Showing posts with label Easter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Easter. Show all posts

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Oh the Tweets you will Tweet

First of all, I would like to say Happy Zombie Jesus Day! To all of you who celebrate this insane holiday dedicated to zombie Gods, egg laying rabbits and fertility I wish you the best.

Now, because I've been on a tweeting kick recently on Twitter, I just wanted to post some of my favorite quips from not only myself, but from the people I follow! Ready, set, TWEET!

@zachbraff: I understand that He got out of the tomb, but what did bunnies have to do with it? I had a bunny once. No colored eggs, just doodie.

@wicked_roses: Piglet doesn't get any love. Just sayin'.

@wanderingitaly: Time for tea and chocolate covered cherries. Don't laugh.

@wicked_roses: Yay Easter dinner means Cheese Pizza and cookies when you are on your own! ^^ Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

@wicked_roses: Donnie makes some tasty fried eggs, but hands down Aunt Peggy's will always rock! ^_^

@TheRealNimory: Avoid vexatious people. LLAP

@sesamestreet: Grover: Gordon said he made a phone call on his Bluetooth. I do not understand. Gordon does not have blue teeth!

@DalaiLama: No matter what our situation, we all share the same aspiration for happiness. (Yes, the Dalai Lama has a Twitter, isn't that insane?)

@wicked_roses: A vampire's kiss to ressurect her, a wicked kiss to seduce her. Lost in the tapestry of love and lust, a dagger soaked in blood.

@JamesMartin2007: Boregasm:noun verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom Filling ones capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary

@zachbraff: Passover! So glad we snuck out of Egypt. I'm horrible at manual labor. Building pyramids would have totes hurt my lower back.

@emmyrossum: Sometimes things and people surprise you.

@WilliamShatner: @PAIGEhouse No it's television. It is like radio but with pictures. My best, Bill

@sesamestreet: Cookie Monster: When something not big deal you say, ‘it small potatoes.’ So if something IS big deal, why not say, ‘it big cookies!”

@DalaiLama: Developing love and compassion and reducing anger and spite is a universal activity which requires no faith in any religion whatsoever.

@zachbraff: also when i say the Janitor's penis mole is benign. and he says, "benign/benign and a half..."

@wicked_roses: The Vampire watermelon pushed against the poor girl, kissing all the way up her neck until it had reached the apex of her anatomy.

@wanderingitaly: When you failed at being the breast man? RT: @ZekeQuezada: When did I become the wing man?

@PinkSmileyEyes: Why do people use the word love and hate the most? When they never mean one or the other. I just don't get people!!!

@wicked_roses: I finally got a Twitter. Is it normal to feel like I just sold my soul to the Devil? Because that is totally what it feels like right now.

@wicked_roses: @JamesMartin2007 There aren't many people I want to follow. They don't even have the REAL Wentworth Miller!

@wicked_roses: Dreamt that I was listening to music by the Beatles with Ringo Starr. I think that is going on my bucket list.

@wicked_roses: I am never believing anything I read in Cosmo again. When they call for revenge when you only think someone is cheating there is a problem.

@wicked_roses: My love is making fried eggs for me and I am about to hop in the shower. Dreamt about Russell Brand texting me about a story I wrote. Weird.

Anyway, that is all! Hope everyone enjoyed those crazy tweets, well some were crazy, some weren't. But they were ones I really liked, so there :P

Monday, April 05, 2010

Your Fragrance was so Beautiful

Today's song is one of my favorites. It is Fragrance by Gackt and it is a live version. Gackt is one of few singers I know who is actually BETTER when he is live. So, I hope you enjoy this beautiful video of a beautiful man singing a beautiful song.


Do you ever tire of the news? I do sometimes, but I do think it is something I should do. So here is the news and maybe later on today we'll have something a little more interesting.

3 sharks and an octopus were found dead. In Tennessee. For those who don't know Tennessee is a land-locked state in the US. Nowhere NEAR the ocean.
http://www.wate.com/global/story.asp?s=12255792

A 21 year old man (ha, same age as me) had his ear partially BITTEN off whilst at a bar in Boston.
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/dudes-ear-bitten-off-at-good-bar-chances-are-hell-never-hear-the-end-of-it/

I don't know if anyone has been watching the news on CNN about this videogame called "Rapelay" but Nancy Grace has said some very choice AND WRONG words about Japanese culture because of it. The following is a letter in response to what Nancy Grace has said by a gentleman who creates Manga.
http://www.tsurupeta.info/content/open-letter-to-cnn-by-nogami-takeshi

A corpse was found in a body of water close to George Clooney's house in Italy. They do not suspect Clooney of any foul play.
http://www.wptv.com/mostpopular/story/Body-found-near-Clooneys-home/NkhpG3Yw-0mMUjGZC5FweQ.cspx

a 15 year old girl is being charged with aggravated sexual assault, promoting prostitution and other crimes. Why? Because she sold her 7 year old step-sister to 7 or more men who then gang-raped her.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/31/teen-sold-7-year-old-sist_n_520133.html

and finally, post-Easter reports are in. It is inappropriate to subject children to graphic crucifixion related violence when they are trying to have fun with their families at a shopping mall.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/geelong-church-defends-graphic-crucifixion-re-enactment-that-was-shut-down-by-police-in-busy-shopping-strip/story-e6frf7jo-1225849844001

That's all for now, I hope to post another blog shortly that will be WAY more fun. ^^

Bi di bi di!