The following conversation happened at work between myself and my co-worker, Kyle, who has increasingly become a cool friend, sometimes.
As a little background, this conversation happened while we were checking some people out at the register. I was bagging for Kyle and he was ringing the items up. The people we were ringing up were talking about how they were getting ready to go to a wedding the next day.
Kyle: I want to get married. (Pause) Sarai, will you do me the honor of being my wife?
Me: No, Kyle. And I'll tell you why.
1. Your girlfriend wouldn't like it.
2. My fiance definitely wouldn't like it.
3. I am too tired to get married today.
Kyle: All very valid reasons.
Me: Besides, where would we get married this late in the day? We are not driving all the way to Vegas to get married, not happening. Just sayin'.
Kyle: White Castle.
Me: Oh yes, because every girl dreams of getting married at White Castle.
Kyle: I love White Castle!
Me: I like White Castle, but I don't want to get married there!
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