Me: To quote myself (this was written to explain one of my poems I wrote when I was 15):
"The title was inspired by one of my favorite movies of all time called 'The Ghost and the Darkness', which I used to watch any time I was really depressed because for some reason watching lions eat people made me feel better."
Sam: ....I watched that yesterday...I'm beginning to fear you stalk me :P
Jeff: So um, remind me not to cross you. Any time I'm crossing you, just be like "Yo Jeff, you crossin'." Thanks...
Me: To be fair I wrote that comment 3 years ago.
Ah Sam, I'm not stalking you! You are currently too far for me to stalk you!
Sam: Perhaps you stalked me prematurely....do you own a time machine?
Me: Sh! Its a secret!! *clears throat*
No, I don't have a time machine. That's just silly. :P
Jeff: Sarah stalks people... like a lion. Enjoys lions eating people... like a lion... Sarah is a lionman!
Sam: Well....crap.... a timetravelling lionman, for all we know Sarah IS those lions! And enjoyed it like watching home cinema!!!!
Me: Shouldn't that link be to "Thundercats" instead of "MegaMan?"
Sam: Thunderman's Megacats!
Jeff: That's the lionman episode of Mega Man.
Me: It all makes sense now!
*watches the video* I am DEFINITELY cooler than that Lionman, just saying.
Sam: You eat people!!! How is that cooler?!
Jeff: Why would you tell a ravenous lionman-woman that eats people she isn't cooler than a non-people-eating lionman?
Me: Did you SEE his plan?! He is all "Let's turn everyone into Lion-creatures!" That is the WORST plan ever. Turn everyone into Lion creatures? Why don't I just enslave humanity to my awesome Lion-ness? Because that isn't my plan... You know what, forget I said anything. That plan is brilliant.
Sam: I am sooooo far away itsok....you might wanna start running Jeff...just incase.
Me: Yeah, it might take me a bit longer to get to Scotland...
Jeff: Nah it's cool. We had a good chat and she will totally be like "You crossin'" before she eats me. If I can't trust the silence of a ravenous lionbeast as agreement, then who or what can I trust in life?
Sam: Wait! Vampriratic Lionman!?! Turning people into lions! What just happened!!!
Me: EXACTLY!
Also, Jeff, of COURSE you can trust me! I mean, why would you disbelieve anything a ravenous Lion-monster that may or may not be plotting to take over the world and enslave humanity says?
Sam: Crossin huh....I'd be cautious....all I'm getting is Zebra Crossin....sounds like lunch :/
Me: That, was a good one. Sam gets to live a bit longer. :P
Jeff: I wouldn't have made it this far in life if I couldn't handle the occasionally feline she-beast trying to murder me.
Me: "Sizzling Circuits!"
Sam: Wow.....it's too late for me to read....I just read'scissoring circus'.... it's time I leave.
Good luck Jeff!!
Me: Scissoring circuits could work too, but somehow I don't think that would be quite as "child appropriate" lol
Jeff: Kids these days always cutting themselves on scissors... Good point!
Sam: I don't think vampiratic people eating lionmen with timetravelling capabilities is appropriate..but tell that to Dr Who.
Me: You know, I have nothing else quite as impressive to say now. Thank you for that.
Sam: You're welcome :D
"The title was inspired by one of my favorite movies of all time called 'The Ghost and the Darkness', which I used to watch any time I was really depressed because for some reason watching lions eat people made me feel better."
Sam: ....I watched that yesterday...I'm beginning to fear you stalk me :P
Jeff: So um, remind me not to cross you. Any time I'm crossing you, just be like "Yo Jeff, you crossin'." Thanks...
Me: To be fair I wrote that comment 3 years ago.
Ah Sam, I'm not stalking you! You are currently too far for me to stalk you!
Sam: Perhaps you stalked me prematurely....do you own a time machine?
Me: Sh! Its a secret!! *clears throat*
No, I don't have a time machine. That's just silly. :P
Jeff: Sarah stalks people... like a lion. Enjoys lions eating people... like a lion... Sarah is a lionman!
Sam: Well....crap.... a timetravelling lionman, for all we know Sarah IS those lions! And enjoyed it like watching home cinema!!!!
Me: Shouldn't that link be to "Thundercats" instead of "MegaMan?"
Sam: Thunderman's Megacats!
Jeff: That's the lionman episode of Mega Man.
Me: It all makes sense now!
*watches the video* I am DEFINITELY cooler than that Lionman, just saying.
Sam: You eat people!!! How is that cooler?!
Jeff: Why would you tell a ravenous lionman-woman that eats people she isn't cooler than a non-people-eating lionman?
Me: Did you SEE his plan?! He is all "Let's turn everyone into Lion-creatures!" That is the WORST plan ever. Turn everyone into Lion creatures? Why don't I just enslave humanity to my awesome Lion-ness? Because that isn't my plan... You know what, forget I said anything. That plan is brilliant.
Sam: I am sooooo far away itsok....you might wanna start running Jeff...just incase.
Me: Yeah, it might take me a bit longer to get to Scotland...
Jeff: Nah it's cool. We had a good chat and she will totally be like "You crossin'" before she eats me. If I can't trust the silence of a ravenous lionbeast as agreement, then who or what can I trust in life?
Sam: Wait! Vampriratic Lionman!?! Turning people into lions! What just happened!!!
Me: EXACTLY!
Also, Jeff, of COURSE you can trust me! I mean, why would you disbelieve anything a ravenous Lion-monster that may or may not be plotting to take over the world and enslave humanity says?
Sam: Crossin huh....I'd be cautious....all I'm getting is Zebra Crossin....sounds like lunch :/
Me: That, was a good one. Sam gets to live a bit longer. :P
Jeff: I wouldn't have made it this far in life if I couldn't handle the occasionally feline she-beast trying to murder me.
Me: "Sizzling Circuits!"
Sam: Wow.....it's too late for me to read....I just read'scissoring circus'.... it's time I leave.
Good luck Jeff!!
Me: Scissoring circuits could work too, but somehow I don't think that would be quite as "child appropriate" lol
Jeff: Kids these days always cutting themselves on scissors... Good point!
Sam: I don't think vampiratic people eating lionmen with timetravelling capabilities is appropriate..but tell that to Dr Who.
Me: You know, I have nothing else quite as impressive to say now. Thank you for that.
Sam: You're welcome :D
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