And today is the most awesome day ever!

So, You know why this day is the most awesome day ever? I don't either. I just think it is because I feel like it!!

So today's video is 3 by Britney Spears. I don't know why, I just like it!


So here is the news. ^^

So, some dude ordered bubble bath for his kids and he got Sexual Lubricant instead!!
http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/5071092.Asda_delivers_sex_lubricant_instead_of_children___s_bubble_bath/

So if you fake it, you get a ticket.
http://www.thelocal.se/25616/20100319/

A woman is living and she has been declared dead. She has lost her money (Social Security Benefits and what not) and health insurance.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/03/19/MNAI1CI0SC.DTL

Two Calvins. One is BLACK and one is WHITE. Guess who keeps getting arrested?
http://www.sacbee.com/2010/03/19/2618177/the-two-calvins-sacramento-man.html

NUDITY FOR THE WIN!!
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/Naked-Man-on-183-Billboard

Two little kids help their mom deliver their baby brother!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/03/17/BA281CHMVJ.DTL

A Guy in Saudi Arabia is under sentence of execution for "sorcery". Pleas for him to be released have been made.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/meast/03/19/saudi.arabia.sorcery/index.html

And some principal has banned hugging at school. SUCKAGE!
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/03/out-of-control_hugging_leads_t.html

Also here is a picture just for you!!
KEEP RUNNING!!

Goodbye, My Heart

Current mood: Blah

Okay a bit of a depressing song today, but I love it. Goodbye My Heart by Jisun is your song of the day. It has English Subs so you can actually understand what she is saying!



Now onto your news of the day which is going to go a little something like this:

7 Sex tips that can actually put your man in the hospital... and Cosmo is the one telling you to do it!!
http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital/?virgin

A North Carolina Church is going to be holding a "book burning" of "Satan" books. These so called "Satan Books" are going to include books by Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, the Pope, as well as several versions of the Bible that they believe to be "Satan Bibles". What the hell?
http://rawstory.com/2009/10/n-c-church-to-burn-satans-books-including-works-of-mother-theresa/

An eight-month pregnant stripper gets probation for attacking a fellow "exotic dancer" with a stilletto heel. She claims it was in self-defense.
http://www.ohio.com/news/64087222.html

World's Most Interesting and Needless Facts!! Enjoy! http://cbs4denver.com/slideshows/bizarre.facts.20.1243030.html

A woman was gored by a male deer after trying to pet it!!
http://cbs4denver.com/local/woman.gored.deer.2.1245857.html

And this is just strange!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/art-news/6319258/Church-art-exhibition-includes-crucified-ape-and-black-Jesus-on-electric-chair.html

And that's all for today... Go check out my massive video upload on youtube!! www.youtube.com/saraicrazyshow

OUT like leopard print pants.

News of the Day

Current mood: Apathetic

Hey everyone!!

Since our camera is out of order I thought I would do the news of the day!! Read the previous blog to find out what is happening with the camera.

To start off our News:

A zoo in Gaza painted a donkey to look like a ZEBRA! Don't believe me?
http://www.slate.com/id/2222991/?gt1=38001

Then Denny's is being sued by the Center for Science, in the Public Interest, because of how much Salt Denny's puts on their food. Apparently "Denny's Moons Over My Hammy sandwich contains 2,580 milligrams, according to the lawsuit. The Spicy Buffalo Chicken Melt contains 4,120 milligrams. And this is just incredible: The Meat Lover's Scramble contains 5,690 milligrams of sodium."
http://www.thebigmoney.com/blogs/daily-bread/2009/07/24/dennys-salty-shock

Author of "Basketball Jones", E. Lynn Harris died today. His publisher, Doubleday is very sad about this.
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/32127984?GT1=43001

and last, but certainly not least!

In Northern Korea a woman was publicly executed for distributing Bibles. Not only this, her husband and 3 children were executed to "set an example". The children were aged 3 months, 5 years, and 11 years.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534728,00.html?test=latestnews

And that is your news of the day!