Moonlight Sonata

Current mood: Awake

Today (this 1st day of 2010) we will begin with Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata". It is one of my favorite classical pieces of all time. It is very calming and quiet, a beautiful and haunting piece of music that is the perfect way to begin a New Year.



As for the news of Today I have decided to go back as far as to when I crashed. I am going to go week by week starting with the week after my crash and so on. So, for your reading pleasure here is THE NEWS!

First, Headlines from the 25th of October.
A mother in the UK had her not only her new born taken from her by Social workers, but also had her two youngest toddlers taken as well. Why? Because she was obese.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/scotland/article 6883919.ece?fatterlink

The famous battle of Agincourt (The one where King Henry V and his "band of brothers" defeated the French army with odds in favor of the French) is now suspect, as both British and French historians take a deeper look. Myth or truth?
http://www.denverpost.com/search/ci_13636528

Church Janitor, Jose Feliciano, has been charged with murdering a priest named Rev. Ed Hinds. Hinds was stabbed 32 times while brewing coffee in the rectory kitchen.
http://wcco.com/national/nj.pastor.funeral.2.1268313.html

November 1st
Facebook seems to think that Dead people want to be your friend too... Add dead people today!
http://consumerist.com/2009/11/facebook-nags-you-to-commu nicate-with-the-dead.html

Apparently Kissing was invented to spread germs! Who knew?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6 471483/Kissing-was-developed-to-spread-germs.html

Supposedly some guy tried to force a kid to eat pizza at a Middle School.
http://www.cfnews13.com/News/Local/2009/10/31/worker_char ged_with_forcing_student_to_eat_pizza.html

November 8th
Famous Art reproduced in Coffee!! This is AMAZING!
http://gizmodo.com/5399583/famous-paintings-reproduced-in -coffee

White squirrels are causing quite a stir in Maryland apparently. Pale rodents are always fun!
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/howard/bal-md.s quirrels08nov08,0,6191791.story

A homeless woman lives in a 1973 Chevrolet Suburban with her two sons. She is 97 years old.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-bessie16-2009oct1 6,0,3547096,full.story

November 15th
A 12 year old boy is being charged with recieving stolen goods. WTF?
http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/national/boy-charged -with-receiving-stolen-freddo/story-e6frfku9-122579801256 6

Police are called in after a disturbed pet attacks their owner.
http://wcbstv.com/topstories/cat.attack.nypd.2.1313600.ht ml

Apparently Homosexual females (Lesbians) are WAY better parents than Heterosexual parents.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/family/6574238/Lesbians-make-b etter-parents-says-senior-parenting-official.html

November 22nd
British woman has 13 children (with another on the way) and they names for these kids are INSANE! Patrick, 23; Stephen, 13; Malachai, 12; Peppermint, 11; Echo, 10; Eli, nine; Rogue, eight; Frodo, seven; Morpheus, five; Artemis, four; Blackbird, three; Baudelaire, two; and nine-month-old Voorhees.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2741085/Mum-of- 13-I-wont-stop-until-Ive-had-twins.html

18 year old man raped by 3 women in a church in Turkey. Perverts and their comments ensue.
http://www.zimdiaspora.com/index.php?option=com_content&v iew=article&id=2243:sex-starved-women-rape-a-man-in-churc h&catid=38:travel-tips&Itemid=18

A young man murders his mother when she walks in on him masturbating.
http://www.croatiantimes.com/news/General_News/2009-11-16 /7195/Man_kills_mum_when_she_finds_him_masturbating

November 29th
Tens of thousands of Albino Africans are running to and hiding in East Africa because they are afraid of getting murdered and dismembered and sold to witchdoctors.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa/11/29/tanzania.albin os/index.html

A young woman finds out that her long lost father is no longer a man, but a woman!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/11/29/woman -finds-long-lost-dad-but-now-he-s-a-laydee-115875-2185814 7/

Naked, drunk, woman slams her SUV into a bunch of cars...
http://www.radioiowa.com/2009/11/29/police-say-naked-driv er-ran-suv-into-3-parked-vehicles/

December 06th
A father brings his 6yr.old to a tattoo parlor. Why? To steal it whilst holding heroin and cocaine of course!
http://www.wcax.com/global/story.asp?s=11623283

Cute little hedgehog steals this Sarai's heart!
http://pixdaus.com/single.php?id=135192

Drunk guy on a bike steals a Christmas tree in Indiana. Dumbass!
http://www.fosters.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/2009120 6/NEWS7035/912069991

December 13th
Full moon has been proven to bring out the wild side in some. Wolf like tendencies that is.
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,26479508 -23272,00.html

I am left speechless.
http://gazetteonline.com/opinion/letters-to-the-editor/20 09/12/13/expect-controversy-when-sex-robots-arrive

Bride graduates and marries on the same day.
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20091212/NEWS02/ 912120324/1001/NEWS/Here-comes-the-graduate-then-here-com es-the-bride

December 20th
Brittany Murphy dies on the 20th. She was 32.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/20/brittany-murphy-dies-cardia c-arrest/

An 11 year old accidentally locked himself inside a gun safe at a Costco in Sacramento California.
http://www.news10.net/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=72107 &utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=pingfm

A truck hits and kills 55 people in Nigeria.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8423218.stm

December 27th
Paris Hilton fake marries Piers Morgan in Las Vegas. What the fuck?!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1238559/Pier s-Morgan-Paris-Hilton-say-I-Las-Vegas-.html

The definition of porn as it changes from 18th century to today.
http://www.economist.com/world/britain/displaystory.cfm?s tory_id=15136692

Ivana Trump (Donald's FIRST wife) was escorted off of a plane recently. She was apparently being a bitch.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_PEOPLE_IVANA_TR UMP?SITE=TNKNN&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

January 1st, 2010
A woman gives birth and then an HOUR later serves her christmas dinner
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,581589,00.html?loomia _ow=t0:s0:a16:g2:r1:c0.337293:b29592650:z10

A man in Itally would rather spend time in jail then spend time with relatives. What does he do? Steals candy.
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6000Q420100101?feed Type=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&utm_source=feedburner&u tm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+reuters/oddlyEnoughNews +%28News+/+US+/+Oddly+Enough%29

A man in Garfield Pennslyvannia was shot in the left testical and the thigh. No kids for him.
http://www.wpxi.com/news/22099488/detail.html

And there you have it. You are updated until the next blog! ^^