Do YOU know where your Children are?

Sarai says:
*Jesus

DaYog says:
*yes?

Sarai says:
*I have a question
*Do you know where your children are?

DaYog says:
*In my pants.

Sarai says:
*Why are they in your pants?

DaYog says:
*OK, actually they are in my scrotum.
*Feel better now?

Sarai says:
*Not particularly

DaYog says:
*See, there are some questions you just shouldn't ask.