Don't Make Me Turn this Blog Around

Woman declared legally dead TWICE.
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/nova-scotia/story/2010/03/17/ns-garden-of-eden-woman-dead.html

They may have found a way to cure breast cancer! ^^
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/163367/Ice-cold-gas-kills-breast-cancerhttp://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/163367/Ice-cold-gas-kills-breast-cancer

There were six reported rapes in Florida during spring break. Last year there were at least 41 sexual assaults reported.
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/22862991/detail.html

Let's stand outside on a ledge while the transexual brothel we were just in burns behind us. Sound good to you? (This one has TWO links)
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=1028266
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/naked-man-trapped-on-ledge-at-swiss-brothel/19403279

A body was found floating in a golf pond. The man is the apparently a missing Potato Chip heir.
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/body-found-golf-missing-potato-chip-scion/story?id=10119095

The question of what would a dog do if it caught the car is answered in the following article. Apparently he would just chew up the tires.
http://www.accessatlanta.com/celebrities-tv/determined-bulldog-chews-officer-372250.html?cxntlid=thbz_hm

North Korean Leader may not live to see 2013.
http://www.aolnews.com/story/report-nkorean-leader-may-not-survive/556377

An idiot gunman decided it would be smart to attack an already dead leader.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/7457955/Gunman-tries-to-attack-Lenins-corpse-in-Red-Square.html

And a song to kind of fit my mood. "Don't Make Me" by Blake Shelton, who happens to be one of my all time favorite country singers. It will only let me give you the link and there are no other good videos, so ENJOY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtBgkT2Sjzc