Kid: Who wants to help me hide a body?
Me: Whose body?
Kid: No questions, yes or no only.
Me: I can't help you. It's against my fiscal sensibilities.
Kid: You cannot help because you are afraid that it will hurt you in the money department in the future? What kind of help are you?
Me: I didn't say I was afraid it would hurt me in the money department later. I just mean that I have no money, therefore it offends my fiscal sensibilities. I'm hinting that you should pay...
Kid: I will give you a dollar.
Me: Not enough to risk jail time, I'm afraid.
Kid: Don't be a baby, I would help you if your ever fell into the situation.
Me: Well, when you put it that way... I guess I can help... But you have to buy me a White Chocolate Mocha from Starbuck's.
Me: Whose body?
Kid: No questions, yes or no only.
Me: I can't help you. It's against my fiscal sensibilities.
Kid: You cannot help because you are afraid that it will hurt you in the money department in the future? What kind of help are you?
Me: I didn't say I was afraid it would hurt me in the money department later. I just mean that I have no money, therefore it offends my fiscal sensibilities. I'm hinting that you should pay...
Kid: I will give you a dollar.
Me: Not enough to risk jail time, I'm afraid.
Kid: Don't be a baby, I would help you if your ever fell into the situation.
Me: Well, when you put it that way... I guess I can help... But you have to buy me a White Chocolate Mocha from Starbuck's.
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