I was in the Newspaper!

By Christy M. August 29, 2011

A man who had smoked bath salts and fallen asleep in a stranger’s van woke to police handcuffing him early Sunday morning on *.

Timothy H, 42, of * first struggled with officers when they found him about 1 a.m., police Sgt. Scott M. said.

He tried to flee the van but was arrested on charges of possession of a controlled substance, resisting law enforcement, criminal trespass of a vehicle and public intoxication.

A woman had originally called to report two people inside her van, but when police arrived, they found only Timothy H.

When questioned, Timothy H. told police he had smoked bath salts earlier in the day and must have passed out in the vehicle, according to a report.

Officers found a clear container in Timothy H’s pocket that contained some leftover bath salts.

He remained in the County Jail Sunday night on $4,000 surety, $500 cash bond.

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A * has replaced the place of origin and I have changed the names to protect the guilty.

Also, this newspaper article got it wrong, both people were arrested not just Timothy H. Just sayin'.

Another point, this journalist needs to work on her writing skills. There are numerous grammatical and punctuation errors. Honestly, someone who, presumably, went to school for this shit should at least be able to get both the facts and the basic English correct. Seriously.