Girl's Best Friend

Marilyn Monroe is my hero. I love her and would definitely go completely LESBIAN for her. She is my idol, my confidante in spirit and surprisingly quite a bit like me too. I am completely in love with her, I really am. Anyway, that is why today's video is "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend" by the one and the only Marilyn Monroe. Enjoy!



Other non-Marilyn related items are now being presented.

A man is under arrest for soliciting sex from a girl he thought was 13. Turns out he used to be a police officer. Oops.
http://www.wlwt.com/news/23091711/detail.html

A teenager is suing a County in Washington for placing her in the custody of her sex offender grandfather. She was subjected to incestuous abuse for 10 years.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/teen-sues-county-put-custody-sex-offender-grandfather/story?id=10323185

A man gets shot in the leg trying to help is friend move.
http://www.wqad.com/news/sns-ap-ia--iowa-accidentshooting,0,5086821.story

An adopted Russian child was sent BACK to Russia, ALONE. Now Russia is wanting to close all international adoptions with the US. Why was the child sent back you might ask? Well he apparently drew a picture of the house burning and stated he would burn it down one day. Not only that, but apparently he was "violent and had severe psychological problems". This is not the first adoption from Russia gone wrong. Three children adopted from Russia into the US later died.
http://www.aolnews.com/story/adoption-freeze-urged-after-boy-returned/980093

Apparently its okay for Vegans to eat Oysters. Um, wait, what?
http://www.slate.com/id/2248998/

Extreme Tourist? I am confused
http://blogs.mcclatchydc.com/kabul/2010/04/extreme-tourist-uses-white-rap-to-woo-afghans.html

Emma Craigie has written a book about a little girl killed by her parents in a Nazi bunker. Great for anyone who loves history!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/7568799/Last-days-of-Hitlers-favourite-little-girl.html

A man falls 30 ft. to save a young woman from a suicide attempt. Shatters both arms, but will live.
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/90216492.html?cmpid=15585797

A woman has her son ARRESTED for stealing $7,000 worth of her jewelry. Did I mention he was 7 years old and trying to impress a little girl in his class?
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/04/08/Boy-arrested-for-taking-moms-jewelry/UPI-71851270761709/

Rare Meat Allergy appears in Stockholm!
http://www.thelocal.se/25968/20100408/

Katie Washington of Gary Indiana becomes Notre Dame University's FIRST African-American Valedictorian
http://www.wbbm780.com/She-s-Notre-Dame-s-first-black-valedictorian/6768258

Students on an Indiana campus are being warned about a butt-slapping bicyclist. Yep, some guy on a bike is slapping female behinds.
http://www.wbbm780.com/Students-warned-on-Ball-State-bicycling-buttocks-s/6768543

And now, as a special treat, Articles dedicated to the beauty of Male Genitalia.

Police take a man's four-foot penis, claiming it causes public distress. I wonder if that is public FEMALE distress?
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/820845-police-seize-four-foot-penis

A teenager gives his parents the best surprise ever! A painting of a GIANT PENIS ON THEIR HOUSE!!
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/594257-teens-giant-penis-surprise-for-parents

In Bhutan the Penis is like a superhero. It is here to save the day!
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/390413-giant-painted-penis-fights-evil

Global warming is detrimental to the environment. Or your penis. *giggle*
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/304450-giant-ice-penis-is-climate-change-to-blame

And lastly, Massive Inflatable Penis Man helps save men from themselves! Prostate Exam Powers ACTIVATE!
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/757854-look-son-its-a-massive-inflatable-penis

That's all folks!
Sarai