Mommy, I want a Mermaid!

A quote for the day.
"Thy kiss is comfortless as frozen water to a starved snake." Troilus and Cressida by Shakespeare

So, let's start with the news.

Female reporters in foreign countries don't feel like women. They feel like a "third sex". Confusing? A little, but quite understandable none the less
http://www.cbc.ca/arts/media/story/2010/03/11/female-reporters-cbc.html

In Thailand there are people who believe that tattoos give you super powers. If they are the right tattoo that is.
http://edition.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/03/11/thailand.tattoos/index.html

This is hilarious, try it out! http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

A Senior girl's Senior prom was canceled because she is a Lesbian and wanted to go with her girlfriend wearing a tux. Lawsuit pending.
http://m.clarionledger.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100311/NEWS/100311012/-1/WAP&template=wapart
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_lesbian_prom_date

A man breaks into a church to watch Porn. Don't believe me?
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/WaterCooler/wireStory?id=10066362

A baby elephant dies during 9 days of traumatic labor, but a live baby elephant is born. Zombie maybe?
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=10070163

A young woman gets suspended from school for NOT taking drugs. Yep, the world just got turned upside down.
http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2010/03/another_dumbass_school_officia.php

And a Piano teacher is being charged with having Child Porn. He was already a sex offender.
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/piano-teacher-faces-child-porn-charges-031010

And now a song. Today's song has nothing to do with my quote or the title of the blog, but I thought that the title was funny. ^^ Anyway, I am slightly addicted to this song right now, don't know why.