Tuesday, March 30, 2010

We ARE the People our Parents warned US about.

“If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I will write in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always. I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you.”
Henry Rollins

One of my idols. Ladies and Gentlemen, ELVIS PRESLEY!!


and a second song, because I found this person when I was stumbling. I really like it!! This guy's name is Jónsi and he is originally from a band called "Sigur Ros" and this is a solo by him called Boy Lilikoi.


NEWS!!
Do not, I repeat: DO NOT, eat at a pub if you suspect there might be a dead body in the freezer. I'm just saying...
http://www.todayinstupid.com/2010/03/29/human-corpse-in-pubs-freezer-likely-a-health-code-violation/

An Interesting Life Photo gallery brought to you by The Many Faces of Creepy people who go on serial killing sprees.
http://www.life.com/image/ugc1007192/in-gallery/31802/the-many-faces-of-serial-killers

A Superman comic set a new record after being sold for $1.5 MILLION. It beat out the 1939 issue of Batman's debut comic which sold for a mere $75,000.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/03/29/AR2010032901705.html?hpid=artslot

A trinket shop in Montreal Canada is in hot water after the vendor made the claim that some of the soap they had for sale was made from... Wait for it... ... ... Wait for it... HOLOCAUST VICTIMS. Yes, the soap is made from dead people.
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/life/Shop+claims+soap+made+from+Holocaust+victims/2733428/story.html

A zoo is under inspection for a deadly strain of E coli after several animals died and were left out in the open to rot.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article7078776.ece

And just for your amusement:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/austria.asp

Peace and Love my friends.
Sarai

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Somebody's Watching Me...

Sorry the blog was rather short yesterday guys. I wasn't in a very good mood and I apologize. Today however is going to be a good day. You know why? Because I am going to take a shower!! Well, besides that I'm going to do an episode today. Yep, that's right. You are going to get an episode. Probably later on tonight.

So for now enjoy your video which is a cover of Rockwell's song "Somebody's Watchin' Me" by Mysto and Pizzi. You might recognize it from the Geico commercials. I love it. I like the original too, but I like this one better.


*trumpets blare, proceeding the magnificent NEWS*

An 11 year old girl has been charged with a misdemeanor for Domestic Battery after throwing a plastic toy gun at her father. Way to catch the real criminals, there officer.
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/old-27377-arrested-throwing.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Some 18 year old decided to take a shit in his "girlfriend's" car. Turns out it wasn't hers. Oops.
http://www.lcsun-news.com/ci_14761689

A giraffe butts heads with a Zoo worker... hospitalization ensues
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/27/20100327-GiraffeHeadButt-ON.html

A creepy woman (includes creepy picture of her) had sex with 3 underage boys. AND gave them drugs. Yeah, I don't care what anyone says, those boys aren't lucky. If it had been a man with 3 girls it would be ALL OVER THE NEWS and he would be lucky if he escaped with his life.
http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20100327/ARTICLE/100329788/2416/NEWS?Title=Woman-had-sex-with-teen-boys-police-say&tc=ar

and the award for creepiest and most awkward miniature golf course goes to:
http://www.unnecessaryumlaut.com/?p=2556

And that is all for today, I'm going to work on getting a shower and doing a new episode. And maybe posting a few more random blogs... I haven't decided yet. ^^

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Jim Croce for the Win

So we are going old school today, with a song from my childhood. I loved this song as a kid.



And here are some news clips.

Jesus' REAL face. A fascinating article about how they took really old DNA and an image on a cloth to create this picture.
http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/tv/is_this_christ_v5CFHmU9RIPuItcWzHfcEM

Pregnant woman gets tased.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hY3TQyq2-oF_rmAAf_TuzN0PzQ7wD9EMJ3HG0

A young woman was beaten for blocking the view of the TV.
http://www.twincities.com/news/ci_14764668?source=rss&nclick_check=1

Mannequin and Cap'n

Its coming down to blurry lines and strange Goodbyes.
Or are they Hellos?


My brain is fuzzy, what was in that drink you gave me?
Is it just my mind playing tricks on me?


You're so beautiful, do you know that?
I wish I could be half as pretty, but I'm not.


Flowers sit on the floor beside you, rest your head on my knee.
The flowers are dead and your head is a skull now.


What was the last line in that love song?
The one about never being alone?


He is playing music in my brain, blaring it so I can't think.
I wish he would come back, I really miss him.


You know what? You look very familiar, have we met?
Married? To who? Me?! No way, when did that happen?


I am not drunken, nor am I sobered. Touch me, lets see where
this will go... Or not, I am too drunk


Damn my luck, you were only a mannequin. I should've known.
A shoulder for everyone, but always alone.


So, I'll sit here a while longer, let the alcohol burn through me.
Or maybe I should leave now, so we don't start arguing again.


Dammit, I loved you once. I'll be drunk as hell in a minute,
So maybe you should go home. Go home to her, leave me.


Dammit, I lost the rum, did it spill in the toilet?
Or did you take it with you?


Sitting all alone, a mannequin for companionship and a
bottle of Cap'n. Damn you.

Zombies

Song of the day is by a group called "The Cranberries" and they are from Ireland. The cool thing is that their lead singer also sings fluently in Chinese, so maybe we will have a song by her in Chinese!!



No news for today, because I am feeling quite lazy and have been in a lot of pain. Also, I am exhausted. So, enjoy your song and I'll write more later!!!