Thursday, April 14, 2011

My Life, Unscripted (Part II)

The following conversation happened at work between myself and my co-worker, Kyle, who has increasingly become a cool friend, sometimes.

As a little background, this conversation happened while we were checking some people out at the register. I was bagging for Kyle and he was ringing the items up. The people we were ringing up were talking about how they were getting ready to go to a wedding the next day.

Kyle: I want to get married. (Pause) Sarai, will you do me the honor of being my wife?

Me: No, Kyle. And I'll tell you why.
1. Your girlfriend wouldn't like it.
2. My fiance definitely wouldn't like it.
3. I am too tired to get married today.

Kyle: All very valid reasons.

Me: Besides, where would we get married this late in the day? We are not driving all the way to Vegas to get married, not happening. Just sayin'.

Kyle: White Castle.

Me: Oh yes, because every girl dreams of getting married at White Castle.

Kyle: I love White Castle!

Me: I like White Castle, but I don't want to get married there!

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