Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Monday, April 01, 2013

A Fool, A Day

I should know better than to argue with fools. Especially on the day of Fools. Does this day give them super powers or just make them EXTRA stupid? Just curious.

If being Liberal is wrong, then I willingly embrace it. Last I checked believing in the Freedom of the Individual didn't make me a Satanist or a Liberal Pig. It made me a human being!

Why do we put labels on ourselves? Why do we feel the need to do that? It makes no sense to me. We are all HUMAN. What labels are needed? What does it matter what I believe and what I don't?

I'm not sorry that I believe in Equal Rights and I don't understand how that makes me wicked.

I'm not sorry that I believe EVERYONE should have the right to Health Care, Education, Marriage, Religion, etc. And I don't understand how that can be so wrong. I don't think I'll ever understand. I don't think I WANT to understand. I want to continue believing in what I believe is right.

I see nothing wrong with being who you are in the supposed "Land of the Free." You know, the one that says I have the right to LIFE, LIBERTY and the Pursuit of HAPPINESS?

Friday, June 15, 2012

A Rocky Road to Hoe.

I have a sincere question:

What the fuck does it matter if President Obama is Muslim, Christian, black or white? Do those things define him as a human being? NO!

You know what defines him as a human being?

His being. His living and breathing. Him being the man that governs us.

He may not do everything right. He may not be the most amazing president ever. Every HUMAN makes mistakes.

He should still be respected. He should still be treated like any other human being.

Besides that, tell me where in the Constitution it says he has to be a Christian? Tell me where it bars people of other faiths from being President. Didn't we come to this land for religious freedom? So religious freedom is for everyone who believes what is acceptable? For only those who believe in Christianity? Fuck that!


I'm done. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of hearing all this bullshit. I'm done.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

March of the Stripper Clowns

Welcome to your fucked up childhood revisited and even more twisted!

Welcome to March of the Stripper Clowns. For those of you who are afraid of clowns, you may want to avert your eyes and cower in fear. Partially because these are half-naked people with, often, scary clown make-up. Just for you!

Why, you may ask? Why would I inflict you all with these fiendish monstrosities? Because my brother and Phil were talking about them at random and I am a blog whore. Yep, that's right. I love blogging and when I need material someone always gives it to me. *insert sex joke here*

Of course, the major questions are:
* How much do they charge per hour? Are the balloon animals free?

* How many come in a carload? Are we talking mini-cooper or VW bug?

* Does the wig come off as well during the strip tease?

* Do they dye their pubes to match their crazy wigs/hair?

* Are these regular circus clowns? (More will fit in the car if they are)

Well, enough questions, let's get to the pictures! Are you ready?

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am the ringleader of Lunacy. Want to join my circus?

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How about this? Is this better?

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No?

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Or this, maybe?

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Well now that your childhood (and nightmares) have been destroyed (or fueled, depending on who you are), that is all for now.

Seriously though, Clown Strippers are fun!

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Top 5 Reasons YOU Should Watch "Pomme & Sarai's Crazy Show"

Current mood: Accomplished

Warning:

Pomme and Sarai's Crazy Show consists of Insanity, craziness and minor language and/or lewdness. There are random boob shots, "Special hug" jokes and references to Gackt's Penis.

We also support Homosexuality, Bisexuality, Heterosexuality, all Religions and Faiths, and Crazy.

We DO NOT support Prejudice, Cruelty, Inappropriate Comments aimed at Children or us (some naughtiness is fun, just don't get carried away) or Child Abuse.

Top 5 Reasons YOU Should Watch "Pomme & Sarai's Crazy Show"

1. We are just that DAMN CUTE!

2. Where else can you get comedy like this?

3. You get a variety of topics and we like input! If you suggest a topic or something crazy for us to do you might see it on our show!!

4. We are ONLY 2 calories per view and are part of a WELL BALANCED YOUTUBE DIET! Though, we are not yet approved by the FDA.

5. We are Asian Music friendly. Not only that, we are Music in General friendly!


Click here ( www.youtube.com/makingcrazylooksexy ) to watch/subscribe/friend our YouTube Channel with all of our episodes!!! ^^