Me: I am standing next to a Jillian Michaels display and all I keep thinking about is her face buried in pussy. Is that weird?
Fawn: Well she is a lesbian for one and two she's ugly. Though I wouldn't mind having her body from the neck down. Just not her ugly mug.
Me: I kind of like her face.
Fawn: I think she is ugly.
Me: Too each their own? She does have pretty eyes and lips. And I want her boobs.
Fawn: From the neck down everything is fine.
Me: Yeah. I'd fuck her.
A few moments later
Me: My hands smell like scrotum. I haven't even played with balls today! O.o
Fawn: Yeah because everyone should handle someone elses balls at least once a day, twice if it's with a stranger on a train, plane or in a taxi.
Me: Exactly!
A few more moments later
Me: So I'm thinking of opening a haberdashery.
Fawn: You say that as I'm sitting here drawing some dress designs.
Me: Nice! See, it's meant to be. Plus, ___________ has a severe lack of good old fashioned haberdasheries anyway.
Fawn: Hahaha you sell buttons and zippers and fabric and thread and I'll sell shoes, handbags, jewelry and clothing.
Me: And hats too!
Fawn: Yeah! I'm actually seriously thinking about fashion design.
Me: Okay! Let's do it!! :)
Fawn: Haha you say this and you don't even know if you like my designs.
Me: Well I figure I'll have some designs too. :D We'll offset each other.
A few more moments later
Me: I've had 8 Jillian Michaels starring at me all day and it is starting to creep me out. Also, sexual subliminal messaging. "Eat this product and this blonde girl will suck your dick." I'm taking a picture when I get off work.
And here are the pictures!
Does she seem a little overly excited about that protein bar or is it just me?
Too many!! It gets disconcerting after four or five hours...
Fawn: Well she is a lesbian for one and two she's ugly. Though I wouldn't mind having her body from the neck down. Just not her ugly mug.
Me: I kind of like her face.
Fawn: I think she is ugly.
Me: Too each their own? She does have pretty eyes and lips. And I want her boobs.
Fawn: From the neck down everything is fine.
Me: Yeah. I'd fuck her.
A few moments later
Me: My hands smell like scrotum. I haven't even played with balls today! O.o
Fawn: Yeah because everyone should handle someone elses balls at least once a day, twice if it's with a stranger on a train, plane or in a taxi.
Me: Exactly!
A few more moments later
Me: So I'm thinking of opening a haberdashery.
Fawn: You say that as I'm sitting here drawing some dress designs.
Me: Nice! See, it's meant to be. Plus, ___________ has a severe lack of good old fashioned haberdasheries anyway.
Fawn: Hahaha you sell buttons and zippers and fabric and thread and I'll sell shoes, handbags, jewelry and clothing.
Me: And hats too!
Fawn: Yeah! I'm actually seriously thinking about fashion design.
Me: Okay! Let's do it!! :)
Fawn: Haha you say this and you don't even know if you like my designs.
Me: Well I figure I'll have some designs too. :D We'll offset each other.
A few more moments later
Me: I've had 8 Jillian Michaels starring at me all day and it is starting to creep me out. Also, sexual subliminal messaging. "Eat this product and this blonde girl will suck your dick." I'm taking a picture when I get off work.
And here are the pictures!
Does she seem a little overly excited about that protein bar or is it just me?
Too many!! It gets disconcerting after four or five hours...
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