Extraterrestrial

I saw the music video for "E.T." by Katy Perry (the version feat. Kanye West, which he sucked, but what do you expect? However, I have to respect someone who interrupts no talent Taylor Swift. End of tangent). It kind of, sort of, blew my fucking mind. I loved it! Of course, the Albino African-American man with the gorgeous ass kind of cinched it for me. He had a really nice ass, just sayin'!

Anyway, Katy transforms into four different "extraterrestrials", and ressurects Mr. Albinism Hotness in this video. One thing I really enjoyed was her eyes, they were constantly changing and she really did look alien. Of course, kudos, as always, to Katy Perry for coming up with something exotic, fun to listen to (fun to dance to as well!) and thought provoking.

For those who are curious as to who Mr. Albinism Hotness is, his name is Shaun Ross and he is a model, part time actor and amateur dancer. He is on Twitter for those of you who actually enjoy that. If you would like to learn more about him you can go to Wikipedia, just type in his name and you should be able to find him. Not that Wiki is always correct, but its a good place to start.

Now, is he not one of the most gorgeous men you've ever seen? Or am I the only one?


Of course, he looks even better as he is about to kiss Katy Perry (as alien #4)


And while we're on the topic of Katy Perry as an alien, doesn't she look spectacular here?


Okay, now that I have teased you with a few pictures from the video, here is "E.T." by Katy Perry feat. Kanye (you kind of suck) West.

If all else fails...

Make your waiter blush horribly.

Which is exactly what I did last Friday night (the name of a Katy Perry song).

Kid, L.E.D and I went drinking. It happened. And we have discovered that when L.E.D and I have been drinking we get silly. (The Friday night before this last one we had played Miss Merry Mack at our table, to my everlasting humiliation.) Okay, I get silly. Very silly and very unscripted.

Waiter Blush #1:
I ordered a Frozen Mudslide. Tastes just like a chocolate milk shake and is even better because you get a buzz. Plus, the glass looks gorgeous until you stir. Anyway, I always get a spoon so I can eat the whipped topping. With said spoon I scooped up said whipped topping and popped all of it into my mouth. Yes, my mouth was full of creamy white stuff.

Our waiter gave me a look. I mean, I just took a whole spoonful of whipped cream in one bite, I'm surprised more people weren't staring. My response to the staring?
"You know you like seeing me with white stuff in my mouth."

Did I mean for that to slip out? No, but I think the whipped cream and liquor lubed things up and out comes Miss Unscripted and Inappropriate.

Waiter Blush #2:
Our waiter convinces me that I should order a Sauza Gold Margarita as it is on special. I say, sure why not? What's the worst that could happen right?

Well, I chugged it. Yep. Took a sip to taste it and then downed the rest. Well I did it a little quickly and choked a little. At that moment he comes up and says,
"You know you are supposed to chew before you swallow."

And who should make a guest appearance right then? Miss Unscripted and Inappropriate. I reply with all the wit of a 6 year old.
"That depends on what you are trying to swallow."

He not only blushed so bad that he had to walk away from our table, he also face palmed. That's right, who is the girl? Me.

There you have it, the adventures of Sarai and her friends when they have been drinking. By the way, Frozen Mudslides are the bomb! I may, or may not, be a little in love with them. Just sayin'.

In fact here is a picture of one, not the exact same kind as the one I had (mine was cooler, just sayin').


Also, if you have the desire to make one of these babies at home here is a handy-dandy recipe.
2 oz Svedka® vanilla vodka
2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
2 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
6 oz vanilla ice cream

Blend alcohol with ice-cream. Serve in a frosted glass.

Okay, now that I have posted all of that about drinking and partying (did I mention the gay bar dance scenes afterward? Or the brand new high heels I got?) I want to go out. Too bad it is the middle of the week and I have to work on Friday.

Well, that is all from me for now. Hope you enjoyed my craziness.

I am Sarai, this is my blog and I am out like my bottle of Vanilla Vodka.

Circle the Drain

Music
I love this song, it is so poignant and beautifully done. Katy Perry does such an amazing job conveying the anger and sadness that are key to this type of song. However, the video is a little weird, because she doesn't have an official video and I had to make due with what YouTube has to offer.



News
Haunted Mattress, cue "Nightmare on Elm Street" music.
http://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/8825676.BALLOT__My_haunted_mattress_keeps_me_up_all_night/

A man who had committed suicide in his car was not discovered until recently due to heavy amounts of snow.
http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2011/02/01/2011-02-01_car_buried_in_snow_for_week_hid_suicide.html

A Virgin Mary statue may or may not be crying in a book shop in Ohio. Jesus in tears as well.
http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/entertainment/weird_news/visitors-to-reading-shop-say-virgin-mary-statue-is-crying1296564961621

and...

A 21 year old model is being prosecuted for brutally murdering a man almost 3 times his age. Also, horrible penile mutilation.
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2011/02/01/20110201new-york-hotel-castration-case.html

A Terrible World We Live In

So you get 2 songs today! Yes, you have been an especially good audience and we reward such good behaviour with songs.

Song #1 is Vorbei by Christina Stürmer


Song #2 is Starstrukk by 3OH!3 feat. Katy Perry (I fucking love this song, btw) Unfortunately you can't see it here, because the video won't allow embedding. However here is the link! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvf--10EYXw

ENJOY!

Today's news is incredibly depressing, so you have been forewarned.

Marvell Scott, a former sportscaster, is being charged with soliciting two underage prostitutes and then raping the youngest of the two. He claims he was helping them, because they were in distress.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2010/02/24/2010-02-24_marvell_scott__charged_with_raping_14yearold_hooker_claims_he_tried_to_help_not_.html

A Transportation Security Agency worker has been arrested for Child Rape (this sounds familiar...). He gave his 14 year old victim (again, this sounds incredibly familiar) the nickname "Kitten". She was a friend of his 14 year old daughter.
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1238602

Andrew Grande, also known as Dustin Michaels, a homosexual porn star, died after being tasered by police. Did he die from the tasering? No, he died from choking on the baggie of pot he swallowed. There is a video of his death on this website. I don't suggest watching it as it is REAL and there is a REAL PERSON dying. If you want to watch feel free, I couldn't do it.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/03/09/2010-03-09_cops_taser_kill_gay_porn_star_dustin_michaels_as_video_cameras_roll.html

A 300-pound cast-bronze sculpture of a woman has been stolen from a garden next to The Four Corners Art Center in Rhode Island.
http://www.projo.com/news/content/TIVERTON_STOLEN_EMBRACE_03-10-10_D0HNJJ8_v14.3a6606d.html

BIG NEWS: Corey Haim (One of the famous Coreys) was found dead this morning at the age of 38.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/10/corey-haim-dead-died-death-lapd-overdose-corey-feldman-lost-boys-two-coreys/

A Litchfield County Killer attempted to check himself out of the Mental Hospital, violating his parole.
http://www.registercitizen.com/articles/2010/03/10/news/doc4b972fb9cfaa4490161167.txt

And lastly, a police officer is under investigation for blogging about his penile exploits. He apparently enjoys rubbing his penis against police cars, punching people in the mouth, shaking hands with dead men and dealing with horny women. Did we mention he is Swedish?
http://www.thelocal.se/25436/20100309/