My friends and I have some very odd conversations, text wise. Some we have in person, but they aren't always as hilarious. So, for your viewing pleasure here are some of the crazy texts my friends and I have had.
Me: Communist.
11:27PM Thu, 13 January
My Brother: Liberal :P
12:27AM Fri, 14 January
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K: You only get married once (hypothetically) lol. If a wedding isn't something that is important to you, I say go for it. BUT!!! If even a fraction of you wants a wedding, big or small, I would wait. You could end up resenting your spouse later on, ruining your marriage and causing you to join the circus. I've seen it a hundred times. Also: I happen to be a great wedding singer. I do all Whitney Houston songs, and my rate is low.
12:23PM Thu, 14 July
Me: Well the thinking is that we get married @ the courthouse, then save for a real wedding later on. Also, joining the circus doesn't seem so bad.
12:29PM Thu, 14 July
Me: You are a wedding singer?
12:30PM
K: Ahhh well that doesn't sound too bad. Provided you're ready to be married. Never rush into a decision you have your entire life to make. Am I a wedding singer?
Inside: yes.
Professionally: no.
Your wedding would be my debut.
12:36PM
Me: Whitney Houston is your specialty? I don't think we are rushing. We will have been together 3 years by our chosen wedding date. We've been engaged a year.
12:45PM
K: Yes. I feel like Whitney really gets me. Then I say go for it! Just remember to send me an invitation!
12:48PM
Me: You're wanting to sing at the Monroe County Courthouse on September 1st? Lol.
12:51PM
K: No no.. At a real wedding.
1:03PM
Me: Lol. I know, I was teasing. I will send you an invite someday. I am sure that you will receive many invitations to sing after your debut.
1:07PM
K: Thats a given.
1:08PM
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Phil: Hi parch i mean sarai
9:00PM Thu, 13 January
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Me: Are you working tomorrow?
1:29PM Thu, 14 July
K: Yessum.
1:29PM
Me: I work as well. 2 - 6. POS in fact. I am taking a shift for H. Is he okay? He has been acting strangely. He seemed really down yesterday.
1:33PM
K: No idea. He was over here the other night. Maybe he's pregnant.
1:33PM
Me: That's true. He has been eating a lot of pickles and ice cream.
1:34PM
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Phil: chicken butt sex!!! omg!
2:15PM Sat, 29 January
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K: What is her number again?
10:09PM Wed, 10 August
Me: Why do you always lose her number?
10:55PM Wed, 10 August
K: Hahaha i just never save it.
11:13PM
Me: Silly goose.
11:14PM
K: If I am a bird, I would be an owl. Or an eagle. Or a wolf!!! Muahahaha!
11:19PM
Me: Wolves are not birds!
11:20PM
K: I know.. I got carried away.
11:21PM
Me: Noticed. At least you aren't an acid spraying honey badger?
11:23PM
K: Indeed. Badgers are rude.
11:27PM
Me: Quite.
11:29PM
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Phil: Anything exciting happening today?
2:00PM Sun, 13 February
Me: The entire state decided to divorce Illinois and move back to live with its mother Montana. Other than that no.
2:04PM Sun, 13 February
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Fawn: The highlight of my night. Trent reading porn titles off the TV. We are laughing hysterically...
12:36AM Tue, 29 March
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K: Twainism is a religion I would follow without hesitation.
8:31 PM Mon, 02 May
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Zach: God, your such a tease:p
10:50PM Fri, 03 June
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Me: K. I am drunk texting you. Lol
10:40PM Fri, 15 April
Me: I love alcohol. Tee hee
10:48PM
K: I love you.
10:54PM
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SJ: Hows it hanging ?
9:55PM Wed, 09 March
Me: Free and happy?
9:56PM Wed, 09 March
SJ: Lol tell donny I said to put some pants on
9:56PM
Showing posts with label Mark Twain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mark Twain. Show all posts
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Moments
These are moments I'll remember (and some I'll cherish) forever. I'm trying to savor all of these moments. I'm trying to live like I am dying. Enjoy everything, do everything. No more hesitating!
Breaking into a disco dance session at the stop light with Kid and L.E.D.
Coming up with reasons why the bunny stopped right in the middle of the road so that L.E.D almost hit it. (The bunny lost its bunny job and its wife left, so it had nothing left to live for; its life long dream was to be bunny stew; and it was emo)
Slow dancing with Donnie, in our bedroom, to a song that isn't even romantic.
Talking with Rick, from work, and L.E.D for an hour and half in front of a restaurant on the square.
Standing in front of the Lincoln Memorial for the first time and realizing just how small I really am.
Drooling over Gackt with Donnie.
Feeling pretty for the first time in a long time.
Singing "Good Morning" from "Singing in the Rain" at work, even though it wasn't morning anymore.
Riding in the car on a beautiful day with Kid, where we don't talk but just enjoy the beauty of nature.
Finally getting my GED.
Putting the wrong zip code for my address on the love letter I mailed to Donnie.
Joking about going to the "gangbang" while completely lost with Phil, my brother and Eric.
My sister saying "I'm a sucker for penis" in front of my mother on Mother's Day. The look on my mom's face was also quite priceless.
Meeting my best internet friend in real life.
Realizing that I am who I am and I want to be that person.
The look on Donnie's face when "Judas" by Lady Gaga came on.
Going to the movies with my friends.
Walking to work on a beautiful day, Starbucks Frappuccino in hand, and the complete feeling of contentment.
Making my favorite waiter literally run away from my table because I embarrassed the hell out of him, again.
Being the bigger person in an argument with a willfully ignorant person.
Re-discovering Mark Twain.
Buttering my face after losing my bet with Donnie.
Finally sending that letter to Barack Obama that I've always wanted to send. And realizing that he will NEVER actually read it!
Sending random cards to the people I love, the people I don't know and the people I admire.
Listening to the same part of "Nothing Else Matters" by Apocalyptica over and over and over as loudly as I can. Also, rocking out on the air cello!
Writing my Bucket List.
Several beautiful, unique and out of the blue weddings.
Getting story ideas from some weird and messed up nightmares.
L.E.D and Kid rolling me down the parking lot while I was trashed.
Getting trapped on the tire swing (in my beautiful dress) at L.E.D's graduation party because my feet couldn't touch the ground.
L.E.D, Kid and I all sitting on the swings, even though Kid was in the baby one!
L.E.D's graduation.
Sipping Eggnog Chai with Fawn.
Getting hit on by a random guy in a white SUV with my soon to be sister-in-law.
Discovering that May is Zombie Appreciation Month.
The talking red hamster!
Breaking into a disco dance session at the stop light with Kid and L.E.D.
Coming up with reasons why the bunny stopped right in the middle of the road so that L.E.D almost hit it. (The bunny lost its bunny job and its wife left, so it had nothing left to live for; its life long dream was to be bunny stew; and it was emo)
Slow dancing with Donnie, in our bedroom, to a song that isn't even romantic.
Talking with Rick, from work, and L.E.D for an hour and half in front of a restaurant on the square.
Standing in front of the Lincoln Memorial for the first time and realizing just how small I really am.
Drooling over Gackt with Donnie.
Feeling pretty for the first time in a long time.
Singing "Good Morning" from "Singing in the Rain" at work, even though it wasn't morning anymore.
Riding in the car on a beautiful day with Kid, where we don't talk but just enjoy the beauty of nature.
Finally getting my GED.
Putting the wrong zip code for my address on the love letter I mailed to Donnie.
Joking about going to the "gangbang" while completely lost with Phil, my brother and Eric.
My sister saying "I'm a sucker for penis" in front of my mother on Mother's Day. The look on my mom's face was also quite priceless.
Meeting my best internet friend in real life.
Realizing that I am who I am and I want to be that person.
The look on Donnie's face when "Judas" by Lady Gaga came on.
Going to the movies with my friends.
Walking to work on a beautiful day, Starbucks Frappuccino in hand, and the complete feeling of contentment.
Making my favorite waiter literally run away from my table because I embarrassed the hell out of him, again.
Being the bigger person in an argument with a willfully ignorant person.
Re-discovering Mark Twain.
Buttering my face after losing my bet with Donnie.
Finally sending that letter to Barack Obama that I've always wanted to send. And realizing that he will NEVER actually read it!
Sending random cards to the people I love, the people I don't know and the people I admire.
Listening to the same part of "Nothing Else Matters" by Apocalyptica over and over and over as loudly as I can. Also, rocking out on the air cello!
Writing my Bucket List.
Several beautiful, unique and out of the blue weddings.
Getting story ideas from some weird and messed up nightmares.
L.E.D and Kid rolling me down the parking lot while I was trashed.
Getting trapped on the tire swing (in my beautiful dress) at L.E.D's graduation party because my feet couldn't touch the ground.
L.E.D, Kid and I all sitting on the swings, even though Kid was in the baby one!
L.E.D's graduation.
Sipping Eggnog Chai with Fawn.
Getting hit on by a random guy in a white SUV with my soon to be sister-in-law.
Discovering that May is Zombie Appreciation Month.
The talking red hamster!
Monday, May 02, 2011
Mark Twain
After searching for a particular Mark Twain quote (see previous blog) I read through several more of his quotations and have discovered that Mark Twain was a genius. I knew that he was a wonderful writer (I loved "Tom Sawyer"), but had never really read some of the quotes he has. They are magnificent! He has such wit and intelligence, that indeed, I think he may be a god. It was like being a parched and dying man in the desert suddenly finding a wealth of water he hadn't noticed before. That is just how I feel now, as if I am suddenly full of fresh water that I had not known was in existence.
My solution to this? I'm going to borrow a bunch of Mark Twain books. And I'm going to post several quotes that I found by this remarkable and wonderful man, who had gone quite under-appreciated by me. I'm sorry Mark Twain, I owe you a cookie! Also, I'm thinking of making him a deity. We need a religion based on Mark Twain's words. We should call it Twainism!
"I would much prefer to suffer from the clean incision of an honest lancet than from a sweetened poison."
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."
"Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it."
"In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them." (I agree completely!)
"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?" (This is something I used to worry about as a child. I never understood why we weren't supposed to pray for Satan, when the Bible says that we should pray for our enemies. Not only that, but couldn't Satan be saved? He was an angel once? But then you get into the "unforgivable sin", which who even understands what that is?)
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been."
"You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?" (Funny thing, I know exactly where almost all these references are in the Bible)
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."
"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option."
"Life is short, Break the Rules.
Forgive quickly, Kiss SLOWLY.
Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably
And never regret ANYTHING
That makes you smile." (did not know that Mark Twain said this, but I have always appreciated this bit of wisdom.)
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it."
"I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Every time I read Pride and Prejudice I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone. -Letter to Joseph Twichell, 9/13/1898" (I'm not entirely sure why Mr. Twain didn't like Jane Austen, but he didn't like her much because he talks about her a lot!)
"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme."
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
"Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."
"The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop."
"When angry, count four. When very angry, swear."
"I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead."
"Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it."
"If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much." (Have to love a man that appreciates cats!)
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
"Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most."
"Denial is much more then an Egyptian River."
"While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats."
"We are all stupid, just on different subjects"
"It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare."
"There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he less savage than the other savages."
"There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy."
"Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you." (I'm thinking about all this stupidity over Obama's birth certificate!)
"If we were supposed to talk more than listen we would have been given two mouths and one ear."
"[The Bible] has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies."
"There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable."
"My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine.(Fortunately) Everybody drinks water."
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
"Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often."
"The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause."
"We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the human race." (All the ridiculous people who run their mouths about things they don't even know or understand, I am looking at you right now!)
"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." (Sorry to everyone that actually enjoys golfing!)
"Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement."
"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
"The Rumors of my Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated."
"If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be – a Christian." (Very true!)
"Unconsciously we all have a standard by which we measure other men, and if we examine closely we find that this standard is a very simple one, and is this: we admire them, we envy them, for great qualities we ourselves lack. Hero worship consists in just that. Our heroes are men who do things which we recognize, with regret, and sometimes with a secret shame, that we cannot do. We find not much in ourselves to admire, we are always privately wanting to be like somebody else. If everybody was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes."
"Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day." (YUCK!)
"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
"We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents."
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
"Don't wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not weep when she returns to her bitter reality"
"I know the look of an apple that is roasting and sizzling on the hearth on a winter's evening, and I know the comfort that comes of eating it hot, along with some sugar and a drench of cream... I know how the nuts taken in conjunction with winter apples, cider, and doughnuts, make old people's tales and old jokes sound fresh and crisp and enchanting."
"A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies."
"The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopt."
"Peace by persuasion has a pleasant sound, but I think we should not be able to work it. We should have to tame the human race first, and history seems to show that that cannot be done."
My solution to this? I'm going to borrow a bunch of Mark Twain books. And I'm going to post several quotes that I found by this remarkable and wonderful man, who had gone quite under-appreciated by me. I'm sorry Mark Twain, I owe you a cookie! Also, I'm thinking of making him a deity. We need a religion based on Mark Twain's words. We should call it Twainism!
"I would much prefer to suffer from the clean incision of an honest lancet than from a sweetened poison."
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."
"Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it."
"In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them." (I agree completely!)
"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?" (This is something I used to worry about as a child. I never understood why we weren't supposed to pray for Satan, when the Bible says that we should pray for our enemies. Not only that, but couldn't Satan be saved? He was an angel once? But then you get into the "unforgivable sin", which who even understands what that is?)
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been."
"You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?" (Funny thing, I know exactly where almost all these references are in the Bible)
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."
"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option."
"Life is short, Break the Rules.
Forgive quickly, Kiss SLOWLY.
Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably
And never regret ANYTHING
That makes you smile." (did not know that Mark Twain said this, but I have always appreciated this bit of wisdom.)
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it."
"I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Every time I read Pride and Prejudice I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone. -Letter to Joseph Twichell, 9/13/1898" (I'm not entirely sure why Mr. Twain didn't like Jane Austen, but he didn't like her much because he talks about her a lot!)
"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme."
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
"Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."
"The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop."
"When angry, count four. When very angry, swear."
"I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead."
"Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it."
"If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much." (Have to love a man that appreciates cats!)
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
"Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most."
"Denial is much more then an Egyptian River."
"While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats."
"We are all stupid, just on different subjects"
"It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare."
"There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he less savage than the other savages."
"There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy."
"Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you." (I'm thinking about all this stupidity over Obama's birth certificate!)
"If we were supposed to talk more than listen we would have been given two mouths and one ear."
"[The Bible] has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies."
"There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable."
"My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine.(Fortunately) Everybody drinks water."
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
"Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often."
"The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause."
"We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the human race." (All the ridiculous people who run their mouths about things they don't even know or understand, I am looking at you right now!)
"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." (Sorry to everyone that actually enjoys golfing!)
"Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement."
"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
"The Rumors of my Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated."
"If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be – a Christian." (Very true!)
"Unconsciously we all have a standard by which we measure other men, and if we examine closely we find that this standard is a very simple one, and is this: we admire them, we envy them, for great qualities we ourselves lack. Hero worship consists in just that. Our heroes are men who do things which we recognize, with regret, and sometimes with a secret shame, that we cannot do. We find not much in ourselves to admire, we are always privately wanting to be like somebody else. If everybody was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes."
"Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day." (YUCK!)
"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
"We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents."
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
"Don't wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not weep when she returns to her bitter reality"
"I know the look of an apple that is roasting and sizzling on the hearth on a winter's evening, and I know the comfort that comes of eating it hot, along with some sugar and a drench of cream... I know how the nuts taken in conjunction with winter apples, cider, and doughnuts, make old people's tales and old jokes sound fresh and crisp and enchanting."
"A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies."
"The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopt."
"Peace by persuasion has a pleasant sound, but I think we should not be able to work it. We should have to tame the human race first, and history seems to show that that cannot be done."
A Letter to Stupidity
Dear Stupid/racist people that I am ashamed to call my friends,
It is days like today that make me wonder why I am friends with you. I seriously cannot even begin to comprehend what would make you say the stupid and racist things you say on Facebook. I cannot understand what possesses you when you let yourself practically vomit stupidity all over your page. Did your hands break as you were typing to create that heinous dribble that you call intellect?
Or is it your mind that has taken leave of itself? You write the worst conspiracy theories I could even imagine. Even a child would know that you were preaching trash! You call yourself a Godly Christian, then write some seriously disturbing rhetoric about the President and the United States. I am behind you saying the US sucks. For all intents and purposes it truly does. It is a terrible country, one built on blood and double standards and lies. I do not disagree with that point.
At least place the blame on the correct shoulders! "Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." As the wonderful Mark Twain once said. Instead of just allowing whatever inane, insane, ridiculous, stupid and unsupportable dribble come out of your mouth and onto the computer screen, do the world a favor and shut up! Try to learn before you speak! When you present something, be prepared to show proofs as well, because I am tired of seeing this on social networking sites!
We go to these sites to bitch about our bad day at work or to celebrate something good, to share what moves us and what makes us smile. We also come to discuss different politics and religions, but that doesn't mean that as soon as we begin a discussion we start screaming like apes loose in the jungle! We are human beings and should learn to act as such. We are not children, we are adults, so let's act like that! Let's try to be mature every now and then, shall we?
In the meantime, I am going to continue to ignore your absurdity.
Sincerely,
Me.
Postscript: It is hard to write a scathing letter when you are being enveloped by beautiful cello music.
It is days like today that make me wonder why I am friends with you. I seriously cannot even begin to comprehend what would make you say the stupid and racist things you say on Facebook. I cannot understand what possesses you when you let yourself practically vomit stupidity all over your page. Did your hands break as you were typing to create that heinous dribble that you call intellect?
Or is it your mind that has taken leave of itself? You write the worst conspiracy theories I could even imagine. Even a child would know that you were preaching trash! You call yourself a Godly Christian, then write some seriously disturbing rhetoric about the President and the United States. I am behind you saying the US sucks. For all intents and purposes it truly does. It is a terrible country, one built on blood and double standards and lies. I do not disagree with that point.
At least place the blame on the correct shoulders! "Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." As the wonderful Mark Twain once said. Instead of just allowing whatever inane, insane, ridiculous, stupid and unsupportable dribble come out of your mouth and onto the computer screen, do the world a favor and shut up! Try to learn before you speak! When you present something, be prepared to show proofs as well, because I am tired of seeing this on social networking sites!
We go to these sites to bitch about our bad day at work or to celebrate something good, to share what moves us and what makes us smile. We also come to discuss different politics and religions, but that doesn't mean that as soon as we begin a discussion we start screaming like apes loose in the jungle! We are human beings and should learn to act as such. We are not children, we are adults, so let's act like that! Let's try to be mature every now and then, shall we?
In the meantime, I am going to continue to ignore your absurdity.
Sincerely,
Me.
Postscript: It is hard to write a scathing letter when you are being enveloped by beautiful cello music.
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