Current mood: Aroused
And your song of the day is from the Eurythmics. It is called "Missionary Man"
News time Children (I love Fallout 3 references)!
The police are looking for some kids who apparently stole letters from a garage sign.
http://www.ky3.com/news/crimewatch/62651707.html
Six things about the Human Body that Science can't seem to explain!
http://www.cracked.com/article/161_6-things-your-body-does-every-day-that-science-cant-explain/
In Sidney Australia, one many is facing jail time after DNA found from blood inside a leech (found at the crime scene) linked him to a 2001 crime. Pretty nifty, I think.
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/Blood+from+leech+ties+Australian+2001+crime/2119408/story.html
A 19 year old attacks his ex-girlfriend with a hair dryer. He also tried to choke her with it and then hit her.
http://www.cfnews13.com/News/Local/2009/10/18/exgirlfriend_attacked_with_hair_dryer.html
A College Sophomore is being charged with Flashing his member to innocent bystanding women as young as 12. (Check out his name!)
http://www.whtm.com/news/stories/1009/668711.html
And we are done for the day, Bidibidi that's all folks!!
Monday, October 19, 2009
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Shinwa
Current mood: Angsty
Voila! Your song of the day is by Rentrer en Soi (a J-Rock band) and it is called "Shinwa". It is very pretty and calming, I think anyway.
NEWS
Bacon Soap! http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3843
A guy in Edinburgh, Scotland got his arm bitten by an Angel Shark. How is this possible? Well, he worked at an aquarium.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/oct/18/shark-bites-aquarium-worker
This is amusing and frightening... http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/a-collection-of-pre-1930-awkward-family-photos/
A lawyer got to sit in jail for a day for being in contempt of court for asking a murder victim's mother if her daughter was a stripper.
http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2009/10/birmingham_lawyer_ordered_to_j.html
A 12-year-old girl dies after being in labor for 3 days. She bled to death and her baby died also. She was only a year younger than my sister.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/09/14/yemen.childbirth.death/index.html
Women in Somalia are being forced to remove their bras and shake their breasts and then are publicly flogged for being "deceptive".
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1220864/Whipped-wearing-deceptive-bra-Hardline-Islamists-Somalia-publicly-flog-women-sharia-crackdown.html
An 83 year old man allegedly shot at his son for refusing to stop drumming.
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/custom/offbeat/sns-ap-us-odd-drumbeat-dispute,0,2360964.story?track=rss
Voila! Your song of the day is by Rentrer en Soi (a J-Rock band) and it is called "Shinwa". It is very pretty and calming, I think anyway.
NEWS
Bacon Soap! http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3843
A guy in Edinburgh, Scotland got his arm bitten by an Angel Shark. How is this possible? Well, he worked at an aquarium.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/oct/18/shark-bites-aquarium-worker
This is amusing and frightening... http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/a-collection-of-pre-1930-awkward-family-photos/
A lawyer got to sit in jail for a day for being in contempt of court for asking a murder victim's mother if her daughter was a stripper.
http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2009/10/birmingham_lawyer_ordered_to_j.html
A 12-year-old girl dies after being in labor for 3 days. She bled to death and her baby died also. She was only a year younger than my sister.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/09/14/yemen.childbirth.death/index.html
Women in Somalia are being forced to remove their bras and shake their breasts and then are publicly flogged for being "deceptive".
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1220864/Whipped-wearing-deceptive-bra-Hardline-Islamists-Somalia-publicly-flog-women-sharia-crackdown.html
An 83 year old man allegedly shot at his son for refusing to stop drumming.
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/custom/offbeat/sns-ap-us-odd-drumbeat-dispute,0,2360964.story?track=rss
Friday, October 16, 2009
Simple Boy
Current mood: Awake
SONG!
NEWS!
A Nurse, Linda Kaufman, is being re-sentenced for forcing mentally ill patients to work in the nude and to perform sex acts (while billing the government and families for it as "therapy").
http://www.kansas.com/news/story/1014287.html
A baby survived after being hit by a train!
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/10/16/australia.baby.train.escape/index.html?eref=igoogle_cnn
Okay, what do you do when you hit a dog, but the dog is still alive? Do you hit it repeatedly with a hammer and a machete to "put it out of its misery"? No? Well this guy did. Luckily the dog survived, however the driver of the car might not after the owner of the dog took said machete and hammer and beat the hell out of the other guy.
http://www.postandcourier.com/news/2009/oct/16/violence-erupts-after-dog-run-over/
And a girl, who didn't want to marry the one her parent's picked for her, CUT OUT HER TONGUE AND OFFERED IT TO THE GODS!!
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/bhubaneswar/Girl-chops-off-tongue-to-get-the-right-groom-/articleshow/5125050.cms
A justice of the peace refused to marry an interracial couple. And guess what? It happened just a little while ago this year.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091015/ap_on_re_us/us_interracial_rebuff
A woman had 15 abortions in 17 years. She wrote a book about her "addiction" to destroying life.
http://www.myfoxla.com/dpp/news/national/dpgo_woman_has_15_abortions_over_17_years_lwf_20091014_4040373
Finally, a lady who was born with her feet facing BACKWARDS refused to take disability, claiming she isn't disabled. She can also run faster than her friends!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-499367/Im-disabled-insists-waitress-born-feet-facing-backwards.html
SONG!
NEWS!
A Nurse, Linda Kaufman, is being re-sentenced for forcing mentally ill patients to work in the nude and to perform sex acts (while billing the government and families for it as "therapy").
http://www.kansas.com/news/story/1014287.html
A baby survived after being hit by a train!
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/10/16/australia.baby.train.escape/index.html?eref=igoogle_cnn
Okay, what do you do when you hit a dog, but the dog is still alive? Do you hit it repeatedly with a hammer and a machete to "put it out of its misery"? No? Well this guy did. Luckily the dog survived, however the driver of the car might not after the owner of the dog took said machete and hammer and beat the hell out of the other guy.
http://www.postandcourier.com/news/2009/oct/16/violence-erupts-after-dog-run-over/
And a girl, who didn't want to marry the one her parent's picked for her, CUT OUT HER TONGUE AND OFFERED IT TO THE GODS!!
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/bhubaneswar/Girl-chops-off-tongue-to-get-the-right-groom-/articleshow/5125050.cms
A justice of the peace refused to marry an interracial couple. And guess what? It happened just a little while ago this year.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091015/ap_on_re_us/us_interracial_rebuff
A woman had 15 abortions in 17 years. She wrote a book about her "addiction" to destroying life.
http://www.myfoxla.com/dpp/news/national/dpgo_woman_has_15_abortions_over_17_years_lwf_20091014_4040373
Finally, a lady who was born with her feet facing BACKWARDS refused to take disability, claiming she isn't disabled. She can also run faster than her friends!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-499367/Im-disabled-insists-waitress-born-feet-facing-backwards.html
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Goodbye, My Heart
Current mood: Blah
Okay a bit of a depressing song today, but I love it. Goodbye My Heart by Jisun is your song of the day. It has English Subs so you can actually understand what she is saying!
Now onto your news of the day which is going to go a little something like this:
7 Sex tips that can actually put your man in the hospital... and Cosmo is the one telling you to do it!!
http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital/?virgin
A North Carolina Church is going to be holding a "book burning" of "Satan" books. These so called "Satan Books" are going to include books by Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, the Pope, as well as several versions of the Bible that they believe to be "Satan Bibles". What the hell?
http://rawstory.com/2009/10/n-c-church-to-burn-satans-books-including-works-of-mother-theresa/
An eight-month pregnant stripper gets probation for attacking a fellow "exotic dancer" with a stilletto heel. She claims it was in self-defense.
http://www.ohio.com/news/64087222.html
World's Most Interesting and Needless Facts!! Enjoy! http://cbs4denver.com/slideshows/bizarre.facts.20.1243030.html
A woman was gored by a male deer after trying to pet it!!
http://cbs4denver.com/local/woman.gored.deer.2.1245857.html
And this is just strange!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/art-news/6319258/Church-art-exhibition-includes-crucified-ape-and-black-Jesus-on-electric-chair.html
And that's all for today... Go check out my massive video upload on youtube!! www.youtube.com/saraicrazyshow
OUT like leopard print pants.
Okay a bit of a depressing song today, but I love it. Goodbye My Heart by Jisun is your song of the day. It has English Subs so you can actually understand what she is saying!
Now onto your news of the day which is going to go a little something like this:
7 Sex tips that can actually put your man in the hospital... and Cosmo is the one telling you to do it!!
http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital/?virgin
A North Carolina Church is going to be holding a "book burning" of "Satan" books. These so called "Satan Books" are going to include books by Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, the Pope, as well as several versions of the Bible that they believe to be "Satan Bibles". What the hell?
http://rawstory.com/2009/10/n-c-church-to-burn-satans-books-including-works-of-mother-theresa/
An eight-month pregnant stripper gets probation for attacking a fellow "exotic dancer" with a stilletto heel. She claims it was in self-defense.
http://www.ohio.com/news/64087222.html
World's Most Interesting and Needless Facts!! Enjoy! http://cbs4denver.com/slideshows/bizarre.facts.20.1243030.html
A woman was gored by a male deer after trying to pet it!!
http://cbs4denver.com/local/woman.gored.deer.2.1245857.html
And this is just strange!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/art-news/6319258/Church-art-exhibition-includes-crucified-ape-and-black-Jesus-on-electric-chair.html
And that's all for today... Go check out my massive video upload on youtube!! www.youtube.com/saraicrazyshow
OUT like leopard print pants.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Fireflies die in a Mad World
Current mood: Bummed
Hello everyone,
Sorry there has been no blog for a couple of days. I have been very sickly and even had a trip to the ER. I'll be okay though, I'm not dying, so I'll be fine eventually.
Since I haven't posted I'm going to post two songs and as much news as possible. Enjoy!
Sarai
Song Number ONE: Fireflies by Owl City
Song Number TWO: Adam Lambert's cover of "Mad World" by Tears for Fears
and now onto the News:
TODAY
Because of a fight over a game of chess one 30 year old man is dead and another is going to spend 10 years in Jail.
http://www.press-citizen.com/article/20091013/NEWS01/910130322/1079/news01
For the first time in 230 years a flute that belonged to Frederick the Great, King of Prussia, was played. The flute is made of silver, ebony and ivory and was played Saturday during a festival on Usedom, which is a Baltic island.
http://www.cbc.ca/arts/music/story/2009/10/12/flute-frederick-prussia.html
In Laredo, Texas Police found a fake school bus full of 5,000lbs of Marijuana. They are still searching for the driver of said bus.
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/tx/6664330.html
A guy walks into a store and steals some beer, only to come back an hour later and pay for it.
http://www.azcentral.com/community/phoenix/articles/2009/10/12/20091012abrk-circlekrobbery1012.html
Maurice Sendak, author of "Where the Wild Things Are" said in an interview that parents who are complaining about the movie being to scary for their children should "go to hell".
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?entry_id=49362
YESTERDAY
The mayor of Sacremento California was robbed of a suit, a pair of shoes and some personal items while trying to help an elderly gentleman carry his items in San Francisco.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=8810178
In Maplewood, New Jersey, there is a place where children in wheel-chairs can learn how to Fence. Mickey Zeljkovic is giving children with wheel-chair bound disabilities a chance at a new activity and he also instructed Tariq al Qallaf, an adult wheel-chair fencing champion.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/12/nyregion/12fencing.html?_r=4
A giant vagina sculpture mysteriously appeared in a guy's yard after he came home from a night partying. It is estimated to weigh about 100lbs.
http://www.tri-cityherald.com/kennewick_pasco_richland/story/750097.html
A gentleman accidentally killed his fiancee the day BEFORE they were supposed to get married when he thought he had an intruder in the house.
http://www.katu.com/news/national/63927107.html
And this is just mildly amusing : http://advice.nerve.com/2009/10/09/sex-advice-from-mathematicians/
An insurance company has refused to insure a baby because he has a pre-existing condition. He is 17lbs and therefore "obese".
http://rawstory.com/2009/10/insurer-refuses-to-cover-baby-says-hes-too-fat/
Hello everyone,
Sorry there has been no blog for a couple of days. I have been very sickly and even had a trip to the ER. I'll be okay though, I'm not dying, so I'll be fine eventually.
Since I haven't posted I'm going to post two songs and as much news as possible. Enjoy!
Sarai
Song Number ONE: Fireflies by Owl City
Song Number TWO: Adam Lambert's cover of "Mad World" by Tears for Fears
and now onto the News:
TODAY
Because of a fight over a game of chess one 30 year old man is dead and another is going to spend 10 years in Jail.
http://www.press-citizen.com/article/20091013/NEWS01/910130322/1079/news01
For the first time in 230 years a flute that belonged to Frederick the Great, King of Prussia, was played. The flute is made of silver, ebony and ivory and was played Saturday during a festival on Usedom, which is a Baltic island.
http://www.cbc.ca/arts/music/story/2009/10/12/flute-frederick-prussia.html
In Laredo, Texas Police found a fake school bus full of 5,000lbs of Marijuana. They are still searching for the driver of said bus.
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/tx/6664330.html
A guy walks into a store and steals some beer, only to come back an hour later and pay for it.
http://www.azcentral.com/community/phoenix/articles/2009/10/12/20091012abrk-circlekrobbery1012.html
Maurice Sendak, author of "Where the Wild Things Are" said in an interview that parents who are complaining about the movie being to scary for their children should "go to hell".
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?entry_id=49362
YESTERDAY
The mayor of Sacremento California was robbed of a suit, a pair of shoes and some personal items while trying to help an elderly gentleman carry his items in San Francisco.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=8810178
In Maplewood, New Jersey, there is a place where children in wheel-chairs can learn how to Fence. Mickey Zeljkovic is giving children with wheel-chair bound disabilities a chance at a new activity and he also instructed Tariq al Qallaf, an adult wheel-chair fencing champion.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/12/nyregion/12fencing.html?_r=4
A giant vagina sculpture mysteriously appeared in a guy's yard after he came home from a night partying. It is estimated to weigh about 100lbs.
http://www.tri-cityherald.com/kennewick_pasco_richland/story/750097.html
A gentleman accidentally killed his fiancee the day BEFORE they were supposed to get married when he thought he had an intruder in the house.
http://www.katu.com/news/national/63927107.html
And this is just mildly amusing : http://advice.nerve.com/2009/10/09/sex-advice-from-mathematicians/
An insurance company has refused to insure a baby because he has a pre-existing condition. He is 17lbs and therefore "obese".
http://rawstory.com/2009/10/insurer-refuses-to-cover-baby-says-hes-too-fat/
Friday, October 09, 2009
Eat Me, Beat Me, Treat Me like your Favorite Backdoor Whore!
Current mood: Luminous
ELECTRIC CUCUMBER!!! EAT ME BEAT ME TREAT ME LIKE YOUR FAVORITE BACKDOOR WHORE!!!
Some interesting things going on in the world!
In Lima, Peru someone stole a LUNG from an exhibition on human cadavers! NO KIDDING! AND they were offering $2,000 for the return of the organ. Its okay though, it's been returned, everyone can breathe easier!
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10602408
A Guy misses the birth of his child because he was too busy sexually abusing the nurse trying to deliver his baby! What a creep!
http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_13527317
And this is just funny! http://www.popbitch.com/home/2009/10/05/red-pepper-news/
ELECTRIC CUCUMBER!!! EAT ME BEAT ME TREAT ME LIKE YOUR FAVORITE BACKDOOR WHORE!!!
Some interesting things going on in the world!
In Lima, Peru someone stole a LUNG from an exhibition on human cadavers! NO KIDDING! AND they were offering $2,000 for the return of the organ. Its okay though, it's been returned, everyone can breathe easier!
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10602408
A Guy misses the birth of his child because he was too busy sexually abusing the nurse trying to deliver his baby! What a creep!
http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_13527317
And this is just funny! http://www.popbitch.com/home/2009/10/05/red-pepper-news/
Thursday, October 08, 2009
Noddin' my head like YEAH!
Current mood: Bouncy
First THE NEWS!
Explosives and marijuana were discovered at a Southern California home that was also a child day care center after Benjamin Kuzelka, 23, blew off his hand while mixing homemade explosives. The guy, Benjamin, walked into the ER saying he had SHOT his hand, instead of blowing it up.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=8784218
So apparently you should check your Bananas before eating them. Why? Because the Mexicans have started trying to ship several tons of marijuana underneath over-ripe bananas. Apparently before that it was bricks of cocaine in the Virgin Mary and a Frozen Shark. What do the Holy Virgin and a Frozen Shark have in common? Well they are both frigid. (I'm going to hell for that one) Moving on, follow the link and read the article.
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.22a27d6246cb6cb39b275ef86dbe1fa4.3e1&show_article=1&catnum=0
At a Dartmouth Nursing home a 100 year old woman was strangled and suffocated with a plastic bag. Police vow to find her murderer. Why would someone strangle a 100 year old woman? No one knows.
http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2009/10/justice_sought.html
And I don't even know where to begin on this article! http://www.seattlepi.com/local/410808_radioactivepoop5.html
Apparently Bozo the Deer Clown died recently... he was found on someone's porch still dressed in his clown outfit... Well his name wasn't Bozo, but he was definitely dead and he was definitely dressed as a clown and he was DEFINITELY a Deer.
http://www.centredaily.com/128/story/1555284.html
And, for good measure, enjoy these two articles:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218989/24-pygmy-hedgehogs-adopted-animal-lover.html
http://thechronicleherald.ca/NovaScotia/1146319.html
So my mom and I were driving down the highway yesterday, on our way to test out my new car (Yeah, I got a car!) and this song came on the radio. Immediately my mom and I started dancing in the truck, singing along and being silly. We were stuck in bumper to bumper traffic that wasn't going to move any time soon. And apparently the people in the car in front of us heard the same song, because they started dancing too. It was so great to share that moment with my mom, I only wish Hannah (my baby sister) had been there too, it would've been perfect. So, in honor of yesterday and the happiness that I will now ALWAYS associate with this song, here is what we crazy people were dancing to. ENJOY!
First THE NEWS!
Explosives and marijuana were discovered at a Southern California home that was also a child day care center after Benjamin Kuzelka, 23, blew off his hand while mixing homemade explosives. The guy, Benjamin, walked into the ER saying he had SHOT his hand, instead of blowing it up.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=8784218
So apparently you should check your Bananas before eating them. Why? Because the Mexicans have started trying to ship several tons of marijuana underneath over-ripe bananas. Apparently before that it was bricks of cocaine in the Virgin Mary and a Frozen Shark. What do the Holy Virgin and a Frozen Shark have in common? Well they are both frigid. (I'm going to hell for that one) Moving on, follow the link and read the article.
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.22a27d6246cb6cb39b275ef86dbe1fa4.3e1&show_article=1&catnum=0
At a Dartmouth Nursing home a 100 year old woman was strangled and suffocated with a plastic bag. Police vow to find her murderer. Why would someone strangle a 100 year old woman? No one knows.
http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2009/10/justice_sought.html
And I don't even know where to begin on this article! http://www.seattlepi.com/local/410808_radioactivepoop5.html
Apparently Bozo the Deer Clown died recently... he was found on someone's porch still dressed in his clown outfit... Well his name wasn't Bozo, but he was definitely dead and he was definitely dressed as a clown and he was DEFINITELY a Deer.
http://www.centredaily.com/128/story/1555284.html
And, for good measure, enjoy these two articles:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218989/24-pygmy-hedgehogs-adopted-animal-lover.html
http://thechronicleherald.ca/NovaScotia/1146319.html
So my mom and I were driving down the highway yesterday, on our way to test out my new car (Yeah, I got a car!) and this song came on the radio. Immediately my mom and I started dancing in the truck, singing along and being silly. We were stuck in bumper to bumper traffic that wasn't going to move any time soon. And apparently the people in the car in front of us heard the same song, because they started dancing too. It was so great to share that moment with my mom, I only wish Hannah (my baby sister) had been there too, it would've been perfect. So, in honor of yesterday and the happiness that I will now ALWAYS associate with this song, here is what we crazy people were dancing to. ENJOY!
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
The Shortness of the Day!!
Current mood: Annoyed
Your song of the day is being a bitch and doesn't want me to embed it, so here is the link to it. One of my favorite videos EVER!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oY5tSxv4oU
News!
Tuesday at 4pm police were called in for a domestic dispute. Once there they seized a four-foot alligator! The incident led to the arrest of two residents and the confiscation of the dangerous reptile.
http://www.pressconnects.com/article/20091007/COMMUN03/91007010
A child molester claims that not only did the girl ASK him to check her breasts for lumps and her pubic area for sores, but he is also being extorted by Gypsies. One confusing case!
http://www.fresnobee.com/updates/story/1663781.html#
$24 poorer, this guy got his arm stuck in a public toilet after trying to retrieve his money.
http://en.rian.ru/strange/20091005/156359967.html
Your song of the day is being a bitch and doesn't want me to embed it, so here is the link to it. One of my favorite videos EVER!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oY5tSxv4oU
News!
Tuesday at 4pm police were called in for a domestic dispute. Once there they seized a four-foot alligator! The incident led to the arrest of two residents and the confiscation of the dangerous reptile.
http://www.pressconnects.com/article/20091007/COMMUN03/91007010
A child molester claims that not only did the girl ASK him to check her breasts for lumps and her pubic area for sores, but he is also being extorted by Gypsies. One confusing case!
http://www.fresnobee.com/updates/story/1663781.html#
$24 poorer, this guy got his arm stuck in a public toilet after trying to retrieve his money.
http://en.rian.ru/strange/20091005/156359967.html
Tuesday, October 06, 2009
Sophisticated Sideways Pony-Tail
Current mood: Jedi
WTF Song of the day! ^^ (I love being eclectic in my musical tastes!)
NEWS
Things got a little milky in Brussels when Farmers protesting the falling prices of milk started throwing eggs and spraying milk. One farmer actually went up to a cow and sprayed police officers with the milk. There is a picture, follow the link
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/06/business/global/06milk.html?_r=2
A guy wanting rob a store in Haverhill Massachusetts apparently fled after the clerk demanded to see the gun the robber claimed to be holding. The robber went and hid in the woods where the police found him, without a gun.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/10/05/Robber-fled-when-clerk-demanded-gun-proof/UPI-91831254779548/
In Tampa Florida a guy took his CHILDREN to a drug deal with him and then when it got busted up hid the cocaine in his ASS!
http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local/story/Man-hid-cocaine-in-his-buttocks-cops-say/z0amk5s7JkSazUCQqOJsdQ.cspx
A woman in Alabama is in jail for placing her thirteen year old daughter in a cardboard box (held securely with coat hangers) on top of her VAN. The child is unharmed and now staying with a relative.
http://blog.al.com/breaking/2009/10/woman_charged_for_having_child.html?1
WTF Song of the day! ^^ (I love being eclectic in my musical tastes!)
NEWS
Things got a little milky in Brussels when Farmers protesting the falling prices of milk started throwing eggs and spraying milk. One farmer actually went up to a cow and sprayed police officers with the milk. There is a picture, follow the link
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/06/business/global/06milk.html?_r=2
A guy wanting rob a store in Haverhill Massachusetts apparently fled after the clerk demanded to see the gun the robber claimed to be holding. The robber went and hid in the woods where the police found him, without a gun.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/10/05/Robber-fled-when-clerk-demanded-gun-proof/UPI-91831254779548/
In Tampa Florida a guy took his CHILDREN to a drug deal with him and then when it got busted up hid the cocaine in his ASS!
http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local/story/Man-hid-cocaine-in-his-buttocks-cops-say/z0amk5s7JkSazUCQqOJsdQ.cspx
A woman in Alabama is in jail for placing her thirteen year old daughter in a cardboard box (held securely with coat hangers) on top of her VAN. The child is unharmed and now staying with a relative.
http://blog.al.com/breaking/2009/10/woman_charged_for_having_child.html?1
Monday, October 05, 2009
Barbara Manatee
Current mood: Froggy
So your song is one of my favorite silly songs!! ^^
News of the day!
Mark Anthony Griffin, from Bartow, Florida, got sentenced to 15 years of prison time because of stealing a box of cereal and a can of evaporated milk.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,560260,00.html?test=latestnews
Gretchen Whitted, 74 years old, was viciously attacked by A PACK OF RACCOONS! She was trying to shoo them out of her yard and was then attacked by five raccoons.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,560150,00.html
Kelly Ann Walz, 37, was killed on Sunday by a 350lbs "pet" black bear being kept by her husband who was an exotic pet dealer.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,560144,00.html
New York mom slashed her child's throat because he wouldn't stop crying. Fortunately the baby survived.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,560149,00.html?test=latestnews
In Taiwan a 17 year old boy chopped off his father's hands with a knife for years of abuse.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,556921,00.html?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a16:g12:r5:c0.093832:b28113262:z10
And just for the hell of it:
Sex in the Middle Ages (10 Titillating Facts you always wanted to know but were afraid to ask! http://www.oddee.com/item_96646.aspx
When Ex-Lovers take Revenge! http://www.oddee.com/item_96736.aspx
15 Most IDIOTIC Tattoos! http://www.oddee.com/item_96748.aspx
Experience some strange World's Longest (no dicks!) http://www.oddee.com/item_96837.aspx
12 Accidental Deaths You WILL NOT Belive! http://www.oddee.com/item_96835.aspx
and last, but not least:
12 Weirdest Barbie-Inspired Dolls (this is some crazy shit!) http://www.oddee.com/item_96785.aspx
So your song is one of my favorite silly songs!! ^^
News of the day!
Mark Anthony Griffin, from Bartow, Florida, got sentenced to 15 years of prison time because of stealing a box of cereal and a can of evaporated milk.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,560260,00.html?test=latestnews
Gretchen Whitted, 74 years old, was viciously attacked by A PACK OF RACCOONS! She was trying to shoo them out of her yard and was then attacked by five raccoons.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,560150,00.html
Kelly Ann Walz, 37, was killed on Sunday by a 350lbs "pet" black bear being kept by her husband who was an exotic pet dealer.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,560144,00.html
New York mom slashed her child's throat because he wouldn't stop crying. Fortunately the baby survived.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,560149,00.html?test=latestnews
In Taiwan a 17 year old boy chopped off his father's hands with a knife for years of abuse.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,556921,00.html?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a16:g12:r5:c0.093832:b28113262:z10
And just for the hell of it:
Sex in the Middle Ages (10 Titillating Facts you always wanted to know but were afraid to ask! http://www.oddee.com/item_96646.aspx
When Ex-Lovers take Revenge! http://www.oddee.com/item_96736.aspx
15 Most IDIOTIC Tattoos! http://www.oddee.com/item_96748.aspx
Experience some strange World's Longest (no dicks!) http://www.oddee.com/item_96837.aspx
12 Accidental Deaths You WILL NOT Belive! http://www.oddee.com/item_96835.aspx
and last, but not least:
12 Weirdest Barbie-Inspired Dolls (this is some crazy shit!) http://www.oddee.com/item_96785.aspx
Sunday, October 04, 2009
Some more craziness...
Current mood: Creative
Sarai: My vagina's name is Delilah because it draws your penis in like Samson
Mrs. Wilhoit: What do you think?
Sarai: The Doctors and Nurses don't know.
Sarai: *Ice Cream Zombie Sarai moves in on the unsuspecting Chocolate Ice Cream in the Freezer, it has no idea that it is about to be CONSUMED!*
Sarai: *singing* Its raining muffins, hallelujah! Its raining muffins, AMEN. I'm going to go out and get, absolutely STUFFED AND WET!!
Chris: If it was German it would've gone through that wall.
Sarai: Yeah right, if it was German it would've stopped for CAKE!
Sarai: I dreamt the toliet paper was trying to molest me and THEN it threatened to plug me up so that I wouldn't be able to go to the bathroom ever again! So I tore it into pieces and burned it.
Donnie: They created a special exhibit just for Him in the Museum of Sodomy!
Sarai: Yeah, it teaches you how to shove your head all the way up your ass!
Sarai: You are a cat perch. I shall call you CP from now on
Sarai: I COULD BE YOUR MOM!!! HONEYBLADE!
Sarai: SPARKLES! I have sparkly AIDS. Its very sad. And I infected everyone else!
Sarai: The first book says "Guide to seduction" The middle says "Everything Tantric Sex" and the last says "Getting Pregnant"
Trent: How much sugar and caffeine have you had today?
Sarai: A LOT!!! SO MUCH!! WHIPPED CREAM!!! *bounces*
Sarai: If i spray Fawn with whipped cream, can I hide out at your house?
Sarai: No the hermaphroditic part.
Sarai: Did you hear? I'm sleeping with a french mime!
Sarai: Sucks to be you right now, stuck in that chair. its okay though, I won't hurt you or anything. you just get to be my toy, forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.....................................................................................................................
Sarai: Fawn ate my boob shaped chips... *sigh*
Sarai: When Fawn plays Toshi incessantly she makes me want run into the arms of Jennifer Lopez!!!
Sarai: So Fawn is going to kill me
Trent: Because you stopped resisting.
Sarai: No, because I said I wanted to dance around the house naked to Jennifer Lopez
Sarai: I cook Your food...
Fawn: So?
Sarai: Well how do you know I didn't poison it with Jennifer Lopez?
Sarai: You know, it all comes down to that epic question: am I smarter than George W. Bush?
Trent: *looks shocked*
Sarai: You know, I actually have other interests besides cross-dressing singers.
Sarai: I'm sorry, my brain isn't inside my head... its floating about with the flies.
Trent: How many times has Fawn been adopted?
Sarai: Well, Yo and my Mom... Wow, Yo and my Mom could be married... awkward
Trent: Especially with you having the hots for him.
Sarai: No reason. I'm SG (silly girl), GG (goofy girl), PB (pedantic bitch) and CG (crazy girl). I do strange things!
Sarai: Now you're just getting fawning ridiculous
Sarai: I just got gang raped poked!!
Trent: There are things I don't need to hear.
Trent: I know because I've been there.
Sarai: Did you buy the t-shirt while you were there?
Sarai: Then how does oral work?
Trent: You know I'm not comfortable explaining that.
Sarai: She's strangling me ... and now she's touching my boobs
Trent: You probably deserve it.
Sarai: I'M BEING MOLESTED!!
Trent: So let me get this straight.
Sarai: There is nothing straight about this.
Sarai: So I've been mind-fucked 4 times today... How was your day?
Sarai: And then i decided to come down from my pedestal and talk to you people
Fawny: Oh you have a pedestal...?
Sarai: Yes, yes I do. hide lent me one to see if I liked it
Sarai: I was giving Fawn a lesson in breasts today.
Sarai: Not bothered love, just dead... I mean not dead madam, just wounded. Tis only a flesh wound.... where was I?
Sarai: DAMN STRAIGHT! or crooked... either way
Fawny: Boob-gram?
Sarai: Yes, I delievered a "boob-gram" to you
Sarai: Yes, her boobs are screen squigglies. And beautiful screen squigglies they are!
Sarai: Yep, you're undead. Thus speaketh the Fawn
Sarai (ON MIDOL): Only slightly... BARELY WORTH MENTIONING! I need Coffee... do we have any coffee? I NEED MT. FUCKING DEW!!! *dances about living room in sugar craze*
Sarai (ON MIDOL): I'm not going insane... I swear... I hit my hand... I think my head hurts... fjweorur9y4hkljk;fj]]=024up *SQUEE* I HAVE SPARKLY PANTS!! *dances*
Sarai (ON MIDOL): I cna't rememebr my name right now. Sarai? name? age? ocial ecurity? _*_ Upside down!
Sarai: I GIGGLE AT THEE!! Beware my giggling!
Sarai: (ON MIDOL): Yes, precious deep breathings
Sarai: (ON MIDOL): *whispers* i see gay people!! Like "i see dead people" except the people are of the homosexual nature
Sarai: there was a bug on me...
Trent: Did it go for shelter?
Sarai: it was crawling on me
Fawny: No it didn't go after her boobs...
Sarai: and i squealed and then knocked it off. do you suppose it died?
Trent: No, it's just plotting until you aren't looking.
Sarai: oh... maybe it will grow wings like the pink spider and fly away
Sarai: Elsewhere in the world, people are eating pygmy pies made entirely of White dental floss!
Sarai: If aliens really do exist... I'll give my brother a piggyback ride to mars!
Sarai: Things could be worse: At least you're not being rectally probed by aliens.
Fawny says:
See?
Fawny says:
Cry faced...
Sam says:
just checking
Sam says:
I mean your bowel movements are extremely important to me
A Conversation with Myself
Sarai One says:
she says no, but i'm sure this is annoying
Sarai One says:
that is why she would kill me
Sarai Two says:
or us
Sarai Two says:
whichever
Sarai One says:
or maybe she'll just kill you
Sarai One says:
and leave me be
Sarai One says:
did you ever think of that?
Sarai Two says:
no, actually i didn't
Sarai says:
so i might be talking to Zombie Yog?
Yog says:
Quite possibly.
Yog says:
I feel like a zombie.
Yog says:
But I dreamed about vampires ... so you never know.
Sarai says:
I'm so very sorry. Art thou hungry for brains?
Yog says:
No, and strangely not thirsty either.
Sarai says:
yep, you're undead. thus speaketh the fawn
Sarai: My vagina's name is Delilah because it draws your penis in like Samson
Mrs. Wilhoit: What do you think?
Sarai: The Doctors and Nurses don't know.
Sarai: *Ice Cream Zombie Sarai moves in on the unsuspecting Chocolate Ice Cream in the Freezer, it has no idea that it is about to be CONSUMED!*
Sarai: *singing* Its raining muffins, hallelujah! Its raining muffins, AMEN. I'm going to go out and get, absolutely STUFFED AND WET!!
Chris: If it was German it would've gone through that wall.
Sarai: Yeah right, if it was German it would've stopped for CAKE!
Sarai: I dreamt the toliet paper was trying to molest me and THEN it threatened to plug me up so that I wouldn't be able to go to the bathroom ever again! So I tore it into pieces and burned it.
Donnie: They created a special exhibit just for Him in the Museum of Sodomy!
Sarai: Yeah, it teaches you how to shove your head all the way up your ass!
Sarai: You are a cat perch. I shall call you CP from now on
Sarai: I COULD BE YOUR MOM!!! HONEYBLADE!
Sarai: SPARKLES! I have sparkly AIDS. Its very sad. And I infected everyone else!
Sarai: The first book says "Guide to seduction" The middle says "Everything Tantric Sex" and the last says "Getting Pregnant"
Trent: How much sugar and caffeine have you had today?
Sarai: A LOT!!! SO MUCH!! WHIPPED CREAM!!! *bounces*
Sarai: If i spray Fawn with whipped cream, can I hide out at your house?
Sarai: No the hermaphroditic part.
Sarai: Did you hear? I'm sleeping with a french mime!
Sarai: Sucks to be you right now, stuck in that chair. its okay though, I won't hurt you or anything. you just get to be my toy, forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.....................................................................................................................
Sarai: Fawn ate my boob shaped chips... *sigh*
Sarai: When Fawn plays Toshi incessantly she makes me want run into the arms of Jennifer Lopez!!!
Sarai: So Fawn is going to kill me
Trent: Because you stopped resisting.
Sarai: No, because I said I wanted to dance around the house naked to Jennifer Lopez
Sarai: I cook Your food...
Fawn: So?
Sarai: Well how do you know I didn't poison it with Jennifer Lopez?
Sarai: You know, it all comes down to that epic question: am I smarter than George W. Bush?
Trent: *looks shocked*
Sarai: You know, I actually have other interests besides cross-dressing singers.
Sarai: I'm sorry, my brain isn't inside my head... its floating about with the flies.
Trent: How many times has Fawn been adopted?
Sarai: Well, Yo and my Mom... Wow, Yo and my Mom could be married... awkward
Trent: Especially with you having the hots for him.
Sarai: No reason. I'm SG (silly girl), GG (goofy girl), PB (pedantic bitch) and CG (crazy girl). I do strange things!
Sarai: Now you're just getting fawning ridiculous
Sarai: I just got gang raped poked!!
Trent: There are things I don't need to hear.
Trent: I know because I've been there.
Sarai: Did you buy the t-shirt while you were there?
Sarai: Then how does oral work?
Trent: You know I'm not comfortable explaining that.
Sarai: She's strangling me ... and now she's touching my boobs
Trent: You probably deserve it.
Sarai: I'M BEING MOLESTED!!
Trent: So let me get this straight.
Sarai: There is nothing straight about this.
Sarai: So I've been mind-fucked 4 times today... How was your day?
Sarai: And then i decided to come down from my pedestal and talk to you people
Fawny: Oh you have a pedestal...?
Sarai: Yes, yes I do. hide lent me one to see if I liked it
Sarai: I was giving Fawn a lesson in breasts today.
Sarai: Not bothered love, just dead... I mean not dead madam, just wounded. Tis only a flesh wound.... where was I?
Sarai: DAMN STRAIGHT! or crooked... either way
Fawny: Boob-gram?
Sarai: Yes, I delievered a "boob-gram" to you
Sarai: Yes, her boobs are screen squigglies. And beautiful screen squigglies they are!
Sarai: Yep, you're undead. Thus speaketh the Fawn
Sarai (ON MIDOL): Only slightly... BARELY WORTH MENTIONING! I need Coffee... do we have any coffee? I NEED MT. FUCKING DEW!!! *dances about living room in sugar craze*
Sarai (ON MIDOL): I'm not going insane... I swear... I hit my hand... I think my head hurts... fjweorur9y4hkljk;fj]]=024up *SQUEE* I HAVE SPARKLY PANTS!! *dances*
Sarai (ON MIDOL): I cna't rememebr my name right now. Sarai? name? age? ocial ecurity? _*_ Upside down!
Sarai: I GIGGLE AT THEE!! Beware my giggling!
Sarai: (ON MIDOL): Yes, precious deep breathings
Sarai: (ON MIDOL): *whispers* i see gay people!! Like "i see dead people" except the people are of the homosexual nature
Sarai: there was a bug on me...
Trent: Did it go for shelter?
Sarai: it was crawling on me
Fawny: No it didn't go after her boobs...
Sarai: and i squealed and then knocked it off. do you suppose it died?
Trent: No, it's just plotting until you aren't looking.
Sarai: oh... maybe it will grow wings like the pink spider and fly away
Sarai: Elsewhere in the world, people are eating pygmy pies made entirely of White dental floss!
Sarai: If aliens really do exist... I'll give my brother a piggyback ride to mars!
Sarai: Things could be worse: At least you're not being rectally probed by aliens.
Fawny says:
See?
Fawny says:
Cry faced...
Sam says:
just checking
Sam says:
I mean your bowel movements are extremely important to me
A Conversation with Myself
Sarai One says:
she says no, but i'm sure this is annoying
Sarai One says:
that is why she would kill me
Sarai Two says:
or us
Sarai Two says:
whichever
Sarai One says:
or maybe she'll just kill you
Sarai One says:
and leave me be
Sarai One says:
did you ever think of that?
Sarai Two says:
no, actually i didn't
Sarai says:
so i might be talking to Zombie Yog?
Yog says:
Quite possibly.
Yog says:
I feel like a zombie.
Yog says:
But I dreamed about vampires ... so you never know.
Sarai says:
I'm so very sorry. Art thou hungry for brains?
Yog says:
No, and strangely not thirsty either.
Sarai says:
yep, you're undead. thus speaketh the fawn
A MASSIVE Quote Blog! ^^
Current mood: Blissful
A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses; it is an idea that possesses the mind. - Robert Oxton Bolt
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche
A faithful friend is a strong defense; And he that hath found him hath found a treasure. - Louisa May Alcott
A flower falls, even though we love it; and a weed grows, even though we do not love it. - Dogen
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare
A lie which is half a truth is ever the blackest of lies. - Alfred Lord Tennyson
A man can be destroyed but not defeated. - Ernest Hemingway
A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on. - John F. Kennedy
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde
A Poem begins in Delight and ends in Wisdom. - Robert Frost
A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say it just begins to live that day. - Emily Dickinson
A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C.S. Lewis
Adventure is worthwhile. - Aesop
Adversity is the First path to Truth. - Lord Byron
All great truths begin as blasphemies. - George Bernard Shaw
All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honest would be folly. To believe none so is something worse. - John Quincy Adams
All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts. - William Shakespeare
All truth is simple... is that not doubly a lie? - Friedrich Nietzsche
Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it. - Helen Keller
An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason. - C.S. Lewis
An eye for an eye, and the whole world would be blind. - Kahlil Gibran
Anger clouds the mind, that it cannot perceive the truth. - Cato the Elder
Beauty for some provides escape, who gain a happiness in eyeing the gorgeous buttocks of the ape or Autumn sunsets exquisitely dying. - Langston Hughes
Beauty itself is but the sensible image of the Infinite. - Sir Francis Bacon
Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die. - Amelia Burr
Because of indifference, one dies before one actually dies. - Elie Wiesel
Before you embark on a jouney of revenge, dig two graves. - Confucius
Between the idea and the reality, between the motion and the act, falls the shadow. - T.S. Eliot
Bodily decay is gloomy in prospect, but of all human contemplations the most abhorrent is body without mind. - Thomas Jefferson
But are not the dreams of poets and the tales of travellers notoriously false? - H.P. Lovecraft
Cheers to my Egocentric Self! - Miyavi
Children say that people are hung sometimes for speaking the truth. - Joan of Arc
Consistency thou art a jewel. - Rhett Butler (from Gone with the Wind)
Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare
Creativity has got to start with Humanity and when you're a human being, you feel, you suffer. - Marilyn Monroe
Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck. - George Sander's suicide note.
Death is one moment, and life is so many of them. - Tennessee Williams
Do not lose hold of your dreams or aspirations. For if you do, you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Henry David Thoreau
Do not walk through time without leaving worthy evidence of your passage. - Pope John XXII
Dreaming about being an actress, is more exciting then being one. - Marilyn Monroe
Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every truth has two sides; it is as well to look at both, before we commit ourselves to either. - Aesop
Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground. - John Lennon
Everyone has their challenges. - Wentworth Miller
Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant. - Cary Grant
Failure is simply the non-presence of success. But a fiasco is a disaster of mythic proportions. - Orlando Bloom
Faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see. - Hebrews 11:1
False face must hide what the false heart doth know. - William Shakespeare
Fantasy abandoned by reason produces impossible monsters. - Francisco Goya
Flowers grow out of dark moments. - Corita Kent
For love is immortality. - Emily Dickinson
For the night was not impartial. No, the night loved some more than others, served some more than others. - Eudora Welty
From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate. - Socrates
Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it. - Louisa May Alcott
Go, and never darken my towels again. - Groucho Marx
God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December. - James M. Barrie
God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon
Guess what..... I just ate one of the best ICE CREAMS I've ever had, and it's low carb..... I don't think life is that bad..... Or I should say life is fucking wonderful !!!!!!! - Yoshiki Hayashi
He who controls others may be powerful, but he who has mastered himself is mightier still. - Lao-tze
Horror is the badge of humanity, worn proudly, self-righteously, and often falsely. - Andrew Compton (from Exquisite Corpse)
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde
I am disillusioned enough to know that no man's opinion on any subject is worth a damn unless backed up with enough genuine information to make him really know what he's talking about. - H.P. Lovecraft
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - Edgar Allan Poe
I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now? - John Lennon
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people. - Isaac Newton
I improve on misquotation. - Cary Grant
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway
I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger. - Bill Cosby
Ideology separates us. Dreams and anguish bring us together. - Eugene Ionesco
If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord. - Johannes Sebastian Bach
If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants. - Isaac Newton
If religion were true, its followers would not try to bludgeon their young into an artificial conformity; but would merely insist on their unbending quest for truth, irrespective of artificial backgrounds or practical consequences. - H.P. Lovecraft
If the writing is honest it cannot be separated from the man who wrote it. - Tennessee Williams
If thou must love me, let it be for naught except for love's sake only. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
If we must die, we die defending our rights. - Sitting Bull
I'm a Scorpio, and Scorpios eat themselves out and burn themselves up like me. - Vivien Leigh
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. - Albert Einstein
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx
In the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln
In the Middle of the Journey of our life I came to myself within a dark wood where the straight way was lost. - Dante Aligheri
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. - Cary Grant
It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver. - Niccolo Machiavelli
Knowledge is Power. (Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est) - Sir Francis Bacon
Live as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever. - Gandhi
Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy
Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost
Love Truth, and Pardon Error. - Voltaire
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde
Myths are the dreams of the World. - Joseph Campbell
No one thinks of how much Blood it costs. - Dante Aligheri
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles. - Charles Chaplin
Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw
One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised. - Chinua Achebe
One life is all we have and we live it as we believe in living it. But to sacrifice what you are and to live without belief, that is a fate more terrible than dying. - Joan of Arc
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
Our life is made by the death of others. - Leonardo da Vinci
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars. - Kahlil Gibran
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's to dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Poetry is the rhythmical creation of beauty in words. - Edgar Allan Poe
Pure love is matchless in majesty; it has no parallel in power and there is no darkness it cannot dispel. - Meher Baba
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. - Groucho Marx
Revenge is Savage Justice. - Sir Francis Bacon
Some of the best lessons are learned from past mistakes. The error of the past is the wisdom of the future. - Dale Turner
Sometimes I dread the truth of the lines I say. But the dread must never show. - Vivien Leigh
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan
Tears may be dried up, but the heart never. - Marguerite de Valois
That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse. - James M. Barrie
That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy
The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary. Men alone are quite capable of every wickedness. - Joseph Conrad
The Bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see. - Winston Churchill
The moment of chance is the only poem. - Adrienne Rich
The torture of a bad conscience is the hell of a living soul. - John Calvin
There has to be a measure of faith. That's what this business is all about: trusting in something that may never show up, that you have no concrete proof of. - Wentworth Miller
There is not a righteous man on Earth who does what is right and never sins. - Ecclesiastes 7:20
They claim this mother of ours, the Earth, for their own use, and fence their neighbors away from her, and deface her with their buildings and their refuse. - Sitting Bull
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Lord Tennyson
To Be great is to be Misunderstood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
To measure the man, measure his heart. - Malcolm Stevenson Forbes
Truth is Beautiful, without doubt; but so are Lies. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
We are never Deceived; We deceive ourselves. - Goethe
We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld
We cannot pretend somehow that because Barack Hussein Obama got elected as president, suddenly everything is going to be OK. - Barack Obama
What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up Like a raisin in the sun?... Or does it explode? - Langston Hughes
When our thoughts - which bring actions - are filled with hate against anyone, Negro or white, we are in a living hell. That is as real as hell will ever be. - George Washington Carver
When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver
Words can sometimes, in moments of grace, attain the quality of deeds. - Elie Wiesel
You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face; You must do the thing you think you cannot do. - Eleanor Roosevelt
You know the passage where Scarlett voices her happiness that her mother is dead, so that she can't see what a bad girl Scarlett has become? Well, that's me. - Vivien Leigh
You think I am a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am. - Sitting Bull
A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses; it is an idea that possesses the mind. - Robert Oxton Bolt
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche
A faithful friend is a strong defense; And he that hath found him hath found a treasure. - Louisa May Alcott
A flower falls, even though we love it; and a weed grows, even though we do not love it. - Dogen
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare
A lie which is half a truth is ever the blackest of lies. - Alfred Lord Tennyson
A man can be destroyed but not defeated. - Ernest Hemingway
A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on. - John F. Kennedy
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde
A Poem begins in Delight and ends in Wisdom. - Robert Frost
A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say it just begins to live that day. - Emily Dickinson
A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C.S. Lewis
Adventure is worthwhile. - Aesop
Adversity is the First path to Truth. - Lord Byron
All great truths begin as blasphemies. - George Bernard Shaw
All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honest would be folly. To believe none so is something worse. - John Quincy Adams
All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts. - William Shakespeare
All truth is simple... is that not doubly a lie? - Friedrich Nietzsche
Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it. - Helen Keller
An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason. - C.S. Lewis
An eye for an eye, and the whole world would be blind. - Kahlil Gibran
Anger clouds the mind, that it cannot perceive the truth. - Cato the Elder
Beauty for some provides escape, who gain a happiness in eyeing the gorgeous buttocks of the ape or Autumn sunsets exquisitely dying. - Langston Hughes
Beauty itself is but the sensible image of the Infinite. - Sir Francis Bacon
Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die. - Amelia Burr
Because of indifference, one dies before one actually dies. - Elie Wiesel
Before you embark on a jouney of revenge, dig two graves. - Confucius
Between the idea and the reality, between the motion and the act, falls the shadow. - T.S. Eliot
Bodily decay is gloomy in prospect, but of all human contemplations the most abhorrent is body without mind. - Thomas Jefferson
But are not the dreams of poets and the tales of travellers notoriously false? - H.P. Lovecraft
Cheers to my Egocentric Self! - Miyavi
Children say that people are hung sometimes for speaking the truth. - Joan of Arc
Consistency thou art a jewel. - Rhett Butler (from Gone with the Wind)
Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare
Creativity has got to start with Humanity and when you're a human being, you feel, you suffer. - Marilyn Monroe
Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck. - George Sander's suicide note.
Death is one moment, and life is so many of them. - Tennessee Williams
Do not lose hold of your dreams or aspirations. For if you do, you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Henry David Thoreau
Do not walk through time without leaving worthy evidence of your passage. - Pope John XXII
Dreaming about being an actress, is more exciting then being one. - Marilyn Monroe
Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every truth has two sides; it is as well to look at both, before we commit ourselves to either. - Aesop
Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground. - John Lennon
Everyone has their challenges. - Wentworth Miller
Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant. - Cary Grant
Failure is simply the non-presence of success. But a fiasco is a disaster of mythic proportions. - Orlando Bloom
Faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see. - Hebrews 11:1
False face must hide what the false heart doth know. - William Shakespeare
Fantasy abandoned by reason produces impossible monsters. - Francisco Goya
Flowers grow out of dark moments. - Corita Kent
For love is immortality. - Emily Dickinson
For the night was not impartial. No, the night loved some more than others, served some more than others. - Eudora Welty
From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate. - Socrates
Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it. - Louisa May Alcott
Go, and never darken my towels again. - Groucho Marx
God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December. - James M. Barrie
God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon
Guess what..... I just ate one of the best ICE CREAMS I've ever had, and it's low carb..... I don't think life is that bad..... Or I should say life is fucking wonderful !!!!!!! - Yoshiki Hayashi
He who controls others may be powerful, but he who has mastered himself is mightier still. - Lao-tze
Horror is the badge of humanity, worn proudly, self-righteously, and often falsely. - Andrew Compton (from Exquisite Corpse)
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde
I am disillusioned enough to know that no man's opinion on any subject is worth a damn unless backed up with enough genuine information to make him really know what he's talking about. - H.P. Lovecraft
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - Edgar Allan Poe
I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now? - John Lennon
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people. - Isaac Newton
I improve on misquotation. - Cary Grant
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway
I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger. - Bill Cosby
Ideology separates us. Dreams and anguish bring us together. - Eugene Ionesco
If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord. - Johannes Sebastian Bach
If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants. - Isaac Newton
If religion were true, its followers would not try to bludgeon their young into an artificial conformity; but would merely insist on their unbending quest for truth, irrespective of artificial backgrounds or practical consequences. - H.P. Lovecraft
If the writing is honest it cannot be separated from the man who wrote it. - Tennessee Williams
If thou must love me, let it be for naught except for love's sake only. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
If we must die, we die defending our rights. - Sitting Bull
I'm a Scorpio, and Scorpios eat themselves out and burn themselves up like me. - Vivien Leigh
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. - Albert Einstein
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx
In the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln
In the Middle of the Journey of our life I came to myself within a dark wood where the straight way was lost. - Dante Aligheri
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. - Cary Grant
It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver. - Niccolo Machiavelli
Knowledge is Power. (Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est) - Sir Francis Bacon
Live as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever. - Gandhi
Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy
Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost
Love Truth, and Pardon Error. - Voltaire
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde
Myths are the dreams of the World. - Joseph Campbell
No one thinks of how much Blood it costs. - Dante Aligheri
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles. - Charles Chaplin
Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw
One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised. - Chinua Achebe
One life is all we have and we live it as we believe in living it. But to sacrifice what you are and to live without belief, that is a fate more terrible than dying. - Joan of Arc
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
Our life is made by the death of others. - Leonardo da Vinci
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars. - Kahlil Gibran
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's to dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Poetry is the rhythmical creation of beauty in words. - Edgar Allan Poe
Pure love is matchless in majesty; it has no parallel in power and there is no darkness it cannot dispel. - Meher Baba
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. - Groucho Marx
Revenge is Savage Justice. - Sir Francis Bacon
Some of the best lessons are learned from past mistakes. The error of the past is the wisdom of the future. - Dale Turner
Sometimes I dread the truth of the lines I say. But the dread must never show. - Vivien Leigh
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan
Tears may be dried up, but the heart never. - Marguerite de Valois
That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse. - James M. Barrie
That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy
The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary. Men alone are quite capable of every wickedness. - Joseph Conrad
The Bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see. - Winston Churchill
The moment of chance is the only poem. - Adrienne Rich
The torture of a bad conscience is the hell of a living soul. - John Calvin
There has to be a measure of faith. That's what this business is all about: trusting in something that may never show up, that you have no concrete proof of. - Wentworth Miller
There is not a righteous man on Earth who does what is right and never sins. - Ecclesiastes 7:20
They claim this mother of ours, the Earth, for their own use, and fence their neighbors away from her, and deface her with their buildings and their refuse. - Sitting Bull
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Lord Tennyson
To Be great is to be Misunderstood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
To measure the man, measure his heart. - Malcolm Stevenson Forbes
Truth is Beautiful, without doubt; but so are Lies. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
We are never Deceived; We deceive ourselves. - Goethe
We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld
We cannot pretend somehow that because Barack Hussein Obama got elected as president, suddenly everything is going to be OK. - Barack Obama
What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up Like a raisin in the sun?... Or does it explode? - Langston Hughes
When our thoughts - which bring actions - are filled with hate against anyone, Negro or white, we are in a living hell. That is as real as hell will ever be. - George Washington Carver
When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver
Words can sometimes, in moments of grace, attain the quality of deeds. - Elie Wiesel
You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face; You must do the thing you think you cannot do. - Eleanor Roosevelt
You know the passage where Scarlett voices her happiness that her mother is dead, so that she can't see what a bad girl Scarlett has become? Well, that's me. - Vivien Leigh
You think I am a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am. - Sitting Bull
Songs of the South... Korea that is. ^^
Current mood: Amused
G-Dragon from BIGBANG. This is from his first Solo Album "Heartbreaker". The album is actually really solid too, I love almost all the songs. The video is quite imaginative and has a preview of his song "Breathe" at the end of it. And let me tell you, there is nothing cuter than a sleeping Asian man that can sing and has some awesome muscles ^^ Then again, that's what does it for me.
And now for the NEWS!
In Norwell, Massachusetts a couple, Jared Garfagna and Sara Mohn, assaulted a worker at KFC because they were "upset over the slowness of their order". Not only that, but apparently the gentleman was assaulted because he asked them to stop yelling curse words due to children waiting in line. The victim had cuts on his EYELIDS and WRISTS but for some reason refused Medical treatment.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559580,00.html?test=latestnews
Deadly flooding in India has claimed 205 victims thus far. Flooding was actually WORSENED by AUTHORITIES after they released water from rain-swollen resevoirs. While it was necessary to do this (so that the resevoirs would not burst) it did not help the already drowning situation.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559800,00.html
There is a Serial Rapist on the loose in Kansas. Authorities are warning students to be aware and cautious during upcoming college fall breaks. The rapist is suspected in 5 incidents in Lawrence and Manhattan. The Police officials believe the man is a white, slender male of medium height. They say he usually is armed and wears something over his face.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559880,00.html?test=latestnews
And lastly, a Los Angeles man is being charged with sexual battery by fraud, identity theft, multiple counts of practicing medicine without certification and other sex charges. He molested men he lured to his "sperm clinic" with promises of $4,000 for sperm going toward stem cell research. He apparently gave "physical exams" before the donations.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559583,00.html?test=latestnews
That's your news for the day and your song. Enjoy!! ^^
G-Dragon from BIGBANG. This is from his first Solo Album "Heartbreaker". The album is actually really solid too, I love almost all the songs. The video is quite imaginative and has a preview of his song "Breathe" at the end of it. And let me tell you, there is nothing cuter than a sleeping Asian man that can sing and has some awesome muscles ^^ Then again, that's what does it for me.
And now for the NEWS!
In Norwell, Massachusetts a couple, Jared Garfagna and Sara Mohn, assaulted a worker at KFC because they were "upset over the slowness of their order". Not only that, but apparently the gentleman was assaulted because he asked them to stop yelling curse words due to children waiting in line. The victim had cuts on his EYELIDS and WRISTS but for some reason refused Medical treatment.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559580,00.html?test=latestnews
Deadly flooding in India has claimed 205 victims thus far. Flooding was actually WORSENED by AUTHORITIES after they released water from rain-swollen resevoirs. While it was necessary to do this (so that the resevoirs would not burst) it did not help the already drowning situation.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559800,00.html
There is a Serial Rapist on the loose in Kansas. Authorities are warning students to be aware and cautious during upcoming college fall breaks. The rapist is suspected in 5 incidents in Lawrence and Manhattan. The Police officials believe the man is a white, slender male of medium height. They say he usually is armed and wears something over his face.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559880,00.html?test=latestnews
And lastly, a Los Angeles man is being charged with sexual battery by fraud, identity theft, multiple counts of practicing medicine without certification and other sex charges. He molested men he lured to his "sperm clinic" with promises of $4,000 for sperm going toward stem cell research. He apparently gave "physical exams" before the donations.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559583,00.html?test=latestnews
That's your news for the day and your song. Enjoy!! ^^
Saturday, October 03, 2009
News and Song of the Day!
Current mood: Bummed
NEWS!
So this guy, Mark Kelly DePinto, died recently because his "friends" left him by the side of the road when they knew he was suffering from a heart attack. Basically they were told to perform CPR on the victim and wait for the rescue crew, but as the rescue crew arrived, the car sped off, leaving poor Mr. DePinto dead on the side of the road.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,556180,00.html?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a16:g12:r1:c0.101670:b28093078:z10
People who visited a German Zoo recently are still reeling from watching a Male Syrian Brown Bear attack and kill a female bear.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,556142,00.html?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a16:g2:r1:c0.375147:b27980472:z10
And finally, apparently spiders like the Pope. During one of the Pope's speeches a Large spider was crawling on his clothing.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,556046,00.html?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a16:g2:r5:c0.251658:b27980472:z10
Song of the day!
This is a group called Dio Distraught Overlord. They are so amazing!
NEWS!
So this guy, Mark Kelly DePinto, died recently because his "friends" left him by the side of the road when they knew he was suffering from a heart attack. Basically they were told to perform CPR on the victim and wait for the rescue crew, but as the rescue crew arrived, the car sped off, leaving poor Mr. DePinto dead on the side of the road.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,556180,00.html?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a16:g12:r1:c0.101670:b28093078:z10
People who visited a German Zoo recently are still reeling from watching a Male Syrian Brown Bear attack and kill a female bear.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,556142,00.html?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a16:g2:r1:c0.375147:b27980472:z10
And finally, apparently spiders like the Pope. During one of the Pope's speeches a Large spider was crawling on his clothing.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,556046,00.html?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a16:g2:r5:c0.251658:b27980472:z10
Song of the day!
This is a group called Dio Distraught Overlord. They are so amazing!
Friday, October 02, 2009
Dear Phil... Our romance is Over. I'm sorry... ^^
Current mood: Silly
Dear Phil,
I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants at the Mental Hospital and I saw you sit on Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Sarai
Here's how it's done:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
Okay, so here's how you do it...
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my elbow
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog bit my leg
December - When i threw out your sock drawer
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - rubbed anti-bacterial soap on
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Gossip Girl - Middle-class
Annat - Shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet lips
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Juice – I have a passionate interest for mice
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
Dear Phil,
I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants at the Mental Hospital and I saw you sit on Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Sarai
Here's how it's done:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
Okay, so here's how you do it...
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my elbow
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog bit my leg
December - When i threw out your sock drawer
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - rubbed anti-bacterial soap on
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Gossip Girl - Middle-class
Annat - Shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet lips
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Juice – I have a passionate interest for mice
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
Fa-la-la-Follow the Yellow Brick Road!
Current mood: Breezy
Okay I couldn't resist that one partially because of the article I'm about to share with you right now!
Get this, in a Mountain Commune in Kunming (Southern China) there is a village where you must be 4'3" tall to get in. I'm not kidding, it's a village made completely of dwarves or "little" people. I don't know which is politically correct anymore. Not only that, but they dress up like fairy tale characters to bring in money from Tourism! "As small people we are used to being pushed around and exploited by big people. But here there aren't any big people and everything we do is for us," said spokesman Fu Tien.
Don't believe me? http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Chinese_dwarves_set_up_their_own_village&in_article_id=745272&in_page_id=2
Rome, Italy: Mudslide caused by heavy overnight rains flooded the Sicilian city of Messina. At least 20 people were killed during the deluge and several cars and buildings were swept away. Another 40 people were hospitalized due to various injuries caused by the flooding. Several hundred people are seeking shelter in gyms and schools due to sudden homelessness.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33136687/ns/world_news-europe/
My favorite president (besides John Quincy Adams) Barack Obama met with his top Afghan war commander in Copenhagen, Denmark. The meeting took place privately aboard Air Force One on Friday for a talk the White House described as productive. Apparently they are trying to decide whether or not to send more troops to stomp out more Al Qaeda or to send only some to help out in Pakistan. Not only that, but Obama was in Denmark to place the United State's bid to host the 2016 Olympics Games.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33136780/ns/world_news-south_and_central_asia/
So some guy named Enrique Gonzalez and his friend, Travis Gorman, apparently TATTOOED a GANG symbol on the prior's SEVEN YEAR OLD SON! He is not going to get a life sentence for this (under the Mayhem Charge), but does face a few years in jail for Cruel and inhumane treatment of a child.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559241,00.html
A FIVE year old Texas Boy shot an 800lb. Alligator in the head, thus saving himself from being killed. Apparently he had been trained by his father since he was 4 years old to handle a gun and it came in handy when an 800lb Gator came onto their Texas property.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559103,00.html
And last, but definitely NOT least, in India there were clusters of unhatched Dinosaurs Eggs found by geologists! The eggs were about 13-20cm in diameter and lying in sandy nests about 1.2m wide, under ash from volcanic eruptions.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,558980,00.html
And now, your song of the day!
And an extra video of Gackt, because it makes me giggle more than anything I've ever seen (well besides Debbie Reynolds being Princess Leia's [Carrie Fisher] mom... That makes me giggle very hard and I don't know why.)! Don't worry, it's subtitled in English so you know what he is saying. ^^
Okay I couldn't resist that one partially because of the article I'm about to share with you right now!
Get this, in a Mountain Commune in Kunming (Southern China) there is a village where you must be 4'3" tall to get in. I'm not kidding, it's a village made completely of dwarves or "little" people. I don't know which is politically correct anymore. Not only that, but they dress up like fairy tale characters to bring in money from Tourism! "As small people we are used to being pushed around and exploited by big people. But here there aren't any big people and everything we do is for us," said spokesman Fu Tien.
Don't believe me? http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Chinese_dwarves_set_up_their_own_village&in_article_id=745272&in_page_id=2
Rome, Italy: Mudslide caused by heavy overnight rains flooded the Sicilian city of Messina. At least 20 people were killed during the deluge and several cars and buildings were swept away. Another 40 people were hospitalized due to various injuries caused by the flooding. Several hundred people are seeking shelter in gyms and schools due to sudden homelessness.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33136687/ns/world_news-europe/
My favorite president (besides John Quincy Adams) Barack Obama met with his top Afghan war commander in Copenhagen, Denmark. The meeting took place privately aboard Air Force One on Friday for a talk the White House described as productive. Apparently they are trying to decide whether or not to send more troops to stomp out more Al Qaeda or to send only some to help out in Pakistan. Not only that, but Obama was in Denmark to place the United State's bid to host the 2016 Olympics Games.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33136780/ns/world_news-south_and_central_asia/
So some guy named Enrique Gonzalez and his friend, Travis Gorman, apparently TATTOOED a GANG symbol on the prior's SEVEN YEAR OLD SON! He is not going to get a life sentence for this (under the Mayhem Charge), but does face a few years in jail for Cruel and inhumane treatment of a child.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559241,00.html
A FIVE year old Texas Boy shot an 800lb. Alligator in the head, thus saving himself from being killed. Apparently he had been trained by his father since he was 4 years old to handle a gun and it came in handy when an 800lb Gator came onto their Texas property.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559103,00.html
And last, but definitely NOT least, in India there were clusters of unhatched Dinosaurs Eggs found by geologists! The eggs were about 13-20cm in diameter and lying in sandy nests about 1.2m wide, under ash from volcanic eruptions.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,558980,00.html
And now, your song of the day!
And an extra video of Gackt, because it makes me giggle more than anything I've ever seen (well besides Debbie Reynolds being Princess Leia's [Carrie Fisher] mom... That makes me giggle very hard and I don't know why.)! Don't worry, it's subtitled in English so you know what he is saying. ^^
Thursday, October 01, 2009
News & Song of the Day (10/01/2009)
Current mood: Bouncy
NEWS!
There is a lot of controversy in New York State today, because last night the Empire State Building was lit with the colors of Communist China, in recognition of their 60 years in power today. Apparently people are not happy with this, saying that it is the United States way of showing their support of Totalitarianism.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091001/ap_on_re_us/us_empire_state_building_china
777 dead in Indonesia Earthquake. It was in Padang Indonesia that the earthquake happened, rescue workers report that they pulled victims from heavy rubble of buildings that fell due to the massive earthquake. The death toll is still expected to rise. The earthquake was 7.6 on the richter scale.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,558283,00.html
A United Kingdom Nursery Worker has admitted to several counts of sexual abuse commited on children, some of them as young as 18 months old.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,558550,00.html
And I don't even know what to say about this one, so just go read the article and let me know what you think!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091001/ap_on_sc/us_sci_before_lucy
SONG!
Your song of the day is "I'm Not Your Boyfriend, Baby" by 3Oh!3. To be honest I don't even know why I like this song, but I do. So listen to it and let me know what you think!!
NEWS!
There is a lot of controversy in New York State today, because last night the Empire State Building was lit with the colors of Communist China, in recognition of their 60 years in power today. Apparently people are not happy with this, saying that it is the United States way of showing their support of Totalitarianism.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091001/ap_on_re_us/us_empire_state_building_china
777 dead in Indonesia Earthquake. It was in Padang Indonesia that the earthquake happened, rescue workers report that they pulled victims from heavy rubble of buildings that fell due to the massive earthquake. The death toll is still expected to rise. The earthquake was 7.6 on the richter scale.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,558283,00.html
A United Kingdom Nursery Worker has admitted to several counts of sexual abuse commited on children, some of them as young as 18 months old.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,558550,00.html
And I don't even know what to say about this one, so just go read the article and let me know what you think!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091001/ap_on_sc/us_sci_before_lucy
SONG!
Your song of the day is "I'm Not Your Boyfriend, Baby" by 3Oh!3. To be honest I don't even know why I like this song, but I do. So listen to it and let me know what you think!!
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