Broke In (Again)

Dear Asshole who broke into my van,
I'd really appreciate it if you would've at least closed the door. Now my battery is dead. Thank you. You should've been able to see into the thing, the windows are HUGE. There is nothing to steal, I'm not an idiot who leaves valuables in their car. So, thanks, once again for ruining my day.
Sincerely,
Sarai