For those readers that are differently alive out there here is a song just for you!
Also, for all you health conscious undead out there here are a few pictures to help you sort out what you should eat and what you shouldn't.
For a zombie with a sweet tooth left, try this yummy brains cupcake on for size!
Now, some quotes about Zombies (and one from a Zombie!).
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
- Rodney Dangerfield
I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack.
- Simon Pegg
"Get that damn screwdriver out of my head!"
- Zombie (from "Return of the Living Dead Part Two")
And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable! I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.
- George Carlin
The purpose of man's life...is to become an abject zombie who serves a purpose he does not know, for reasons he is not to question.
- Ayn Rand
A really funny poem about Zombies that I found on a website called AllPoetry.com.
Unicorns VS Zombies
A luscious coat, a fiery eye,
creatures lashing out like a storm in the sky.
Hoof-beats of thunder, lightning reflexes
an ominous call that aptly perplexes...
Known mostly for beauty, rarely their power,
o'er many foes a unicorn will tower;
a flash of silver is all to be seen
before from your bones your flesh they will glean...
But only if you're mean.
Ravenous idiots claw at your face
intentions weak and strength displaced.
They'll gnaw on your skull, seeming irate
but rotten gums can hardly seal in your fate.
They're slow and they're lonely, communicate not.
Can't get anywhere fast and don't know a whole lot.
Making noises that sound like their mouth is still shut
claiming that upon brains they're going to glut...
Unicorns totally kick zombie-butt.
A love poem for a Zombie!
Zombie Love Song (even cooler, it is a Haiku Zombie love poem!)
You are my desire.
Eating your luscious love thoughts
My Junk Just Dropped Off
- Christopher Moore(author of You Suck: A Love Story)
Warning: Zombies can (and often will) eat, disfigure, harm, chase, fall in love with, marry, kill, hunt and/or choose you at any time. You should always keep your shotguns handy and always aim for the head. If, for whatever reason, one of your family, friends, acquaintances, enemies and/or unknown clowns is eaten, disfigured, harmed, chased, in love with, married to, killed, hunted and/or chosen by a zombie feel free to aim for the head. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. Yes, life with zombies is like Monopoly.
This warning was brought to you by the Mothers Against Zombies Coalition of Southern Nowhere (MAZCSN).
Thank You for reading and remember, do your part and appreciate a zombie by doing it a favor and sending it back to the grave!
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