fire/story-e6frfhk6-1225853081137
A man in Oklahoma City has his nose cut off by a bartender wielding a sword.
http://www.kfor.com/news/local/kfor-news-bar-sword-attack-story,0,6431064.story?track=rss
Police search for vandals that sprayed graffiti on a GOAT. As in a LIVING ANIMAL.
http://www.3news.co.nz/Vandals-graffiti-anti-police-slogan-on-goat-/tabid/423/articleID/150804/Default.aspxd
A man has been arrested for leaving his infant in his car while he visits a strip club.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/3575840/Wellington-strip-club-visitor-left-baby-alone-in-car
It turns out that a pharmacy that doesn't sell condoms, birth control, porn, make-up or tobacco won't last very long. Who knew?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/12/AR2010041204107.html?hpid=news-col-blog
and finally this 12 year old takes his mom's car for a joy ride.
http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=129601&catid=8
All for now, but more later. ^^
Sarai is OUT!
And your news is brought to you by the following:
Sarai Giving up Soda
Sarai losing Weight
and
Sarai refraining from babbling on and on.
Over-reacting Swedes are Over-Reacting.
http://www.thelocal.se/26046/20100413/
Whatever you do, don't have an epileptic fit, the Police might taser you.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1265709/Police-use-Taser-man-violent-epileptic-fit.html
Two stupid thieves were found by tracking their monitoring bracelets.
http://www.fosters.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100413/GJNEWS_01/704139944/-1/fosnews
A woman in Indiana earns the title "Village Idiot" after setting her liberally hair sprayed hair on fire.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/the-other-side/indiana-resident-dani-hamm-earns-village-idiot-title-after-hair-sets-on-fire/story-e6frfhk6-1225853081137
A man in Oklahoma City has his nose cut off by a bartender wielding a sword.
http://www.kfor.com/news/local/kfor-news-bar-sword-attack-story,0,6431064.story?track=rss
Police search for vandals that sprayed graffiti on a GOAT. As in a LIVING ANIMAL.
http://www.3news.co.nz/Vandals-graffiti-anti-police-slogan-on-goat-/tabid/423/articleID/150804/Default.aspxd
A man has been arrested for leaving his infant in his car while he visits a strip club.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/3575840/Wellington-strip-club-visitor-left-baby-alone-in-car
It turns out that a pharmacy that doesn't sell condoms, birth control, porn, make-up or tobacco won't last very long. Who knew?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/12/AR2010041204107.html?hpid=news-col-blog
and finally this 12 year old takes his mom's car for a joy ride.
http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=129601&catid=8
All for now, but more later. ^^
Sarai is OUT!
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Beautiful Headstones
First of all, I would like to show you pictures of the most beautiful headstones I've ever seen.
This headstone was commissioned by a woman for her husband's grave. It was meant to show how much she loved him.
I don't know the story behind this headstone, but it is one of the most touching and beautiful I have ever seen. I would like this to be mine when Donnie and I die.
Okay, so this is a random blog. I have no song of the day, I have no news. I just wanted to post those pictures and this video.
Poor cute Korean kid crying makes me smile, because he is SO CUTE!
love, Sarai
p.s. Sorry this isn't longer! Apologies all around.
This headstone was commissioned by a woman for her husband's grave. It was meant to show how much she loved him.
I don't know the story behind this headstone, but it is one of the most touching and beautiful I have ever seen. I would like this to be mine when Donnie and I die.
Okay, so this is a random blog. I have no song of the day, I have no news. I just wanted to post those pictures and this video.
Poor cute Korean kid crying makes me smile, because he is SO CUTE!
love, Sarai
p.s. Sorry this isn't longer! Apologies all around.
Friday, April 09, 2010
Girl's Best Friend
Marilyn Monroe is my hero. I love her and would definitely go completely LESBIAN for her. She is my idol, my confidante in spirit and surprisingly quite a bit like me too. I am completely in love with her, I really am. Anyway, that is why today's video is "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend" by the one and the only Marilyn Monroe. Enjoy!
Other non-Marilyn related items are now being presented.
A man is under arrest for soliciting sex from a girl he thought was 13. Turns out he used to be a police officer. Oops.
http://www.wlwt.com/news/23091711/detail.html
A teenager is suing a County in Washington for placing her in the custody of her sex offender grandfather. She was subjected to incestuous abuse for 10 years.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/teen-sues-county-put-custody-sex-offender-grandfather/story?id=10323185
A man gets shot in the leg trying to help is friend move.
http://www.wqad.com/news/sns-ap-ia--iowa-accidentshooting,0,5086821.story
An adopted Russian child was sent BACK to Russia, ALONE. Now Russia is wanting to close all international adoptions with the US. Why was the child sent back you might ask? Well he apparently drew a picture of the house burning and stated he would burn it down one day. Not only that, but apparently he was "violent and had severe psychological problems". This is not the first adoption from Russia gone wrong. Three children adopted from Russia into the US later died.
http://www.aolnews.com/story/adoption-freeze-urged-after-boy-returned/980093
Apparently its okay for Vegans to eat Oysters. Um, wait, what?
http://www.slate.com/id/2248998/
Extreme Tourist? I am confused
http://blogs.mcclatchydc.com/kabul/2010/04/extreme-tourist-uses-white-rap-to-woo-afghans.html
Emma Craigie has written a book about a little girl killed by her parents in a Nazi bunker. Great for anyone who loves history!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/7568799/Last-days-of-Hitlers-favourite-little-girl.html
A man falls 30 ft. to save a young woman from a suicide attempt. Shatters both arms, but will live.
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/90216492.html?cmpid=15585797
A woman has her son ARRESTED for stealing $7,000 worth of her jewelry. Did I mention he was 7 years old and trying to impress a little girl in his class?
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/04/08/Boy-arrested-for-taking-moms-jewelry/UPI-71851270761709/
Rare Meat Allergy appears in Stockholm!
http://www.thelocal.se/25968/20100408/
Katie Washington of Gary Indiana becomes Notre Dame University's FIRST African-American Valedictorian
http://www.wbbm780.com/She-s-Notre-Dame-s-first-black-valedictorian/6768258
Students on an Indiana campus are being warned about a butt-slapping bicyclist. Yep, some guy on a bike is slapping female behinds.
http://www.wbbm780.com/Students-warned-on-Ball-State-bicycling-buttocks-s/6768543
And now, as a special treat, Articles dedicated to the beauty of Male Genitalia.
Police take a man's four-foot penis, claiming it causes public distress. I wonder if that is public FEMALE distress?
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/820845-police-seize-four-foot-penis
A teenager gives his parents the best surprise ever! A painting of a GIANT PENIS ON THEIR HOUSE!!
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/594257-teens-giant-penis-surprise-for-parents
In Bhutan the Penis is like a superhero. It is here to save the day!
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/390413-giant-painted-penis-fights-evil
Global warming is detrimental to the environment. Or your penis. *giggle*
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/304450-giant-ice-penis-is-climate-change-to-blame
And lastly, Massive Inflatable Penis Man helps save men from themselves! Prostate Exam Powers ACTIVATE!
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/757854-look-son-its-a-massive-inflatable-penis
That's all folks!
Sarai
Other non-Marilyn related items are now being presented.
A man is under arrest for soliciting sex from a girl he thought was 13. Turns out he used to be a police officer. Oops.
http://www.wlwt.com/news/23091711/detail.html
A teenager is suing a County in Washington for placing her in the custody of her sex offender grandfather. She was subjected to incestuous abuse for 10 years.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/teen-sues-county-put-custody-sex-offender-grandfather/story?id=10323185
A man gets shot in the leg trying to help is friend move.
http://www.wqad.com/news/sns-ap-ia--iowa-accidentshooting,0,5086821.story
An adopted Russian child was sent BACK to Russia, ALONE. Now Russia is wanting to close all international adoptions with the US. Why was the child sent back you might ask? Well he apparently drew a picture of the house burning and stated he would burn it down one day. Not only that, but apparently he was "violent and had severe psychological problems". This is not the first adoption from Russia gone wrong. Three children adopted from Russia into the US later died.
http://www.aolnews.com/story/adoption-freeze-urged-after-boy-returned/980093
Apparently its okay for Vegans to eat Oysters. Um, wait, what?
http://www.slate.com/id/2248998/
Extreme Tourist? I am confused
http://blogs.mcclatchydc.com/kabul/2010/04/extreme-tourist-uses-white-rap-to-woo-afghans.html
Emma Craigie has written a book about a little girl killed by her parents in a Nazi bunker. Great for anyone who loves history!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/7568799/Last-days-of-Hitlers-favourite-little-girl.html
A man falls 30 ft. to save a young woman from a suicide attempt. Shatters both arms, but will live.
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/90216492.html?cmpid=15585797
A woman has her son ARRESTED for stealing $7,000 worth of her jewelry. Did I mention he was 7 years old and trying to impress a little girl in his class?
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/04/08/Boy-arrested-for-taking-moms-jewelry/UPI-71851270761709/
Rare Meat Allergy appears in Stockholm!
http://www.thelocal.se/25968/20100408/
Katie Washington of Gary Indiana becomes Notre Dame University's FIRST African-American Valedictorian
http://www.wbbm780.com/She-s-Notre-Dame-s-first-black-valedictorian/6768258
Students on an Indiana campus are being warned about a butt-slapping bicyclist. Yep, some guy on a bike is slapping female behinds.
http://www.wbbm780.com/Students-warned-on-Ball-State-bicycling-buttocks-s/6768543
And now, as a special treat, Articles dedicated to the beauty of Male Genitalia.
Police take a man's four-foot penis, claiming it causes public distress. I wonder if that is public FEMALE distress?
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/820845-police-seize-four-foot-penis
A teenager gives his parents the best surprise ever! A painting of a GIANT PENIS ON THEIR HOUSE!!
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/594257-teens-giant-penis-surprise-for-parents
In Bhutan the Penis is like a superhero. It is here to save the day!
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/390413-giant-painted-penis-fights-evil
Global warming is detrimental to the environment. Or your penis. *giggle*
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/304450-giant-ice-penis-is-climate-change-to-blame
And lastly, Massive Inflatable Penis Man helps save men from themselves! Prostate Exam Powers ACTIVATE!
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/757854-look-son-its-a-massive-inflatable-penis
That's all folks!
Sarai
Wednesday, April 07, 2010
Word of the Day
You might not know this, but I like to write. A LOT.
I love words, I love the way they feel in my mouth when I speak, the flavor that they produce. A bouquet of words, so fragrant and rich with meanings and synonyms! They are like a fancy feast laid out before me! A starving woman stuffing my face full of verbs and adjectives, nouns and homonyms!
Anyway, now that I'm done gushing about words, here is a list of what words I have done so far. Not very many as you can see, because I only started this practice on the first of this month. I have been doing this a whole week!
April 1st: Verbosity (the perfect way to begin anything having to do with being wordy)
April 2nd: Protean
April 3rd: Redemption (This was inspired by Gackt!)
April 4th: Abecedarian (I borrowed this from a book I read)
April 5th: Sequester
April 6th: Juxtaposition (Donnie likes to pick hard words for me.)
April 7th: Precocious (Today's Word!)
What I do for the word of the day is this:
I pick a word.
Define it.
Get a sample sentence for it.
Write out a paragraph involving the word.
Would you like to read the paragraphs I wrote for my words of the day?
Verbosity
God's penis, Boris, had a penchant for verbosity. He rambled, he chattered and he generally drove everyone in the vicinity crazy. His superfluous word usage eventually drove God to drastic measures. He decided to cut off Boris' lips therefore preventing him from speaking anymore. He performed the first circumcision and then dictated to Abraham that everyone should have one. This craze caught on and penises everywhere were forever silenced.
Protean
The protean woman glanced all around before slipping into something a little more comfortable. Comfortable being, in this case, a white jade version of Venus de Milo holding a pink jasper platypus. Her next shape might be an amoebic giraffe or Michelangelo's David or a lipstick lesbian! Anything was possible! Thank God for big vats of toxic waste. She just knew she would be the next big thing, perhaps literally!
Redemption
Her redemption came in the form of a kiss. A tender kiss, full of questions and hope. When it was over she felt quenched, atoned, thirsty for more. The desire to be kissed like that again overwhelmed her senses. The caress of skin on skin, tentatively tasting tongue and teeth, it drove her crazy. One redeeming kiss that cost her soul.
Abecedarian
An abecedarian, Little Timmy was so proud of his most recent accomplishments. Feeling awfully clever, Little Timmy went to show his mother how well he had memorized his ABC's. He could now spell cat and hat, bat and flat. What a marvelous thing the alphabet was! When he got home he proudly showed his mother a list of words he had learned. Maybe he'll learn someday why his mother turned so red when she got to the words that ended with "uck".
Sequester
"To sequester yourself within these battlements is the safest choice, your highness." The bombs whistled through the air all around them. The Queen was seated astride her horse, a claymore glinting at her side.
"No," she replied. "I will not sequester myself away from danger when I should be amongst my men." The battlefield does not know the difference between royal blood and common; it willingly consumes both.
Juxtaposition
The juxtaposition of the chess pieces caused quite a stir inside the young photographer. He had not had them like that before. The contrast was stunning, really. White Queen and Red, facing one another with only a black line dividing them. His mind conjured white roses stained with blood, an army trampling them beneath heavy feet. He photgraphed the intensity of what did not exist, even in juxtaposition.
I have not yet written my paragraph for Precocious, but when I do it will be posted.
Also, just for the heck of it, two limericks I randomly wrote whilst writing my paragraphs for two words. One for Protean and one for Abecedarian. The protean limerick isn't that good, but I rather like the abecedarian one.
Protean
There once was a protean schmuck
who preferred veal to duck
an amoeba complexion
caused quite a distraction
and ended the poor fellow's luck.
Abecedarian
An abecedarian librarian
fucked a septuagenarian
She made quite a fuss
when his cum was but dust
So she married a girl named Marian.
All for now. Will write more later!!
Sarai is OUT!
I love words, I love the way they feel in my mouth when I speak, the flavor that they produce. A bouquet of words, so fragrant and rich with meanings and synonyms! They are like a fancy feast laid out before me! A starving woman stuffing my face full of verbs and adjectives, nouns and homonyms!
Anyway, now that I'm done gushing about words, here is a list of what words I have done so far. Not very many as you can see, because I only started this practice on the first of this month. I have been doing this a whole week!
April 1st: Verbosity (the perfect way to begin anything having to do with being wordy)
April 2nd: Protean
April 3rd: Redemption (This was inspired by Gackt!)
April 4th: Abecedarian (I borrowed this from a book I read)
April 5th: Sequester
April 6th: Juxtaposition (Donnie likes to pick hard words for me.)
April 7th: Precocious (Today's Word!)
What I do for the word of the day is this:
I pick a word.
Define it.
Get a sample sentence for it.
Write out a paragraph involving the word.
Would you like to read the paragraphs I wrote for my words of the day?
Verbosity
God's penis, Boris, had a penchant for verbosity. He rambled, he chattered and he generally drove everyone in the vicinity crazy. His superfluous word usage eventually drove God to drastic measures. He decided to cut off Boris' lips therefore preventing him from speaking anymore. He performed the first circumcision and then dictated to Abraham that everyone should have one. This craze caught on and penises everywhere were forever silenced.
Protean
The protean woman glanced all around before slipping into something a little more comfortable. Comfortable being, in this case, a white jade version of Venus de Milo holding a pink jasper platypus. Her next shape might be an amoebic giraffe or Michelangelo's David or a lipstick lesbian! Anything was possible! Thank God for big vats of toxic waste. She just knew she would be the next big thing, perhaps literally!
Redemption
Her redemption came in the form of a kiss. A tender kiss, full of questions and hope. When it was over she felt quenched, atoned, thirsty for more. The desire to be kissed like that again overwhelmed her senses. The caress of skin on skin, tentatively tasting tongue and teeth, it drove her crazy. One redeeming kiss that cost her soul.
Abecedarian
An abecedarian, Little Timmy was so proud of his most recent accomplishments. Feeling awfully clever, Little Timmy went to show his mother how well he had memorized his ABC's. He could now spell cat and hat, bat and flat. What a marvelous thing the alphabet was! When he got home he proudly showed his mother a list of words he had learned. Maybe he'll learn someday why his mother turned so red when she got to the words that ended with "uck".
Sequester
"To sequester yourself within these battlements is the safest choice, your highness." The bombs whistled through the air all around them. The Queen was seated astride her horse, a claymore glinting at her side.
"No," she replied. "I will not sequester myself away from danger when I should be amongst my men." The battlefield does not know the difference between royal blood and common; it willingly consumes both.
Juxtaposition
The juxtaposition of the chess pieces caused quite a stir inside the young photographer. He had not had them like that before. The contrast was stunning, really. White Queen and Red, facing one another with only a black line dividing them. His mind conjured white roses stained with blood, an army trampling them beneath heavy feet. He photgraphed the intensity of what did not exist, even in juxtaposition.
I have not yet written my paragraph for Precocious, but when I do it will be posted.
Also, just for the heck of it, two limericks I randomly wrote whilst writing my paragraphs for two words. One for Protean and one for Abecedarian. The protean limerick isn't that good, but I rather like the abecedarian one.
Protean
There once was a protean schmuck
who preferred veal to duck
an amoeba complexion
caused quite a distraction
and ended the poor fellow's luck.
Abecedarian
An abecedarian librarian
fucked a septuagenarian
She made quite a fuss
when his cum was but dust
So she married a girl named Marian.
All for now. Will write more later!!
Sarai is OUT!
Tuesday, April 06, 2010
The following is Disturbing
Okay, if you are tender hearted (or get queasy easily) like me, you might not want to read the following articles. If you care about what goes on in the world then you should read the following.
http://www.taliacarner.com/deadnewborningutter.html
http://www.expansions.com/ArticleTemplates/ArticleTemplate.cfm?ID=205
If you read the above articles then you now know about some horrible practices occurring in China. I don't even know what to say. I am in shock and horror and disbelief. I don't want to know this, but I do. I don't even know how to be up in arms about this, because reading these articles has left me with incredible amounts of dispirit and sadness. Sadness for the infants and sadness for a people that doesn't realize how ridiculous and horrible this is.
http://www.taliacarner.com/deadnewborningutter.html
http://www.expansions.com/ArticleTemplates/ArticleTemplate.cfm?ID=205
If you read the above articles then you now know about some horrible practices occurring in China. I don't even know what to say. I am in shock and horror and disbelief. I don't want to know this, but I do. I don't even know how to be up in arms about this, because reading these articles has left me with incredible amounts of dispirit and sadness. Sadness for the infants and sadness for a people that doesn't realize how ridiculous and horrible this is.
Monday, April 05, 2010
Another dose
I fancy a Zebra with lunch, don't you? Not to EAT of course, but I do SO enjoy looking at pictures of them whilst I eat.
For those who might not know, I have uploaded 6 videos to the YouTube, so head on over there and watch them!! Here is one for your viewing pleasure.
How could anyone eat vegetables after watching such a cute little thing like VeggiTales? Really? Of course, Bob the Tomato isn't a Vegetable, he is a Fruit.
I am random today. Quite random.
One of my favorite bands is X-Japan. Its members include Yoshiki, Toshi, Pata (I love Pata!!), Heath and hide matsumoto. Well, it used to have hide in it. We miss you hide!!
Okay, I can't keep up this crazy randomness. Need time to recoop!
LATER!!
For those who might not know, I have uploaded 6 videos to the YouTube, so head on over there and watch them!! Here is one for your viewing pleasure.
How could anyone eat vegetables after watching such a cute little thing like VeggiTales? Really? Of course, Bob the Tomato isn't a Vegetable, he is a Fruit.
I am random today. Quite random.
One of my favorite bands is X-Japan. Its members include Yoshiki, Toshi, Pata (I love Pata!!), Heath and hide matsumoto. Well, it used to have hide in it. We miss you hide!!
Okay, I can't keep up this crazy randomness. Need time to recoop!
LATER!!
Anyone for a moment of Insanity?
The year is 111.
It began on a Wednesday. And born this year was Antinous, a lover of an emperor.
Here is a picture of Antinous, the most well known face of the ancient world. Oh, by the way, Antinous, is a MAN. A beautiful man, but a man none the less. So yes, he was Homosexual. And, unfortunately for him, he was 19 when he died.
Speaking of Homosexuality (don’t you love that transition right there?), here is a song by Adam Lambert that I am kind of, sort of, in love with. Yep, I love Adam Lambert.
Admittedly I am addicted to several things. Including but not limited to:
StumbleUpon. Tis, my friend. A very, very good friend.
Randomness. It's because I'm random, you know.
Lady Gaga. Yes, sad but true. Something is very wrong with me.
Strange and interesting things. New things I didn’t know. I love learning new things
Coffee.
Chocolate.
The internet.
Books.
And Donnie. ^^
By the way, BANANA SNAKE ATTACK!!
You didn’t see that coming now did you? I love that picture, by the way.
WARNING THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE IS A LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE!
http://cogitz.com/2009/08/24/the-most-bizarre-relationship-ever/
That was a pretty crazy relationship, AWESOME, by the way, but crazy nonetheless.
I wish life was a never-ending perfect circle, don’t you? Can’t you see it? I can.
All for now, but I’ll post some more later!
It began on a Wednesday. And born this year was Antinous, a lover of an emperor.
Here is a picture of Antinous, the most well known face of the ancient world. Oh, by the way, Antinous, is a MAN. A beautiful man, but a man none the less. So yes, he was Homosexual. And, unfortunately for him, he was 19 when he died.
Speaking of Homosexuality (don’t you love that transition right there?), here is a song by Adam Lambert that I am kind of, sort of, in love with. Yep, I love Adam Lambert.
Admittedly I am addicted to several things. Including but not limited to:
StumbleUpon. Tis, my friend. A very, very good friend.
Randomness. It's because I'm random, you know.
Lady Gaga. Yes, sad but true. Something is very wrong with me.
Strange and interesting things. New things I didn’t know. I love learning new things
Coffee.
Chocolate.
The internet.
Books.
And Donnie. ^^
By the way, BANANA SNAKE ATTACK!!
You didn’t see that coming now did you? I love that picture, by the way.
WARNING THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE IS A LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE!
http://cogitz.com/2009/08/24/the-most-bizarre-relationship-ever/
That was a pretty crazy relationship, AWESOME, by the way, but crazy nonetheless.
I wish life was a never-ending perfect circle, don’t you? Can’t you see it? I can.
All for now, but I’ll post some more later!
Your Fragrance was so Beautiful
Today's song is one of my favorites. It is Fragrance by Gackt and it is a live version. Gackt is one of few singers I know who is actually BETTER when he is live. So, I hope you enjoy this beautiful video of a beautiful man singing a beautiful song.
Do you ever tire of the news? I do sometimes, but I do think it is something I should do. So here is the news and maybe later on today we'll have something a little more interesting.
3 sharks and an octopus were found dead. In Tennessee. For those who don't know Tennessee is a land-locked state in the US. Nowhere NEAR the ocean.
http://www.wate.com/global/story.asp?s=12255792
A 21 year old man (ha, same age as me) had his ear partially BITTEN off whilst at a bar in Boston.
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/dudes-ear-bitten-off-at-good-bar-chances-are-hell-never-hear-the-end-of-it/
I don't know if anyone has been watching the news on CNN about this videogame called "Rapelay" but Nancy Grace has said some very choice AND WRONG words about Japanese culture because of it. The following is a letter in response to what Nancy Grace has said by a gentleman who creates Manga.
http://www.tsurupeta.info/content/open-letter-to-cnn-by-nogami-takeshi
A corpse was found in a body of water close to George Clooney's house in Italy. They do not suspect Clooney of any foul play.
http://www.wptv.com/mostpopular/story/Body-found-near-Clooneys-home/NkhpG3Yw-0mMUjGZC5FweQ.cspx
a 15 year old girl is being charged with aggravated sexual assault, promoting prostitution and other crimes. Why? Because she sold her 7 year old step-sister to 7 or more men who then gang-raped her.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/31/teen-sold-7-year-old-sist_n_520133.html
and finally, post-Easter reports are in. It is inappropriate to subject children to graphic crucifixion related violence when they are trying to have fun with their families at a shopping mall.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/geelong-church-defends-graphic-crucifixion-re-enactment-that-was-shut-down-by-police-in-busy-shopping-strip/story-e6frf7jo-1225849844001
That's all for now, I hope to post another blog shortly that will be WAY more fun. ^^
Bi di bi di!
Do you ever tire of the news? I do sometimes, but I do think it is something I should do. So here is the news and maybe later on today we'll have something a little more interesting.
3 sharks and an octopus were found dead. In Tennessee. For those who don't know Tennessee is a land-locked state in the US. Nowhere NEAR the ocean.
http://www.wate.com/global/story.asp?s=12255792
A 21 year old man (ha, same age as me) had his ear partially BITTEN off whilst at a bar in Boston.
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/dudes-ear-bitten-off-at-good-bar-chances-are-hell-never-hear-the-end-of-it/
I don't know if anyone has been watching the news on CNN about this videogame called "Rapelay" but Nancy Grace has said some very choice AND WRONG words about Japanese culture because of it. The following is a letter in response to what Nancy Grace has said by a gentleman who creates Manga.
http://www.tsurupeta.info/content/open-letter-to-cnn-by-nogami-takeshi
A corpse was found in a body of water close to George Clooney's house in Italy. They do not suspect Clooney of any foul play.
http://www.wptv.com/mostpopular/story/Body-found-near-Clooneys-home/NkhpG3Yw-0mMUjGZC5FweQ.cspx
a 15 year old girl is being charged with aggravated sexual assault, promoting prostitution and other crimes. Why? Because she sold her 7 year old step-sister to 7 or more men who then gang-raped her.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/31/teen-sold-7-year-old-sist_n_520133.html
and finally, post-Easter reports are in. It is inappropriate to subject children to graphic crucifixion related violence when they are trying to have fun with their families at a shopping mall.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/geelong-church-defends-graphic-crucifixion-re-enactment-that-was-shut-down-by-police-in-busy-shopping-strip/story-e6frf7jo-1225849844001
That's all for now, I hope to post another blog shortly that will be WAY more fun. ^^
Bi di bi di!
Sunday, April 04, 2010
Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!
For those religious people out there, HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY!! Now, go out and do your part to make the world a better place, KILL A ZOMBIE!
I realized that we have not had any SPANISH VIDEOS!! So I have decided to correct this. Genie in a Bottle in Spanish. GO CHRISTINA AGUILERA!!
News, News, News!
Let us begin with this:
http://gizmodo.com/5507285/lego-spider/gallery/
A Teenager crashes his airplane and survives. Did I mention it was on the highway? Did I also mention that he started conducting traffic afterward so that other people didn't crash into his wrecked plane? No? Well then, read the article!
http://www.themercury.com.au/article/2010/04/04/137971_todays-news.html
Speaking of Zombies, this woman was brought back from the dead 114 times!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1263061/Miracle-Ann-Mintram-brought-dead-114-TIMES-30-hours.html
A Colorado woman was arrested in Ireland for reportedly passing out Terrorist information.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/04/02/colorado.mom.terror.case/index.html?hpt=T2
A man was supposedly held hostage by his wife for a YEAR.
http://www.ahmedabadmirror.com/article/2/2010040420100404034227368de9932a/ONE-YEAR--AS-WIFE%E2%80%99S-HOSTAGE.html
Double Standards about Nudity were protested by 2 dozen Women.
http://www.pressherald.com/news/Women-march-topless-in-Portland-without-incident.html
Teenagers in Iowa, on an Easter Egg Hunt, found a dead body. An autopsy is planned.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36160586/ns/us_news-life/
Stupid drunk driver crashes, but manages to be able to drive away. How do the police catch him? They follow the leaky car.
http://www.cantonrep.com/news/crime/x12618441/Police-follow-fluid-trail-to-arrest-man-on-drunk-driving-charges
And finally, Elton John is going ahead with his concert inside some Mayan ruins, even though there are protesters and strange accidents occurring.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100403/ennew_afp/entertainmentmexicomusiceltonjohncultnative
Hope you enjoy your nonsensical holiday! ^^
I realized that we have not had any SPANISH VIDEOS!! So I have decided to correct this. Genie in a Bottle in Spanish. GO CHRISTINA AGUILERA!!
News, News, News!
Let us begin with this:
http://gizmodo.com/5507285/lego-spider/gallery/
A Teenager crashes his airplane and survives. Did I mention it was on the highway? Did I also mention that he started conducting traffic afterward so that other people didn't crash into his wrecked plane? No? Well then, read the article!
http://www.themercury.com.au/article/2010/04/04/137971_todays-news.html
Speaking of Zombies, this woman was brought back from the dead 114 times!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1263061/Miracle-Ann-Mintram-brought-dead-114-TIMES-30-hours.html
A Colorado woman was arrested in Ireland for reportedly passing out Terrorist information.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/04/02/colorado.mom.terror.case/index.html?hpt=T2
A man was supposedly held hostage by his wife for a YEAR.
http://www.ahmedabadmirror.com/article/2/2010040420100404034227368de9932a/ONE-YEAR--AS-WIFE%E2%80%99S-HOSTAGE.html
Double Standards about Nudity were protested by 2 dozen Women.
http://www.pressherald.com/news/Women-march-topless-in-Portland-without-incident.html
Teenagers in Iowa, on an Easter Egg Hunt, found a dead body. An autopsy is planned.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36160586/ns/us_news-life/
Stupid drunk driver crashes, but manages to be able to drive away. How do the police catch him? They follow the leaky car.
http://www.cantonrep.com/news/crime/x12618441/Police-follow-fluid-trail-to-arrest-man-on-drunk-driving-charges
And finally, Elton John is going ahead with his concert inside some Mayan ruins, even though there are protesters and strange accidents occurring.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100403/ennew_afp/entertainmentmexicomusiceltonjohncultnative
Hope you enjoy your nonsensical holiday! ^^
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