Thursday, February 03, 2011

What's in the News?

Apparently a lot of penis is in the news today. *shrug* Why do men do weird things involving their junk?

A doctor in Romania went slightly berserk. No big deal right? Wrong. He went crazy and not only chopped off some man's penis (during surgery to correct a testicular abnormality), but he also chopped it into little BITS.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/33257-row-over-angry-penis-removing-doctor

A man, to win a car, has the word MINI tattooed on to his penis.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/853682-man-has-mini-tattooed-on-penis-to-win-car

Whatever you do, don't give your female employees dildos for their birthdays. Just a bad idea all around.
http://swns.com/woman-sues-boss-over-vibrator-birthday-present-021139.html

How should you dress when your ex-girlfriend is on trial for the murder of two of your three children? Like a character from a Stephen King novel.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1352200/Father-James-Maynard-children-killed-arrives-court-horror-clown-mask.html

Imagine, you have just picked up your birth certificate only to find that you are not the gender you thought you were and are actually 10 years older.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/854399-birth-certificate-of-man-47-claims-hes-a-woman-57

A 100 year old death threat. Pretty nifty, actually.
http://www.bugsandcranks.com/tylermaas/baseball/want-to-see-a-100-year-old-death-threat-mailed-to-a-pitcher/

and last, but certainly not least, the model for the "Mona Lisa" may have been a man. Not only a man, but possibly, Leonardo da Vinci's gay lover.
http://www.kptv.com/entertainment/26708827/detail.html

All for now, but I'm glad to have gotten some news up and some semblance of a blog back together. ^^ Will post more soon!

love,
Sarai

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