Sunday, August 28, 2011

Ah, Yes, I think of it fondly...

Dear Drunks that randomly broke into my van at 12-something AM,
HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN?! MY DOORS WERE LOCKED!!!
I'm sorry I had to call the police, but your husband/boyfriend/whatever was passed out in-between my seats and there was no way we could get him out. Also, you were drunk and breaking into my van!
Sincerely,
Sarai
P.S. PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!! For the love of God!
P.P.S. You better be happy that the nice officer fixed my door or I would've been SO PISSED!

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