Facebook is a strange place. However there is a fun thing that I just decided to do at random and the resulting conversation occurred.
It's THANKSGIVING time!!! How Dysfunctional is YOUR Dinner???
Go to your profile and put in the first 10 people on the left...NO CHEATING!!! (I cheated :P I knew who it was going to be when I went looking for it!)
Forgot the Turkey: Brooke T.
Burns the Dressing: Jennifer H.
Drops the Potato Salad: Megan M.
Eats all the Pecan Pie before Anybody Else gets Any: Melissa H.
Spills Red Wine All Over Your White Tablecloth: Cassie C.
Brings a "Surprise Guest" Nobody was Expecting: Kyle M.
Gets Mad & Leaves in the Middle of Dinner: Fawny
Starts Crying Over Something Silly: Samantha B.
Forgets to Show Up at All: Saira J.
Comments:
Fawn: YEAH! FUCK THANKSGIVING! ROFLMMFAO!
Pom Pomme Pomegranate: To be fair I think any thanksgiving is going to be strange with Sarai and Fawn! LOL
Brooke T: I don't think I'd forget the turkey, I think I would just bring a ham instead... lol
Fawn: Bringing pork products to the table is what makes me get angry and leave! ;)
Pomme: lol
Me: There we are. We've figured out a coherent story for this.
Pomme: :P umm I am posting what you all just said on my status.
Me: Nice, Pomme, nice~
Brooke: now we just need to figure out how to bring unicorns into this and it'll be the perfect dysfunctional thanksgiving
Me: Agreed. Um, Joe N. is the surprise guest, even though Kyle M. has no clue who he is and by his awesomeness Joe has unicorns. Problem solved.
Fawn: No... Japanese boys pretending to be girls, pretending to be boys, pretending to be girls, riding those unicorns, and it would be a PERFECT Thanksgiving, I'd be thankful for that... 1 wish, and Aoi in front of me, what's more perfect than that?
Me: Oh my.... That's why you get mad too. Unicorns no longer grant wishes...
Pomme: O_O now I am scared...
Fawn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Aw well, fuck the wish, and fuck Aoi... right on the Thanksgiving table... <.< ... >.>
Pomme: there there Fawny~ (before she realizes what Fawn just said...) OMO~ I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT!
Me: Oh my... I think Thanksgiving is canceled.
Fawn: ROFLMMFAO!!!!!
Pomme: Well we are having thanksgiving we are just not letting Aoi come~~
Me: THAT WAS AWFUL WORDING ON YOUR PART!!! (BTW, Brooke, I'm sorry lol)
Pomme: OMG~ SERIOUSLY I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY! *dies*
Fawn: ROFLMMFAO!!!! OH MY GOD I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER, AND MY GAMING PARTY IS WONDERING WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!!!!
Me: Her and her transvestite barbarian.
Brooke: the whole time I read this conversation, I thought: HAPPY THANKSGIVING! XD
Fawn: DAMN STRAIGHT! My transvestite barbarian is sexy.
Me: Thanksgiving will never be the same again.
Pomme: OMO~ *Dies* Yes to some it is a very happy thanksgiving~ LOL NEVER~~ I don't even know how I am going to eat with my family now. lol
Fawn: Err... guys... Aoi and I kind of ruined the food... anyone in the mood for takeout?
Me: Why, Fawn, why?!
Pomme: O_O ya know... I think I am no longer hungry..... *Cries self to sleep*
Fawn: *dies of laughter* Oh that was fun. Until next year.
Pomme: LOL OH thanksgiving will never be forgotten. LOL My moms are some crazy people~
Brooke: good God PLEASE don't ruin my Christmas
Pomme: LOL!!!!! I am with Brooke!
Fawn: Oh an encore at Christmas sounds devine...
Pomme: PRAY FOR SNOW!!!! SO THEY CAN BE SNOWED IN!!!!
Brooke: but not with us... lol
Fawn: Snow makes for a chilly Christmas orgy...
Pomme: LOL THAT IS TRUE!!! NEVERMIND NO SNOW!! I don't want them snowed in with us! LOL
Fawn: Saga will see it, he will tell Ruki, and Ruki will tell Aoi... and I will get emails rofl!!!
Brooke: never again will I be able to have an innocent Christmas dinner at my grandmother's
Fawn: Grandma is not invited to my orgy damn it... that would just be weird...
Pomme: I don't want to be there either you guys are my mothers!!!! *cries* AND OMO I wish I would have known he would see this!!! No one involve the damn Tiger! OKAY!
Brooke: Hmm....I'm afraid if I go to sleep now then I'll have some jacked-up nightmares
Pomme: Brooke I am scared too~
Fawn: Honey if Saga sees it, Tora will hear about it lol.
Pomme: Great if they ever meet us they are going to think we are all fucked up~ Thanks Fawn!
Fawn: You're welcome. ^______^V
Pomme: YOu love us so much~~ I can tell
Fawn: I do, hence I invited you to the orgy, what kind of parent would I be if I hadn't? :D
Pomme: *head on desk*
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Wednesday, August 05, 2009
J-Rock Wizard of Oz (Chapter Thirteen)
Current mood: Crazy
Chapter Thirteen: Getting back Home Again
“So, I hear you have brought me the Button.” Said the booming voice.
“Yes, we killed her with tofu. Who knew something so delicious could be so deadly.” Said Sarai, shrugging her shoulders. The rest of the group looked at her as if she had lost her marbles, then focused their attention back on the wizard’s voice.
“Good. Well, come back in a few weeks and I’ll let you know if I’ll help you.”
“What?!” cried Pomme. “We went through all that trouble and you aren’t even going to help us?! You bastard.”
Just then Sarai noticed a curtain. Behind this curtain stood a shadow. A shadow with very eccentric hair, sticking out at all angles. Tip-toeing over she pulled back the curtain to reveal a short man, well obviously he was taller than Sarai, but shorter than everyone else in the room.
“Who are you?” demanded the group in unison.
“Why, I’m the wizard.” Replied the man.
“You don’t look like a wizard to me. Well, you do have the crazy hair down I suppose. Though, are wizards supposed to have that shade of orange in their hair?” said Pomme.
“What’s wrong with Orange?” asked the man indignantly.
“Nothing. Who are?” replied Sarai hastily.
“I’m Ruki. The wizard of J-Rock.”
“And you aren’t going to help us get home even though we just almost got eaten by a psycho bitch obsessed with shoes?” asked Sarai.
“No. I’m not. Because I don’t know how. You see, I lied. I’m not really the Wizard of J-Rock. I just pretend that I am. So far nobody has disputed my claim to the Wizard-hood, so I’m fine. I can’t help you get home at all. I’m a terrible person.” With this Ruki hung his head in shame and scuffed his shoes on the floor.
“Well if you aren’t the Wizard who is? And why did you want Twink’s button? And how the hell are we supposed to get home?” asked Pomme.
“Actually, you’ve already met the wizard. The wizard is hide. I wanted Twink’s button because it controls the flying platypi and, seriously, who doesn’t want an army of flying platypi at their disposal? And as to how you are to get home you will have to ask hide. I have no answers.” With this Ruki took the button and disappeared leaving the group alone to contemplate what he had said.
“Now, we’ll never get home.” Cried Pomme, slumping down against a wall.
“It’s okay Pomme, we’ll figure something out. Maybe we can find where hide has band practice and make him tell us how to get home.” Replied Sarai, leaning over to hug Pomme.
As the guys all slumped against the wall to hug the girls a bright pink bubble appeared in the middle of the room. With a burst of pink light hide appeared.
“So, I heard you still haven’t figured out how to use the magic in the shoes. I thought you were smart enough, but apparently not.” hide crouched down in front of Pomme, lighting a cigarette. “Don’t cry. I’ll tell you how to get home. You’ll need to stand up though.”
“Are you kidding? I don’t know if I can get up!” said Pomme, using Sarai and Gackt to boost her upward. “Okay, what do I do to get home?”
“Click your heels and whisper ‘There’s no place like Japan, There’s no place like Japan’ and you’ll be home. Oh and you sprinkle this pink spider glitter on yourselves.”
“And you couldn’t tell us that at the beginning why?!” cried Sarai.
“Well that wouldn’t have been any fun now would it? I knew you guys would make it, it was just fun to watch. I have a big screen crystal square and it gets great reception on you guys.”
“Wow. That was kind of a dick move, dude.” Said Pomme. She turned toward Sarai and the guys and gave a half smile. “Well, I guess it’s time to say our good-byes.”
First she hugged Yo, then Miyavi and finally Gackt.
“I think I’ll miss you most of all.” She whispered.
“What was that?” asked Yo and Miyavi.
“Nothing. Innocent, I’m innocent!” giggled Pomme, giving everyone another hug. After her second hug, Pomme flung some of the glitter into the air so that it settled on her and Sarai.
“AH!” exclaimed Yo. “You got some in my fur! Do you know how hard it is to glitter out of fur?! Fuck!”
“Oops. Sorry Yo!” said Pomme, trying to stifle a giggle. “Well Sarai, hug everyone so we can get out of here. I have had enough of these shoes!”
“Fine, fine.” Said Sarai. She then proceeded to hug Gackt, Miyavi and lastly Yo.
“You know, I was thinking. Maybe if I kissed you, you would turn back into a prince.” With that Sarai kissed Yo’s cheek. Lo and behold the magic worked and Yoshiki was turned back into a handsome prince.
“Thank You.” He said. “We will never ever forget you.”
With a few tears and a few more hugs, the girls held each other’s hands, closed their eyes, clicked their heels and whispered.
“Um, aren’t you forgetting the glitter?” said hide.
“We just did the glitter!” said Pomme.
“Well you need more of it! God, got to do everything myself.” Replied hide, snatching the glitter he flung it all over the girls.
When they opened their eyes, they were in the abandoned house they had ridden to the world of J-Rock, unharmed and full of wonder at their adventures.
When they finally made their way back to Auntie Fawn’s they were both given a severe scolding and several hugs.
“Oh, Auntie Fawn,” said Pomme. “I had the most wonderful dream and met the most wonderful people. And now I know, there is no place like Japan.”
THE END
Chapter Thirteen: Getting back Home Again
“So, I hear you have brought me the Button.” Said the booming voice.
“Yes, we killed her with tofu. Who knew something so delicious could be so deadly.” Said Sarai, shrugging her shoulders. The rest of the group looked at her as if she had lost her marbles, then focused their attention back on the wizard’s voice.
“Good. Well, come back in a few weeks and I’ll let you know if I’ll help you.”
“What?!” cried Pomme. “We went through all that trouble and you aren’t even going to help us?! You bastard.”
Just then Sarai noticed a curtain. Behind this curtain stood a shadow. A shadow with very eccentric hair, sticking out at all angles. Tip-toeing over she pulled back the curtain to reveal a short man, well obviously he was taller than Sarai, but shorter than everyone else in the room.
“Who are you?” demanded the group in unison.
“Why, I’m the wizard.” Replied the man.
“You don’t look like a wizard to me. Well, you do have the crazy hair down I suppose. Though, are wizards supposed to have that shade of orange in their hair?” said Pomme.
“What’s wrong with Orange?” asked the man indignantly.
“Nothing. Who are?” replied Sarai hastily.
“I’m Ruki. The wizard of J-Rock.”
“And you aren’t going to help us get home even though we just almost got eaten by a psycho bitch obsessed with shoes?” asked Sarai.
“No. I’m not. Because I don’t know how. You see, I lied. I’m not really the Wizard of J-Rock. I just pretend that I am. So far nobody has disputed my claim to the Wizard-hood, so I’m fine. I can’t help you get home at all. I’m a terrible person.” With this Ruki hung his head in shame and scuffed his shoes on the floor.
“Well if you aren’t the Wizard who is? And why did you want Twink’s button? And how the hell are we supposed to get home?” asked Pomme.
“Actually, you’ve already met the wizard. The wizard is hide. I wanted Twink’s button because it controls the flying platypi and, seriously, who doesn’t want an army of flying platypi at their disposal? And as to how you are to get home you will have to ask hide. I have no answers.” With this Ruki took the button and disappeared leaving the group alone to contemplate what he had said.
“Now, we’ll never get home.” Cried Pomme, slumping down against a wall.
“It’s okay Pomme, we’ll figure something out. Maybe we can find where hide has band practice and make him tell us how to get home.” Replied Sarai, leaning over to hug Pomme.
As the guys all slumped against the wall to hug the girls a bright pink bubble appeared in the middle of the room. With a burst of pink light hide appeared.
“So, I heard you still haven’t figured out how to use the magic in the shoes. I thought you were smart enough, but apparently not.” hide crouched down in front of Pomme, lighting a cigarette. “Don’t cry. I’ll tell you how to get home. You’ll need to stand up though.”
“Are you kidding? I don’t know if I can get up!” said Pomme, using Sarai and Gackt to boost her upward. “Okay, what do I do to get home?”
“Click your heels and whisper ‘There’s no place like Japan, There’s no place like Japan’ and you’ll be home. Oh and you sprinkle this pink spider glitter on yourselves.”
“And you couldn’t tell us that at the beginning why?!” cried Sarai.
“Well that wouldn’t have been any fun now would it? I knew you guys would make it, it was just fun to watch. I have a big screen crystal square and it gets great reception on you guys.”
“Wow. That was kind of a dick move, dude.” Said Pomme. She turned toward Sarai and the guys and gave a half smile. “Well, I guess it’s time to say our good-byes.”
First she hugged Yo, then Miyavi and finally Gackt.
“I think I’ll miss you most of all.” She whispered.
“What was that?” asked Yo and Miyavi.
“Nothing. Innocent, I’m innocent!” giggled Pomme, giving everyone another hug. After her second hug, Pomme flung some of the glitter into the air so that it settled on her and Sarai.
“AH!” exclaimed Yo. “You got some in my fur! Do you know how hard it is to glitter out of fur?! Fuck!”
“Oops. Sorry Yo!” said Pomme, trying to stifle a giggle. “Well Sarai, hug everyone so we can get out of here. I have had enough of these shoes!”
“Fine, fine.” Said Sarai. She then proceeded to hug Gackt, Miyavi and lastly Yo.
“You know, I was thinking. Maybe if I kissed you, you would turn back into a prince.” With that Sarai kissed Yo’s cheek. Lo and behold the magic worked and Yoshiki was turned back into a handsome prince.
“Thank You.” He said. “We will never ever forget you.”
With a few tears and a few more hugs, the girls held each other’s hands, closed their eyes, clicked their heels and whispered.
“Um, aren’t you forgetting the glitter?” said hide.
“We just did the glitter!” said Pomme.
“Well you need more of it! God, got to do everything myself.” Replied hide, snatching the glitter he flung it all over the girls.
When they opened their eyes, they were in the abandoned house they had ridden to the world of J-Rock, unharmed and full of wonder at their adventures.
When they finally made their way back to Auntie Fawn’s they were both given a severe scolding and several hugs.
“Oh, Auntie Fawn,” said Pomme. “I had the most wonderful dream and met the most wonderful people. And now I know, there is no place like Japan.”
THE END
J-Rock Wizard of Oz (Chapter Ten)
Current mood: Awake
Chapter Ten: An Impossibly Possible Mission
Inside the Wizard’s castle it was quite dark, the hall only lit by tiny electric candles. There were very tall windows, but they were draped with heavy black curtains to block out even the tiniest light from outside the building.
“How are we going to find the wizard from here?” whispered Pomme.
“I have no clue, but we’ll find him. It couldn’t possibly be…” started Sarai.
“You know, every time you say it couldn’t possibly be that hard it turns out to be, so just be quiet.” Exclaimed Pomme.
“Sh!” complained the group.
They skipped down the hallway, trying to find a way to the wizard. At one point they stopped at the end of another excruciatingly long hallway, waiting a moment to figure everything out.
“So, what do you think you’re doing here?” asked a voice behind them. Upon hearing this voice they all jumped and turned around to discover a tall man with glasses, dressed like a guard, directly behind them.
“What are you doing here?” repeated the man.
“Um, we are here to help the Wizard.” said Pomme.
“With what? I wasn’t notified of any assistance being needed.” Replied the man.
“We are his hairstylists.” Sarai piped up.
“His hairstylists? This late? Why?”
“Well, have you seen his hair recently?” scoffed Pomme.
“What are your names?” asked the Man, trying to look very stern, but clearly getting bored.
“I’m Pomegranate, this is Sarai, Miyavi, Gackt and Yo.”
“Pomegranate? Your name is Pomegranate?” the man stifled a guffaw.
“Yes it is. You have a problem with that?”
“Nope, just laughing at your name meaning Cursed Evil Fruit. Follow me.” With a quick turn the man began to escort the group down a nearby hallway.
“What’s your name? If you don’t mind my asking?” said Sarai, catching up with the man.
“Trent.”
“Do you like working for the wizard, Trent?” asked Gackt.
“Not really. I mean I spend my entire time trying to figure out who is a guy and who is a girl that I just continuously feel like I’m getting penis wagged in my face.”
Sarai and Pomme stifled a giggle, both of them turning bright red.
“Did he just say what I think he just said?” whispered Pomme, pulling Sarai back behind the group of men.
“Yeah, I’m pretty sure he did.” Giggled Sarai.
After a short while, Trent led the group into the receiving room of the castle. Directing them toward some seats he quietly exited and was gone for about ten minutes before returning for the group.
“He says he will see you, though he doesn’t recall sending for you guys.” At this Trent shrugged and led the group into the throne room where he then promptly left closing the large and ornate doors loudly behind him.
“So,” a loud voice boomed. “You are not my real hairstylists. Why have you come here?”
“If it please your wizardness,” began Pomme “We were told to come to here by hide, the good witch or fairy or whatever he is of the North. At least I think it was the North.”
“Ah, so hide sent you, did he. Where is your proof?” asked the voice.
“Well, they are on my feet. Unfortunately. Do you know how much of a pain it is to try and run from flying platypi in nine inch electric blue heels?” replied Pomme.
“No, but I can imagine it would be rather hard.” Said the voice. “So you have the shoes of the Wicked Bitch of the East. Anything else?”
“Nope, that’s about it.” Said Sarai.
“What is it that you want exactly?” asked the voice.
“We want to go home,” said Pomme, pointing at herself and Sarai. “I don’t know what they want, I think they just came along for the cute factor.”
“Hmm, interesting. Well, for you to get home you need to complete a task for me.”
“What might that be?” asked Sarai, worry creeping up her spine.
“Oh nothing to big. I just need the Wicked Bitch of the West’s ‘Meat is Murder’ button.” Replied the voice.
“But to get that we would have to coming in touching distance of her!” cried an outraged Gackt. “And who in their right mind wants to do that?!”
“SILENCE!” commanded the voice, booming so loud that the room shook, knocking Pomme off her heels and onto her ass.
“You must bring me the button or else you go directly to the police. Do it and I will help you get home.” Then the voice faded and refused to answer any other questions.
“Well shit.” Said Sarai, helping Pomme back up to her feet. “What do we do now?”
“I guess we go to find the Bitch’s castle and get that button. Or else you guys will be stuck here.” Said Yoshiki, fiddling with his tail. “Truth be told guys I don’t want you to go. We could just find a nice abandoned cottage somewhere and live happily ever after. Wouldn’t that be nice?”
“I’d be up for it, but who would feed Shakespeare?” said Sarai.
“Shakespeare?” asked Gackt, Yo and Miyavi in unison.
“Her creepy snake.” Replied Pomme.
“He is NOT creepy. He is a magnificent albino king cobra that I got while visiting a cousin of mine in India.” Said Sarai, getting slightly huffy.
“Your parents let you have a COBRA?!” exclaimed Yo.
“Well, no. I don’t have any parents. And besides, I’m an adult, I can take care of myself thank you. I’ve never been bitten.” Replied Sarai.
“Okay, for your own safety I’m afraid we’ll have to either keep you here or go back with you.” Said Gackt.
“Okay, enough of this chit-chat. We have to get to the Wicked Bitch’s castle and we don’t even know where it is!” said Miyavi.
“Not only that, but I’m starving and exhausted!” said Pomme. “We haven’t slept almost since we got here, except for passing out and being trapped in the Pink Room at the Welcome center!”
“I agree with Pomme. We need to find a place to sleep and get some food.” Said Yo, being the adult of the group.
“I think I can help you with that!” said a voice. They turned around and found Trent standing by the ornate doors. “I can actually help you find the Bitch’s castle too. I have a map. I’ll give you guys some food and a place to sleep tonight if you will do me a favor.”
“What’s the favor?” asked Pomme with trepidation.
“I need someone to help me with feed the animals around here before we all go to bed.”
“Oh well that shouldn’t be…” started Sarai.
“Don’t even THINK about finishing that sentence, Sarai.” Interrupted the rest of the group.
“How many animals are there?” asked Gackt.
“Only five. One man-eating rabbit, one lesbian tiger, one de-winged flying platypi, a fire-breathing cow and a unicorn.”
“I’m not even going to ask how you got these animals.” Said Pomme.
“Can I have the tiger?!” quipped Sarai.
“Hell No!” exclaimed Yo and with that they followed Trent to the animal houses.
Chapter Ten: An Impossibly Possible Mission
Inside the Wizard’s castle it was quite dark, the hall only lit by tiny electric candles. There were very tall windows, but they were draped with heavy black curtains to block out even the tiniest light from outside the building.
“How are we going to find the wizard from here?” whispered Pomme.
“I have no clue, but we’ll find him. It couldn’t possibly be…” started Sarai.
“You know, every time you say it couldn’t possibly be that hard it turns out to be, so just be quiet.” Exclaimed Pomme.
“Sh!” complained the group.
They skipped down the hallway, trying to find a way to the wizard. At one point they stopped at the end of another excruciatingly long hallway, waiting a moment to figure everything out.
“So, what do you think you’re doing here?” asked a voice behind them. Upon hearing this voice they all jumped and turned around to discover a tall man with glasses, dressed like a guard, directly behind them.
“What are you doing here?” repeated the man.
“Um, we are here to help the Wizard.” said Pomme.
“With what? I wasn’t notified of any assistance being needed.” Replied the man.
“We are his hairstylists.” Sarai piped up.
“His hairstylists? This late? Why?”
“Well, have you seen his hair recently?” scoffed Pomme.
“What are your names?” asked the Man, trying to look very stern, but clearly getting bored.
“I’m Pomegranate, this is Sarai, Miyavi, Gackt and Yo.”
“Pomegranate? Your name is Pomegranate?” the man stifled a guffaw.
“Yes it is. You have a problem with that?”
“Nope, just laughing at your name meaning Cursed Evil Fruit. Follow me.” With a quick turn the man began to escort the group down a nearby hallway.
“What’s your name? If you don’t mind my asking?” said Sarai, catching up with the man.
“Trent.”
“Do you like working for the wizard, Trent?” asked Gackt.
“Not really. I mean I spend my entire time trying to figure out who is a guy and who is a girl that I just continuously feel like I’m getting penis wagged in my face.”
Sarai and Pomme stifled a giggle, both of them turning bright red.
“Did he just say what I think he just said?” whispered Pomme, pulling Sarai back behind the group of men.
“Yeah, I’m pretty sure he did.” Giggled Sarai.
After a short while, Trent led the group into the receiving room of the castle. Directing them toward some seats he quietly exited and was gone for about ten minutes before returning for the group.
“He says he will see you, though he doesn’t recall sending for you guys.” At this Trent shrugged and led the group into the throne room where he then promptly left closing the large and ornate doors loudly behind him.
“So,” a loud voice boomed. “You are not my real hairstylists. Why have you come here?”
“If it please your wizardness,” began Pomme “We were told to come to here by hide, the good witch or fairy or whatever he is of the North. At least I think it was the North.”
“Ah, so hide sent you, did he. Where is your proof?” asked the voice.
“Well, they are on my feet. Unfortunately. Do you know how much of a pain it is to try and run from flying platypi in nine inch electric blue heels?” replied Pomme.
“No, but I can imagine it would be rather hard.” Said the voice. “So you have the shoes of the Wicked Bitch of the East. Anything else?”
“Nope, that’s about it.” Said Sarai.
“What is it that you want exactly?” asked the voice.
“We want to go home,” said Pomme, pointing at herself and Sarai. “I don’t know what they want, I think they just came along for the cute factor.”
“Hmm, interesting. Well, for you to get home you need to complete a task for me.”
“What might that be?” asked Sarai, worry creeping up her spine.
“Oh nothing to big. I just need the Wicked Bitch of the West’s ‘Meat is Murder’ button.” Replied the voice.
“But to get that we would have to coming in touching distance of her!” cried an outraged Gackt. “And who in their right mind wants to do that?!”
“SILENCE!” commanded the voice, booming so loud that the room shook, knocking Pomme off her heels and onto her ass.
“You must bring me the button or else you go directly to the police. Do it and I will help you get home.” Then the voice faded and refused to answer any other questions.
“Well shit.” Said Sarai, helping Pomme back up to her feet. “What do we do now?”
“I guess we go to find the Bitch’s castle and get that button. Or else you guys will be stuck here.” Said Yoshiki, fiddling with his tail. “Truth be told guys I don’t want you to go. We could just find a nice abandoned cottage somewhere and live happily ever after. Wouldn’t that be nice?”
“I’d be up for it, but who would feed Shakespeare?” said Sarai.
“Shakespeare?” asked Gackt, Yo and Miyavi in unison.
“Her creepy snake.” Replied Pomme.
“He is NOT creepy. He is a magnificent albino king cobra that I got while visiting a cousin of mine in India.” Said Sarai, getting slightly huffy.
“Your parents let you have a COBRA?!” exclaimed Yo.
“Well, no. I don’t have any parents. And besides, I’m an adult, I can take care of myself thank you. I’ve never been bitten.” Replied Sarai.
“Okay, for your own safety I’m afraid we’ll have to either keep you here or go back with you.” Said Gackt.
“Okay, enough of this chit-chat. We have to get to the Wicked Bitch’s castle and we don’t even know where it is!” said Miyavi.
“Not only that, but I’m starving and exhausted!” said Pomme. “We haven’t slept almost since we got here, except for passing out and being trapped in the Pink Room at the Welcome center!”
“I agree with Pomme. We need to find a place to sleep and get some food.” Said Yo, being the adult of the group.
“I think I can help you with that!” said a voice. They turned around and found Trent standing by the ornate doors. “I can actually help you find the Bitch’s castle too. I have a map. I’ll give you guys some food and a place to sleep tonight if you will do me a favor.”
“What’s the favor?” asked Pomme with trepidation.
“I need someone to help me with feed the animals around here before we all go to bed.”
“Oh well that shouldn’t be…” started Sarai.
“Don’t even THINK about finishing that sentence, Sarai.” Interrupted the rest of the group.
“How many animals are there?” asked Gackt.
“Only five. One man-eating rabbit, one lesbian tiger, one de-winged flying platypi, a fire-breathing cow and a unicorn.”
“I’m not even going to ask how you got these animals.” Said Pomme.
“Can I have the tiger?!” quipped Sarai.
“Hell No!” exclaimed Yo and with that they followed Trent to the animal houses.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Song Of The Day: Silly God Disco by the GazettE
Current mood: Awake
Silly God Disco by the GazettE
I really think everyone should listen to this song once in their lifetime because well hello one reason they are the mother fuckin' GazettE and two URUHA's THIGHS!
*smiles*
This song really does not make much since.
But it is a really good song.
I adore it and never seems to fail to make me smile.
God Bless Ruki and his randomness!!! ^-^
Hope you all enjoy it!!
~pomme is out~
Silly God Disco by the GazettE
I really think everyone should listen to this song once in their lifetime because well hello one reason they are the mother fuckin' GazettE and two URUHA's THIGHS!
*smiles*
This song really does not make much since.
But it is a really good song.
I adore it and never seems to fail to make me smile.
God Bless Ruki and his randomness!!! ^-^
Hope you all enjoy it!!
~pomme is out~
Monday, July 20, 2009
Song of the day: Calm Envy by the GazettE
Current mood: annoyed
So today song is Calm Envy by the GazettE
This song is truly amazing. I am sorry that I cannot give you the songs.
*sigh*
But to tell you about this band.
Members
Vocalist: Ruki
Guitarist: Uruha
Guitarist: Aoi
Bassist: Reita
Drummer: Kai
Kai is the leader of the band.
I so hope you go and check it out
Sorry this is late loves.
I was busy all day.
take care guys.
Pomme is out ^-^
***OHs I will edit and put more info about our lovely GazettE soon***
(Sarai, I am sorry dear that I do not have the vid if you can find one that would be great or Fawny. I love you both)
-------------------edit-------------------
Actually it doesn't have a PV Pomme. Which is sad, because it's actually one of my favorite the GazettE songs off of STACKED RUBBISH.
But live is just as good in my opinion. ^_^
I have also decided to include the lyrics, in all 3 formats. For those who want to get a better understanding of the song.
Romaji Lyrics:
furishikiru ame no ne ni shizumi sou na
sono yakusoku wa dare no yume de dare no tame no yume darou
「I want to see all of you.」 「I want to love all of you.」
dou ka shiteru ne
tsunagu te to gyaku no te ni wa itsumo shiranai kaori ga shiteru
「I want to see all of you.」 「I want to love all of you.」
iki wa chan to dekiteru no ni kuzure sou ni naru
kotoba yori mo fukaku aishite kure nara
me no mae ne iru anata dake wo shinjite ikeru
fui ni miseta kako ni fureru tabi ni moroku
uzumetsukusenai kuuhaku ni namida ukabe
yasuragi ni amaete te mo tonari no anata ga watashi no naka kara togire sou ni naru
「I want to see all of you.」 「I want to love all of you.」
kotae wa emi ni obore
「You don't love, the everyday shadow when it was lost.」
kakikesenai hodo kakaeteru
anata ni nageta kotoba mo aishite kureru nara
me no mae ne iru anata dake wo shinjite ikeru
fui ni miseta kako ni fureru tabi ni itamu
watashi no inai kuuhaku made aishitai
kizukarenai you ni namida wa nuguu kara
kono ijou watashi no mae de warawanaide
"sayonara" wo kakusu futari ja naku
"sayonara" wo naku futari de itai
omoikaesu yori wasurete hoshii
soshite watashi wo kuuhaku ni oite
mou sugita hibi wo ottarishinaide
mou kore ijou oite ikanaide
"semete..."
sayonara wo nigiri nemuru watashi no
honokana netsu wo tabako no you ni keshite
kaeranai hibi wo aishita hito yo
Kanji Lyrics
降りしきる雨の音に沈みそうな
その約束は誰の夢で
「I want to see all of you.」
「I want to love all of you.」
どうかしてるね
繋ぐ手と逆の手には いつも知らない香りがしてる
「I want to see all of you.」 「I want to love all of you.」
息はちゃんと出来てるのに 崩れしょうになる
言葉よりも深く 愛してくれなら
目の前に居るあなただけを 信じていける
不意に見せた過去に 触れる度に脆く
埋め尽くせない空白に 涙浮かべ
安らぎに甘えてても隣の あなたが私の中から 途切れそうになる
「I want to see all of you.」「I want to love all of you.」
答えは笑みに溺れ
「You don't love, the everyday shadow when it was lost.」
掻き消せない程 抱えてる
あなたに投げた言葉も 愛してくれるなら
目の前に居るあなただけを 信じていける
不意に見せた過去に 触れる度に脆く
埋め尽くせない空白に 涙浮かべ
これ以上私の前で 笑わないで
「さよなら」を隠す二人じゃなく
「さよなら」に泣く二人でいたい
思い返すより忘れて欲しい
そして私を空白に置いて
もう過ぎた日々を追ったりしないで
もうかれ以上置いて行かないで
「せめて・・・」
さよならを握り眠る私の
仄かな熱を煙草のように消して
帰らない日々を愛した人よ。
English Translation
Seems like I'm getting melancholic from the sound of the down pouring rain
Who's dream is this promise in, who is this dream for I wonder?
「I want to see all of you.」 「I want to love all of you.」
Please do it for me
When our hands are connected, there is usually a unknown scent coming from the reverse hand.
「I want to see all of you.」 「I want to love all of you.」
Even though I breath out regularly, it seems like I'm going to crumble
If you would love me deeper than those words
I could believe you just by standing in front of me.
In the suddenly shown past, it was easy every time we would touch
Tears are floating in the blank spaces that I can't fill
It seems like you're breaking away from my inside, you who is beside me also when we snuggle up in peace
「I want to see all of you.」 「I want to love all of you.」
The answer is drowning in a smile
「You don't love, the everyday shadow when it was lost.」
I embrace them in my arms the more I can't make them disappear
If you would love me, even though I threw those words at you
I could believe you just by standing in front of me.
In the suddenly shown past, it hurts every time you touch me
I want to love you to my inner emptiness.
Because I wipe away my tears so you won't be able to notice them
There is nothing more to laugh about in front of me.
We aren't anymore, just hiding the 'goodbye'
I want to be together with you, crying about this 'goodbye'
More than thinking back upon I want to forget.
and now leave me in this empty space.
Don't chase those long passed days.
Don’t leave anything more than what’s already left.
"At least..."
Holding onto this goodbye
Me, sleeping as I hold onto this good bye,
and my faint heat that vanishes like tobacco.
A person that loved the days that won't come back
小鹿
So today song is Calm Envy by the GazettE
This song is truly amazing. I am sorry that I cannot give you the songs.
*sigh*
But to tell you about this band.
Members
Vocalist: Ruki
Guitarist: Uruha
Guitarist: Aoi
Bassist: Reita
Drummer: Kai
Kai is the leader of the band.
I so hope you go and check it out
Sorry this is late loves.
I was busy all day.
take care guys.
Pomme is out ^-^
***OHs I will edit and put more info about our lovely GazettE soon***
(Sarai, I am sorry dear that I do not have the vid if you can find one that would be great or Fawny. I love you both)
-------------------edit-------------------
Actually it doesn't have a PV Pomme. Which is sad, because it's actually one of my favorite the GazettE songs off of STACKED RUBBISH.
But live is just as good in my opinion. ^_^
I have also decided to include the lyrics, in all 3 formats. For those who want to get a better understanding of the song.
Romaji Lyrics:
furishikiru ame no ne ni shizumi sou na
sono yakusoku wa dare no yume de dare no tame no yume darou
「I want to see all of you.」 「I want to love all of you.」
dou ka shiteru ne
tsunagu te to gyaku no te ni wa itsumo shiranai kaori ga shiteru
「I want to see all of you.」 「I want to love all of you.」
iki wa chan to dekiteru no ni kuzure sou ni naru
kotoba yori mo fukaku aishite kure nara
me no mae ne iru anata dake wo shinjite ikeru
fui ni miseta kako ni fureru tabi ni moroku
uzumetsukusenai kuuhaku ni namida ukabe
yasuragi ni amaete te mo tonari no anata ga watashi no naka kara togire sou ni naru
「I want to see all of you.」 「I want to love all of you.」
kotae wa emi ni obore
「You don't love, the everyday shadow when it was lost.」
kakikesenai hodo kakaeteru
anata ni nageta kotoba mo aishite kureru nara
me no mae ne iru anata dake wo shinjite ikeru
fui ni miseta kako ni fureru tabi ni itamu
watashi no inai kuuhaku made aishitai
kizukarenai you ni namida wa nuguu kara
kono ijou watashi no mae de warawanaide
"sayonara" wo kakusu futari ja naku
"sayonara" wo naku futari de itai
omoikaesu yori wasurete hoshii
soshite watashi wo kuuhaku ni oite
mou sugita hibi wo ottarishinaide
mou kore ijou oite ikanaide
"semete..."
sayonara wo nigiri nemuru watashi no
honokana netsu wo tabako no you ni keshite
kaeranai hibi wo aishita hito yo
Kanji Lyrics
降りしきる雨の音に沈みそうな
その約束は誰の夢で
「I want to see all of you.」
「I want to love all of you.」
どうかしてるね
繋ぐ手と逆の手には いつも知らない香りがしてる
「I want to see all of you.」 「I want to love all of you.」
息はちゃんと出来てるのに 崩れしょうになる
言葉よりも深く 愛してくれなら
目の前に居るあなただけを 信じていける
不意に見せた過去に 触れる度に脆く
埋め尽くせない空白に 涙浮かべ
安らぎに甘えてても隣の あなたが私の中から 途切れそうになる
「I want to see all of you.」「I want to love all of you.」
答えは笑みに溺れ
「You don't love, the everyday shadow when it was lost.」
掻き消せない程 抱えてる
あなたに投げた言葉も 愛してくれるなら
目の前に居るあなただけを 信じていける
不意に見せた過去に 触れる度に脆く
埋め尽くせない空白に 涙浮かべ
これ以上私の前で 笑わないで
「さよなら」を隠す二人じゃなく
「さよなら」に泣く二人でいたい
思い返すより忘れて欲しい
そして私を空白に置いて
もう過ぎた日々を追ったりしないで
もうかれ以上置いて行かないで
「せめて・・・」
さよならを握り眠る私の
仄かな熱を煙草のように消して
帰らない日々を愛した人よ。
English Translation
Seems like I'm getting melancholic from the sound of the down pouring rain
Who's dream is this promise in, who is this dream for I wonder?
「I want to see all of you.」 「I want to love all of you.」
Please do it for me
When our hands are connected, there is usually a unknown scent coming from the reverse hand.
「I want to see all of you.」 「I want to love all of you.」
Even though I breath out regularly, it seems like I'm going to crumble
If you would love me deeper than those words
I could believe you just by standing in front of me.
In the suddenly shown past, it was easy every time we would touch
Tears are floating in the blank spaces that I can't fill
It seems like you're breaking away from my inside, you who is beside me also when we snuggle up in peace
「I want to see all of you.」 「I want to love all of you.」
The answer is drowning in a smile
「You don't love, the everyday shadow when it was lost.」
I embrace them in my arms the more I can't make them disappear
If you would love me, even though I threw those words at you
I could believe you just by standing in front of me.
In the suddenly shown past, it hurts every time you touch me
I want to love you to my inner emptiness.
Because I wipe away my tears so you won't be able to notice them
There is nothing more to laugh about in front of me.
We aren't anymore, just hiding the 'goodbye'
I want to be together with you, crying about this 'goodbye'
More than thinking back upon I want to forget.
and now leave me in this empty space.
Don't chase those long passed days.
Don’t leave anything more than what’s already left.
"At least..."
Holding onto this goodbye
Me, sleeping as I hold onto this good bye,
and my faint heat that vanishes like tobacco.
A person that loved the days that won't come back
小鹿
Even more from the GazettE.
Current mood: Amused
the GazettE has announced on their OHP that ESP will be selling a limited number of Aoi’s new model of guitar, the 「A-II 艶～en-v～」, as well as picks with the designs that Aoi, Uruha and Reita’s used during their 「TOUR 09 -DIMSCENE-」.
The guitar costs 525,000 yen including tax, case included (which is roughly $5500 USD) and the picks are 105 yen a piece.
For details, make sure you check out the press release on ESP .
小鹿
the GazettE has announced on their OHP that ESP will be selling a limited number of Aoi’s new model of guitar, the 「A-II 艶～en-v～」, as well as picks with the designs that Aoi, Uruha and Reita’s used during their 「TOUR 09 -DIMSCENE-」.
The guitar costs 525,000 yen including tax, case included (which is roughly $5500 USD) and the picks are 105 yen a piece.
For details, make sure you check out the press release on ESP .
小鹿
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