Sunday, April 24, 2011

Oh the Tweets you will Tweet

First of all, I would like to say Happy Zombie Jesus Day! To all of you who celebrate this insane holiday dedicated to zombie Gods, egg laying rabbits and fertility I wish you the best.

Now, because I've been on a tweeting kick recently on Twitter, I just wanted to post some of my favorite quips from not only myself, but from the people I follow! Ready, set, TWEET!

@zachbraff: I understand that He got out of the tomb, but what did bunnies have to do with it? I had a bunny once. No colored eggs, just doodie.

@wicked_roses: Piglet doesn't get any love. Just sayin'.

@wanderingitaly: Time for tea and chocolate covered cherries. Don't laugh.

@wicked_roses: Yay Easter dinner means Cheese Pizza and cookies when you are on your own! ^^ Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

@wicked_roses: Donnie makes some tasty fried eggs, but hands down Aunt Peggy's will always rock! ^_^

@TheRealNimory: Avoid vexatious people. LLAP

@sesamestreet: Grover: Gordon said he made a phone call on his Bluetooth. I do not understand. Gordon does not have blue teeth!

@DalaiLama: No matter what our situation, we all share the same aspiration for happiness. (Yes, the Dalai Lama has a Twitter, isn't that insane?)

@wicked_roses: A vampire's kiss to ressurect her, a wicked kiss to seduce her. Lost in the tapestry of love and lust, a dagger soaked in blood.

@JamesMartin2007: Boregasm:noun verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom Filling ones capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary

@zachbraff: Passover! So glad we snuck out of Egypt. I'm horrible at manual labor. Building pyramids would have totes hurt my lower back.

@emmyrossum: Sometimes things and people surprise you.

@WilliamShatner: @PAIGEhouse No it's television. It is like radio but with pictures. My best, Bill

@sesamestreet: Cookie Monster: When something not big deal you say, ‘it small potatoes.’ So if something IS big deal, why not say, ‘it big cookies!”

@DalaiLama: Developing love and compassion and reducing anger and spite is a universal activity which requires no faith in any religion whatsoever.

@zachbraff: also when i say the Janitor's penis mole is benign. and he says, "benign/benign and a half..."

@wicked_roses: The Vampire watermelon pushed against the poor girl, kissing all the way up her neck until it had reached the apex of her anatomy.

@wanderingitaly: When you failed at being the breast man? RT: @ZekeQuezada: When did I become the wing man?

@PinkSmileyEyes: Why do people use the word love and hate the most? When they never mean one or the other. I just don't get people!!!

@wicked_roses: I finally got a Twitter. Is it normal to feel like I just sold my soul to the Devil? Because that is totally what it feels like right now.

@wicked_roses: @JamesMartin2007 There aren't many people I want to follow. They don't even have the REAL Wentworth Miller!

@wicked_roses: Dreamt that I was listening to music by the Beatles with Ringo Starr. I think that is going on my bucket list.

@wicked_roses: I am never believing anything I read in Cosmo again. When they call for revenge when you only think someone is cheating there is a problem.

@wicked_roses: My love is making fried eggs for me and I am about to hop in the shower. Dreamt about Russell Brand texting me about a story I wrote. Weird.

Anyway, that is all! Hope everyone enjoyed those crazy tweets, well some were crazy, some weren't. But they were ones I really liked, so there :P

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