Apparently there is a lot of Penis in the news today. O.O I don't quite know what to do about this. So I'll just give it to you hard... I mean STRAIGHT! Agh! The penis is going to my head!
Two articles on Penises:
First a guy gets his penis stuck in a metal pipe.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808171-mans-penis-freed-from-metal-pipe-with-industrial-grinder
Iguana Penis Saga. I didn't know that an Iguana could have a Penis Saga?!
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/35595-happy-end-to-iguana-penis-saga
And now on to other, slightly less awkward articles. Well, less awkward than penis articles. Right?
This guard with INSANE ideas was fired. I wonder why? You have to read this to believe it.
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/031610dnmetjailguard.3d93cdf.html
Eating Bananas might help prevent HIV.
http://www.mnn.com/lifestyle/health/stories/bananas-prevent-hiv-infection
A 13 year old boy was stabbed in a library. Several other articles are in this one.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/nypd_blotter/nypd_daily_blotter_ZIDMBpp2YzWnJh01OsJIgM
The Dowager Duchess of St. Albans had a VERY colorful past. A VERY interesting article nonetheless.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/7450767/The-Dowager-Duchess-of-St-Albans.html
Two men were killed in a freak accident whilst moving a windmill.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/two-men-killed-after-windmill-they-were-moving-hit-powerlines/story-e6frf7jo-1225841401952
Your song for the day is "Good Day" by TallyHall. I really, really like this song.
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