Monday, October 19, 2009

I was born a Sinner, Born from Original Sin

Current mood: Aroused

And your song of the day is from the Eurythmics. It is called "Missionary Man"



News time Children (I love Fallout 3 references)!
The police are looking for some kids who apparently stole letters from a garage sign.
http://www.ky3.com/news/crimewatch/62651707.html

Six things about the Human Body that Science can't seem to explain!
http://www.cracked.com/article/161_6-things-your-body-does-every-day-that-science-cant-explain/

In Sidney Australia, one many is facing jail time after DNA found from blood inside a leech (found at the crime scene) linked him to a 2001 crime. Pretty nifty, I think.
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/Blood+from+leech+ties+Australian+2001+crime/2119408/story.html

A 19 year old attacks his ex-girlfriend with a hair dryer. He also tried to choke her with it and then hit her.
http://www.cfnews13.com/News/Local/2009/10/18/exgirlfriend_attacked_with_hair_dryer.html

A College Sophomore is being charged with Flashing his member to innocent bystanding women as young as 12. (Check out his name!)
http://www.whtm.com/news/stories/1009/668711.html

And we are done for the day, Bidibidi that's all folks!!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Shinwa

Current mood: Angsty

Voila! Your song of the day is by Rentrer en Soi (a J-Rock band) and it is called "Shinwa". It is very pretty and calming, I think anyway.



NEWS
Bacon Soap! http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3843

A guy in Edinburgh, Scotland got his arm bitten by an Angel Shark. How is this possible? Well, he worked at an aquarium.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/oct/18/shark-bites-aquarium-worker

This is amusing and frightening... http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/a-collection-of-pre-1930-awkward-family-photos/

A lawyer got to sit in jail for a day for being in contempt of court for asking a murder victim's mother if her daughter was a stripper.
http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2009/10/birmingham_lawyer_ordered_to_j.html

A 12-year-old girl dies after being in labor for 3 days. She bled to death and her baby died also. She was only a year younger than my sister.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/09/14/yemen.childbirth.death/index.html

Women in Somalia are being forced to remove their bras and shake their breasts and then are publicly flogged for being "deceptive".
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1220864/Whipped-wearing-deceptive-bra-Hardline-Islamists-Somalia-publicly-flog-women-sharia-crackdown.html

An 83 year old man allegedly shot at his son for refusing to stop drumming.
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/custom/offbeat/sns-ap-us-odd-drumbeat-dispute,0,2360964.story?track=rss

Friday, October 16, 2009

Simple Boy

Current mood: Awake

SONG!



NEWS!
A Nurse, Linda Kaufman, is being re-sentenced for forcing mentally ill patients to work in the nude and to perform sex acts (while billing the government and families for it as "therapy").
http://www.kansas.com/news/story/1014287.html

A baby survived after being hit by a train!
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/10/16/australia.baby.train.escape/index.html?eref=igoogle_cnn

Okay, what do you do when you hit a dog, but the dog is still alive? Do you hit it repeatedly with a hammer and a machete to "put it out of its misery"? No? Well this guy did. Luckily the dog survived, however the driver of the car might not after the owner of the dog took said machete and hammer and beat the hell out of the other guy.
http://www.postandcourier.com/news/2009/oct/16/violence-erupts-after-dog-run-over/

And a girl, who didn't want to marry the one her parent's picked for her, CUT OUT HER TONGUE AND OFFERED IT TO THE GODS!!
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/bhubaneswar/Girl-chops-off-tongue-to-get-the-right-groom-/articleshow/5125050.cms

A justice of the peace refused to marry an interracial couple. And guess what? It happened just a little while ago this year.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091015/ap_on_re_us/us_interracial_rebuff

A woman had 15 abortions in 17 years. She wrote a book about her "addiction" to destroying life.
http://www.myfoxla.com/dpp/news/national/dpgo_woman_has_15_abortions_over_17_years_lwf_20091014_4040373

Finally, a lady who was born with her feet facing BACKWARDS refused to take disability, claiming she isn't disabled. She can also run faster than her friends!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-499367/Im-disabled-insists-waitress-born-feet-facing-backwards.html

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Goodbye, My Heart

Current mood: Blah

Okay a bit of a depressing song today, but I love it. Goodbye My Heart by Jisun is your song of the day. It has English Subs so you can actually understand what she is saying!



Now onto your news of the day which is going to go a little something like this:

7 Sex tips that can actually put your man in the hospital... and Cosmo is the one telling you to do it!!
http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital/?virgin

A North Carolina Church is going to be holding a "book burning" of "Satan" books. These so called "Satan Books" are going to include books by Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, the Pope, as well as several versions of the Bible that they believe to be "Satan Bibles". What the hell?
http://rawstory.com/2009/10/n-c-church-to-burn-satans-books-including-works-of-mother-theresa/

An eight-month pregnant stripper gets probation for attacking a fellow "exotic dancer" with a stilletto heel. She claims it was in self-defense.
http://www.ohio.com/news/64087222.html

World's Most Interesting and Needless Facts!! Enjoy! http://cbs4denver.com/slideshows/bizarre.facts.20.1243030.html

A woman was gored by a male deer after trying to pet it!!
http://cbs4denver.com/local/woman.gored.deer.2.1245857.html

And this is just strange!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/art-news/6319258/Church-art-exhibition-includes-crucified-ape-and-black-Jesus-on-electric-chair.html

And that's all for today... Go check out my massive video upload on youtube!! www.youtube.com/saraicrazyshow

OUT like leopard print pants.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Fireflies die in a Mad World

Current mood: Bummed

Hello everyone,
Sorry there has been no blog for a couple of days. I have been very sickly and even had a trip to the ER. I'll be okay though, I'm not dying, so I'll be fine eventually.
Since I haven't posted I'm going to post two songs and as much news as possible. Enjoy!
Sarai

Song Number ONE: Fireflies by Owl City



Song Number TWO: Adam Lambert's cover of "Mad World" by Tears for Fears



and now onto the News:
TODAY
Because of a fight over a game of chess one 30 year old man is dead and another is going to spend 10 years in Jail.
http://www.press-citizen.com/article/20091013/NEWS01/910130322/1079/news01

For the first time in 230 years a flute that belonged to Frederick the Great, King of Prussia, was played. The flute is made of silver, ebony and ivory and was played Saturday during a festival on Usedom, which is a Baltic island.
http://www.cbc.ca/arts/music/story/2009/10/12/flute-frederick-prussia.html

In Laredo, Texas Police found a fake school bus full of 5,000lbs of Marijuana. They are still searching for the driver of said bus.
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/tx/6664330.html

A guy walks into a store and steals some beer, only to come back an hour later and pay for it.
http://www.azcentral.com/community/phoenix/articles/2009/10/12/20091012abrk-circlekrobbery1012.html

Maurice Sendak, author of "Where the Wild Things Are" said in an interview that parents who are complaining about the movie being to scary for their children should "go to hell".
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?entry_id=49362

YESTERDAY
The mayor of Sacremento California was robbed of a suit, a pair of shoes and some personal items while trying to help an elderly gentleman carry his items in San Francisco.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=8810178

In Maplewood, New Jersey, there is a place where children in wheel-chairs can learn how to Fence. Mickey Zeljkovic is giving children with wheel-chair bound disabilities a chance at a new activity and he also instructed Tariq al Qallaf, an adult wheel-chair fencing champion.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/12/nyregion/12fencing.html?_r=4

A giant vagina sculpture mysteriously appeared in a guy's yard after he came home from a night partying. It is estimated to weigh about 100lbs.
http://www.tri-cityherald.com/kennewick_pasco_richland/story/750097.html

A gentleman accidentally killed his fiancee the day BEFORE they were supposed to get married when he thought he had an intruder in the house.
http://www.katu.com/news/national/63927107.html

And this is just mildly amusing : http://advice.nerve.com/2009/10/09/sex-advice-from-mathematicians/

An insurance company has refused to insure a baby because he has a pre-existing condition. He is 17lbs and therefore "obese".
http://rawstory.com/2009/10/insurer-refuses-to-cover-baby-says-hes-too-fat/