Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Oceano

Current mood: Geeky

Oceano is sung in Italian and preformed by Josh Groban off of his 2nd album, Closer. Beautiful



And tell them what we have as the news of the day, Sarai.
Well Tom (who the fuck is Tom?!) today's news is:

New-fangled full body scanners recently put into action in Britain may break Child Pornography laws because they are so "revealing"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/6933898/Full-body-scanners-may-break-child-pornography-laws.html

A guy who forgot to bet on the horse he wanted to win threatened to kill said horse. Smart. S-M-R-T kind of smart.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1240523/Ill-kill-horse-warned-punter-whod-forgotten-place-bet.html

McNuggets apparently promote HULK SMASH type situation in Ohio. Not a pretty picture.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0104102mcnuggets1.html

Beware of the creepy guy behind you on the bus in Oregon, he may cut your hair.
http://www.wmtw.com/news/22126305/detail.html

Monday, January 04, 2010

Engel Fliegen Einsam

Current mood: Chipper

TA DA!! German pop! This lovely young lady is named Christina Stürmer and she is from Austria, but she still speaks German. And this is one of my favorite songs by her! So enjoy!



And now, onto the wonderful news circulating about the world!

Two men (50-something year olds) in Sweden have been arrested for stealing shoes. Crazy thing? They only steal the left one.
http://www.thelocal.se/24174/20100103/

10 INCREDIBLY stupid criminals. Who knew American's weren't the only stupid people in the world?
http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/none/asias-10-dumbest-criminals-last-10-years-750651

A woman with 9 children (age 21 - 3) is suing a Hospital for false sterilization.
http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20100103mom_of_9_cries_foul_claim_i_was_sterilized_against_my_will/

Who wants to buy jewelery that is growing plants in it? This guy thinks you will.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6922217/Jeweller-designs-rings-with-plants-growing-inside-them.html

And lastly, Mary Daly (a radical feminist theologian) died on the 3rd at the age of 81. Very interesting article.
http://ncronline.org/news/women/mary-daly-radical-feminist-theologian-dead-81

Sunday, January 03, 2010

Fearless

Current mood: amused

And now for your viewing pleasure Jay Chou's "Fearless". Jay Chou is a Chinese Pop singer and so now we have French, Chinese, English and Japanese on our list. Maybe next I'll do some German or Italian, who knows. If you have any music you would like to be on this list, let me know and I will listen and possibly post it. ^^



Who wants to know what is going on in the world? If you do then keep reading! ^^

Twin sons of the same mother, but not the same decade. Last baby of 2009 and the first baby of 2010.
http://www.abcactionnews.com/content/news/local/hillsborough/west/tampa/story/Twins-born-in-different-decades-at-TGH/a8v8r1s6hkeA0xg0v85HPQ.cspx

A convicted Rapist in the UK threw a bitch fit because he had to share a jail cell with a Christian. Because he is an atheist and it "violates" his civil rights.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2791077/Rapists-whine-at-sharing-cell-with-Christian.html

A man trying to avoid being tasered by the police instead holds up his INFANT and keeps shouting to "Tase the baby". He'll probably get to keep his kid, but the GOOD parent in the UK who happens to be obese can't have her child. Yep, the world makes sense doesn't?
http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpp/news/volusia_news/010210_Man_uses_baby_as_taser_shield

And people were snowed in for three days. You'll never guess where. lol.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/north_yorkshire/8438314.stm

Saturday, January 02, 2010

You've just been Rick Rolled

Current mood: Annoyed

Okay, so I've been listening to this song a lot recently and I thought I would share it with you all. I'm sorry to say it, but you've just been Rick rolled. ^^



NEWS TIME!
The first plane to ever fly to Antarctica was discovered today. It took off in 1912.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34664924/ns/world_news-asiapacific/

A man who shot and killed a robber has been charged with 2nd degree murder.
http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/22089705/detail.html

In Georgia a woman is accused of tattooing her 6 children AT HOME. Children are removed and parents are charged with Child Cruelty.
http://www.wrcbtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=11756786

Even a guy with, supposedly, the biggest penis ever can't get a job. Apparently Gackt didn't make the length of his dick known to HBO. >.> ... <.< ... >.>
http://www.sphere.com/article/jonah-falcon-man-with-biggest-penis-video-update/19286024

Sex video and alleged rape lead to death.
http://www.theledger.com//article/20091231/NEWS/912315100/1338/stormpost&tc=email_newsletter?tc=ar

And last, but certainly not least, apparently "weird sex" is being called a few names and having your hair pulled.
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2010/01/girl_punches_guy_in_the_nose_a.html

Friday, January 01, 2010

Moonlight Sonata

Current mood: Awake

Today (this 1st day of 2010) we will begin with Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata". It is one of my favorite classical pieces of all time. It is very calming and quiet, a beautiful and haunting piece of music that is the perfect way to begin a New Year.



As for the news of Today I have decided to go back as far as to when I crashed. I am going to go week by week starting with the week after my crash and so on. So, for your reading pleasure here is THE NEWS!

First, Headlines from the 25th of October.
A mother in the UK had her not only her new born taken from her by Social workers, but also had her two youngest toddlers taken as well. Why? Because she was obese.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/scotland/article 6883919.ece?fatterlink

The famous battle of Agincourt (The one where King Henry V and his "band of brothers" defeated the French army with odds in favor of the French) is now suspect, as both British and French historians take a deeper look. Myth or truth?
http://www.denverpost.com/search/ci_13636528

Church Janitor, Jose Feliciano, has been charged with murdering a priest named Rev. Ed Hinds. Hinds was stabbed 32 times while brewing coffee in the rectory kitchen.
http://wcco.com/national/nj.pastor.funeral.2.1268313.html

November 1st
Facebook seems to think that Dead people want to be your friend too... Add dead people today!
http://consumerist.com/2009/11/facebook-nags-you-to-commu nicate-with-the-dead.html

Apparently Kissing was invented to spread germs! Who knew?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6 471483/Kissing-was-developed-to-spread-germs.html

Supposedly some guy tried to force a kid to eat pizza at a Middle School.
http://www.cfnews13.com/News/Local/2009/10/31/worker_char ged_with_forcing_student_to_eat_pizza.html

November 8th
Famous Art reproduced in Coffee!! This is AMAZING!
http://gizmodo.com/5399583/famous-paintings-reproduced-in -coffee

White squirrels are causing quite a stir in Maryland apparently. Pale rodents are always fun!
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/howard/bal-md.s quirrels08nov08,0,6191791.story

A homeless woman lives in a 1973 Chevrolet Suburban with her two sons. She is 97 years old.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-bessie16-2009oct1 6,0,3547096,full.story

November 15th
A 12 year old boy is being charged with recieving stolen goods. WTF?
http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/national/boy-charged -with-receiving-stolen-freddo/story-e6frfku9-122579801256 6

Police are called in after a disturbed pet attacks their owner.
http://wcbstv.com/topstories/cat.attack.nypd.2.1313600.ht ml

Apparently Homosexual females (Lesbians) are WAY better parents than Heterosexual parents.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/family/6574238/Lesbians-make-b etter-parents-says-senior-parenting-official.html

November 22nd
British woman has 13 children (with another on the way) and they names for these kids are INSANE! Patrick, 23; Stephen, 13; Malachai, 12; Peppermint, 11; Echo, 10; Eli, nine; Rogue, eight; Frodo, seven; Morpheus, five; Artemis, four; Blackbird, three; Baudelaire, two; and nine-month-old Voorhees.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2741085/Mum-of- 13-I-wont-stop-until-Ive-had-twins.html

18 year old man raped by 3 women in a church in Turkey. Perverts and their comments ensue.
http://www.zimdiaspora.com/index.php?option=com_content&v iew=article&id=2243:sex-starved-women-rape-a-man-in-churc h&catid=38:travel-tips&Itemid=18

A young man murders his mother when she walks in on him masturbating.
http://www.croatiantimes.com/news/General_News/2009-11-16 /7195/Man_kills_mum_when_she_finds_him_masturbating

November 29th
Tens of thousands of Albino Africans are running to and hiding in East Africa because they are afraid of getting murdered and dismembered and sold to witchdoctors.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa/11/29/tanzania.albin os/index.html

A young woman finds out that her long lost father is no longer a man, but a woman!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/11/29/woman -finds-long-lost-dad-but-now-he-s-a-laydee-115875-2185814 7/

Naked, drunk, woman slams her SUV into a bunch of cars...
http://www.radioiowa.com/2009/11/29/police-say-naked-driv er-ran-suv-into-3-parked-vehicles/

December 06th
A father brings his 6yr.old to a tattoo parlor. Why? To steal it whilst holding heroin and cocaine of course!
http://www.wcax.com/global/story.asp?s=11623283

Cute little hedgehog steals this Sarai's heart!
http://pixdaus.com/single.php?id=135192

Drunk guy on a bike steals a Christmas tree in Indiana. Dumbass!
http://www.fosters.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/2009120 6/NEWS7035/912069991

December 13th
Full moon has been proven to bring out the wild side in some. Wolf like tendencies that is.
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,26479508 -23272,00.html

I am left speechless.
http://gazetteonline.com/opinion/letters-to-the-editor/20 09/12/13/expect-controversy-when-sex-robots-arrive

Bride graduates and marries on the same day.
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20091212/NEWS02/ 912120324/1001/NEWS/Here-comes-the-graduate-then-here-com es-the-bride

December 20th
Brittany Murphy dies on the 20th. She was 32.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/20/brittany-murphy-dies-cardia c-arrest/

An 11 year old accidentally locked himself inside a gun safe at a Costco in Sacramento California.
http://www.news10.net/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=72107 &utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=pingfm

A truck hits and kills 55 people in Nigeria.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8423218.stm

December 27th
Paris Hilton fake marries Piers Morgan in Las Vegas. What the fuck?!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1238559/Pier s-Morgan-Paris-Hilton-say-I-Las-Vegas-.html

The definition of porn as it changes from 18th century to today.
http://www.economist.com/world/britain/displaystory.cfm?s tory_id=15136692

Ivana Trump (Donald's FIRST wife) was escorted off of a plane recently. She was apparently being a bitch.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_PEOPLE_IVANA_TR UMP?SITE=TNKNN&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

January 1st, 2010
A woman gives birth and then an HOUR later serves her christmas dinner
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,581589,00.html?loomia _ow=t0:s0:a16:g2:r1:c0.337293:b29592650:z10

A man in Itally would rather spend time in jail then spend time with relatives. What does he do? Steals candy.
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6000Q420100101?feed Type=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&utm_source=feedburner&u tm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+reuters/oddlyEnoughNews +%28News+/+US+/+Oddly+Enough%29

A man in Garfield Pennslyvannia was shot in the left testical and the thigh. No kids for him.
http://www.wpxi.com/news/22099488/detail.html

And there you have it. You are updated until the next blog! ^^